It's not easy being a master

"If I become a celestial master, will I have to experience this kind of life in the future?" Shi Yi'an asked blankly, his throat rolling.

"I'm afraid it is." Uncle, he returned to his indecent look.

"No, I'm leaving. I don't want to study anymore. It's so safe for me to stay in the laboratory. Why should I fight this kind of thing with my life?" Hold on.

The uncle leaned over and sniffed him, and said, "No wonder the little corpse king is attracted away."

Um?Shi Yi'an smelled himself along his shoulder, and there was nothing but the smell of bath liquid that hadn't been rinsed off.

"You have a strong smell of spiritual power. How can I tell you? If you have learned Taoism, you will be a worthy opponent for ghosts. However, if you don't have spiritual power..." Uncle emphasized After choosing three words of value, the conversation stopped at a place that made Shi Yi'an's scalp tingle.

"What?" Shi Yi'an looked at his uncle's fiery eyes and asked nervously.

"To them, you are a fragrant and complete tonic."

Shi Yixing, who was standing next to him, added coolly: "There is a saying on the Internet, remove the head and eat it, it is crunchy and tastes like chicken."

"..." You are all bad guys, and you have joined forces to scare me TAT.

Later, Shi Yi'an learned from Shi Yixing's explanation that the person who attacked Shi's house at night tonight was a little corpse king, a type of zombie. This kind of little corpse king is much more powerful than ordinary zombies. , but with a high IQ, he played around with the celestial masters who wanted to destroy him before, and the third uncle suffered a big loss precisely because he underestimated the enemy.However, it injured the third uncle before, and it didn't really want to kill the third uncle, but followed the breath left by the third uncle. Originally, he couldn't get up near the teacher's house, but at that time, the third uncle was bleeding internally. So my uncle called an ambulance, and the little corpse king lay under the ambulance and went up the mountain with the ambulance.

"We used a dummy with paper to attract it in the school grounds, and we used Taoism to injure him, but we didn't expect it to escape. Maybe he smelled you on the way, so he went. Siweiju, we rushed over as soon as we heard the alarm from Siweiju, but fortunately we were in time." Shi Yixing said.

"When the corpse king came, there was a loud ringing in Siweiju, what was that ringing?"

"The demon bell is also called 110. Only demons and ghosts can touch things that shake loudly. That bell is hung in every yard. If you hear that thing ringing, it usually means that demons and ghosts are coming." Uncle explained for a moment.

"..." sounds high-end.

"Okay, that's all for tonight. I think Siweiju is almost demolished tonight. You go to the wing room to sleep for the night." The third uncle drove Shi Yixing and Shi Yian away, and turned Turning his head to Yunmo, he said, "Yunmo has worked hard for you today."

Yun Mo replied coldly: "It's okay, if you give me that agarwood bracelet, it won't be hard."

"It's a good idea, now the agarwood is bought by gram." The third uncle paused and said, "Well, I will give you my agarwood ring as compensation for burning the table this morning."

Yun Mo didn't say whether it was good or bad, so he turned around and went back to Siweiju.

Shi Yi'an watched the back of Yun Mo in the distance getting smaller and smaller as if shrinking, and finally shrank back to its original appearance.After experiencing such a night, Shi Yi'an suddenly felt relieved seeing Yun Mo's shrinking back.

Shi Yi'an, who spent the night in the wing room, got up early the next day.Passing by the front hall, I just happened to see the master of the Shi family training my uncle with a fan.

"The third child is in the hospital, you don't tell me. The little corpse king dared to break into the teacher's house, and you didn't tell me. I'm not dead yet, so you keep it from me. When I die, you will turn the world upside down." It's gone!" The old man was full of anger when he cursed, his eyes were wide open, and he was furious, as if he was going to shout "Wow, yah, yah, yah!" at any time and start singing on stage.

While cursing, the old man turned his head slightly, and seeing Shi Yi'an standing outside the door, he instantly transformed into a kind old man.The expression and tone of voice softened in an instant, and he waved his hand to greet Shi Yi'an: "Xiao'an, I woke up so early."

……

"It's all right last night. It was just a little corpse king last night. It's all right." It's easy to change his face.

"The main thing is that my uncle and the others are more powerful, and beat the corpse king to death." Shi Yi answered politely.

"As long as you have nothing to do, let's go eat. The Siwei Residence has been repaired, so you can go back to live today." The old man smiled and took Shi Yi'an to have breakfast.

"It smells far away and smells near." After the uncle sighed, he didn't say any more, and went to eat breakfast with them.

Shi Yixing worked so hard last night, but today he was completely sick, lying on the bed with a pale face, covering his mouth with a handkerchief and coughing desperately.A cowardly look of being possessed by Lin Daiyu.

"Cough cough, sit down." Shi Yixing leaned against the head of the bed with a weak voice, and pushed the stool at the head of the bed for Shi Yi to install.

Shi Yian sat down in response, adjusted his direction, and sat facing Shi Yixing, so that it was convenient for Shi Yixing to speak.

"Third Uncle is ill, and Third Brother and Fourth Sister will be back in a couple of days." Shi Yixing coughed up a mouthful of blood while speaking, wiped it off with a handkerchief as if nothing had happened, and comforted Shi Yian in turn, saying, I have long been used to it.

Shi Yi'an was so startled that he didn't dare to breathe out, for fear that if his voice was a little louder, the sick person in front of him would spit out a mouthful of blood.

"What's wrong with you?" Shi Yi'an asked.

"The master's family makes most of the spells against the sky. Only after they have completed their studies and signed a symbiotic contract with the guardian, can they live in peace. Most people without guardians, such as me, have a hard time living through life. Years." Saying this is not to lament the misfortune of one's own life, but just a straightforward narration, after all, in the history of the Shi family for more than 1000 years, there are many people who have no guardians.He is a fortune teller himself, so he is more deadly than anyone else.

Shi Yi'an didn't know much about these things, so he couldn't say anything to comfort him after murmuring for a while, so he could only keep silent.

"Don't pretend to be deep, it seems that you are quite affectionate and righteous." Shi Yixing chuckled twice, and continued: "Uncle and uncle have no time to teach you these days, so I will tell you some simple things Bar."

"Okay, tell me."

Shi Yixing explained some basic knowledge that needs to be known, and asked Fang Ling of his house to find a few books from the study for Shi Yi'an to read by himself.Afterwards, Shi Yixing showed tiredness, and Shi Yi'an didn't dare to disturb him too much, so he took his book and hurried back to his room.Passing through the peach blossom forest on the way, I saw several peach blossom spirits crying around the fat man who was fertilizing the peach blossoms.

Looking at those post-modern hairstyles with burnt traces of peach blossom essence, Shi Yi'an also understood.When the Corpse King was killed last night, the fire-attribute talisman used burned a lot of the peach blossom branches next to it, and now those little monsters.Obviously, that man's level of consolation is limited, and his mouth is clumsy. Not only did he fail to solve the problem for a long time, but he grabbed some of the goblins angrily and scratched his face.The man was not annoyed, so he grabbed the little peach blossom essence and hugged her in his arms without letting go, letting her struggle in his arms.

The Siwei residence has been repaired, and Yunmo is sitting under the eaves to enjoy the cool air. Seeing Shi Yi'an coming in, he nodded his head as a greeting, but even so, Shi Yi'an still felt that the relationship between the two was getting closer. Little, after all, they are people who once fought side by side.Shi Yi'an gave Yun Mo a smile that could show sixteen teeth, and Yun Mo was a little hairy when he smiled.

Yun Mo said: "Did something happen to you again today?"

"No, I just think you look handsome when you grow up." Shi Yi'an said.

Yun Mo gave Shi Yi'an a sympathetic look, then turned his head away.

"..."

Shi Yi'an, who was bored in every way, ran out from the small door in the backyard, found a gazebo and sat in the gazebo to read the books given by Shi Yixing. The reading is different, and it is completely impossible to rely on past experience to deduce it, but after turning a few pages, Shi Yi'an became a little absent-minded, staring at the two clusters of red flowers outside the gazebo in a daze.

"This is called Mandala." The voice was soft and sweet, which made people feel refreshed.

Shi Yi'an turned his head and saw a person standing outside the gazebo. Wait, Shi Yi'an is still not sure that it is a person. After all, in this house, there are more people than people.The other party is not a top-notch beauty, but she has a unique charm. She wears a pea green collar top and a pair of hot pants underneath, which is a rare modern dress in this house.The other party looked embarrassed by Shi Yi'an's eyes, Huo Di lowered his head, and said softly: "You must be the second brother Shi Yi'an, I am Shi Yiming."

"So it's my sister, come and sit down." Shi Yi'an dusted off the dust on the stool next to him with the book in his hand, made it up by himself, and gave Shi Yiming his previous stone bench.

Shi Yiming was also a little nervous when facing this brother who suddenly appeared, and sat on the stool stiffly.

"I heard from my uncle that you are good at asking rice through psychics." For the first time, Shi Yi'an rejoiced that his memory was good enough to remember what his uncle said at that time.

When Shi Yiming talked about his expertise, he obviously relaxed a lot: "It can't be said that he is good at it. It's just that he can help the people below to speak."

Yo, how do the children in this family raise themselves, all of them are so humble, Shi Yian thought to himself.

"I've never seen it before, can you show me a show?" Because they had watched horror movies in the university dormitory before, they were quite interested in asking Mi psychic.

"Yes, yes, but I need to tell you in advance that there are three things not to ask about rice, one is not to ask about death in vain, the second is not to ask close relatives, and the third is not to ask anonymous people. Alright, who do you want to invite back?" Shi Yi Ming explained slowly for a long time, and asked Shi Yi'an who he wanted to invite back.

This question caught Shi Yi'an, and Shi Yi'an really didn't have anyone to invite back.After thinking for a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Why can't those three be asked?"

When Shi Yiming heard Shi Yi'an's question, her face turned slightly red, and she replied in a voice the size of a mosquito: "Because, because recruiting those three souls back to the mortal world will cost extra money."

Add money……

Shi Yi'an thought that since he had done this business, he didn't have too much desire and pursuit of money, and he really didn't expect to get such an answer.

"Haha, is that so?" Shi Yi'an laughed dryly twice, really not knowing how to continue the conversation.In the end, it was Shi Yiming who said, "Well, I guess the second brother doesn't have anyone he wants to invite back, so I'll invite an ancestor from the Shi family back and let the second brother have a look, and by the way, what does the second brother have in Taoism?" If you don't understand, you can ask."

"Alright." Shi Yi'an agreed without hesitation.

Shi Yiming stood up, sat opposite Shi Yi'an, stretched out two slender hands, and grabbed Shi Yi'an's palm.An inexplicable wind blew from Shi Yi'an's back, making Shi Yi'an's spine numb.His hand was held by Shi Yiming's, and his cold fingertips were pressed against his fiery palm, as if something was being sucked away from his body.At this time, Shi Yiming was completely different from the gentleness before. She looked at Shi Yi'an with sharp eyes, and Shi Yi'an couldn't help but look at her. The moment the two eyes met, Shi Yiming blushed , He shook off Shi Yi'an's hand like a ghost.

"What's wrong, something went wrong." Shi Yi'an was startled and asked quickly.

Shi Yiming lowered her head and shook her head, expressing that she was fine, Shi Yiming was indeed a little nervous.After all, apart from her older brothers and younger brothers at home, she, who has always been conservative, has never held hands with other boys of the same age. After all, not many young people believe this anymore.Although she knew that Shi Yi'an was her second brother, after all, it was the first time she met this second brother. It was not easy for her to muster up the courage to strike up a conversation at the very beginning.

"Second brother, I'm afraid I can't help you ask for rice today." Shi Yiming's tone was full of apology, and she was eager to go back and adjust her mood now.

Shi Yi'an didn't have to see things, seeing Shi Yiming like this, he turned to comfort and said: "It's okay, we are all a family, and there will be opportunities in the future."