textual fantasy love

(eleven)

After showing Brother Siyu the chat records just now, Ying Yao asked, "Do you think you have found the same kind? Do you have a feeling of sympathy?"

Brother Dead Yu quickly sat back in his seat. "Quick, which Taobao store, this is a very tricky competitor, we can learn from each other."

Brother Dead Yu rubbed his palms, eager to try.

"Eat Chi Chi Food Specialty Store." This time Ying Yao told Brother Si Yu the name of the store.

The ding-dong ding-dong sound from Brother Siyu rang non-stop. Ying Yao felt that they were exchanging ideas quite intensely, but on his side, customer service number 0 didn't seem to bother him anymore.

All of a sudden, it became clear, and Ying Yao felt bored again.

"Ying Yao, did I add the wrong person?" Brother Siyu suddenly asked.

"what happened?"

Ying Yao walked over and looked at the chat history between Brother Dead Yu and Customer Service No. 0 just now.

Yuyu: Are you there~

Customer Service No. 0: Dear

Yuyu: How do you call it~

Customer Service No. 0: Just call me dear

Yuyu: Oh baby, why do we still have to charge express fees even though we are in the same city? Can't we save the five dollars?

Customer Service No. 0: free shipping for Jiangsu, Shanghai and Zhejiang regions over 38 yuan, and free shipping for other areas at 58 yuan. Your geographical location is already very advantageous

Yuyu: Can it be delivered to your door?i miss you~

Customer Service No. 0: Dear, our store has not yet opened the door-to-door delivery service. The couriers we cooperate with include OX Express and 5169 Express

Yuyu: oh

Customer Service No. 0: Excuse me, is there any other service you need?

Yuyu: Can you provide bed service~

Customer service number 0: Hello, the existence of customer service is to solve the problems you encounter during shopping

The chat history is here.

Ying Yao also subconsciously glanced at the store name and customer name.

"That's right."

But Ying Yao felt that the customer service and brother Siyu he was talking to were completely different.

"Could it be that he didn't call me? How about I try another number?" Brother Siyu is still addicted to the game, and he is a little unconvinced.

"Forget it, you can use my account to chat." Ying Yao logged into Brother Siyu's Wangwang account on his computer, and generously lent him his account.

Ying Yao sat back in his seat, but the chair hadn't been warmed up for a long time, and Brother Dead Yu started howling again.

"I'll go, is this customer service sharp-eyed? How does he know that I'm not me?"

Ying Yao walked over again.

YY: What are you doing?

Customer service number 0: thinking of you

YY: How much do you miss me?

Customer service number 0: I want to fly into your arms︿(￣︶￣)︿

YY: Little fairy, my brother inserted something hard into your back and stabbed you hard, okay~

In fact, Brother Dead Fish kept an eye out for it. In order not to make the account look so smart and exposed, he was a little more reserved. Some of the more harmonious words were also quoted from what they had talked about before.

As a result, Brother Dead Yu just sent the above sentence, customer service number 0 asked him who he was.

Customer Service No. 0: Who are you?

YY: I am the person you are thinking about

Customer Service No. 0: No! ╰_╯

YY: How do you know it's not~

Customer Service No. 0: He doesn’t know how to use the tilde, that’s what you can use

YY: Do you want to say that I am a recipient?

Customer Service No. 0: Sure enough, it's not me!And he won't call me a goblin ╰_╯

YY: Then what did he call you?

YY: Customer service?Small 0?sweetheart?baby?

Customer Service No. 0: Brother

YY: Oh~

YY: My brother has a big brother, do you want it~

Customer service number 0: roll

Customer service number 0: hacked

Customer service number 0: Shameless and obscene

YY: Hey, I’m not hacking, forget it, I’ll let myself come over and chat with you

"Look, this customer service person knows you quite well, even if you change your account, everyone will know."

Ying Yao was also slightly surprised.

Ying Yao thought that customer service No. 0 was an unrestrained style of painting for every customer, but judging from the situation of the dead brother Yu just now.

Is it only for him?

You can see the characteristics of your usual speaking habits, and you are still a delicate person.

"You cancel the account."

Ying Yao logged into his account on his computer.

YY: I am myself

Customer Service No. 0: Is it really me?

YY: Well, brother

Customer Service No. 0: How can you let others use your account to deceive me and play with my feelings~~o(>_<)o~~

……

YY: I thought you two would get along very well

Customer service number 0: I only have feelings for you, the feeling of being hard

YY: Brother, in fact, if we talk well, we can still be friends

For some reason, Ying Yao suddenly had the illusion that this customer service is cute.

I think the customer service may be a person who lacks love in life, so I choose this way to get the attention of others.

Customer Service No. 0: Friends who are in love, is it okay? [to finger]

YY: ...

YY: Friends who talk heart-to-heart, you can

In fact, it would be a meaningful thing if he could enlighten this brother and make him feel that the world is full of love.

Customer service number 0: how to talk

Customer Service No. 0: String my heart and your heart together

Customer Service No. 0: Aren’t they friends who are in love?

(twelve)

When Ying Yao realized that he and Customer Service No. 0 were communicating with Ali Wangwang as a chat tool, Ying Yao couldn't help asking.

"If you fish in troubled waters at work, won't your boss deduct your salary?"

It doesn't matter to Ying Yao, the key is that customer service number 0 is the work number, right?Taobao stores have three crowns, so the business should be considered good, and the customer service should be relatively busy.

And Ying Yao also took a special look, there are only three customer service personnel in the Taobao store.

Customer service number 0 is lazy, it will slow down the work progress.

Ying Yao's thinking was quite far-reaching, and he was also very considerate for customer service No. 0.

Customer Service No. 0: It’s okay, you can have both heart-to-heart talks and work

YY: Do you have any other hobbies besides work?

The enlightenment work must first start with understanding some basic information about the other party, and Ying Yao has already begun to implement it.

Customer Service No. 0: Shall I talk to you about your hobby of mental arithmetic?

YY: Seriously

Customer service number 0: download porn, watch porn, learn porn

The hobbies are very unified and the theme is very clear.

Ying Yao can understand this hobby, just like a straight man watching A丨V, he himself sometimes downloads gay videos to watch, but not often.He once thought that gays who often watch gay movies are extremely hungry. It is meaningless to just watch gay movies. You have to understand the meaning of this movie from it, otherwise why would the producers make a movie?If it is only to stimulate your physical needs, then the meaning of this film is too superficial.

You need to observe, learn, and learn from, so as to flexibly use the technology in the film in practice.In fact, to put it more simply, the process of watching gay movies is the process of studying.

Movies lead the door, technology depends on the individual.

YY: No wonder, I learned from movies

Customer service number 0: A person's knowledge is limited, and I still have a lot to learn

It's good to have the spirit of seeking knowledge, although the place of seeking is a bit off.

When Brother Siyu came in, he saw Ying Yao talking about Wangwang again.

Brother Siyu scratched Ying Yao's neck bemusedly, and asked, "It's only been a few days, and I'm so fascinated by the little goblin that I don't even think about eating or drinking."

Ying Yao said some nonsense, and he hadn't talked for a long time. He was just sitting in a daze now.

Ying Yao asked, "Where's the food?"

"I didn't go to the cafeteria, so I called Tao Lin to bring it for us."

"Are you quite good at calling people?"

"It's Tao Lin who is well-behaved, sensible and obedient."

The dead fish brother's claws have already stretched in.

The weather is hot, and Brother Dead Yu's hands are still sweaty and sticky.

Ying Yao grabbed Brother Dead Yu's hand from outside his clothes, preventing him from extending it any further.

"I said dead fish, but you are actually 0.5?"

Brother Dead Yu scratched his paws endlessly. "I just want to try to see if I can break you into zero."

Brother Siyu squeezed Ying Yao's nipple more and more aggressively.

Ying Yao cursed in a low voice.

Brother Dead Fish just wanted to see Ying Yao annoyed. He had no idea about Ying Yao, but both of them were 1, so it was inevitable that they wanted to compete in this regard.

Brother Dead Fish really wanted to know which one was more powerful when the two 1s confronted each other head-on, so he shamelessly responded to Yao with his hands and feet.

Anyway, it's just touching, and it won't lose a piece of meat, and it can also be used as a closer communication between brothers.

When Tao Lin came in, what he saw was a picture that made people wonder.

Brother Siyu sat on Ying Yao's lap and tugged at the hem of Ying Yao's clothes. While protecting his clothes, Ying Yao pushed Brother Siyu away.Both of them put in a lot of effort, so they blushed, like a scene after doing something bad.

Tao Lin was stunned at that moment, standing where he was, neither advancing nor retreating.

Brother Siyu was faster than Ying Yao, and quickly jumped off Ying Yao.

"Tao Lin, I was helping Yao catch the lice just now, but he didn't believe it, he really thought he was so clean." Brother Dead Fish explained in this way.

Brother Dead Yu could only come up with such a lame reason.

"Don't pay attention to him, he's sick." Ying Yao straightened his crumpled clothes, closed the door, and let Tao Lin in.

Tao Lin put the packed meal on the table, and then slowly took something out of his pants pocket.

It's a plate of yellow tablets, and there are a few left.

"Brother Si, do you want to eat?" Tao Lin said, looking at Brother Dead Yu seriously.