Brother monkey, brother monkey

"Monkey Brother Monkey Let's Have a Hair (Full Version)" Author: Zhang Yanxi OMG

The author's words:

I, Xiao Xixi, finally completed my brain-hole essay after four months. This is also the first novel I wrote, at least I think so, and I will open a new post here for a moment.

Because the content of the article is a fleshy article that destroys the three views and destroys childhood, the harmonious content actually accounts for more than [-]%, so when it was posted, it was swallowed and posted in various ways. In view of the call of the majority of friends, I am serious Sort out the TXT version for everyone to watch.

When I opened the pit, I didn’t make an outline, and I didn’t make an outline when I wrote it, so I changed the front after I finished writing. Please refer to the edited version. Some places in the front have been changed a lot, and it makes more sense to read. I hope you guys enjoy watching it.

I have compiled two versions of this article: Needless to say, the full version is where everything that should appear and what should not appear are also there; and the cut version is mainly because Drifting and Bajie, the deputy CPs, are everyone. It was very shocking, so I obediently deleted their part, and deleted the chapter of Tongyan Zhengtai VS Jumi Yinunai, which is the chatter between Drifting Monk and Bajie.

The full text is [-] words, Wukong's general attack, Xiaoshou three or two, Tang Seng, Xiaobailong, Bull Demon King, etc., and Yang Jian that everyone is looking forward to!

As for other CPs, let’s see for yourself, I won’t talk nonsense.

Sun Wukong felt very hot, his whole body was hot, especially the crotch area, so dry that he wanted to poke everything in the world.

Unexpectedly, the Taishang Laojun would be so obscene as an immortal. Every elixir in his furnace is rich in aphrodisiacs. Could it be that all the clouds in the heaven are impotence?No wonder they never engage in family planning, there is no need for that at all.

Taishang Laojun heard the crashing sound in the gossip alchemy furnace, a vicious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he personally added fuel to the fire.Hehehe, dead monkey, since you like stealing food so much, I will let you eat as much as you want at once, so that you can dislike me for being too old.

As time went by, Sun Wukong gradually had hallucinations.He fantasizes that his sworn brother, the Bull Demon King, is crushed and loved by him, and his sinews and flesh are stretched out in a perfect arc because of happiness; he fantasizes about the aloof Zhenjun Erlang being fucked by him until his three eyes are full of tears, But he couldn't beg for mercy because he had the hook-like dick in his mouth; oh! myladygaga!Why is there such a bastard as the Jade Emperor, but after taking off his clothes, he has a good figure, and his white butt provokes Monkey King to bite out uneven teeth marks.

The Taishang Laojun reckoned that the time would be about the same, even the millennium-old ice should be refined with dissatisfaction, let alone a monkey with no concentration.He didn't want to kill the monkey, there was still room behind him to be filled with force.Thinking of this point, Taishang Laojun couldn't help stretching out two fingers and rubbing repeatedly on the itchy little hole until the black chrysanthemum bloomed brightly.

He eagerly opened the alchemy furnace, and the great sage who ran out of the furnace was holding an infallible golden gun, his domineering spirit leaked out, and he really practiced a pair of steel and iron bones with piercing eyes.

Taishang Laojun lay down on the ground docilely, pouted his long-awaited buttocks high, but Monkey King didn't rush to give him a shot.

The Great Sage narrowed his eyes dangerously, the golden cudgel was held firmly, his body slowly leaned forward, and he assumed the posture of aiming on the billiard table. After silently counting to three times, he struck out violently. bingo!A stick hit the net, Taishang Laojun shouted and poured it out.

Walking up to the fainted Laojun, Sun Wukong stomped his feet heavily: "Huh! I want my grandson to satisfy you. Let's talk after the facelift, Ojisang!" After cleaning all the soles of the shoes, the great sage Leave gracefully without taking a speck of dust with you.

In order to vent their grievances, it took only half a stick of incense, and the Lingxiao Palace became an abandoned capital.The Jade Emperor who broke the fortune was finally angry, and invited the Buddha Tathagata to catch the demon in a high-profile manner.

The Buddha's light shines everywhere, and the majestic Tathagata intercepts Wukong who fled to Huaguo Mountain: "Hairy monkey, do you dare to make a bet with me, as long as you can find out my palm, I will promise you three conditions."

Wukong joked: "Oh, it doesn't take as many as three, I just want you to use your mouth that only talks about Buddhism every day in front of the whole heaven, just suck my old grandson's big dick, how about it?" ?”

"Uh... yes." The great sage, who was satisfied with his evil taste, did not say a word, turned somersaults several times, and disappeared.

In mid-air, I suddenly felt a burst of desire, and Sun Wukong said that the suppressed medicine just came up, so he had to stop and find a place where birds and people would die.After enjoying the aftertaste of the release, Monkey King looked around. Five towering stone pillars were lined up neatly. Such desolation must have reached the horizon. He thought that the Tathagata had long been far behind, and he won the bet.Come, come, leave a testimony, lest that curly-haired monk cheat.

Seeing that there was nothing else on which Sun Wukong could splash ink, he soaked the warm essence from before, and left six big characters on the middle pillar: Great Sage, come here!

well!On the way back, Monkey King ushered in the worst failure in his life. Looking at the big characters on the Tathagata's middle finger, he nodded understandingly: "It turns out that you have a voyeuristic curly hair, and you are still satisfied with what you saw before. No..." The Great Sage glanced at the legs where Tathagata was sitting cross-legged, and hummed, "Huh?"

Cracks appeared on Tathagata's usually straight face. He patted Sun Wukong firmly with a wave of his palm, and pressed Sun Wukong firmly under the Five Elements Mountain. If you smell it with your hands, you probably won't notice it!

"Is this the anger after the secret is discovered? I understand." Wukong said, grabbing the weeds in front of him boredly, "but why did you use the mountain to press my body and put my hand outside the mountain?" Ah! Ah! Ah!"

With a sound of "beep--", 500 years have passed.

The great sage who sang love songs to the ants every day finally saw the dawn. Sister Guanyin floated to him and told him that a monk from the Tang Dynasty would save him from suffering, but the condition was that the Tang monk would go to the west to obtain the scriptures.

Sun Wukong was so excited that he cramped, and anyone who was crushed by the mountain for 500 years and did not move would have cramp.

In order to be safe, Guanyin put a vajra ring on his head, and whispered strangely before leaving: "If you don't follow orders, hehe, you know..."

Poor Goku was pumping even harder.

Just when our great sage was about to see through his golden eyes, Tang Seng came late carrying a black donkey, and he was indeed carrying it.Monkey King felt strange, could it be that Tang Seng is a fool.

"Hey, why don't you have a donkey to ride?" Tang Seng heard the question and looked for people everywhere, but unfortunately there was nothing.Oops, I met a ghost in broad daylight!help--

"Call your sister! Didn't you see my old grandson lying here?"

Seeing Tang Seng staring at him in a daze, Sun Wukong cursed a few words, and immediately pretended to be pitiful and said: "Oh! You must be the eminent monk from the east who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. I am Sun Wukong, Guanyin asked me to be here Waiting for you, this wait is 500 years, let me out quickly, and I will protect you to obtain the scriptures unimpeded all the way."

Tang Seng came back to his senses and looked at the monkey with grass on his head seriously: "Amitabha, since we are going on the road together, don't be naughty, and climb out of the mountain quickly, it is almost dark."

"Monk, you don't have eyes, I'm fucking pressed here."

Tang Seng suddenly realized, put down the black donkey on his shoulders, found a flat place, took a steady step on the horse, sank to his dantian, shouted "Mountain~down~la", moved the mountain with both hands and lifted it up forcefully, the Five Elements Mountain It lay down so beautifully.

The clothes on his body have been rotten for 500 years. Wukong rubbed his increasingly majestic genitals, and looked up and down at the dull monk in front of him.This man is not like those crooked bald donkeys in the past. He has healthy wheat-colored skin, clear eyes, moist eyebrows and straight nose, and a smile on his mouth. There is even a faint dimple. The strength to move the mountain just now must have been a foreigner's master.

Tang Seng's face was reddish and he closed his eyes tightly, saying plausibly: "Don't look at evil, don't look at evil..."

Wukong went over and hugged the monk: "Master, you see that this apprentice is in shabby clothes. It's outrageous. Is there any clothes that I can borrow?" Tang Seng hurriedly handed his changed clothes to the apprentice he had just accepted.

The well-dressed Great Sage suddenly felt very aggrieved. The pants were too tight. As if to prove the master's wisdom, Da Niao rushed out of the confinement and returned to nature.It was so shocking that Tang Seng wished he could bury his head in the ground, and Monkey King scratched his head, this time it was really nerve-wracking.

At this time, a colorful tiger leaped out of the bushes and rushed towards it.Wukong's eyes lit up, he grabbed the tiger by the back of the neck and dragged it back to the bushes.

Before Tang Seng could react, "Whoosh—" Wukong reappeared, with a small fur skirt with tiger skin on his waist.Although the glans is a little faintly visible, it is a hundred times better than walking the bird openly before.

The well-dressed Great Sage swept away the embarrassment of not being free for a long time, and there was a kind of free and easy flying between his eyebrows and eyes. He was born with golden eyes, and there was a kind of sharpness and arrogance in his gaze.

"Master, let's go now! Maybe we can go to the next town to rest and recuperate."

Tang Seng bent down to pick up the donkey, but Wukong stopped him with his hand: "Why do you always carry this beast? If it gets sick, we can just replace it with a new one."

"Amitabha, I don't want to carry it as a teacher, but the brother in charge said that you must persevere in practicing. Usually in the temple, you tie sandbags and carry logs. When you go out, sandbags and logs are too cumbersome, so you carry them. Get on a donkey of the same weight." Wukong thought to himself