Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

I was held down by Wen Xiaohua and fell asleep for a while, when I heard a "click" in a trance, my eyelids moved and were about to open, and then Wen Xiaohua's hypnotic voice sounded in my ears: "Shh, it's okay, it's okay , everything is safe! Wei Tian, ​​you continue to sleep~~"

He also hummed a lyrical version of "Wewillrockyou" to me, and I fell asleep gratefully.When it was dawn, I opened my eyes, and as soon as I turned my head, Wen Xiaohua was squatting beside my bed, with the word "counseling" written all over her face.

I didn't understand his mournful expression, I got up and reached for the rich gold glasses on the bedside table, and asked, "Why are you squatting here?"

I didn't touch the glasses, Wen Xiaohua handed them to me.

"Thank you." I took the glasses and put them on, and then I saw a broken Wen Xiaohua.

After taking off the glasses, I found that the lenses had broken into eight large pieces, which were forcibly glued together with 502!Suddenly, a horrifying scene of Dabai and Huang Duanzi playing tug-of-war with my rich gold appeared in my mind: "Is it Dabai or Huang Duanzi?!"

Wen Xiaohua: "Dirty jokes!"

I put on my broken glasses again, glanced at the two snakes in the aquarium, which were as quiet as chickens, and at Wen Xiaohua, who was rolling her Adam's apple, and realized——what dirty jokes, it must be you!

***

The breakfast bought from KFC is placed on the dining table in the living room, which is full of beautiful things.Wen Xiaohua's wallet was also placed on the dining table, and I opened Wen Xiaohua's wallet while he was not paying attention, and sure enough, there was only a steel coin left in it.The living expenses left by his mother were all spent on this extravagant breakfast... It seems that I will support him for the next week, and I close my wallet like iron and steel.

I have basically grasped what happened. The nearest KFC is one block away from our community. Wen Xiaohua must have set an alarm on her phone that vibrates before dawn.The mobile phone kept shaking Wen Xiaohua's head under the pillow, shaking Wen Xiaohua out of bed, my glasses accidentally fell to the ground, and Wen Xiaohua crushed her.

When Wen Xiaohua sat down on my glasses, one leg was probably still on the bed.

Looking at the mist at dawn in front of the window sill, and sighing why she was so miserable, Wen Xiaohua went out to buy breakfast with a strong prayer of "I hope Wei Tian is a big foodie", maybe thinking that KFC's Chinese and Western breakfast I can forget my anger after buying it over and over again.

On the way back from riding Hot Wheels, Wen Xiaohua passed the hardware store that had just opened, and 10 seconds later, with the sound of falling steel, Wen Xiaohua rushed out of the hardware store with a tube of 502, and when she opened the door at a speed of 502 meters Seeing that I hadn't gotten up yet, this miserable version of Rukawa Feng threw the key and knelt on the ground panting.Next, Wen Xiaohua glued my lens with [-] quickly with the rigor of a scientist and the efficiency of a genius. Needless to say, this guy squatted beside my bed with his face in his hands, waiting for me to wake up. .

While eating the fried dough sticks, sliced ​​fried eggs, and cold coffee that Wen Xiaohua handed me, I calmly completed the above reasoning.

Wen Xiaohua uncovered the egg porridge and handed it to me: "Let's get a new pair of glasses."

I said no, I still have a spare pair at home anyway.

"How can I do that?" Wen Xiaohua insisted, "I made your glasses... My dirty jokes broke them, and it's only natural for me to compensate you, and the old ones don't look good, and the prescription must be wrong." He said. Put the bacon in the sandwich, handed it to me, and asked eagerly, "Wei Tian, ​​do you have money?"

"Huh?" I looked up.

"Can you lend me the money to buy your glasses first, and I'll give it to you later?"

I looked at the sandwich in his hand, alas, it's all like this, can I not follow him?

Although the glasses are broken and I'm not a foodie, it's the second time for him to get up early for me. It's not easy for a squirrel who is a pig, isn't it?

I took the sandwich and stuffed it into my mouth, chewed and said, "It's delicious!"

***

I was still clearing the dining table, Wen Xiaohua was already changing clothes and getting ready to go out.When he went out to buy breakfast, he only put on a coat over his pajamas. I looked up and saw that he had already stripped off his upper body. Suddenly, I saw his bare back. In an instant, my myopia of [-] degrees seemed to be healed, and the roots of my ears were hot. It's too bad.Wen Xiaohua's good skin is really deceptive, especially under my myopia filter, the back looks like it was drawn by a cartoonist, and a layer of celluloid was also applied.

I coughed and went out to throw out the trash. Over there, Wen Xiaohua had already started to take off her pants, and when she took off her pajama pants, she revealed a round basketball on the buttocks of her underwear!

There is also a line of "RUKAWAKAEDE" printed on the basketball underwear. I am also drunk. I bet he has a dozen of these underwear in his closet.

Wen Xiaohua changed into his spare Rukawa Kaede coat, walked out and picked up the keys on the table, then picked up the wallet, opened the wallet and shook out the steel coin, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, turned to me and smiled: " In case it’s only a dollar short, be prepared~”

I was a little hesitant to put on the tortoiseshell glasses from the frame to the lenses, Wen Xiaohua put the glasses on the table, pulled me and walked out the door: "Don't wear them, it's a waste of effort! "

When I went out, I looked at Wen Xiaohua's hazy back, envious and a little regretful, alas, Wen Xiaohua has grown up, she is taller than me and has longer legs, my dream of marrying him as a daughter-in-law should really come to an end It's over.

***

Wen Xiaohua insisted on holding my hand along the way, being held by someone like this was like a mother, this is the second thing, when Wen Xiaohua took my hand, turned around and asked the passengers waiting at the station where the station in the opposite direction was , I felt like I was leading a big dog, a purebred Alaskan!It stretched its neck to smell shit and urine, and I almost couldn't hold it back!

"It's inconvenient to lead. You go ahead, and I'll just follow you." I said.

"Aren't you highly myopic?" Wen Xiaohua suddenly poked her face in front of me, "I'm just a color block in your eyes, aren't you afraid of losing me?"

Although I am highly myopic, I can still see his eyes clearly when he is so close, as if they were wiped out from a blurred filter, they are bright and clean.Alas, it is also a beautiful color block. "Don't worry, you are a different color block." I said.

Wen Xiaohua smiled, then poked her face back again, and let go of my hand: "Call me if you can't see me!"

I would lose him from time to time when I followed him, Wen Xiaohua always likes to weave through the crowd, like a restless soul at any time.

My grandmother who kept a dog when I was a child often told me: "If it gets lost, you don't have to look for it, just stay where you are, and make sure it will come back by itself later." He just stands there and looks around, and within ten seconds, he will see a tall figure folded and folded in the crowd, and it will be worn back for you as it is.Wen Xiaohua raised her hand to greet me: "Wei Tian, ​​I'm here!" Then he rushed towards me, and I would raise my hand with a smile and wave to the enthusiastic guide dog Xiaohua.

Walking to the underground passage, Wen Xiaohua turned her head and said, "Let me lead you."

"No, I'm holding on to the handrail, so it's fine to walk slowly." Two big boys holding hands going down the stairs are not only sissies, they have to be sissy nuclear bombs!

If you are highly myopic, you must be careful when going down the steps. Going down the steps is no better than going up the steps.I held on to the handrails and walked down, but suddenly someone rushed down from behind and bumped into my back. I couldn't see where I was going, so I staggered and almost fell!

When Wen Xiaohua turned around, I was already standing still.Wen Xiaohua came back with an angry expression, and couldn't help but grab my hand: "Follow me!"

I don't know if the girls around me are looking at us, I am very embarrassed, but also very touched, watching Wen Xiaohua holding my hand, lowering my head to remind me to be careful.

"... There are three more steps, one, two, three. That's it."

Wen Xiaohua's voice was very calm. As I stepped down the last step, a voice in my heart couldn't help saying, just don't wear glasses for the rest of your life!

Wen Xiaohua didn't go any further, she stood at the bottom of the stairs holding my hand.

"What's wrong?" I felt like he was looking at me.

"...No," Wen Xiaohua wiped her nose and said after a while, "You don't wear glasses...you look a little different."

His tone sounded embarrassing. I don't know why he said that. Is it strange that I don't wear glasses?Why does this tone sound like finding a frog in the middle of the night, taking it home and looking at it at dawn the next day, only to see that it is a toad?

"Wearing glasses for a long time will deform your eyes..." I said.

"That's not what it means, your eyes are not deformed, they are fine." Wen Xiaohua poked her face in front of my eyes, assuring me.

I said to myself that you have never seen me without glasses before, how do you know that I am fine?

"Wei Tian," Wen Xiaohua asked suddenly, "Have I met you before?"

I was startled, has this wolf-hearted flower finally remembered? !I don't know how to respond to this excitement. If I admit it, what will Wen Xiaohua think of me?

I was in a dilemma, Wen Xiaohua laughed to herself: "What am I talking about, we are classmates!"

I looked at the face he poked back, and I didn't know whether it was relief or regret.