Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

Wen Xiaohua is a genius, but unfortunately she has a personality of a devil. When she was a child, she often did mischievous things like digging out ant nests and smashing window panes.Now I open the diary when I was a child, and nine of the ten pages are full of Wen Xiaohua's misdeeds. At that time, a child who weighed less than [-] kilograms often wrote through the back of the paper!

No wonder I always record his bad deeds, this person is really hateful, I loved to watch "Bao Qingtian" when I was young, no matter if it was young, old or young, my biggest dream at that time was to find a tiger-headed guillotine to take Wen Xiao Hua's hateful and beautiful head was chopped off!Tell him to put toads in the classroom again!I am most afraid of toads!Tell him to knock down all the bugs on the tree again!Ask him to say that scarabs are mutated cockroaches to scare people!By the way, why does he like these little things that crawl around so much?Are you Fabre or Darwin reincarnated? !

Wen Xiaohua was able to do evil like this when she was a child, Zhang Long, Zhao Fu and others definitely contributed, because Wen Xiaohua was indeed as beautiful as a flower when she was young, and the four little kids who were blinded by beauty have since grown up. Ever since then, she has loved to hang around Wen Xiaohua.Being Wen Xiaohua's little follower, of course it is inevitable to help the tyrant. After Wen Xiaohua digs out an ant nest, they will help find the next unlucky ant nest. When Wen Xiaohua smashes the glass, they are responsible for guarding. Eggs, they are responsible for chasing birds...

Regardless of Wen Xiaohua's gender, these four masters turned a blind eye and held him like a little princess, although it is said that Wen Xiaohua married the four of them as strong daughter-in-laws, strong princesses, and strong concubines over and over again when he was drinking at the house. The whole thing is a kind of Emperor Ma's style, the strong daughter-in-law, strong princess and strong concubines are still willing to be his flower protectors.Since Wen Xiaohua, who is well-read and knowledgeable, took the opportunity of a spring outing to shake her head and correct them "peach blossoms are different from other flowers. Peach blossoms are both male and female, and they are all hermaphrodites." People seem to have received the apocalypse, and their loyalty is getting higher and higher.

I sometimes pass by their prank scenes with my schoolbag on my back, listen to their twittering discussions, and use my limited IQ to contribute to Wen Xiaohua's evil plan. I really want to ask them, what are they trying to do?Flowers can be hermaphroditic, but humans can't. He is good-looking and you can't marry him in the future. Do you still expect him to marry all four of you?

No matter how wrong the opportunity was to start, the friendship between Wen Xiaohua and the flower guardians still thrives in ordering out the chaos, and the twisted melon is actually sweet this time.Now that everyone has grown up, the Four King Kongs still offer Wen Xiaohua as a flower of Gaoling, and the five of them often parade around the campus in a crab formation.

Once Wen Xiaohua and his flower protectors passed by the volleyball field, a volleyball flew over, Ma Mian immediately punched the ball back, and then several people shouted loudly, "Look out! It almost hit you!" Master Wen!" Wen Fan is already taller than them all, he lowered his head and slapped the ashes on his neckline, then rubbed the head of the shortest Ma Mian with a good smile, at that moment I seemed to see Back then, the flower protectors surrounded Wen Xiaohua, waving tree branches in their hands to help him slap mosquitoes, and the scene where Wen Xiaohua was patting her lotus-root-like arm tenderly by herself...

I occasionally think helplessly and enviously that their friendship will last until the coffin.

Ah, after talking about the crab army for so long, it's time to talk about myself.

Wen Xiaohua and I... We can barely be considered bamboo horses, and our relationship can be traced back to elementary school.

I met Wen Xiaohua for the first time when I was in the third grade of elementary school. At that time, the school organized a physical examination for the whole grade.I am most afraid of having my eyesight checked. My eyes are a little weak from birth, and I don’t know how to protect them the day after tomorrow. I always read under the covers with a flashlight, so my eyesight deteriorates very quickly, but I didn’t want to wear glasses at that time. I always felt that I would be looked down upon by my peers when I wore glasses at such a young age. Fortunately, I was short at the time and sat in the second row in the classroom. I could still see the blackboard books if I squinted. live.

I checked all the other items on the medical checklist, and finally went to line up in front of the eye chart that scared me the most.Every time a person advances in the team, I feel more nervous.Finally it was my turn, I picked up the shining spoon, covered my right eye and took a look, my God, this time is worse than last time, last time I could see the seventh row clearly, this time the sixth row can only see It's foolish!

The aunt who was in charge of the eyesight examination saw that I was not wearing glasses, so she pointed at me from the last row. I could have waved my hand and honestly said that I couldn’t see, but I didn’t know what kind of mentality I had at that time, so I had to make random gestures. He raised his hand, and was about to steer in a direction based on his feeling, when he heard a crisp voice behind him saying:

"Left!"

I blinked, understood the English, and turned to the left like a living horse doctor.

The stick on the finger chart moved to another position in the same row, passed!

The aunt who tested her eyesight was older, she looked almost fifty, and she certainly could not speak English, so she pointed to the second place.

It was that soft childish voice again, confidently saying, "UP!"

I compared again.

The aunt who tested my eyesight told me to change my right eye.

The right eye is downdownrightnt!The voice reported the direction behind me, and the English pronunciation was ding ding dong dong, as beautiful as singing.

In this way, I, who already have three or four Baidu eyes, got a good score of 1.5 for both eyes for the first time!

I put down the spoon covering my eyes, turned my head in surprise and gratitude, and at that moment I saw Wen Xiaohua's beautiful face like a porcelain doll.With a lollipop in his mouth, he smiled at me, that sly and cute smile, until now, whenever I close my eyes, I can still remember it.