Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

After practicing day and night like this, it finally came to the day of the team assessment.

Wen Xiaohua accompanied me to the basketball hall, where the basketball team usually trains.Along the way, he blablabla told me a lot, including the situation that should be paid attention to during the assessment and the complex components of this basketball team that he loves and hates.I've never seen him talk so much before, so I just said it's ok, I can recite it, Wen Xiaohua shut up.I just kept walking forward, but my heart was still a little flustered. After walking for a while, I asked him, "Do you think I can do it at this level?"

No one answered back, I looked back and saw Wen Xiaohua standing more than 20 meters behind me, slowly waving at me.

It's as if I'm going to set sail on that basketball court, what do you mean?

I went back all the way with a headache, Wen Xiaohua looked at me in surprise: "Why are you back again?"

I said why are you standing still and don't go away, and I said to myself that I told you not to make noise, not to let you stay here, why are you angry?

Wen Xiaohua looked at the basketball hall and said, "I'm not going, I'm no longer a member of the basketball team."

If I handed him a small bench right now, he would definitely sit down and sigh with his face in his hands.

"Don't you want to go back?" I asked.

Wen Xiaohua pursed her mouth and whispered to me, "Xu Hanwen will kill me."

How come, rest assured that he still loves you, I thought to myself, and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, I'll go and talk to you, and wait here for my good news."

Wen Xiaohua suddenly stopped being sad, and shrugged: "It doesn't matter, I don't care about this bad basketball team." As he spoke, he found a stone bench outside the basketball hall and lay down on it, waved his hand smartly, and said, "I'm waiting for you." You, come on!

Don't look at him lying on the chair with his legs crossed, he looks leisurely and leisurely, but I know he is flustered, and his legs are so stiff.

***

I came to the basketball hall, took a deep breath, and solemnly opened the door.

A row of big-waisted buddies ran past my eyes.The basketball team was running around the field to warm up, but I didn't see Coach Xu, and the leader was a tall, short-cut guy.

The members of the basketball team are all tall and big, and they are two heavens with Wen Xiaohua. It is no wonder that Wen Xiaohua truly feels that he is Rukawa Kaede. I think he gets up every morning and puts on that Xiangbei jersey , Standing in front of the mirror, I'm probably intoxicated...

The players ran around the field for two laps, and I caught a boy who seemed to be out of breath, wearing glasses like me, and seemed to be more talkative, and asked him where was Coach Xu.

The boy wiped his sweat: "Why are you looking for a coach?"

I saw that several people in the team were already looking towards this side, turned their heads and whispered to the man with glasses guiltily: "I'm here to apply to join the basketball team."

The boy with glasses pushed my glasses and looked me up and down before turning around and shouting, "Coach!"

Then I saw Xu Hanwen limping over from under the basketball hoop with a cane.

Our eyes were wide-eyed, and finally our eyes were all focused on his temporarily moth-like feet.Xu Hanwen was worried, now he can't personally assess me, and the team members who happened to be running have also finished running. At this time, I heard someone suggest: "Coach, according to the rules, you can ask the official team members to assess him for you~"

This person is the leader of the board position, and I can't deal with that expression at first sight.The big guys on the basketball team whispered to him, probably laughing at me for being a nerd who dared to join the basketball team.Wearing glasses doesn't mean you're a nerd, okay? Have you ever seen a nerd wearing such gay purple glasses?

Xu Hanwen was in a dilemma. The boy who spoke took the initiative to come out to invite Ying. I was in a bad mood. This guy exuded the aura of "I'm going to die for a nerd". At this moment, a loud loud sound suddenly sounded in the huge basketball hall the sound of:

"Report to the coach! Ask me to evaluate new players on your behalf!"

I turned around in shock, Wen Xiaohua didn't know when he was included in the line, and stood at the end of the line with his head held high like a javelin. "'s terrified expression.

The leading boy was unhappy: "Wen Fan, haven't you quit the team already? There's nothing wrong with you here, right?"

Wen Xiaohua looked at Xu Hanwen, her eyes seemed to be looking at Coach Anxi affectionately: "Coach, I want to play basketball."

The boys all burst into laughter, and the leading boy said, Oh, this doesn't seem to be Rukawa Kaede's lines?

"... Teacher Xu, is it okay?" Wen Xiaohua ignored their ridicule.

Wen Xiaohua and Xu Hanwen, you stared at me, and I stared at you, as if there was no one else around.The leading boy and the others couldn't laugh anymore, they must be going crazy in their hearts, "Fuck, these two are possessed by Mitsui Hisashi and Coach Anzai!"

As soon as Xu Hanwen agreed that Wen Xiaohua would be in charge of assessing me, the audience booed, and I accepted the baptism that everyone despised with a smile.

Wen Xiaohua pretended not to hear, picked up a basketball, put on a cold face and asked me: "Student Wei Tian, ​​are you ready?"

"Wen Fan, do you even know his name?" The leading boy stubbornly found fault.

Wen Xiaohua answered him with the back of her head: "Please, he's my classmate, how stupid do I have to be to not know the name of my classmate?" Just after finishing speaking, he sneezed twice, but he obviously didn't know the two sneezes How did it come about, after sneezing, he still has a face that is business-like and not favoritism.

"Coach, they are in the same class, we can't let Wen Fan take the test, he will let you down!" the leading man protested to Xu Hanwen.

"Even if I release water, I'm better than some people holding their urine," Wen Xiaohua covered her mouth after finishing speaking, "Oh, I'm sorry to say what's on my mind..."

"Wen Fan!" The leading man exploded with anger.

Wen Xiaohua turned her head with a "hey" and smiled: "Student, what else do you want? Do you want to try my 1on1 with you?"

I hurriedly dragged Wen Xiaohua away, and when I dragged him away, he didn't forget to throw a few contemptuous glances at the lead man. If I didn't drag him away, the two of them would have to fight.

...Sooner or later there will be a fight.

***

About 10 minutes later, Wen Xiaohua reported to Xu Hanwen about my assessment, she praised me with a blank expression, and said in front of so many people, "I think this student has a solid foundation and there is room for improvement." Big", Xu Hanwen replied: "Okay, approved to join the team!" Then he lowered his head and wrote on the roster, "It's Wei Tian, ​​right..." "Coach, you made a mistake," Wen Xiaohua pointed to the notebook and corrected, " It’s Wei from Wei and Jin.” “Oh, oh, it’s Wei, what a surname, welcome to the basketball team!” Xu Hanwen closed the roster, and Wen Xiaohua applauded loudly.

In this way, the two of them sang the duo and added my name to the basketball team's player book.

The leading man shouted over there: "It's so noisy!"

Wen Xiaohua clapped even louder, and raised her hands above her head for a beat.

Both Xu Hanwen and I broke out in embarrassing sweat.

***

I joined the basketball team in such a daze, but the plan didn't go very well.Now Wen Xiaohua is willing to come back to play basketball, but instead of improving her relationship with her teammates, she has become more anxious.

The basketball team usually trains in pairs, and at this time, Wen Xiaohua and I are naturally in the same group.In sit-ups we press each other's feet, in push-ups we sit on each other's backs.When I was doing push-ups for the first time, Wen Xiaohua hung her buttocks on my back, and I turned my head and said to him, don't worry, I'm not that useless.Wen Xiaohua frowned, her muscles trembling like a constipated husky, but she still shook her head firmly.

"You sit down and I won't fold it again." I advised him.

When Xu Hanwen, who was patrolling, walked away, Wen Xiaohua muttered in a low voice: "That's hard to say, you've been knocked unconscious by a football..."

I:"……"

Wen Xiaohua blushed, and said desperately: "It's okay, you just think I'm practicing squatting!"

Generally speaking, my life in the basketball team is pretty good, and I can see Wen Xiaohua bouncing around or blushing heroically every day.Gradually, I also realized that I had misunderstood Wen Xiaohua all along. He could control half of the basketball team by himself, and I was even more powerful, and it was no problem to control the entire basketball team. Every day in the basketball team is nourishing. Needless to say, there is no pitiful appearance of being rejected and bullied.On the other hand, Wu Chen, the center, watched Wen Xiaohua dangle lifelessly in front of his eyes every day, and the more he looked, the more he looked like a doormat.

But this moist day did not last long.

Near the end of the period, the basketball team's first-choice players were called to the principal's office.

The principal of our school is a returnee doctor from a prestigious school. He is handsome at a young age, but he is narrow-minded. In order to compete with the No. [-] Middle School in this city, he has tossed the teachers and students of the school in private.If the Minister of Education named and praised the [-]th High School by name at the conference and our [-]th High School was not included, it is said that the principal would be able to pinch the pen holder in two with a smile.

The principal's posture today may have been angered at another conference. It seemed that he was here to ask the teacher for a crime. He put a stack of report cards on the desk and said calmly: "Look at what you did last month. test scores."

The principal is not easy to mess with. All four team members bowed their heads and couldn't lift up. Only Wen Xiaohua stood aside, looking around with her chin raised, scratching her earlobe for a while, rubbing her nose for a while, as if it had nothing to do with her, Just humming.

Xu Hanwen repeatedly assured the principal that their grades would improve. Originally, the principal would have forgotten him if he hadn't spoken. This opening undoubtedly put him on the target.

"And you, Teacher Xu," the principal turned to Xu Hanwen, "how many times have you told me this, I sometimes dream of you assuring me that their grades will get better, assuring me that they Will go abroad for further studies to win glory for our school..."

"I have no guarantee for the latter!" Xu Hanwen quickly clarified.

The principal gave him a white look: "Did you say there is any difference if you didn't say it? Anyway, it will never come true. I don't mind if you make a few more guarantees. It's a blank check. It won't be cashed anyway."

The principal's venomous tongue and eloquence forced Coach Xu, who had developed limbs and a weak mind, to be as quiet as a chicken.

"Coach Xu, please answer me, why are the basketball team members of other schools all excellent in character and learning, while our school team has to be like this?"

Xu Hanwen wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The principal glanced at everyone present: "Don't you guys like to watch "Slam Dunk"? I happened to watch it yesterday, so let's follow the rules in the comics. If you can't pass the monthly exam this time, then Don’t even think about going to a ball game again.”

The four of them raised their heads and opened their eyes wide in unison, when there was a sudden "bang" on the desk, Wen Xiaohua couldn't stand anymore, she slapped her hands on the desk, and asked nervously: "I can't play basketball anymore?! "

The principal seemed to have noticed Wen Xiaohua's existence only now: "Wen Fan? Are you also on the basketball team?"

Only then did Wen Xiaohua quickly take two steps closer to her teammates, nodding repeatedly.

The principal patted Wen Xiaohua on the shoulder and put a tennis cap on his head: "Let's play tennis instead."

Finished talking and left.

After all, it's a basketball team, and everyone wins and loses. When they were scolded, those of us who were sitting on the bench were watching outside the office. The principal came out and gave us a handsome and sinister smile. Inside and outside the office There was a dead silence.

Wen Xiaohua threw herself on the principal's desk, and frantically flipped through the test scores of her four teammates. After reading it, she pinched the report card and looked desperate: "What kind of shit is this! Even if I use the tailbone test, I can do better than you guys. !"

Wu Chen blushed and grabbed his report card: "How I do in the exam is none of your business?!"

Wen Xiaohua's whole body was about to explode, and Rukawa Kaede's hairstyle instantly exploded into a sea urchin: "If you fail the exam, I won't be able to play basketball!"

Wu Chen snorted, "Then go play tennis by yourself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Xiaohua threw the tennis cap in his face: "I want to hit you."

Wu Chen rolled up his sleeves angrily: "Okay, beat me to accompany you!"

Let me just say, sooner or later!