When I went to school the next day, I saw Elder Mu holding his mobile phone in the corridor outside the classroom, bearded and staring, and I knew that Wen Xiaohua had skipped class again.Without me urging him, he would definitely be up for a day, I suddenly had an idea.

After lunch, I went to the small supermarket to buy a few packs of spicy sticks and cans of Coke, and went looking for the Crab Legion with my pockets, but I didn’t find anyone in their classroom, but I saw Zhang Long and the others in my own classroom. Stand in the last row by the window.

I looked at their trembling backs, it seemed that they were here to see the Eighth Prince.

I walked over to join them, and the five of them stood side by side admiring the majesty of the Eighth Prince.The weather was fine today, the Eighth Prince got down from his small hammock, strolled to the window sill, and basked in the sun comfortably.

We all carefully kept a distance of one meter wide. After a long time, Zhang Long said with emotion: "The Eighth Prince has grown up again..."

Zhao Fu looked at the Eighth Prince who was combing the legs of the small steel brush: "That's right, you used to have to go close to find it, but now you can see it when you enter the door. Do you think the Eighth Prince is poisonous?"

Liu Dou shivered, and Ma Mian at the side immediately said firmly: "Surely not, Mr. Wen has already guaranteed the ticket!"

At noon, there was no one in the classroom. It is estimated that everyone would stay away from the crab army who came to visit the Eighth Prince. The sun shone in the empty classroom, and the wind outside the window made the Eighth Prince’s small hammock dangle lazily. The Eighth Prince Since the eight winds do not move, to be honest, I think the Eighth Prince is very general-like, so calm in the wind and rain, just like Wen Xiaohua who is sleeping.

Taking advantage of the good atmosphere, I tore open the spicy strips, handed them the Coke, chattered while eating, and asked, "Did Wen Fan like these since he was a child?"

Of course I like it, but my question is just an introduction. Sure enough, the Crab Legion sipped the spicy strips and started chattering:

"Young Master Wen is not an ordinary person. I remember that when I was in elementary school, the school organized a spring outing. At noon, everyone gathered in a courtyard to eat bento. Suddenly, a little qiang rushed out. Do you remember this? "Zhang Long asked.

Zhao Fu: "How can I not remember, that Xiaoqiang is very big! Bigger than an egg!"

Liu Dou: "At that time, our group of little brats were so frightened that they ran around on their backs..."

Ma Mian: "Thanks to our young master Wen who descended from the sky, caught up with 'Boom' and stomped on Xiaoqiang! That aura is simply unstoppable!"

It must be a wrong word to say that women don't allow men to be eyebrows, but after a little thought, everyone accepted this wording tacitly.

I actually know more about Wen Xiaohua's killing of Xiaoqiang than they do.At that time, I was in the fifth grade of elementary school. I went on an outing, and it was time to eat at noon. Everyone was looking for a place to eat. I sat alone on a big rock in the corner. I just opened the bento box in my arms. In the tangy scent of shrimp, I suddenly heard the sound of galloping footsteps "da da da da", and when I looked up, I saw Wen Xiaohua running towards me aggressively like a cannonball!

When I get excited, my mind tends to go blank. Wen Xiaohua rushed over, and when she was in front of me, she suddenly took a long stride forward and stopped with a "boom".I hugged the bento, and felt the ground tremble twice, and the big rock under my buttocks shook from side to side. I looked at Wen Xiaohua, who was close at hand, in a daze. This was the first time he came to me on his own initiative, and he was so enthusiastic Like a fire, I blushed and my forehead was also hot. I carefully picked up the bento and opened my mouth to ask him——Shrimp Fried Rice, do you want to eat it?

At this moment, Wen Xiaohua moved away the foot of the big horse golden knife, turned around and floated away briskly like a gust of wind, while I was alone holding the bento box, facing the four legs still lying flat in front of my eyes. Huge twitching cockroach...

Wen Xiaohua was absent from class, and the Crab Legion had no scruples, chatting more vigorously, and talked about another glorious deed of Wen Xiaohua in elementary school.

When we were in the sixth grade of elementary school, the biology teacher organized us to raise chickens on the roof of the school, and put an incubator in the laboratory for egg incubation. Someone was on duty every day and was responsible for writing the observation diary of hatching.One day, one of the first batch of eggs finally broke its shell. After hearing the news, everyone flocked to the laboratory and gathered around the incubator to probe their brains.

I saw the first cracked egg "crack" another crack, and then "chuckle", a green head of melon seeds emerged from the shell, and everyone was confused for a moment—that little head of melon seeds With a sharp beak and fangs, and a shiny green pimple skin, how could a fluffy yellow-feathered chick be half as cute!

Under everyone's stunned gaze, the thing broke out of its shell, and at the same time, the other two eggs also broke open one after another. There were still no fluffy chicken balls, and there was still a green, sharp-beaked head... I don't know why. Whoever yelled "snake", a group of little kids screamed and exploded into a pot!

I was there at that time. I didn't know what it was at the time, but when I grew up, I naturally recognized that it was a little crocodile.But at that time, I was still young, and a group of small crocodiles came out of the incubator. That scene was not to mention how intrusive!I was just about to turn around and join the screaming and fleeing army, when I suddenly saw the only retrograde figure in the crowd, it was the heroic Wen Xiaohua like Nezha!Holding an empty bento box, he rushed forward to open the incubator, happily took out the three crawling little monsters and put them into his bento box...

Yes, Wen Xiaohua replaced the eggs with crocodile eggs that he did not know where to find, and put them in an incubator to hatch.You asked about the whereabouts of those eggs, of course they were eaten by Wen Xiaohua!He ate two eggs a day during that time I would say?

The Crab Legion loves to talk about this past, and I have more than a few dark memories of it.Didn't Wen Xiaohua eat two eggs every day during those days, and it's easy to be indigestible if you eat two eggs every day, so there was one time...

One morning on the way to school, I ran after Wen Xiaohua across the zebra crossing. When I ran onto the sidewalk, I accidentally fell. I took it away, I fell on a big horse, my legs were blue, I pouted my mouth, tried my best to hold back the pain and got up, when a figure stopped in front of me humming, I looked up and saw nothing. Believe my eyes, Wen Xiaohua, who thought she had already run away like the wind, stood in front of me with a small black schoolbag on her back, and handed me a soft-boiled egg that had been peeled.

I looked up at Wen Xiaohua hiccupping, smiling brightly and kindly, and remembered the scene when he read the eye chart to me that day, that feeling, like when you were unlucky, God suddenly sent you an angel ...

It wasn't until two weeks later, when I witnessed Wen Xiaohua taking out the little crocodiles, that I realized in horror what I had eaten that day!The culprit who murdered the cute chick turned out to be me!

God knows how much I look forward to seeing the chicks hatch. I always go to the laboratory when I have free time, look at the incubator, and once met Wen Xiaohua outside the door.Wen Xiaohua was carrying a very heavy schoolbag at the time. He must have swapped the eggs and crocodile eggs at that time. I thought Wen Xiaohua was also here to visit the little eggs. Why was I so naive? Son of a bitch!

"I really want to see the day when the chicks hatch!" That day I stood beside Wen Xiaohua, staring at the incubator, and said happily.Standing with Wen Xiaohua guarding the incubator, like mother chicken and father chicken gazing lovingly at a group of chicks that are about to be born.

"Yeah, I really want to see them hatch and crawl around~" Wen Xiaohua leaned closer to the incubator, fascinated.

Fortunately, I still thought he was innocent at that time!

Later, Wen Xiaohua waved to me and left first. I was still observing the incubator and writing my observation diary. After a while, Wen Xiaohua poked her head in from the door again: "Help me take good care of them!"

At that time, I gave a very energetic "hmm", as if I had made a big promise.

From that day on, I would look at the eggs every day, no matter whether it was on duty or not. Looking at them like this every day, I was very familiar with the edges and corners of these eggs, as if I laid them all, but I didn't expect...

It happened to be my turn to be on duty that day. When I saw a crack in the egg, I was so excited that I put down my pen and ran to Wen Xiaohua's classroom.

"Wen Fan! It's going to hatch!" I stood at the door of his classroom, out of breath.

Wen Fan quickly stood up from behind the desk, took out an empty lunch box from the desk, and ran out with me.

How stupid I was to think that the bento box contained rice for feeding chickens... how could I have thought that what I had been taking care of was actually a group of little monsters crawling around...

When I thought of the way Wen Xiaohua handed me the egg that day, and the way she burped in a refreshed manner, and the way the little monsters crawled around in the incubator for fear of chaos, I was about to cry!In the observation diary, I scolded Wen Xiaohua for a week.Monday is Wen Xiaohua, you are not a thing!Tuesday is Wen Xiaohua, you are sorry for me!Wednesday is Wen Xiaohua Why did you give me that egg to force me to become an accomplice!Thursday is Wen Xiaohua, how can you trick me into helping you take care of the monster eggs!Friday is Wen Xiaohua I never want to see you again!Saturday is Wen Xiaohua, you pay me a chick!Sunday is a day off and no diary writing, we will talk about Wen Xiaohua tomorrow!In short, every day is not heavy...

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