Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

After I made friends with Wen Xiaohua, I often had a dream. In the dream, there was a big squirrel with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. give it to me.

I took the roll of paper under the twinkling eyes of the big squirrel, and saw that it said - "Wish List Completed with Friends".A total of 88 items are listed, and the first three items are: 1. Go to school together, 2. Play truant together, 3. Share pets, and later, eat pine cones together, play ball together... There are a long list.

I took out my pen and made three bright red ticks in front of items 1, 2, and 3.The squirrel Wen Xiaohua clasped her paws and swung her big tail happily towards me.

In fact, after thinking about it seriously, it seems that there is only one day when Wen Xiaohua and I really go to school together.After all, Wen Xiaohua still can't overcome her own inertia, and I don't bother to disturb his clear dream anymore.Several times when I woke up in the morning, I could hear the alarm clock Wen Xiaohua recorded on her mobile phone screaming frantically upstairs:

"It's time for Wen Fan! Wake up quickly, Wen Fan!!...Okay, I'll give you the last 100 seconds... 100 seconds are up!! Damn, you haven't woken up yet?! Just hold on!! Think about you yesterday How did you record this alarm!! You have guaranteed your personality!!"

I was about to go out after washing up, and the sober Wen Xiaohua upstairs was still persevering in persuading my unconscious self:

"...I know you want to sleep, and I know I'm noisy, but why can Wei Tian get up so early, why can't you?!... It's been 10 minutes since the recording, if you haven't woken up, Wen Fan you are really hopeless!! Can't be saved!!"

After three consecutive "can't save" sounds, the upstairs finally stopped.This alarm has been recorded for a long time, I can't help thinking when I walk out of the house.

In this way, I still went to school by myself every day. Anyway, as long as I went to school together for a day, I had completed the great challenge of "going to school together".That's why Wen Xiaohua only knows that I live in the same neighborhood as him, but doesn't know that I live downstairs with him, getting up and getting dressed every day listening to his weird alarm clock.

Generally speaking, let's be friends with Wen Xiaohua, there are good things and bad things.

It's a good thing, Wen Xiaohua no longer regards the dismissal of the class bell as his criterion of action, but he has changed to me as his criterion.When the get out of class bell rang, he woke up first. Seeing that the teacher was still dragging the class and I was still sitting on my seat, he didn’t leave the classroom early. He just played on the desk for a while, and sometimes listened to the Chinese class with his face in his hands. The teacher's joke, wait until class is over, and then ask me to go to the water, take a walk or something.Occasionally, he can learn two paragraphs of Mr. Wang's jokes vividly for me.The teachers all praised him for his progress, and I indirectly felt honored.

There are good things and there are bad things.

Every morning, as soon as I step into the school gate, I will be dragged aside by the crab army, asking me to copy my homework.The Crab Legion has a secret base behind the basketball court, which is the old lair of Mr. Zong Sijun. Ever since Wen Xiaohua and I formed a deep friendship, the four of us would lie there every day to copy my homework and take advantage of me. Appeared from behind and shouted: "Damn, you didn't call me for copying homework!" Then he joined the ranks of copying homework without saying a word.

The five heads copied together in a daze, and Wen Xiaohua would sometimes point out the maze for the Crab Legion, telling them not to copy everything correctly, but to copy a few wrong questions, or the teacher would see through it at a glance when correcting homework. Once again, Ma Mian was overwhelmed with admiration, and Ma Mian said to everyone, Mr. Wen is worthy of being a genius. A genius copying homework is able to notice these details that ordinary people can't notice!details make a difference!

It's a pity that you haven't been able to copy this genius' homework all these years, I thought.

After becoming friends with Wen Xiaohua, he would treat me to Pizza Hut every Monday. I thought to myself that you fixed that amount of living expenses every week, and now you have to invite one more person. You can still eat some on Friday. What?Wen Xiaohua obviously didn't think about it, I yelled at him, and reminded him with my eyes that he couldn't get it, he just sneezed one after another, never knowing how to improve and reflect.

After staying like this until Friday, Wen Xiaohua went to the small supermarket to buy instant noodles as usual, but found that the price of instant noodles had increased. He stood at the checkout counter and dug his pockets resolutely, unable to get out the fifty cents that disappeared in another dimension. Jiongjiong didn't want to give up that box of braised beef noodles (or he would have to go hungry, Wen Xiaohua is a daily slam dunk), but luckily I passed by the supermarket and hurriedly paid for it.When I walked out of the supermarket, I looked back at Wen Xiaohua who was holding instant noodles and humming. I had the illusion that I had taken him out of the detention center after spending [-] cents on bail.

"Don't eat this." I turned around and took the instant noodles from his arms, dragged him to the fast food restaurant, and treated him to a good meal.

During the dinner, Wen Xiaohua looked at me while eating, with the kind of eyes that look at a benefactor. I was embarrassed by him, so I coughed and asked if you want a hot dog.It's okay not to say this, after Wen Xiaohua finished speaking, she looked at me like a domineering president.I warmed my ears, thinking how much this child lacks love, and then I really lacked it when I thought about it.

Let’s just say that when I was a child for Christmas, parents would buy their children favorite gifts, not to mention Wen Xiaohua is so cute, she should be able to receive a lot of gifts.But on the eve of Christmas Eve that year, I saw Wen Xiaohua holding his mother's hand, pointing to the hawkers outside the community, saying, Mom, Christmas is coming, and I want a bastard.Mother Wen glanced down at him, nearly rolled her eyes, and left with the person in her hand. Wen Xiaohua turned her head to look at the peddler who sold bastards. The pitiful look of wanting to turn her head 180 degrees has been imprinted in my heart.Wen Xiaohua is very capable, he can get things like ants, earthworms and toads by himself, but it is difficult to get a bastard, so he just wants a bastard.

I looked at Wen Xiaohua who was eating the rice in mouthfuls, he had a vivid expression of "Why are you so kind to me?" on his face, I wanted to buy him a bastard right away.

The bastard probably can't buy it, but I decided to improve his food every Friday, so that although there will be an extra ten yuan in expenses every week, it is also the price of picking Wen Xiaohua as a friend, and I feel that I deserve it. Nevermind.

What I mind is if he can stop eating the Mala Tang at the back door of the school...

Every time I eat Mala Tang with him, I get diarrhea, and Wen Xiaohua's indestructible stomach naturally has no symptoms at all.I can bear the diarrhea, but don't run to the toilet when I have diarrhea, you can follow me, okay?I was holding back in the cubicle, and someone outside asked, Wen Fan, what are you doing here?Wen Xiaohua replied, oh, Wei Tian has diarrhea.

He said this very smoothly... But I just have diarrhea, I'm not giving birth, so I don't need my family members to guard me outside, okay?

I walked out of the cubicle exhausted, Wen Xiaohua was humming a song and arranging his handsome hairstyle in front of the mirror, you know, he is Rukawa Kaede...I stood beside him, looking at myself in the mirror, thinking But why do I have to wear this pair of local tyrant laser gold glasses?

With such a calculation, there are obviously more bad things than good things when dealing with Wen Xiaohua...

I opened my eyes when I went to sleep at night, and saw the big sharp-mouthed squirrel again. He hung the local tyrant laser gold glasses on the bridge of my nose, and happily handed me the list, pointing to the entry of "Let's fly together", excited Ask me to tick the front.

I shoved the list into his mouth.