Where to put it, I had no choice but to hold on to the bed sheet under my body.

"You can put your arms around me." A-Mao was persuasive.

Those hands hesitated for a moment, and clasped timidly on Ah Mao's back.

The corners of Ah Mao's lips curved into an imperceptible smile.

Now that I think about it, maybe I really had a premeditated plan.Step by step, lure him into the palm of his hand.

"...I already know that on my path, happiness is like an unavoidable trap waiting for me."

If happiness is a trap, I am willing to jump into it with you.

When going to bed that night, Ah Gou was secretly excited.

It turns out that ○○×× is so easy.There is no need to do anything, Amao will play happily by itself.I heard people say that it takes more energy than fighting, but it turned out to be a rumor~~~(///▽///)

How did he know that he might be the most relaxed little subject in the world.

However, the reality is always cruel, and Agou's happiness was shattered the next day.

At noon this day, while waiting for Agou to come to eat, Amao tried to entertain himself by finding a few × articles secretly.

If you love someone deeply, you will definitely want to possess him in the most crazy ways.Whether it will actually do so is another matter, but it is certainly possible to think about it.He was reluctant to really hug his little dog, but it was always okay to flirt.

I didn't dare to read the Chinese ones, for fear of accidentally being spotted by someone, so I only found a few English ones. Even if someone came in, they could pretend to be looking for information.

Just saw the expected place, suddenly something needs to go out.In a moment of negligence, he forgot to hide the web page.

Agou has nothing to do today, and came to the president's office earlier than usual.

Ah Mao is not there, the notebook is still open, and an English article is displayed on the screen.

He sat down on the sofa by his desk and waited for him.

Originally, he didn't know how to read Ah Mao's stuff.But as his eyes flicked across the screen, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the words "his lips".

Huh?

For reasons that are easy to understand, he is very sensitive to such words now, so he couldn't help but look at them a few more times.

A "he" in the article is hugging and kissing another "he", and the atmosphere is lingering.

It turned out that Ah Mao was watching a warm love story.

The description of this kiss is very similar to their scene last night, and the little tail in Agou's heart shook happily.

Then--

"The lining of his rectum was brutally torn."

o_o...

It must be the wrong way to read it! ! !

Agou pawed forward in horror, and confirmed that the two male protagonists were indeed talking.

Agou's outlook on life suddenly collapsed.

Again, he suddenly wanted to growl.

○○×× Isn’t it enough to hold the thighs! !Why did Mr. Rectum show up! !What kind of trouble is Mr. Endometrium doing! !Is such a self still a picture of Tucson? !

The cat in that room happily returned to the office, and saw the petrified dog as soon as he entered the door.This jump was so frightening that he rushed over and snapped off the laptop screen, and asked anxiously, "What did you see?!"

"Rectum (rectum)...membrane (membrane)..." Agou continued to petrify.

"No, no, you are dazzled. In fact, that is a word, remember (memory), how elegant. Don't talk about it, eat, eat, eat."

"..."

At lunch time, the two people who had their own ghosts were relatively silent.

Back at the office in the afternoon, while his colleagues were not around, Agou secretly searched the Internet with German words like a thief.

The searched content washed away all his three views.

this... this this...

It turns out that who can still play happily with that...

After closing the webpage, Ah Gou was so sad that his head drooped, and his mood was gloomy.

Last night, I mistakenly thought that Ah Mao was cool, but in fact, he was not satisfied at all.

Ah Gou suddenly felt that the road of life was very long and difficult.

When Ah Gou reshaped the three views, Ah Mao was also full of enthusiasm.

Ma Dan, I was arrested for the first time in my life when I read an × article. How remorseful and dull is this!

That guy's mind is so simple, he can figure it out with his knees, maybe he is being overwhelmed by some cute little common sense people right now.

A Mao hugged her head in distress, thinking about how to explain to that guy in the future.

After a while, a prompt popped up on the computer, and Agou sent an email, which was a PPT presentation document that Amao asked him to make before.

Naturally, there is not so much red tape in the email between the two of them, and the title only writes the simple three words "PPT".

The guilty cat instantly thought of something else——

"Ass hurts".

(=.=||||)...

I can't even look directly at the screen!

After a while, Agou sent a second email, about technical outsourcing, with the title "TSL" (TechnicalServicesList, technical service list).

"very painful".

(=A=||||)...

When the new email notification sounded again, Ah Mao almost lost the courage to read it.

This time the title is - "TSL2.0".

It hurts to death version 2.0.

(=◇=||||)...

It turns out that the pain is not the end of the journey, and you can continue to upgrade.

How should I explain all this to that guy...

Ah Mao suddenly felt that the road of life is very long and difficult.

(The next episode will continue~(*^o^/*))

The author has something to say: I apologize to my friends, there is a bug that has not been fixed...

In the first part, it took four days and four nights for the two people to go from Rome to Florence, but one night was cut off for the sake of compactness of the plot, so these two duang became soul mates at once-_-|||b Here is a paragraph The content that was deleted at the beginning is regarded as a patch~ By the way, you can review how the aloof and aloof sergeant at the beginning changed from (▼_▼) to (///ω///)~(/// Д///)~(///▽///)...

───This is a patch───

[April 1944, Perugia Cathedral Museum, Italy]... Sheng Rui took the manuscript and looked it up page by page, and suddenly saw a very interesting word: intercrural intercourse (leg ×).

He knew what it meant, but wanted to tease Qi Han to see how this serious guy would explain it.

So he approached him on purpose, pointing to the page with a confused look on his face, and asked, "Uh... what do these two words mean?"

Unexpectedly, Qi Han glanced at it, and only used four words to preach and teach: "There are pictures behind."

"..." Sheng Rui resentfully turned back a page, and sure enough, he saw an illustration. The text below said that it was painted on an ancient Greek pottery with wet painting, and it recorded the relationship between men at that time. In the way of um~~um~~~, the operation guide is also attached very intimately: so and so, so and so.

He couldn't help but imagine how Qi Han would feel when he saw this picture and this passage just now.

Well, since you want to play a prank, let's go to the end.

"My English is not good." He continued to move closer to Qi Han, "Can you translate this passage for me?"

Perhaps his obvious intentions alarmed Qi Han, and he jumped away like a swift hound: "This has nothing to do with what we are looking for."

"But I'm just curious. The Aztec human sacrifice has nothing to do with "Le"? Don't you copy a painting and carry it with you every day?"

This is a fact, Qi Han couldn't find a reason to refute him for a while, so he had to take the manuscript.

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