Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

There is not much time left for me to be sad, because Wen Xiaohua is a boy with a wide range of interests and hobbies, let alone bugs and reptiles, and there is not a single animation online game, so I have to add it to my daily schedule. Reading comics, so that I can have a good chat with him on the way after school, and I have to find time to accompany him to the Internet cafe, so that I can brush copies with him and improve my friendship, so I have to stay up until the early morning to review my homework every day Otherwise, I might not even be in the top three in the next exam ranking.

This morning during self-study, I opened the English textbook and just read two pages, suddenly I was shocked, looked down, Wen Xiaohua squatted at my feet at some point, and was giving me a comic book: "The latest!"

He winked at me, and squatted back down like this, but he was still caught by Mr. Mu on the podium. There was a vein on the forehead of the old man: "Wen Fan, do you have a stomachache?"

My tablemate Yuan Dong took the opportunity to tease: "It's my aunt who came!"

The whole class of boys roared with laughter.

Wen Xiaohua stood up, turned her head and asked innocently: "What is a big aunt?"

"Auntie, you don't even know?!" Yuan Dong laughed loudly, "Auntie is a girl's menstruation, she comes once a month, what do you have to use... Yes, Sophie, be free! I rely on you not Genius? Why don’t you even know this kind of common sense hahahaha..."

These words were too open, the expressions of all the girls in the class were extremely embarrassing, Mr. Mu was so angry that his veins bulged, Wen Xiaohua covered her mouth with her fists, her eyes were laughing like a weasel, and she kept gesturing to me to see Yuan Dong making a fool of herself. Yuan Dong saw the furious Elder Mu, sweating profusely. Sure enough, Elder Mu pointed out the door: "You three stand outside!"

Wait, why me? "...Does that include me too?" I asked with tears in my eyes.

Yuan Dong quickly pulled the manga out of my drawer, dragging it to death: "You didn't run away!"

In this way, the three of us were kicked out of the classroom and made to stand outside the door.Wen Xiaohua and Yuan Dongla kept arguing when they were standing, and I think they can play Tai Chi if they don't stop them.Mr. Mu tore away Wen Xiaohua, who was dancing Wing Chun, like a child, and ordered us to stand from tall to short. Wen Xiaohua was the tallest, and Yuan Dong was a little taller than me. Squat down a bit.

Elder Mu stared at Wen Xiaohua who was half-squatting solemnly, and suddenly raised his textbook and slapped him on his knee: "Stand up straight!"

Wen Xiaohua reluctantly straightened up from the shape of a rice worm, and looked at me with her head: "Teacher, I want to stand with my good friend..."

"Can you stand together to generate light or something? You are punished to stand, not to chat!" After saying this, Mr. Mu returned to the classroom with his hands behind his back.

It was miserable for Yuan Dong to stand down. After half the class, he couldn't bear to stick his head into the classroom, begging: "Teacher, can Wen Fan stand aside? He's so noisy!"

I tried my best to hold back my laughter. Wen Fan saw that I couldn’t read the manga anymore. He has been telling me about the plot in this class. When he talked about the lines of the characters, he would turn into a voice actor, and he would turn into a crazy black man for a while. The male protagonist will be a sexy big-eyed cute girl for a while, even the onomatopoeia is not missed!There are "bang bang bang bang" and "swoosh swoosh" in the aisle, and occasionally you can "boo", kiss yourself, it's more lively than watching a movie!

I was still a little sleepy, but now I don't feel sleepy at all.Why didn't I know that Wen Xiaohua used to be such a chatterbox? When I think about it this way, I can't help feeling a little regretful. In eight years, I haven't said tens of thousands of words to him.

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Ever since I made friends with Wen Xiaohua, Wen Xiaohua would come to invite me to play ping-pong every afternoon during the activity time of the interest group, and now I am almost no longer his opponent.I haven't participated in any extracurricular activity groups. I spend this time studying hard. What's more, now I have to withstand the pressure of being "genius". I can't wait to have 48 hours a day, but it is estimated that no matter how much time is given to me Even if there are 480 hours, Wen Xiaohua will still squeeze out 470 hours of me... I can even dream of that wilting squirrel hiding in my pocket, crawling into my bed, lying on me On my forehead, "Kacha Kacha" chewed my head of pine cone crumbs, and I couldn't get rid of it wherever I went...

This day we met again to play table tennis, but we were suddenly stopped on the flyover.Everyone who came here was tall and big, and it was Xu Hanwen, the physical education teacher of our class and the coach of our school basketball team.

When Coach Xu saw Wen Xiaohua holding a ping-pong bat, it was as if he saw a young man who had lost his footing and was about to fight in a group fight with a mallet, so he said, "Wen Fan, why don't you go to the basketball team to train?!"

I was also taken aback. I thought the training time of the basketball team was not fixed. So, is the basketball team training all the time in the afternoon?Wen Xiaohua is the backbone of the school team, so he didn't go to training?How come I don't know about such a big thing? !

"Didn't I tell you to leave the team?" Wen Xiaohua said.

"Get back your sister! You love basketball!" Xu Hanwen was very excited, and put his hands on Wen Xiaohua's shoulders, "Do you still remember what you told me when you applied to join the team?"

"How do you say it?" Wen Xiaohua looked innocent.

"You said that your goal at this stage is to lead the school team to the national competition! Your future dream is to become a professional basketball player!"

Xu Hanwen was a blockbuster, I felt as if a beam of light was cast on the overpass to cover us, and people passing by all around looked sideways.

I looked at Wen Xiaohua who was dumbfounded like a squirrel, and thought that I could say such a shameful thing, I really deserve to be you!

Wen Xiaohua blinked and opened her mouth wide, more excited than Xu Hanwen: "I said that?!"

Xu Hanwen's eyes widened, and he didn't know whether he was guilty or angry: "Of course it's you! Who else but you?!"

Wen Xiaohua turned to look at me in disbelief.See I'm not omnipotent, how do I know if you've said it?But I have to admit that Coach Xu's last rhetorical question is fascinatingly convincing...

But looking at Mr. Xu's blushing face, maybe this is a lie he made up to persuade Wen Xiaohua to go back, otherwise how could he forget it if he said such a shameful thing, if it slipped out of my mouth Yes, my face will be red when I was born in my next life!

Wen Xiaohua insisted that Xu Hanwen had made a mistake, so she turned around and walked down the overpass. Xu Hanwen caught up, blocking people and pulling her arms. "Fuck", come after me!They ran back and forth on the bridge, and when they passed behind me for the second time, I stopped Xu Hanwen.

I said: "Teacher, this is too ugly. It is a personal choice whether to participate in the school team, even if he said that before..." Wen Dasquirrel jumped three feet behind me, "How could I have said that", I said, "Then he has retired from the team now, you should respect his wishes, a twisted melon is not sweet."

Xu Hanwen stared at me for a while, then suddenly jumped up and grabbed my neck: "Are you still a student of our No. [-] Middle School?! You traitor!"

I believe more and more that Xu Hanwen made up Wen Xiaohua's rhetoric in the national competition and professional basketball player. You can see that this kind of shameful words are clearly Teacher Xu's personal style, and no matter how you look at it, Xu Hanwen is more like Xu Hanwen. The one who sticks to the big nationals and the pros.

I pushed the local tyrant's gold glasses and pointed it out for him.Coach Xu became furious, and his lines rushed out like wild horses in the prairie: "Wei Tian, ​​you are spitting blood!"

Two big saliva stars hit my glasses, and I closed my eyes calmly.

Wen Xiaohua folded her arms behind me as if drinking tea and watching a play: "Tsk, why are there so many plays..."

Both of these are extremely naive, talking to them, my sense of superiority in IQ and EQ will break through the solar system!

In the end, Wen Xiaohua and I arrived at the table tennis table with Xu Hanwen behind us.Coach Xu was not convinced, so he watched Wen Xiaohua and me play table tennis with a stick: "I want to see how you can play table tennis?"

Soon Xu Hanwen had to change his lines, because Wen Xiaohua's table tennis was really good.

Coach Xu quickly found a new line, and began to chant: "What's so good about table tennis? Can you have the passion to grab rebounds? Can you have the joy of hanging baskets? Can..."

I was not happy when he said that, so he held his glasses and said, "Teacher, if you have the guts, you can go to the gate of our community and try to challenge me like this. Besides, I still don't believe that you can hang on the basket every day when you are old. Maybe I'll play table tennis."

Xu Hanwen probably thought about the scene of being spit on by the grandparents in the neighborhood, and shut his mouth tactfully.

Wen Xiaohua and I fought heartily for a few rounds, and when I looked back, Teacher Xu Hanwen was no longer there.I felt a little guilty when I thought about how he left without a sound, and I didn't know how he felt when he looked across from me at this athletic genius who was so good at everything.

And Wen Xiaohua, I was very sure that he likes to play basketball, but today I am not sure, maybe for Wen Xiaohua, basketball and table tennis are no different?I don't know if I should persuade him to think about it and return to the basketball team.