Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

I went home after school. My parents have to work overtime tonight. There was a note on the refrigerator asking me to heat up the dishes. I saw that there were still two dishes and braised pork in the refrigerator, so I took them out. pot, heat up the rice and put it in a bento box.

Carrying the bento, I came upstairs to the door of Wen Xiaohua's house. Feeling the surge in my heart, I tried my best to squeeze out a disgusted expression and rang the doorbell.There was a sudden "bang" sound from behind the door, and Wen Xiaohua in the room asked sharply like a squirrel whose foot was hit, "Who!"

I cleared my throat and said it was me, Wei Tian.

The room was quiet for two or three seconds, and then there was another ping-pong sound. After a long time, the door finally opened, and Wen Xiaohua poked her head out like a thief. I saw that he was sweating profusely, with an abnormal look on his face Blushing, it seems that he is really sick.

"...are you okay?" I asked.

Wen Xiaohua wiped off her sweat: "Why did you come so fast? Didn't you say you want to go home first?" When he said this, he kept blocking the door, awkwardly preventing me from entering.

If it weren't for Wen Xiaohua who is still a pure and innocent young man, it would be the sight of her husband coming back from a business trip early and catching a rape in bed.I mentioned the lunch box in my hand: "I brought you dinner."

Wen Xiaohua's hand holding the door was already under the bento box in the blink of an eye: "There is also braised pork, I just heard that braised pork is being cooked downstairs, we really have a good understanding~"

This is the braised pork downstairs.I didn't flirt with him, Wen Xiaohua was happily holding the braised pork, but the door opened behind him with a "squeak", and there was no upgraded version of the door response robot in the entrance, but the scene in front of me was enough to make me dumbfounded .

If Wen Xiaohua was a dog, then his den must be a fighting den among dog dens!The huge living room is as messy as a sea of ​​garbage, with snack packaging bags, blueprints, manuals, hardware tools, and strange mechanical parts scattered around. There is a notebook on the coffee table. A sweeping robot that has to be gutted!

The sweeping robot couldn't do the work anymore, so Wen Xiaohua had to come by herself. In the living room, there was a mop leaning against the floor. The floor was half wet and half dry. The snack packaging bags were stuffed into the wastebasket. The bags have now unfolded one after another, the top bag of Lay's potato chips made a "pop" sound, and now, the puffed food bags are pouring out of the wastebasket like inflated whites.

Wen Xiaohua brushed the things piled up on the sofa to the side, and beckoned me to sit down, and I sat down uncomfortably amidst the sound of two pliers hitting the ground.

Wen Xiaohua stood in the middle of the living room and looked around awkwardly, he knew he was embarrassed.

"You... How long have your parents been away?" After only one sentence, another object fell down on the sofa.People with a weak heart must not come to Wen Xiaohua's house, I thought to myself, who knows if he has the parts to disassemble the chandelier!

"It's been more than a week." Wen Xiaohua poured me a glass of water, and when I was about to take it, he quickly put it away in his arms, and asked me with a blushing face, "I burned it the day before yesterday, do you want to drink it?"

"..."

2 minutes later, I was depressingly boiling water in the kitchen.

When I plugged in the electric kettle I found in the "garbage" in the living room with great difficulty, Wen Xiaohua was squatting beside the sofa, crumpling his bags of puffed food into small balls and stuffing them into the trash can. Pay attention (actually, I'm paying attention!), stomp hard into the wastebasket twice.

You can toss the house like this in a week. If your parents leave for a month, can you build a rocket launch pad and go to the sky?Wen Xiaohua, thank you for not being a girl. If you were a girl, who would dare to marry you in the future?

I poured two cups of water for myself and Wen Xiaohua out of nowhere, Wen Xiaohua took the water, kicked the innocent wastebasket behind the sofa secretly, and asked me: "Why are you here so fast? "

I feel that the truth of "I will live downstairs from you" should be said slowly, lest his reaction anger me.I put the water glass aside, stepped over the screwdriver and iron tongs on the ground, picked up the mop lying in front of the TV wall, and turned to Wen Xiaohua and said, "In my pocket is the medicine I bought for you. You eat first, then take the medicine, and then Go to bed and lie down, and I'll do the cleaning."

"How about that, it's your first time visiting my house!"

But I have a cleanliness!Let me stay in such a kennel, I can't stay longer, even if there is one of you in the kennel!

I was mopping the floor, and Wen Xiaohua was right behind me, saying that she wanted to clean up the house, and I asked, can you let me in? Hey, after all, you've been beaten... Looking up and seeing the reflection of my rich gold glasses, he swallowed that catchphrase again, saying that it's reasonable, how can I give way behind you...

I pointed to the places that had been mopped up on the ground, and said that you should not step on these places. Wen Xiaohua looked down, pocketed the parts in her arms to her chest, and said with her chest up, don't step on them.I nodded in satisfaction, and turned around with the mop in hand.

After 10 minutes, I polished the floors around the living room to be as bright as a mirror, leaving only a rectangular area in the middle, which I took care of slowly.

Wen Xiaohua was blocked by me outside the rectangle, and to be precise, she was trapped in front of the bedroom door and couldn't move an inch.Holding a pile of parts and a broken robot vacuum cleaner, he looked at me in the center of the rectangle in admiration, swaying freely.

Seeing that he couldn't come, he had no choice but to return to the bedroom listlessly, spread the sundries in his arms on the desk, and unhappily opened the lunch box to eat.

I was cleaning the mop in the bathroom, and Wen Xiaohua held an empty lunch box at the bedroom door and yelled at me: "Wei Tian, ​​I'm done eating!"

"Take the medicine after you finish eating!" I turned back to him without looking back.

Wen Xiaohua let out an "oh" and asked again, "When can I step on this place?"

I turned around and saw his feet ready to move: "At least 10 minutes!"

Wen Xiaohua put her feet back sleepily, and after a while, he stood at the door of the bedroom holding up the medicine box: "Wei Tian, ​​I've also finished my medicine!"

"Then you lie on the bed and take your temperature!" I sweated and chatted with him while mopping the floor, "Don't you clean the house when your parents are away?"

"There is a sweeping robot." Wen Xiaohua squatted at the door of the bedroom, staring at the floor and waiting.

"What happened to the robot?" I asked.

"It's okay, I just want to modify it to increase the speed and make it smarter."

It’s really ideal, this sweeping robot can’t satisfy you, you want a RoboCop, right? Well, that’s not right, I looked at the sweeping robot on the desk that had been disemboweled by him and added four mechanical legs. The machine bastard who went to the sky and entered the earth!

Wen Xiaohua squatted on the ground, looked at the ceiling and felt emotional: "It's better when I was a child, Zhang Long and the others helped me clean up..."

"They even help you with this?" I was shocked, you are really convincing!

"It doesn't count as helping me. At that time they played the game of the emperor's concubine with me. I won every time. I was the emperor every time. Of course they could only obey the emperor's orders." Wen Xiaohua said brazenly Then, he wiped the floor with his fingers, but it wasn't dry yet.

I get it, and then you played the game of marrying a daughter-in-law, and you still won every time, so the daughters-in-law had to keep cleaning for you.I imagined Wen Xiaohua Guduo yelling "Zhang Long Zhao Fu Liu Dou Ma Mian, do you want to come up to play?" It means that the house is messed up and needs to be cleaned up.

This guy really needs to be taken care of!

I was very dissatisfied with Wen Xiaohua's conduct, so I washed the mop in the bathroom until it made a "squeaky" sound, Wen Xiaohua leaned against the door of the bathroom with folded arms: "But now I clean it myself, and I don't ask them to help me." Busy, you are the first one to rush to help me clean the house after graduating from elementary school."

I wondered what was wrong with this statement, wait, doesn't this mean that I am rushing to be your daughter-in-law?It's still the Nth term!

I turned the mop vigorously, and Wen Xiaohua slipped back into the bedroom knowingly, while muttering "It's been 10 minutes" in a low voice, she climbed into bed, covered the quilt, put the towel on her forehead, and put the towel on her forehead again. Put the thermometer in your mouth.

Wen Xiaohua completely calmed down, and the doghouse-like living room was finally cleaned up.When I came out of the bathroom, I noticed that there was a huge aquarium in the living room. I walked over to see what kind of monster fish Wen Xiaohua had kept, but I yelled like Pavarotti in the next second.

Wen Xiaohua pulled out the thermometer from her mouth, threw the towel on her forehead and came to my side.I stared at the two thick-wristed snakes in the aquarium, one white and one yellow, and I was speechless.

"Oh, this is the Dabai and Huangduanzi I told you before," Wen Xiaohua walked to the aquarium and generously introduced to me, "Dabai is a California king snake, and Huangduanzi is a Burmese snake~~" He turned his head He looked at me, startled, "Wei Tian? Wei Tian, ​​are you okay?"

I don't want to be so embarrassing, but I'm most afraid of snakes. Snakes, earthworms, caterpillars, anything that can move, I have a bad cold!

"They're not that scary, they don't bite and they're not poisonous." Wen Xiaohua stretched her two arms in, stirred it, stirred Dabai on her left hand, hung Huang Duanzi on her right hand, and showed me that they are just like Two cooked spaghetti are equally harmless, "If you don't feel comfortable looking at them, just think they have four extra legs, aren't they just like Zong Sijun?"

I glared at Wen Xiaohua who was not taking it seriously hahaha, and said seriously, if I grow another pair of horns, will I become a little white dragon?

Wen Xiaohua laughed out loud when she heard the words, she smiled and saw that I didn't smile at all, and couldn't laugh anymore, she silently put the two pieces of spaghetti back into the pot.

In order to take care of me as a guest, Wen Xiaohua had to temporarily cover the aquarium with a plastic sheet.

Wen Xiaohua said that she was much better after taking the medicine, so I chatted with him in the room.

Walking into Wen Xiaohua's bedroom is like walking into a jungle. The bookshelves are full of large and small glass boxes, all of which are close relatives of the Eighth Prince!There is also a basket hanging on the wall beside the bed. It seems that it was secretly transferred from behind the door while Mother Wen was away from home.Hanging it behind the door, Wen Xiaohua can only cast in the bedroom, how boring it is, hang it on the wall beside the bed, and then push the bed aside, Wen Xiaohua can take the ball like Rukawa Kaede and shuttle in the living room, dining room, Aisle, dodge the dense defense of hardware tools and puffed food bags, and finally slash into his bedroom, and have a cool slam dunk!

After pouring, you can fall into bed and sleep, and then hang a pizza around his neck, then this day is perfect.

Chatting with Wen Xiaohua, I had to face the princes who were full of bookcases, my calves were trembling, I could only pretend to be chatting while looking down at Wen Xiaohua's collection of books, I accidentally pulled out a copy of "Slam Dunk", and An envelope suddenly fell out of the pages.

It was a pink envelope with beautiful handwriting on it, and it was written by a girl at first glance. Just as I realized what it might be, Wen Xiaohua picked up the envelope before me, and patted the dust on it. , Re-clamped into the book and put it back on the shelf.

I'm not surprised that Wen Xiaohua would receive a love letter from a girl. After all, most girls don't understand his nature and mistake him for a flower, but I didn't expect that such a carefree and cynical Wen Xiaohua would cherish girls Love letter, and only this one is treasured and kept in his favorite "Slam Dunk" comics, which is enough to show how much he values ​​it.

Suddenly, I felt that the princes of this bookcase were not scary anymore. They looked down at me with pity on the tall bookcase, as if saying, look, this fellow is so pitiful...