The good relationship between teachers and students through system crossing

001 Rebirth

In the dim room, only the TV in the corner emits a little light, and the person sitting in front of the computer is staring at the screen intently.In this picture, you may think that this person is doing something important, but you are wrong.

"Hmm...Ya Butterfly!"

The man laughed wretchedly, stretched out his hand and touched his body, when the phone on the table rang. 【Grandpa, that grandson is calling you again, grandpa...】

Xie Fan answered the phone with a fucking sound and asked impatiently, "Hello? Who is it?" His eyes still did not leave the screen.

"Fuck, you grandson, you watch that movie at home all day long, and you don't want to find a girlfriend. You're like this..." The person on the other end of the phone directly turned on the old lady mode, which made Xie Fan's interest fade when he just got up, and he looked up helplessly. Lying on the sofa, he said, "Er Gouzi, does your wife know that you are like this?"

"I know fart, you kid, can you stop calling me Er Gouzi, I just want to go to your house and cut you up in minutes." The person on the other end of the phone said through gritted teeth.

When Xie Fan heard the hey sound, he crossed Erlang's legs and trembled, and said shamelessly: "Then bring some hot and sour noodles, I'm hungry, put more vinegar."

The person on the other side of the phone didn't make trouble, and joked: "Your kid is pregnant, and you like sour food so much."

"I like it, hurry up, or you can collect the body for me."

"Just be lazy and wait." The man hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Putting down the phone and continuing to watch the movie, just when the fight between the man and the woman was over, Xie Fan felt that it was not interesting enough and randomly took one from a pile of movies and put it in. I don’t know which buddy borrowed this pile, it was enjoyable.

"Hmm...husband...husband...slow down...no...no more!"

"……"what's the situation?After the film was finished and before he sat on the sofa, he heard a man's rippling voice, Xie Fan turned around mechanically, and when he saw what was on the screen, he immediately jumped up, "Damn it, two men? "

"What two men?" A voice came from the door at this moment.

Seeing the situation, Xie Fan ran to the TV and covered himself with his body, and said calmly, "It's nothing, you're here!"

"Um...ah...husband...husband..." Xie Fan could block the picture but not the voice, he trembled when he heard the rippling voice behind him.

The person who came didn't care about Xie Fan's discomfort, and directly pulled him aside. When he saw the picture on the screen, he froze, and looked at Xie Fan strangely.

Reluctantly pressing his temples, he said: "Didn't I borrow it from Da Mao, I didn't expect that there were two men in this pile of movies." He reached out and turned off the TV.

"Fuck, I was scared to death, brother thought you were bent?" Er Gouzi breathed a sigh of relief, put the hot and sour noodles in his hand on the table and said: "Eat, brother, I'm going back, your sister-in-law is waiting .” Patting Xie Fan on the shoulder, he opened the door and left.

Xie Fan turned off the TV, but the DVD player was still spinning, and he wanted to take a sneak peek at what this man was doing just now. He comforted himself and said, "I'm just curious. Just take a look." Turning on the TV, he immediately saw white flesh, and Xie Fan was stunned by the superb posture of the two men, and said directly, "Damn it, it's amazing, it's delicious!"

Sitting on the sofa and opening the bag, he just picked up a vermicelli and then burst into flames, Xie Fan disappeared in place, his roar still lingering in the air, "Lao Tzu's Hot and Sour Noodles!!!!"

"Hi everyone, this is Apple Radio. An explosion occurred in a small dangerous building today, killing one person and injuring five others. The cause of the explosion is unknown. Now let the reporter report further to you."

……

In a daze, Xie Fan opened his eyes, and was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him. Could it be that the explosion just now didn't kill him?Burned through the roof of your own house?

Xie Fan, who couldn't figure it out, scratched his head and sat up, looking at the surrounding scene in a daze, "The beggar's den?"

I saw that this is a dilapidated temple that can no longer be dilapidated. There is a three-meter-high clay bodhisattva near Xie Fan. There is a door facing the clay bodhisattva. The wind blows in and shakes from time to time. Ah" made Xie Fan tremble, and then a carp sat up straight, "Fuck, where is I?"

[Ding, the character has been bound]

"Who?" Hearing this voice suddenly, Xie Fan scanned his surroundings in horror.

[Hello, foreign guest, welcome to the vast continent, I am 'Jinjiang Papapa System' number 009]

"Jinjiang papapapa system? Boundless Continent? Fuck, who are you? How did I get here?" Xie Fan asked coherently in a daze.

[You are already dead, this system brought you here, and you need to complete the tasks issued by this system, otherwise you will be punished]

"What punishment?" Xie Fan asked.

【Ashes disappear】

Xie Fan was stunned when he heard this word, and then said angrily: "Fuck, who allowed you to mention me here, and it still disappeared. Are you easy to deceive me? I... ah!" Xie Fan lay directly on the ground, rolling on the ground holding his head in pain, "Stop, stop!"

[In fact, the task is very simple, there is no time limit, and you can get corresponding rewards, why not do it]

"No fart, I hate being restrained the most, and I have no freedom at all." Grinning his teeth, he sat up and moved his arms, his whole body was stunned by the electric shock, "Can we change the punishment next time, I don't need you to do it twice The ashes flew into smoke, and they were directly turned into ashes by electricity."

[Yes, I still have whipping, fire, and ice...]

Xie Fan: "...you just tell me where the mission is?"

[When you say 'Jinjiang Papapa System' silently, an interface will appear, and the task is inside it]

Xie Fan read the system silently, and when he saw the succinct interface that couldn't be more succinct, he immediately wanted to complain, he f*cking wanted to know, what's the matter with that age, I'm 25 this year, okay?How can I still pick up girls and masturbate to the sky if I go back to the age of 16?

Name: Xie Fan

Age: 16

Occupation: idle

Skill: unknown

'Papa' Points: 0

Main line: 0% teacher-student relationship

"I said, what's the matter with this idleness? It's fine to regress me to a minor, but what's the matter with writing me off?"

【For plot needs】

"I need wool, tell me, what do you need?" Xie Fan felt that he was going to explode, what the hell was it, and he mentioned himself to such a place after watching a male film, and what the hell? The system is simply heartbroken.

[Ding, the database is not open, so I can't answer]

Xie Fan: "..."

[Alarm alert, danger is approaching, danger is approaching, there are still ten meters away from here, please prepare for death. 】

"Damn it, I've only been here for a few minutes and I'm ready to die, you're kidding me." Xie Fan wanted to jump in anger, but time waited for no one, and when he glanced around, only the clay bodhisattva could hide from people .

Just as he was about to hide behind the mud bodhisattva, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.

The person who came in first almost didn't let Xie Fan, who was peeping, scream out. He covered his mouth and peeked, only to see that this person had disheveled hair, just like Sadako. The masked man frowned upon seeing Xie Fan, why do these people look so familiar in their clothes?

"Master Gu, now that you have nowhere to go, I advise you to catch him without a fight!" the man in black sternly said.

Now Xie Fan thinks why it looks so familiar, this image is called the world of martial arts, thinking of this, he continued to watch.

"Hmph, you decent people are nothing but hypocrites, what kind of heroes are you when you take advantage of others' danger?" Nan Zhenzi said in pain, clutching his chest and vomited blood.

Xie Fan wanted to think that he was thrown into the TV drama crew and was spoofed. He looked around again, but he didn't see the camera, not even the director and crew. What's going on?

"As long as you get rid of you, who will know that you were killed by the integrity praised by everyone." The masked man approached aggressively with a sword.

Seeing those people approaching, Xie Fan's legs trembled, and he kept using his thoughts to communicate with the Jinjiang system just now, "System, you come out, I promise not to hit you, I just want to chat with you about life."

[The system is under maintenance, please do not disturb. 】

Xie Fan: "..."

Xie Fan felt that he was going to die, and when he thought of this, his legs softened and he fell to the ground.

The man in black heard movement in the dark, looked towards this side vigilantly, and shouted, "Who's there?"

Seeing that Xie Fan, who was lying on the ground, could not escape, he gritted his teeth and stood up, walked out with his chest straight, and thought to himself: At worst, I will be a good man again in 18 years!

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