It's not easy being a master

Shi Yi'an felt that his scalp was numb from the cold war.

After lunch, all the dishes and bowls were taken away, and Mr. Shi called a little boy over. The boy was wearing a green bunt, with two buns tied on his head with a red ribbon.

"Xiao'an, you live in the Siwei Residence. This is Yunmo who is in charge of cleaning the Siwei Residence."

The little boy saluted obediently and called out to Master Sun.It’s been such a long time since Shi Yi Anlei was killed, and there is still such a title, and this child is only thirteen or fourteen years old when he died, so this should be considered child labor...

"No need, no need, I can clean it myself." Shi Yi'an has a strong sense of personal protection, and it is really hard for him to get used to having someone clean these things for him.

"It's too far away, so I'm more at ease letting Yun Mo live with you."

When Shi Yi'an returned to Siweiju to rest under Yun Mo's guidance, he finally understood what it means to be "too far away".The other courtyards in the mansion are all together, only Siweiju is an independent small courtyard surrounded by peach trees. When walking through the peach trees, he heard the rustling of peach leaves, and the sound of girls. He laughed nicely when he was playing, but he just looked at it for a long time, and only saw a short and fat man squatting under the peach tree to fertilize the peach tree.No one saw it but him.

"Siwei Ju used to be the second young master's residence. Later, the second young master went down the mountain, so it became vacant." Yun Mo took Shi Yi'an into the courtyard, and introduced: "The house facing south is the main house. Young Master Sun is the main room, the west room is the study room, and the east room is useless and empty now. I live in the south room, just call me if you need anything."

The two of them walked through the small door on the side of the main room, and behind them was a basketball court tens of meters square...

"This is the school yard. The hut is in the southeast corner. Old man Lin will come to clean it every morning."

Shi Yi'an looked at the hut surrounded by wooden fences, his face turned green, and then he heard Yun Mo continue to say: "Oh, of course you can use the bathroom in the main room usually, this hut has basically been used for a long time. No one is using it."

"..." Please don't breathe heavily when speaking.

The main house where Shi Yi’an lives seems to have been newly renovated. Basically, all kinds of modern daily necessities are available. The doors and windows are not pasted with paper like the main house, but wooden doors with larger gaps are chosen. The windows and gaps were replaced with glass.

"Master Sun, please rest first, and call me if you need anything."

Yun Mo retreated silently, and Shi Yi'an was the only one left in the room.His luggage was neatly stacked on the round table. I don't know if Lao Lin put it here.Shi Yi'an took out the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, but there was no signal at all.Now there is no chance to ask for help outside the court.

Perhaps it was because in the mountains, the house was very cool even without air conditioning, and Shi Yi'an, who had relaxed his nerves, yawned unconsciously, feeling a little tired.If you come, you will be safe, no matter what you say, let's sleep first and then talk.

Shi Yi'an slept very well this time. When he opened his eyes, it was getting dark outside the window. He just sat up and looked for shoes under the bed with his head down, when he heard the wooden door of the main room outside turning, followed by Yun Mo's voice It came in that he didn't move when he was walking, only when he spoke, could Shi Yi'an feel the existence of this person.

"Master Sun, I've put dinner on the table. Call me if you need it."

Shi Yi'an hooked a pair of slippers with his feet, lifted the tulle on the bed, and ran outside. Yun Mo was gone, and there were three dishes, one meat, two vegetables, and a bowl of rice, on the table.Yun Mo had already left.

"Yun Mo." Shi Yi'an went to pull the door, and as soon as the door opened, he bumped into Yun Mo who was standing at the door face to face, which made Shi Yi'an jump.

Yun Mo cupped his hands in his sleeves, lowered his head and asked, "Young Master Sun, what's the matter?"

"Don't be so polite, I'm not used to this, just call me by my name." Every time Yun Moke politely called him Young Master Sun, Shi Yi'an felt goosebumps all over his body. The name gave him the illusion of time-traveling into an ancient romance novel.

After hearing this, Yun Mo neither agreed nor refused, waiting for Shi Yi'an's next instruction.

"I just want to ask, I don't have to go to the main hall to eat?"

"The dinner in the master's mansion has always been served in its own courtyard." This Yun Mo spoke slowly and politely, which did not match his appearance at all, and he always had a young and mature feeling.

"Oh, I see, I'm sorry to trouble you. How about you come and eat with me, I'm bored eating alone." Shi Yi'an felt that he just couldn't treat Yun like a child, always When I saw him, I unconsciously tensed up.

"Thank you, Master Sun, for your kindness. I've already eaten."

Well, people didn't listen to me at all, and it was still Young Master Sun who called and shouted, Shi Yi'an smiled awkwardly, and said: "Well, I will eat it myself."

"Young Master Sun just put the dishes on the table after eating, and I will clean them up."

"I see."

After eating, Shi Yi'an lay on the bed with his legs crossed, staring at the various jade, enamel, and porcelain pieces inlaid on the hanging eaves in a daze. He felt that everyone in this mansion was weird, as if Whether it is thought or three views, he has been out of touch with other people.

The BR company asked him to report next Tuesday. He thought he would be able to go back after staying for two days. Looking at the current situation, he might need to think of other ways to leave.

Shi Yi'an yawned, feeling drowsy and wanting to sleep again, and vaguely heard the laughter of a girl outside.He rubbed his eyes and listened carefully, but heard nothing.Probably misheard, Shi Yi'an didn't think much about it, and fell into a deep sleep.

In front of the door of Siwei Residence, Yun Mo drove a few girls in pink out of the courtyard, and said in a low voice, "Don't make noise, Young Master Sun is resting."

Several little girls pushed each other, the last little girl was pushed out, stood timidly in front of Yun Mo, and said: "We just want to go and see the young master, we don't want to quarrel."

"This is not the young master, but the young master's son. If the young master comes back, I will notify you." Yun Mo stood at the door, and refused to let them in anyway, and drove them away with a wave of his hand.

The girls looked at each other, but couldn't offend Yun Mo, and left resentfully.

In the room, Shi Yi'an was drooling wantonly with a big mouth. In his dream, he got promoted and raised his salary, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

In the early morning of the second day, as soon as the sun rose, Shi Yi'an was called up. After washing and eating, he went to the ancestral hall to worship under the leadership of the old man of Shi's family.My uncle is also with me.

The uncle walked beside Shi Yi'an, and said in a deep voice: "Our Shi's family has been engaged in catching ghosts, eliminating demons, psychics, fortune-telling, etc. for more than 1000 to [-] years. Of course, we will also be responsible for killing zombies under special circumstances."

Shi Yi'an was not in a happy mood, and he didn't care that his uncle was his elder, so he asked coolly: "Yes, so we are so good. Can we still fight zombies and bravely fight the end of the world?"

"Zombies are not under our control. Zombies are produced because of viruses. We can't do anything about viruses. This kind of problem depends on modern science and technology to solve." The uncle's face changed slightly, and he explained seriously.

"..."

Can you tell that I'm hurting you? Shi Yi'an helped his forehead, stopped talking, and continued to listen to his uncle's teachings.

"In your generation, there are five people in your direct lineage from the word Yi. The eldest brother, Shi Yibo, majored in Qimen Dunjia, the third younger brother, Shi Yiqun, majored in Fengshui. The younger sister, Shi Yiming, is good at asking Mi Tongling. The three of them I usually don’t live on the mountain. Due to physical reasons, my little brother Shi Yixing lives in Xiangyang Juzhong on the east side all the year round.” The uncle said each word clearly in a slow tone.

"Well, I have a question, why is everyone in Shi's family engaged in this business, except my dad?" Shi Yi'an asked.

The uncle glanced at him, turned around and continued, "Generally speaking, there should be one person in your descendants who is mainly responsible for catching ghosts and eliminating demons..."

Ignored, uncle's method of changing the subject is too incompetent.

Seeing that his uncle was unwilling to answer, Shi Yi'an stopped asking. If he didn't want to say anything, someone would know.

The three walked through the garden, turned around a house made of gray bricks, and saw the door of the ancestral hall.

Originally, Shi Yi'an thought he could see a large stack of ancestral tablets, but it turned out to be a wall full of portraits. The few more recent ones turned out to be sketches and oil paintings, which really kept up with the development of the times.

"The first patriarch of the Shi family was helped by the ancient wolf god Kukong, and learned the Taoism, so that the Shi family can stand side by side with the other three great masters." The old master said with his hands behind him, looking at a yellowed portrait.

The ancient wolf god Kukong?I don't read much, so don't lie to me.How can I say that he was familiar with Chinese myths and stories when he was a child, and played a few domestic games more or less, but he only remembered that there was a Gonggong in God General, why didn't he remember that there was also a game.

"Uh, excuse me, why haven't I heard of this Kukong?" Shi Yian asked.

The old man turned around and looked at Shi Yi'an and replied: "Many ancient Chinese myths are passed down orally. Even if there were written records at that time, they were scattered in the long river of 5000 years. About the legend of the ancient wolf god, I It was also passed down from my father."

"Oh." It's just making up a story. When I make it up for my son, it will definitely be more exciting than yours.

"There are many families that subdue demons and eliminate demons, but most of them follow the lead of the four families of Bai, Zhang, Zhong and Lu. In their eyes, our Shi family is just a small family that is not popular." Speaking of this, the old man couldn't help sighing, and continued: "Remember, try to deal with them as little as possible."

Although Shi Yi'an didn't understand, he nodded accordingly.He had already made up his mind to slip away, and he had no interest in any family that subjugates demons.

"Bring up the incense. After this incense stick is burned out, you can formally practice Taoism." The old man handed over three sticks of black incense, which exuded an inexplicable smell, which made Shi Yi'an feel nauseous.Shi Yi'an was thinking about how to get out of here quickly, when he felt something cold and wet passing between his eyebrows, like a cold animal licking his place with its tongue, which aroused goosebumps all over his body .

"Do you feel it?"

"What?" Shi Yi'an was thinking about the weird feeling just now, and was distracted by thinking about Mr. Shi's question.

"Do you feel a chill between your brows?"

"Yes." Now he is not only cold between his brows, but his whole body is cold, and the tingling sensation in his scalp runs down every nerve, arousing goose bumps all over his body.After hearing the affirmative answer, the old man asked Shi Yi'an to insert the three sticks of incense into the incense burner.This inexplicable ancestor worship ceremony ended simply like this.

"From this afternoon, let your three uncles officially start teaching you."

"Yeah." I slipped away early tomorrow morning.

After a short lunch break, Shi Yi'an officially started his first Taoism class.

"I am mainly responsible for telling the relevant theories, but the theoretical aspects are often boring. In order to increase your interest, we will talk about a more interesting book today, the Classic of Mountains and Seas." The uncle stood opposite and tapped The thread-bound book on the table speaks old-fashioned.

Shi Yi'an rested his chin in one hand and flipped through the book of mountains and seas. The content of the book was hand-copied in standard italics, and there were some dark pictures behind it, which were probably depictions of the animals and plants described in the previous article.It's just that this painter is really unflattering.

"370 miles to the east is the mountain of Fuyang. Its yang is mostly red gold, and its yin is mostly platinum. There is a beast, its shape is like a horse with a white head, its writing is like a tiger with a red tail, its sound is like a ballad, its name is Lushu, Pei Zhiyi's descendants. This sentence means that there is a mountain called Fuyang Mountain 370 miles away from this mountain, and the sunny side of the mountain is all red gold..." The rhythm and tone of the uncle's speech are comparable to that of a news broadcast. All the words are guaranteed to be at the same speed and pitch, and it is abrupt to turn a fairly interesting book into bagasse.

Shi Yi'an listened hard while covering his mouth and nose with his hand and yawned quietly.

"There is Niao Yan, whose shape is like a chicken, but it has three heads, six eyes, six legs, and three wings. It can eat without lying down. This means that there is a bird that looks like a chicken, with three heads, six eyes, and six legs. , three wings, if you eat the meat of this bird, you will not be able to sleep. What do you think?" The uncle saw that he was really out of shape, so he found some topics to ask.

"It's pretty good. It has six legs and three wings. It's very similar to the KFC chicken rumored on the Internet." Shi Yi'an said.

After hearing this, the uncle pondered for a while and said, "The characteristic of this kind of bird is that there is no food to sleep on, so basically no one would eat this kind of bird. But your idea is very good. Well, let's continue with the following content."