"This means that I am older than you, so hurry up and call him uncle." I took the other party's words without a trace.

Li Xiao suddenly became serious, "NO, NO, NO, it means that in the eyes of others, you are older than us, and we are still handsome young guys. You have tragically entered middle age." There was another burst of laughter.

The four of us have known each other since we were in high school, and we can't understand each other's habits very well.Li Xiao is the liveliest one. He is the pistachio in the class. He cannot be separated from wherever there is laughter. Han Lin is relatively low-key, but he is also the kind of non-surprising and endlessly talkative. Pushing people to a dead end, Tang Zhen and Zhou Ping are the kind of boys who don't talk a lot. These four people can't change their hurtful nature. We hurt each other before, but I also care about Xiaoyu calling me uncle. thing.

Amidst the ridicule of a group of bad friends, I bent down and coaxed Xiaoyu, "Don't call me uncle from now on, okay?"

"What's that called?" Xiaoyu asked me with his cute little head bent, obviously stumped by the question I asked.

"Call me Dad." Li Xiao coaxed.

Seeing them booing there, I had a flash of inspiration and came up with a good idea to let you know what a magic height is one foot and a height is one foot. I squinted my eyes and said to Xiao Yu: "Xiao Yu, from today onwards, you will call me Di , or dear."

Want to fight with me?You are still young.

See if I don't disgust you to death.

As soon as my words came out, the four of them were shocked. Li Xiao stood there like a sculpture, the boss with his mouth open, and the other three were not much better, as if they had just been unearthed thousands of years ago. fossil.

But I forgot one thing, children often take what adults say seriously, Xiao Yu didn't know that I was joking, and actually called me, "Die, I'm hungry."

Now, the weathered ones have become five. I know what it means to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot.

However, his words caused several other people to react. While laughing at me for being self-confident, they hurriedly opened the delicious food and served beer.

Only Li Xiao stayed where he was, and after a while he nodded as if suddenly realizing it, and said thoughtfully, "So you have this kind of relationship."

When Han Lin walked past me, he said in a deep voice, "I never knew you had such a hobby, and you are a pedophile with a strong taste." After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder and had a This kind of feeling that you are doing it for yourself, his pretending to be deep, wanting to smile or not, made me really want to go up and punch him twice.

Well, I have to admit that I hate these two people so much that I gnash my teeth. Although I planted the evil fruit, I can’t get it back now, and I have no choice. just kidding?Wouldn't that make Xiaoyu think that nothing I said could be taken seriously?

Forget it, Xiao Yu’s voice is very nice, if it’s not possible, let him call it that way, isn’t it the same in foreign countries, the grandson can directly call grandpa’s name, well, my analogy is not appropriate, but I think Di Uncle sounds much better, at least that's what Xiao Yu heard.

When we put the dishes on the table, Xiao Yu was already holding a chopstick in one hand, sitting at the table and knocking on the chopsticks constantly, waiting for us to be seated, all of them were from our own family and didn't care about etiquette, and Xiao Yu was very good, which is very rich their favourites.

Tang Zhen and Zhou Ping talked a little about what happened in the university. I have only left the university for more than a month. Listening to these things that once belonged to me, it feels like a century has passed.

Tang Zhen said he hesitated and told me that Jiang Zhener was getting married with another man, maybe he thought it was not good to say it, but he was afraid that I would be kept in the dark if he didn't say it, so he hesitated.Jiang Zhen'er is my girlfriend. After the accident at home, she never contacted me again. In fact, this is also within my expectations. Now that I have fallen to this point, it is normal to leave me, but when When the reality comes, I will still be hurt, and I took a big sip of wine, my stomach was hot, and I felt uncomfortable, not because of this woman, but thinking of the eldest son of the year, who spent a lot of money and spent a lot of money. Now I have to borrow money to survive, and I feel so destitute that I feel uncomfortable.

Seeing that I was a bit lost, Tang Zhen thought that I still couldn't let it go, so he just said that it was in my sad place, so he quickly shut up. In fact, I don't care anymore. I chased Jiang Zhen'er back then because she was very beautiful. I like her very much, but I don't know whether I like her or not. I don't know what kind of mood it should be if I like her. I don't know why she agreed to be with me. Maybe it's her identity. Maybe money can be other unknown things, but I just think she likes me less than I like her.

Now I'm really not sure if I still like her, we didn't even have time to break up, so it's over.

The only thing I mind now is my situation, and what I worry about is my future.

Since the incident happened at home, I have never thought of such a person. There are not a few people who forget their girlfriends in their busy schedule. People like me who completely forget common.

The big guys saw that I was a little depressed, so they started teasing Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu was struggling with the pine nut corn in front of her, because she forgot to prepare a spoon, Xiao Yu seemed to like it very much, and was putting them into her mouth one by one.

Han Lin poured a glass of wine and handed it to Xiao Yu, teasing Xiao Yu, "Come on, Xiao Yu, if you are a man, drink this wine."

Xiaoyu frowned and looked at the glass in front of her, and said firmly, "I'm a man." But she didn't take the glass, but turned her eyes to me, her voice was a little lower than before, her mouth was pursed, a little coquettish, " But... can I not drink?"

"What's the matter, Xiaoyu doesn't like to drink?" I said as I stood up and took a small bowl, put the pine nut corn into his bowl, his eyes lit up immediately.

"Well, it looks like urine." Xiaoyu stared at my hand picking up the corn, and seemed to say another ordinary thing.

Li Xiao squirted out the beer after taking half a sip, but luckily it didn't splash into the food, otherwise, we would have endless trouble with him.

Seeing Li Xiao vomit, Xiao Yu looked at me a little nervously, "I... did I say something wrong, grandma said that people in the city are particular about speaking, I shouldn't swear." Then she lowered her head, I didn't eat the pine nuts and corn, and it seemed that I was about to cry.

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