Leader Zai and Despair Raids the World

【Barrage:

"?! I don't ask why Go Amuro Haro, the dog raised by Toko in the Conan side story "Zero's Daily", appears here—"

"Anyway, it's Ke Xue's timeline!! I don't care! I don't have a head, so cute!!"

"Ah, ah, where do I have the brain capacity to think about this kind of quantum mechanical time problem??? I just need to suck young slaughter—"

"Wow wow wow typical fried hair reaction bandage The little black cat is so cute that it makes me faint!!!!"

Scream loudly!

Knock to the top~]

The two men in the room are also a bit over the top...... No!etc!Not that kind of top! !

Bourbon's mentality simply collapsed.He squatted down with a wooden face, and lightly pressed the puppy Haro's back with his palm, preventing him from rushing forward like a merry-go-round.

A few minutes ago, the living room was still neat and clean, but now it has turned into a mess.

Like a battle scene.

Like being robbed.

Just like some daring little black man with a machine gun rushed into the door, closed his eyes in front of two undercover crows, and shot...

In short.

Several tables were overturned, and the chestnut pastry that was half eaten by the young master fell on the ground, and it was miserable and a little bit cold.

Glasses smashed to pieces on the floor.

The cushions on the sofa were thrown everywhere, and for some reason, the cotton and linen jacket was torn off, and soft cotton wool was flying all over the sky.

...If it wasn't for them sticking to the chestnut soup and turning into crazy dirty and unknown things, (people who don't need to clean up the room) can also boast against their conscience that it's interesting, just like going back to the school trip pillow fight or something.

The TV set that fell face down, the work of a literary hero (by Ango Sakaguchi) with a few paw prints on the title page, Fangou No. The main disadvantage is Fangou No. [-] who failed to intercept the source of danger at the door...

as well as,

"He won't jump up and lick anymore," Scotland said with a wry smile, looking up and opening his arms at the same time:

"So. Come down from above, young master? It's not safe there."

The man's description is also extremely embarrassing.A few pieces of cotton wadding flying all over the sky stuck to his black hair, Scotland himself didn't know it at all, and still had a smile on his face, which seemed a little silly.

In the cat-dog battle just a few moments ago, Scotland threw himself to support the crumbling TV counter, and was almost hit on the head by the TV that fell at the same time.

...If the men in black organization is downsizing due to such non-combat reasons, it is estimated that Gin will be pissed off and the enemies will laugh their heads off.

As for the next successor of the men in black organization, the 'little master' who is supposed to gradually emerge in the cruel and bloody underground world, and the ruler of the cruel and ruthless demon aka night?

At this moment, he was sitting on the top of the cabinet with his legs crossed, full of vigilance.

It is a locker for small pots of green plants and ornaments in the living room. Like this family-style safe house, it is woody, light-colored, rustic and warm, just as reassuring as Scotland itself.

He was just as embarrassed as he himself... Not to mention the green plants and flower pots, even the small crystal ornaments were smashed to pieces on the ground.

"I don't want to." Dazai said in a tense voice, "I don't want to go down!"

It is rare for this child to have violent mood swings when speaking. If you can recall it, it is probably the same psychological fluctuation as when facing "Vicious Dog Gin" in the back seat of the car.

However, this time the fluctuation can be even stronger.

Dazai raised his eyes cautiously and looked down on the premise that there was a certain distance from the edge of the locker, and the depression that was unimaginable to appear on this child appeared in the pupils of the kite:

"You take that dog away first!"

Dazai yelled with infinite grievance.

The boy even puffed up his cheeks childishly when he said this.

——Because of the intense exercise just now, the normally pale face was stained a little pink, this expression is not as fierce as he expected, but even more lovely.

"..." Scotland had to clenched his fist and coughed in front of his lips, before he could hold back a smile that would definitely be punished by the young master.He tried his best to put on a sullen face, turned back to look at the young boy whose eyes were ashamed, and then turned back again to comfort the child who was afraid to come down from the high place:

"Don't worry, don't worry, young master. He really doesn't dare to lick you this time."

After a pause for a second, from the moment the door was opened, there was a subtle drift of childhood friendship, which somewhat aroused Scotland's conscience and made him try to save Bourbon:

"Bourbon can guarantee that, too.—Isn't it, Bourbon?"

"Ah, yes, yes!" Bourbon was brought back to his senses by the yell, and quickly assured him repeatedly: "That's right, Hello is very good, don't worry!"

Bourbon was also in a mess.The stuffing and honey on a piece of chestnut dessert was rubbed on that handsome face for some reason, and one leg of the trousers was covered with dog paw prints.

Not to mention the psychological bruising...

It's really strange.Bourbon thought painfully in his heart.Obviously, after he adopted Harrow a while ago, the puppy has always been very good! !

The snow-white small Shiba Inu, not to mention how close and obedient it is after being washed.

How to eat, walk, stop, lie down, sit well, etc., etc., and other trainings, he also taught Harrow himself!

Even when I took Haro out for a run before, even if I met other people, even if I met other boys of the same age, Haro was not so excited that he would wag his tail and want to lick it, okay?

Bourbon also failed to guess that Dazai's reaction would be so violent that the two undercover crows, who had experienced many battles, were in a hurry and almost couldn't end it.

...It's probably that Bourbon didn't know about the cat sculpture of the leader Zai Zai in another dimension.

I don't know there is a word called cat and dog effect (?).

Bourbon couldn't think of an answer even after frantic brainstorming, so he put this question aside for the time being.

He just fell into infinite remorse:

At first...how did I come up with the idea of ​​bringing Haro here...?

Oh yes!Bourbon suddenly realized: Isn't it because the canine (?) phenomenon of the people around the young master is serious, in order to save Scotland, so he brought a real puppy...

Isn't this kid supposed to like dogs? ?

With his chin on his knees, Dazai took advantage of his geographical advantage to see through Bourbon's disrespectful mental activities at a glance, and became even more furious:

"I do not like!!"

The boy shouted angrily, "I told you earlier, I don't like it!"

"I obviously hate dogs the most——!!!"

Weep blood every word.

Endless grievances.

Dazai was almost pissed off by this group of subordinates whose brain circuits didn't match up!

[The barrage laughs to death! !

"Hahahaha famous lines, famous lines!"

"Hahahaha leader Youzai: Go away, you nasty dogs!"

"Hahahahahaha I suspect that after a while, this line will become—Chief Young Zai: Go away! You hateful licking dogs!!!"

"Wait for a full dog factory (?)!!"

As for the vip barrage on the other side...

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered and began to turn over the old score: "Oh? If you say that, I think you made a bet with me that whoever loses must obey the winner's order like a dog. Could it be that you are making fun of yourself? Huh? Dazai?"

From that tone of voice, you can imagine the mafia gravitationalist grinning sullenly, snapping his fingers, and looking murderous.

Dazai is not afraid of Chuya's reaction.Although he was too lazy to post barrage, but because he recalled the scene when he was young, he had a sneer that would be described as "sinister and cunning" by Zhong Yuanzhong.

And this time, not even the only famous detective from the Armed Detective Agency came to help him.

Edogawa Ranpo laughed at the kid who was afraid of dogs: "Hmph~ What a childish brat, stupid Dazai!"

The famous detective probably put his hands on his waist again and raised his head triumphantly:

"Sure enough, I'm still a child~"

Wu Zhenzai: Mr. Ranpo, what are you proud of?

As for Sawada Tsunayoshi, because he recalled that he was chased by his neighbor’s Chihuahua and climbed onto the telephone pole, climbed up the tree, climbed up the roof, climbed onto the clothes hanger (?!)... the tragic ending that he often couldn’t get down in the end, I can't help feeling empathy and feeling sad: QAQ

And Gojo Satoru, who has been manually blocked by everyone for a long time...

This person's mental activities are quite complicated.

Gojo Satoru (jealous): "Just one... no, three... no, five dogs!!!!"

Gojo Satoru (Siha): "Oh! Mr. Dazai, who is so soft that he blows his hair! It's so cute——!"

Gojo Satoru (delusion): "Hmph, since Mr. Dazai is not a dog school, he is a cat school, right?! If you hate dogs, throw them all away, isn't my fur not shiny enough!! Luke me Are you not good! Dazai-sensei~ miu~~" (heart)

...Why are you the only one out of all the bullet screens?

Please reflect on it, five cats. 】

Again, fortunately the leader, You Zai, has lost his memory at the moment, so he doesn't know there is a barrage.

Although even in retrospect, this man who has already deeply understood the truth and essence of his own world, doesn't care about it.

In short, under the premise that Bourbon held down the puppy Harrow, Scotland patiently persuaded him for a long time before coaxing the child down.

...How does it feel like a young kitten plucked from a tree with frizzy fur.

For some reason, such a vivid and vivid picture appeared in Scotland's heart, and he couldn't help shaking his head, shaking off this picture that was too disrespectful to the next successor of the dark organization.

And for the first time in history, the child took the initiative to get close to him.

Grabbing Scotland's collar with one hand, he voluntarily shrank into his arms, while the normally indifferent Kite pupil stared closely at the puppy on the floor that was controlled by Bourbon and could not run around.

There was never a moment when Osamu Dazai looked more like a real kid.

Scotland looked at it and couldn't help smiling.

"?" Dazai noticed it keenly, turned his face to stare at him suspiciously, and asked aggressively, "Are you laughing at me? You are so brave, Scotland."

As a result, the man with black hair and blue eyes smiled even wider.

"Where are you, how dare you, my honorable young master," Scotland coaxed him softly, his tone softer than when we first met in the Twilight Pavilion: "If you don't like dogs, let's go to the kitchen on the other side Right? Let me think about it, the fruit at home can squeeze a glass of juice for you, what do you think?"

The man said so, but he was already preparing to leave this mess with the child in his arms.

"...I don't want to eat," Dazai grunted dissatisfied, but he didn't resist too much.

After a pause, he avoided Harrow, the little dog who would wag his tail with excitement once he caught sight of him, and pointed at the loveless Bourbon: "Then, what about this one?"

Scotland glanced over at the same time, and replied very gently: "Then please ask Bourbon to stay here and clean the room."

Bourbon: "?"

Bourbon: "?????"

etc?Scotland?Are you really my gentle, kind, fair and just child——

You just gave me a room that was ruined and turned into a mess? !Are you happy to drink juice with the young master who has finally taken the initiative to get close to others? ?

Where's your conscience, Scotland? ? ?

...Maybe throw it away the moment you open the door and encounter vicious competition in the industry.

Dazai thought for a moment, then nodded reluctantly.

At the same time, I reminded again: "Don't let go of your hands!"

Dazai said sternly, "If you dare to let go of that dog, you will be finished! Dead! Do you know, Bourbon!!"

Hearing this kind of death warning, Bourbon looked up at a little boy, and then looked down at a little dog Hook, with a wooden face, he said "oh".

……………………what happened.

It was the first time I heard such a death warning.

Unexpectedly, it seems to be a little cute.