[Rebirth] is not the savior

Meals are relatively late in the countryside, and it is only after three o'clock in the afternoon. I haven't digested all my lunch yet, and it's not time for dinner at all.

Zhou Botti asked his wife to clean up, and hurried to the kitchen to cook some delicious dishes to greet the guests, which made Ai Xiao and his team very embarrassed.

Because the food would take a while to serve, Zhou Bo took some homemade pickled hot and sour radishes and put them on a plate, and poured a pot of rice wine out for everyone to have an appetizer.

Ai Xiao saw a family portrait hanging on the wall, took a sip of wine and asked casually, "Brother Zhou, your family is quite big, with so many people!"

"Well, my father thinks that a prosperous population is a blessing. I have three younger brothers and one younger sister." Zhou Bo followed Ai Xiao's line of sight to the photos on the wall and replied.

"With so many people, it must have been fun when you were young, right? The one standing in the middle next to the village chief is your sister, right? She looks really pretty, but she looks much younger than you."

"Yeah, my little girl is the most juicy girl in our village. In the past, many young men from neighboring villages came all the way to the village just to see her!" Zhou Bo said, wondering if it was because the topic this time was very warm. The previous indifference has been reduced, and there is a little more warmth, "My mother gave birth to a younger sister at 47, who is 12 years younger than my third brother. The two elders are in great pain. The only girl is a girl, and our brothers are reluctant to scold me again. Yes, so this girl has been crazy since she was a child, ha ha."

This is the first time Ai Xiao has seen him smile since he met Zhou Bo. It seems that he really loves this little girl. It's raining so much, isn't she at home?"

Ai Xiao was just mentioning it casually at first, thinking that it would be nice to see this well-known girl to feast his eyes on, but Zhou Bo paused, turned his head up and drank the contents of his cup in one gulp, stood up and walked to the back hall, "I Go and see if the food is ready, my mother-in-law doesn't know what she's doing, she hasn't been served for so long."

Ai Xiao looked puzzled, and pushed Fan Siyuan, "Did I behave abruptly just now?"

Fan Siyuan took a sip of the wine, smacked it twice, and said: "You are begging to see the beautiful woman's expression with a squinting face. Brother Ren can tell you are a good-natured little boy at a glance."

"Damn it! I can tell just by looking at him that he is upright and chivalrous, okay? I don't know who was maxed out by a woman, and there must be more than one woman? Hehe." Ai Xiao glanced sideways at Fan Siyuan, insinuating, full of words The word "hehe".

"Anyway, I won't show my covetousness to my little sister in front of Big Brother Ren."

"When will you pay back my last reward?" Ai Xiao took out his trump card.

Fan Siyuan softened immediately, "This radish tastes sour and hot, it tastes really good, come here, try it."

At this time, there was only a "plop" sound, and Xiaobao collapsed on the wooden table, with a half cup of overturned rice wine next to his little paw.

It turned out that this little guy sneaked up on the table and drank from the glass by himself while everyone was not paying attention to him, but he poured it down after taking two sips...

Ai Xiao recalled that the baby was afraid of water, wondering if drinking alcohol would have any effect?So I checked it carefully several times, and I was relieved after confirming that I was just asleep.

Zhou Bo came over with a big bowl of beef. Hearing that the little boy was drunk secretly, he couldn't help laughing and said, "It's okay, we still have something to feed our own children in our village? It's all right, just sleep and wake up." Yes. But let’s take him to the room, it’s easy to catch cold outside.”

Because the spilled rice wine soaked Xiaobao's clothes, Ai Xiao simply helped him take off the clothes, and asked Yan Su to stuff the naked little things into the quilt.

Ai Xiao stood aside and was worrying about where to put the clothes to dry, when Xiao Bao, who only had a small head exposed under the quilt, suddenly took a nap.

A small fireball about two centimeters in diameter spewed out from Xiaobao's mouth, but it was extinguished quickly.

At this moment, the two big men standing beside were stunned, and Ai Xiao took a while to speak, "I seemed to be dazzled just now..."

Before Yan Su could open his mouth, Xiao Bao let out another "burp", and the fireball that spewed out was twice as big as before, and after being extinguished with a puff, a small wisp of black smoke was left behind.

"(⊙o⊙)..." Ai Xiao opened his mouth and paused for a while, "Well, I think the problem is not my eyes, but your son."

Yan Su seems to be much calmer than Ai Xiao, but this may be because he hasn't figured out what is normal and what is abnormal for human beings so far, otherwise Xiaobao would be able to climb up to the ceiling with his bare hands and hold him firmly. Instead of playing hide and seek with him, he should growl "what a monster my son is" when he doesn't fall.

Because the Zhou family didn't know that there would be one more person coming with them, so there were not so many empty beds arranged in the house, so Zhou Bo had to spread a futon on the wooden storage cabinet in one room as a bed.

As soon as the stupid dog arrived, he jumped into the cabinet and chose a comfortable place to lie down to sleep and rest his mind. Ai Xiao couldn't help poking Zhengxiang's stupid dog who was sleeping. At this time, the stupid dog's role was obviously greater than Yan Su who turned into a fool. .

The stupid dog was awakened by someone, opened his eyes and was about to have a seizure when Yan Xiaobao suddenly turned over and hiccupped very loudly.

"Be careful." Ai Xiao only felt his right arm being pulled, and then crashed into a strong chest.

"Fuck!" Stupid Dog's violent voice sounded behind him.

Ai Xiao looked back and almost fell down laughing. The hair on the stupid dog's forehead was just burned out into a circle, revealing the white and tender flesh inside.

How funny.

It turns out that this storage wooden cabinet is usually used to hold bedding and bulky items, and it is very large. When two are put together, it is almost the same as a single bed, and the height is just as high as the bed.

So the big belch that Xiaobao turned over, sprayed a pillar of fire about five centimeters in diameter straight towards the opposite side.

Ai Xiao was quickly pulled away by Yan Su's eye-catching hands, before Stupid Dog had time to react, the pillar of fire was already in front of him...

Raising his paw and scratching his forehead that had been burned by the flames, the stupid dog was really depressed!With such a strong scorching smell, how much of its black and smooth hair has been burned? ! ! !

Stupidly turned around on the mattress, and finally jumped out of the window.

Probably looking for something that can reflect light to "appreciate" his beauty, Ai Xiao thought to add insult to injury.

Smiling and laughing, Ai Xiao felt something was wrong.

His posture seems a bit wrong. When did he fall down laughingly leaning on the shoulder in front of him?The warm hand on the waist seems to be Yan Su's hand? !

Ouch I go!Ai Xiao's body trembled, and goosebumps arose.

In his previous life, he was the only one who hugged a beautiful girl like this, why is he nestling in her arms like a woman now?

Pushing Yan Su away, Ai Xiao quickly walked to the bed and helped Xiao Bao turn over, lay on his back, trying to get rid of the embarrassment just now, "It seems that the hiccups stopped, probably because the hiccups just now made the smell of alcohol It's over."

As soon as Ai said the joke, he was immediately awakened by himself.

I remember that Xiaobao played with fire when he was a skeleton baby, flicking with his left hand and letting go with his right. That night he and Fan Siyuan were almost burned to death.So now Xiaobao's ability should not change, no wonder he doesn't like water!And wine can help the fire, so Xiaobao will hiccup and get angry after drinking wine!

At this time Zhou Bo came in from the outside, "Master Ai, the food is ready, come out and eat!"

Ai Xiao hurriedly went down the steps, straightened up and walked out, "Come on, come on, my sister-in-law's craftsmanship is really good, you can smell it from afar."

Seeing that Yan Su didn't move, Zhou Bo yelled again, "Mr. Yan, the child won't wake up for a while after being drunk, so don't worry, let's eat first."

Yan Su still didn't respond, Zhou Bo stepped forward and pulled him, "Brother Yan?"

"Ah?" Yan Su seemed to have just heard Zhou Bo's voice.

Zhou Bo said with a smile: "Brother Yan, you are really a good father, let's go, let's eat first, you have to worry that I will ask my mother-in-law to watch over you here."

"Ah, no need, Xiao Bao slept well, let's go." Yan Su smiled at Zhou Bo, and followed him outside.

He was gently rubbed twice by the right hand behind him. If you pay attention, you will find that the base of his ear is slightly red.

Ai Xiao glanced at the door, moved to Fan Siyuan's side, and asked softly: "Do you think my senior brother seems to be a little different?"

Fan Siyuan thought for a while, and replied: "You didn't say that I haven't noticed yet, it seems that the last time I saw him, he glanced at a child of a few years old, and he didn't even know how to speak. I have grown a lot!"

"Do you think your senior brother will regain his previous consciousness? Isn't it often shown on TV, amnesia, blood clots in the brain, etc., all of a sudden and naturally healed! You said it would be great if your senior brother recovered. Ah, we have another right-hand man! You have this level, your senior brother is probably even better, right?" Fan Siyuan has already begun to imagine the scene of Yan Su's strong insertion/joining the team, and the money will roll in.

This conjecture terrified Ai Xiao, what if the perverted Yan Su's personality is too strong, and the current Yan Su is swallowed up and merged?Who will carry rice bags and gas tanks for him after that?

Ah no, that's not the point, the point is how will he live his life after that?It's almost impossible to turn over forever!