[The Seven Deadly Sins] On One Hundred Ways Anger Is Suppressed

Chapter 30

Under Asmodeus' teaching policy of "hard work, tireless cooperation and mutual cooperation", Samael mastered most of the daily Chinese conversations in four and a half days.

Of course, aside from those strange and special expressions, Asmodeus still taught Samael other Chinese very well.He himself considers himself a very qualified Chinese teacher.

Although Samael is usually relatively stupid, he is still one of the seven monarchs.When he was an angel, he also successfully created human beings. Of course, his IQ is much higher than others, although his IQ was basically killed in the sky.

Think back carefully, how handsome and charming Samuel was at that time...Huh?Some strange adjectives were mixed in, forget it, let's not care about these details.

You can imagine the feeling of putting that kind of self-righteous king under your body to play and play hard like this, it's actually very cool!

Asmodeus was still engrossed in his dream, wrapped himself in the soft quilt and didn't intend to get up at all, until the sun shone on his buttocks at noon before he was woken up by Samael's yelling.

"Asmodeus—! Wake up, my lord!! The sun is already drying your ass, yet you haven't gotten up yet! My lord sees that you are becoming more and more like Beria!"

"I'll give you three more counts. If you don't get up, the king will kill you!" Samael yelled mercilessly and rushed in and lifted the quilt of Asmodeus. Almost flipped off the bed.

"one two three!......"

Now this season has just entered winter!In China, the difference between heating up and down is only one or two degrees. Of course, Samael doesn't care about the temperature difference.

Anyway, he has been used to it for a long time, wearing shorts and vest for three or nine days like a normal person.What about Asmodeus?He is someone who eats, rolls and plays with girls on the bed every day!

That delicate and expensive body can catch several poor soul bodies to be used as firewood if the room temperature is 0.5 degrees away. In summer, it is a bit better. At most, two human pillars can be frozen as ice cubes, but now it is winter when dripping water turns into ice. ah!But he is especially afraid of the cold.

From this, it can be imagined that the moment the quilt was lifted... A burst of icy cold air rushed into Asmodeus's quilt from all directions, just like your father lifted the quilt to wake you up in winter. You are as sour as a blanket!

"Ah ah ah ah! It's so cold, so cold! Who! Fu—ck! Who dares to be so bold!! Who dares to lift the bed of this king, isn't he afraid that this king will punish him!"

While swearing, Asmodeus jumped up without any image, grabbed the quilt and wrapped it back in one breath, are you kidding? !He, Asmodeus, is a naked sleeper for thousands of years, and lifting the bed is definitely the ultimate must-kill skill in winter for him!

"It's the king! Why, you have an opinion!" Samuel put his hands on his hips and looked at Asmodeus' body.Tsk tsk, this guy is still in good shape.

Although he was not as good as his foolish man, he still understood why so many women were willing to die on this guy's bed. *, why did he think of that fool again!

Because of the invasion of the cold air, Asmodeus' entire body curled up.He looked at Samuel pitifully, the other party was Samuel, how could he have any objection.

"Haha, my dear Samuel, how dare I disagree with you~ You think too much, I have to thank you for waking me up~" Because it was Samuel, Asmodeus immediately I took it easy.

When he was in hell, like Samuel, he always used the word "the king" to refer to himself.However, since he came to the human world, he has been slowly learning to adapt to life here.So, slowly calling myself changed to "I".

Samuel looked at Asmodeus who was curled up on the bed and suddenly connected this guy with the victim girl inexplicably. He shivered and cleared his throat with a chill in his heart: "Ahem... ...The king is hungry, you should hurry up and get some food."

After hearing his words, Samuel gave Asmodeus a hard look.This shameless guy can say any kind of obscene things casually. "Come on, it's up to you, this king hasn't taken it seriously."

"My dear Samuel, how can you insult me ​​like this! How can I do it? If you don't try it, how will you know? Well, it happens that your owner is not here, do you want to try it with me?"

Rolling his eyes very bluntly, this guy is really outspoken, he can say whatever he thinks. "Get up quickly! If you don't get up, this king is really going to starve to death!"

After all, Samuel turned around and walked outside.He didn't want to be here looking at a naked guy all the time.It's so ugly, it's not even half as good as their Huo Lei. *, he won't have corns because of it!

Seeing the back of Samael leaving, Asmodeus shrugged.Hey, his lovely Samuel really hasn't changed at all until now, he just likes to see him deflated.

I'm really worried about his future life, what will happen once he is bullied by that human?What to do... If this is really the case, that would be great!

After lingering on the bed for a long time, Asmodeus reluctantly got up. He felt that Samuel had said too much.Ever since he came to the human world, he himself felt that he was becoming more and more inclined to Beria.

After Asmodeus finished packing his things, he checked the time. He just took a shower, and it took more than an hour!When he went downstairs, he was a little afraid to look at the dark-faced Samuel.

"Asmodeus, what kind of enmity does this king have with you? You actually want to punish him by starving him to death? Have you become tired of living for tens of thousands of years? If so, you can You don’t have to be polite to say it, this king will see that you will be fulfilled based on our tens of thousands of years of relationship.”

Samael crossed his arms with his hands, and now at the stairway, his face was terribly black.This guy is really awesome, not to mention taking a shower in the morning, but he took it for so long!After waiting downstairs for so long, he could hear his stomach growling.

"Haha, my dear Samuel, don't be angry. I will feel bad if I get angry. In order to make up for the mistakes I made, let's go out to eat today, I invite you."

Samuel, who was still angry at first, immediately lost more than half of his anger when he heard Asmodeus say that he would treat guests. Well, his self-control is still not strong enough.It was actually bought by a delicious meal.

For the sake of Asmodeus' sincerity, Samuel didn't care too much about him.After all, he can have trouble with Asmodeus, but he can't have trouble with food.

Asmodeus left Anjie and William to pack up their things, and asked the younger sister to pack up for himself to ensure that he could go out to meet people, and then dragged Samuel and left the house.

"Hey, Samuel, you don't know. It's really difficult to find a restaurant here that can eat. I've eaten in many places before, and the taste is really bad. Compared with our place, it's really But it's too bad."

Asmodeus looked at the large and small western restaurants around him with kind eyes, but mercilessly complained about how outrageous the piracy of Chinese western restaurants is.

Compared with the anger of Asmodeus, Samael's eyes are only eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating!He doesn't care if the taste is good or bad, the price is high or low, just the smell of the street makes people drool uncontrollably, he keeps up with Asmodeus, and keeps asking if he has arrived not here.

Finally, Asmodeus led Samael to a very tall building.With a familiar look, it seems that this is the most authentic and delicious western food restaurant in his opinion.

Samael knew this was a place where he could eat, and the smell in the air also aroused the glutton in his stomach.At this moment, besides being relieved, he wanted to kill Asmodeus to feed the dogs.

The bastard!Wouldn't it be enough to move with magic? !It took more than half an hour to walk like this!are you crazy?are you crazy! !After all, this unlucky guy actually wasted such a long time!

"Hi sir, how many of you are there?" The beautiful waitress smiled and looked at the two men who were prettier than herself, her eyes were full of affection.

"Both. Beautiful ladies, please give me a private room for two, okay? I hope there is an absolutely quiet place where I can enjoy my food, thank you." Asmodeus proposed him with a more beautiful smile. requirements.

"Of course", the very understanding waiter took them into a very luxuriously decorated double room without any objection, and handed them a thick menu. "This is the menu, you two can order something."

The service staff here have gone through very strict training before they can come to work here.Therefore, there must be nothing to say about the service.When you come to this kind of meal, the taste is second, and the main thing is the service attitude.

English menu!

The moment they saw the menu, Asmodeus and Samuel felt relieved from the bottom of their hearts.Even if Asmodeus has learned Chinese, he still can't understand what the hell is lion's head boiled three kinds of fish-flavored shredded pork and panlong eggplant.

"Then please give me a Caesar salad, and remember not to add garlic powder to me. Mushroom bisque and fried foie gras, royal steak medium rare, grilled snails without garlic and shallots."

Asmodeus looked at Samuel, who was already impatient, and continued to order the rest without changing his expression, "I need rose water for drinks, and cheese ice cream for dessert."

"Okay. Then sir..." The waiter turned to look at Samuel.

"It's enough to eat! I'm hungry, so give me some food! Hurry up! Don't make me wait! Be careful that I will punish you!"

Samuel's usual bad temper was clearly revealed, and his anger did not treat any difference between men and women, especially when he was hungry.If it wasn't for the fact that the table couldn't be eaten, he would have gnawed the table and chairs clean by now.

Perhaps Samuel spoke too fast, and the waiter didn't fully understand what he meant.She looked at Asmodeus with pleading eyes, "I'm sorry, he can't speak Chinese. His is just the same as mine, thank you."

"Okay, I'll place an order to the kitchen and let them go."

"By the way, bring us a bottle of red wine, just ask for the most popular one here."

"Okay, please wait a moment, this is ready for you."

After the waiter backed out, Asmodeus looked at Samuel, whose face was as black as charcoal. "Oh, my dear Samuel. Can you give me a smiling face? Don't always keep such a dark face. I knew your smiling face was the motivation for me to live~"

Smiling, Samuel raised his eyebrows and glanced at Asmodeus with disdain.Then, he said very bluntly: "If that's the case, then you should give me a quick death, don't spoil my atmosphere here."

"Don't say that, it's so sad. Samuel, I love you so much, but why do you always ignore my love? Do you know how much my heart hurts like this. Could it be that I love you so much? Is your love so humble? It has reached the point where you despise it."

Holding his forehead, Samael really wanted to stand up and give him a slap now.Before, he always thought that Huo Lei was the most irritating, but now it seems that Asmodeus is the most annoying!

"Hurry up and get out of here, love won't hurt, it's best if it hurts, lest you pester me, and I think you're annoying." Samuel silently decided in his heart that when Huo Lei came back, he must Be nice to him, he's actually a really nice human being.

"Cut, it's meaningless at all. Samuel, you always reject my kindness like this, and it always makes me sad. But now, I already have a lover, so you can take what I just said as a joke."

With a black line on his face, Samuel was really helpless.Is this guy out of his mind?They're all talking nonsense.In the end, he seemed to be the one who was dumped.

"*! Asmodeus, you are really boring, you know that?"

"Samail, you don't have any sense of humor! Can't you tell that I'm joking with you? It's not funny at all, no wonder Lucifer doesn't care about you after so long."