It's not easy being a master

"The ferry to the City of Death is about to leave the port. Passengers who haven't boarded the ship, please hurry up and board the ship." The sweet voice of the announcer echoed in the waiting hall, where the chaos was like a war.All kinds of people, oh no, it should be all kinds of ghosts, hurrying behind the ghost messenger with a bluetooth headset.

"Keep up, keep up, if this boat can't catch up, we have to wait for the next boat."

"Leader, leader, where should I board the boat?"

"The group of people who committed suicide together, go through the security check quickly, and move quickly."

"A few foreigners came from the exit, go and take them to the repatriation office personally."

"Hey man, slow down, my brains are all on me."

Shi Yi'an sat in a chair not far from the gate in a daze. He remembered that he was killed by Mr. Jia, and he was already here when he woke up again.

"I have a headache." Shi Yi'an said while supporting his throbbing forehead.

"It's okay, it's because you just died, and you're not used to it, it's fine if you get used to it." The ghost messenger comforted.

Shi Yi'an: "..."

The ghost guard glanced at the boat that was docking outside, then turned to Shi Yi'an and said, "The boat from Fengdu is back, get ready to get on the boat, there will be staff to guide you when you arrive in Fengdu."

Shi Yian said thank you, and followed the group of ghosts to board the boat in the notification tone of the radio.

"Hello everyone, I am the tour guide of the Fengdu No. [-] ship. The destination of the Fengdu ship this time is the Fengdu City Wharf. On behalf of the ghost residents of the underworld, welcome everyone home." They are all new ghosts who just died, and none of them are in the mood to respond to her.

"Everyone, please look to the left. On the left is the endless Naihe River, which leads directly to the underworld. The scenery is pleasant and beautiful. If you look to the right, there is the Naihe Bridge, a famous scenic spot in the underworld. There is a very famous dessert shop at the head of the Naihe Bridge. If you go to Her family must not miss her signature dessert Meng Po Soup."

Then, during the more than ten minutes of the ferry crossing the Nai River, the tour guide has been praising the dark and bottomless river in front of him with all kinds of beautiful words, and he used his mouth to describe it as a land of fertile water. A place where rice is fragrant.In order to work, this ghost job is really hard work.Before Shi Yi'an got off the boat, she heard her say: "Who the hell wrote the guide words of TMD? It's disgusting."

After all the ghosts arrived at the pier in Fengdu, they were uniformly arranged in the security inspection hall, and they could only enter Fengdu after the judge pronounced the sentence.

"Please, Shi Yi'an, go to the judge's room No. 13 to go through the formalities." Shi Yi'an walked into the No. 13 judge's room, and saw a pale and thin man sitting inside.

Seeing Shi Yi'an coming in, he adjusted his glasses and said, "Sit."

Shi Yi'an sat on the chair opposite the desk, and the man swiped his finger on the screen to confirm: "Name, Shi Yi'an, 23 years old, the cause of death is murder."

"Correct."

Then the man swiped his finger on it a few more times, and the printer next to him printed out three sheets of paper. The first one contained basic information about him, and the second one contained several important events about Shi Yi'an's life and death.

Shi Yi'an saw a red 23 written in the Yangshou column on the first page, he looked up and said, "This means that my Yangshou is over?"

The man cast a listless glance at him, and said, "Nonsense, if you're still alive, how could you come to Fengdu. Quickly check if there is any problem with the document, and sign it if there is no problem."

It turned out that the attitude of the staff in the underworld was also so bad. After Shi Yi'an complained silently, he was slightly relieved. At least he can be sure that he is at the end of his life, so Lang Shu is free. Anyway, it is a good thing.Shi Yi'an withdrew his mind, briefly glanced at the following content, and signed his signature at the end.

"Okay, this is your ghost card. Leave here through the door next to it. Fengdu welcomes you and wishes you a happy death." The man put away the documents and threw a card to Shi Yi'an.With dull eyes, he tapped the red button on the table.

"Wei Zizai, please, go to the judge's room on the 13th to go through the formalities."

Shi Yi'an wandered the streets of Fengdu for a long time. Although there is no sunshine all year round, it is more lively than the ground.Shi Yi'an stood on the busy street, staring at the ghosts all over the street in a daze. He didn't know where he should go, who he should go to, or what he should do.

He can't be a teacher here anymore, Shi Yi'an rubbed his forehead and thought with a wry smile.

Ordinarily, as long as they pass the Nai River, each soul can remember everything in each life, why can't they remember anything.Could it be that they made a mistake?Thinking of this, Shi Yi'an decided to go back and ask.

Shi Yi'an lingered at the entrance of the hall for a long time, and suddenly found a figure that was too familiar, and walked in from the far door ahead of him.That person is my father?

Fuck, when did my dad die, why don't I know, why didn't you inform me!Shi Yi'an rushed in and followed him. Just as he was about to call out for his father, he saw the staff in the security check area all bowed their heads and saluted after seeing his father, saying, "Pan Lu."

Is it the wrong person?Shi Yi'an's movements slowed down, he stood in the crowd and looked at the gentle man over there, his every frown and smile were so familiar, Shi Yi'an felt that even if the looks could be the same, the temperament would never be so similar .He saw that the judge, who was called Lu Pan by the ghost messenger, was asking the ghost messenger who was in charge of guiding him, and he said, "Is there a man named Shi Yi'an who is crossing the river today?"

When Shi Yi'an heard him say this, the corners of his mouth twitched inaudibly, this guy was really his father.

Shi Yian walked over with black lines all over his face and said, "Dad, I'm here."

"Son~~~~~" Master Shi's eyes were hazy with tears.

"Dad~~~~~~~" Shi Yi'an was very excited.

The two snake spirits staged a scene of fatherly kindness, filial piety, and deep love between father and son in the public. However, before Shi Daddy could hug Shi Yian, he was pushed away viciously by Shi Yian. He said: "Didn't you say that you are a civil servant! Why did you suddenly become a judge? Aren't you my father? Why did you suddenly change your surname to Lu?"

Father Shi looked at Shi Yi'an with an innocent face, and he didn't understand why his son, who was full of enthusiasm just now, suddenly transformed. He said, "I'm a civil servant in the underworld."

Shi Yi'an: "Civil servants in the underworld are also civil servants?"

Teacher's father: "Isn't it counted?"

Shi Yi'an: "..."

Seems to be somewhat reasonable, Shi Yi'an looked at his father and said: "Okay, I will reluctantly accept this, but Judge Lu, you'd better explain everything else to me clearly."

The father of Shi's family put his arms around Shi Yi'an's shoulders with a smile and said, "Let's go, let's not chat here, find a place, we can chat while eating."

So Shi's father drove Shi Yi'an all the way to the dessert shop beside the Naihe Bridge...

"Try it quickly, the desserts here are delicious. I used to come to this place often when your mother and I fell in love." The father of the Shi's family ordered a table of desserts with a little bit of dogleg It was given to Shi Yi'an.

Shi Yian took the dessert with a black line on his face and said, "You said, my mother is also a ghost, so I was born of two ghosts?"

"What nonsense, we both gave birth to you after reincarnation after reincarnation, so you are born." Master Shi sat there and looked at Shi Yi'an and said, "Okay, what do you want to know now? .”

Shi Yi'an wanted to say that he really wanted to know too much, but now the things in front of him were so chaotic that he didn't know what to ask.

"Forget it, your child has been disorganized since he was a child, let me tell you." It was the old man who took a sip of tea and began to tell this beautiful (nonsense) story.

Each of the kings of Hades in the ten halls has four judges, civil and military, and Master Shi is Lu Wenxiu, the judge of his subordinate Shangshan Division.And Shi's mother is the policeman of Fengdu City. The supervisor goes to the Yang Realm to catch evil spirits. Every time she comes back, she will tell Lu Wenxiu some interesting stories about the Yang World.While holding a teacup, Dad said: "A while ago, the government installed a new management system, which adjusted our work process and greatly reduced our workload. Technology has really liberated productivity."

Shi Yi'an: "..."

"So your mother and I applied for annual leave. We are going to be reincarnated as human beings to feel it, and we are going to be an ordinary couple for a lifetime. But I can't be short of people for a long time in this position, so I can only go out of my body at night. Come to the underworld to work."

Shi Yi'an finally remembered that when Zhao Yu came to his house that night, the house was in a mess, and his father didn't come out of the house. At that time, Lang Shu said that something was strange, but he was busy at the time. I was so overwhelmed that I didn't have the heart to think about it.It turns out that what hangs on the wall of my house is neither an ornament nor a magic weapon, but a killing stick used by the underworld police, which is used to beat evil spirits and spirits, so my mother used that thing to beat Zhao Yu. It can hurt his soul, but not his body.

"Then, why, my uncle, third uncle, and younger uncle are all celestial masters, but you are the only one who is not." This question has been held in Shi Yi'an's mind for a long time, and finally he asked it.

The old man smiled and said: "Because I was called back by Qin Guangwang to deal with urgent matters on the day of the test at the teacher's house, so I failed the test at the teacher's house, and because the matter was urgent and the cycle was long, when I was still in the sun The body was almost cremated by them, and the car had already been pushed to the door of the cremation furnace."

Shi Yi'an: "..."

What to do, every word my father said was a joke, but he didn't know where to start to vomit, Shi Yi settled down for a while, and said dumbly, "You guys don't know about such a big thing." Tell me, you and my mom picked me up."

Shi Yi'an felt that even if Shi's father suddenly told him that he and his mother immigrated from Mars, he would accept it without changing his face.But I never thought about it, my father nodded with a embarrassed face and said: "Strictly speaking, you were indeed picked up by the two of us."

"..." You said just now that I was born by you, but now you picked it up again, Dad, are you addicted to God?

"To be precise, we picked up your soul."