I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The screen-full big jb brother put Wu Xiaoyoulei in a trance, and when he came home and saw Dongfang Lin, his eyes couldn't help but wander to a certain part of him, which made Dong Ershao always think that his bird cage was not closed, or something spilled on it. It's on the trousers, and I can't find the problem even after checking it several times, so I'm just confused.

The so-called thinking day by day and dreaming at night, Wu Xiaoyou had a nightmare while sleeping at night, shaking his head and shouting: "Brother jb, no, don't..."

Dongfang Lin woke up suddenly, poked his head out of the bed and looked at his wife in amazement, it's hard to imagine that this well-behaved little rabbit can actually have erotic dreams!

This is simply a convenient door opened by God for him! ! !

Donger Shao smiled wretchedly: "Little boy, stop making trouble, brother will make you happy." As he spoke, he stretched out a hand and held Xiao Xiaoyou.

Wu Xiaoyou began to sob: "No, yes, it will break, help me!"

"Come on, if you yell out your throat, no one will come to save you!" Young Master Dong rushed forward and began to kiss his daughter-in-law's face: "Come on, my husband loves you."

"Damn chicken!" Wu You shouted suddenly, "Let me be a man, a man to beat you!" As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his leg, and his knee just hit Dong Er Shao's big bird...

A tragicomedy is usually impressive, and a tragic comedy can be a big hit.

Dongfang Lin hugged the bird and curled up on the bed, his face turned blue from the pain. As the leading actor in a tragicomedy, he wanted to change the script very much now.

Wu You was awakened by the wailing, and he looked sleepily at the shivering Dong Er Shao: "You, what's wrong with you?"

What's wrong?Molested his wife in the middle of the night and got domestic violence?Can you say something like this?If you say it, you will be laughed at, okay? !

"No...it's nothing..." Dong Er Shao gritted his back molars and said with difficulty: "Accidentally, I fell under the bed and knocked."

"Why so careless." Wu You yawned: "Go to sleep."

Dong Ershao's sad tears were about to come out, and he said in a trembling voice, "I'm in such pain, don't you come to comfort me?"

Wu You mumbled indistinctly, stretched out his claws from the quilt, grabbed Dong Er Shao's head and pressed the melon seeds into his arms: "Sleep."

Buried in his wife's arms, Dongfang Lin felt that he was so wronged and wronged, and his drowsiness was swept away: "Daughter-in-law, did you know that you were talking in your sleep just now?"

"What?" Wu You was sleepy and couldn't hear clearly.

"You're talking in your sleep! You dreamed of big jb brother, and then he threw himself on me, you know that I was frightened? Then he fell to the ground as soon as he struggled, you know?" Dong Er Shao distorted the plot: "You don't know Don't comfort me!"

After a while, Wu You suddenly said: "If I, I pounce on you, you will hide, open more?"

Dongfang Lin: "..."

"Sleep!" Wu You patted the back of the man's head and stopped talking.

Therefore, it is also a kind of sadness that the daughter-in-law is too smart...

It wasn't until the next morning when he was brushing his teeth that Wu You suddenly remembered what Dongfang Lin said.Dreaming about... or something, my God, I'm ashamed to see people! ! !

As soon as he arrived at the company, Wu Xiaoyou deleted all those txt files.After thinking about it after deleting it, I found the recycle bin and dug it out, then input it into my mobile phone, and finally emptied the trash can.

"How is it? Do you have any experience?" Tang Yuan'er came to him in a flustered manner: "Huh? Have you learned the moves yet?"

Wu You pretended to be innocent: "Huh? Oh... no, I haven't watched it, I've been busy."

"Tsk!" Tang Yuan stretched out her slender finger to poke his forehead: "Why don't you have any motivation? Tomorrow is a holiday, so hurry up and watch it today, tonight...hehe..."

Seeing that Liu Gang and Xiao Ma were looking straight at this side, Wu You quickly pushed the glutinous rice balls aside: "Leader, I'm busy."

"What are you up to, it's off-season now!" Tang Yuan'er pinched her waist and leaned on the table in a posture that the old lady is married and you can't be single to discredit the old lady: "You, and pony... ouch, I didn't say that Hurry up and find a partner, enjoy the fun of sex, and save yourself a face every day when you come here. Especially you, pony, look at your chin, it's almost pulled to the belly button!"

Xiao Ma covered his face: "It's not my fault that I have a long face!"

"Hurry up and look for it now while you're not busy, and don't complain that I have too much work for you when you get busy." Tang Yuan'er snorted and turned to sit at her table: "There are flowers that can be broken straight away, don't worry." Wait until there are no flowers and broken branches, young people."

When Wu You was about to rest at noon, Wu You received the call again. He watched the string of numbers bouncing around on the screen, sighed and picked it up.

"I'm in the coffee shop downstairs. Since you don't want to find me, then I can only come to you. Wu You, I want to negotiate with you." Mi Tianle's voice was cold and lonely, giving off a kind of The feeling of being irresistible.

"Okay." Wu You said a word, and the other party hung up the phone.

"Going to eat?" Xiao Ma put on his coat, watched Wu Youzheng face to face with the phone, so he asked aloud, "Whose phone is it?"

Rival!Wu You smiled: "No one, one or one colleague before."

"Oh..." Xiao Ma didn't come here as early as Wu Youzao, and he wasn't impressed with his former colleagues: "Then are you still going to have lunch?"

"No, I, I'll go down to eat." Wu You politely rejected Xiao Ma, and went out with his coat.

The negotiation location chosen by Mi Tianle was very familiar to Wu You. This coffee shop and this seat were the ones where Wang Nannan confessed to herself at that time.Now Wang Nannan doesn't know where to go to develop, things are different, and now it's a man who wants to negotiate with him, and the content of the negotiation is another man.

Time flies so fast.

Mi Tianle ordered a cup of coffee. He was just sitting there in an extremely pretentious posture, looking out of the window. His exquisite hairstyle and well-fitting suit set off his slender figure and beautiful face, which attracted many waiters to stop. look over here.

Wu You took off his thick down jacket, looked through the menu for a long time, and finally ordered a pasta and a thick soup.He came hungry, and he didn't expect the person in front of him to buy him a stutter. It's better to be self-reliant.

"Fang Lin and I have known each other for many years..." Mi Tianle looked at the fat man who didn't say a word and stammered with misty eyes, feeling infinitely annoyed: "He went abroad when he was very young. They were all with him."

Wu You took a sip of the hot water brought by the waiter, and nodded: "Yes, classmate, I know."

Mi Tianle pursed her lips: "My relationship with him is not just as simple as being a classmate!"

"Still old, fellow." Wu You looked at him with pity: "Alone, alone, when meeting old, fellow, it is inevitable that there will be a sense of dependence."

Mi Tianle felt that every word this stammered seemed to be mocking him, so he took a deep breath: "Dependent? No, I am no longer dependent on him, I love him."

Wu You nodded: "Oh."

"What do you know? I love him for many years! But, he was snatched away by you as soon as he returned to China, you robber, the third party!" Mi Tianle's eyes were like needles, and he stabbed fiercely at Wu You: "You ruined my relationship with him!"

"Narcissism is, it's a disease." Wu You warmed his hands with a cup of hot water: "Too big a brain is also a disease." He learned these two sentences from Tang Yuan'er, who often used this The two sentences of scolding Xiao Ma are now very well applied to Mi Tianle, very apt.

"I am narcissistic? I have a big brain?" Mi Tianle sneered: "Why don't you talk about yourself? It is a sin to take advantage of the situation and destroy other people's feelings! You will go to hell!" He squeezed his finger on the coffee cup A little pale because of the excitement: "If it weren't for you, I would have been with him a long time ago!"

Wu You sighed, this kind of accusation was really shot lying down: "He chased me."

"I don't believe it!" Mi Tianle put on a proud posture: "He chased you? Hehe, Fang Lin is not blind, how could he chase you?"

"You also know that he has no eyes and is not blind." The spaghetti came, Wu You rolled up the noodles with a fork and stuffed them into his mouth, chewed for a while and swallowed: "So he chases, whoever chases, what does it matter to you?" , what's the relationship? You asked me to come out just to reminisce about you, what happened to you before?"

Mi Tianle didn't expect this little stutterer to be reckless, so he stabilized his mind: "I came to you to tell you that if you leave Fang Lin, I will give you money, enough money for you to live a lifetime without worry. The condition is to let you leave him!"

This man simply watched too many TV dramas. Wu You scratched his forehead, put down his fork, and looked directly at the man in front of him: "If I don't leave him, he will also protect me, guaranteeing that I will live forever and have a worry-free life."

"People's hearts will change, but money won't." Mi Tianle put his elbows on the table and leaned forward slightly: "If he changes his mind, you will have nothing but go home and grow vegetables with your mother." Go. Oh, I forgot, your mother is now on the Zou family, hugging the Zou family's thighs, and the old mussels make the Zou family very happy. But so what? Don't forget that your stepfather is Fang Lin's brother-in-law, what do you count if you are with him? Hmm? Do you know that this kind of gossip about the rich and powerful is what those reporters like to write most? You can never lift your heads if you move your pen casually. "

"None of your business?" Hearing Mi Tianle talking about her mother, Wu You's face darkened: "Since you are here and so rich, why don't you treat your head?"

"What do you mean?" Mi Tianle seemed to have been poked at the G-spot, and his voice suddenly became high: "Are you saying that my head is sick? You poor man, fat man, you and your mother both go to hug someone's thigh Damn, I don’t even look in the mirror to see what kind of virtue I have..." Before he finished speaking, Wu You slapped spaghetti on his face, and then screamed regardless of his image: "Bastard!! You, how could you be like this To me! A bumpkin with no tutor!"

Wu You took out 100 yuan and put it on the table, picked up his coat and stood up: "I think, I think, you have to see a doctor." After finishing speaking, he left without looking back.

Damn chicken, it's a pain to watch the other party go crazy after being hungry for a long time!He touched his belly and decided to go to the cafeteria to see if there was any food left. He was so hungry...