After my suggestion, Wen Xiaohua observed a few more classes, boasting that she had achieved great results. After school the next day, he carried a small blackboard, hummed to the basketball hall, and borrowed the small blackboard from the art classroom. Putting it on the easel of my life, I started the first blackboard writing career in my life.

As usual, I came over to take a peek. Wen Xiaohua's writing on the blackboard was as fast as a professional chess player's replaying a game. If you didn't pay attention, you would think someone had pressed fast forward. Writing at this speed, Wu Chen and others would naturally be confused.

Wen Xiaohua was also in a daze. He wiped the writing on the blackboard over and over again, expanded the steps, and imitated Mr. Mu to write and read slowly. However, Wu Chen and the three still had three dazed faces, as if they had been pressed to pause. , no progress at all.Wen Xiaohua was impatient, and poked on the blackboard with chalk: "Here, here, here! The key steps are written so clearly, why can't I understand?!"

Unable to lose face, Wu Chen snorted, "Why are you so fierce? Who can understand your bad handwriting?"

I thought I was going to finish, although I also agreed that Wen Xiaohua's words were crawled out by ants, but I never said that in front of him.In Wen Xiaohua's own setting, his writing is perfect!When he was in elementary school, he imitated idol stars and wrote his name so that ghosts couldn’t read it. I remember that the door panels of the men’s toilet cubicles in the school were all his signatures that were less than 1.4 meters high. At that time, even Ma Mian’s parents The names are all signed by Wen Xiaohua Yubi, how can he bear this kind of insult!

Wen Xiaohua stood next to her rotten handwriting, as if someone had sprinkled a kilogram of salt on her face.Dazed for a while, a blush rose from his neck, like a shrimp that was boiled quickly, he jumped up from the plate at the last moment: "Are you—"

Before the name of the animal was spoken, Wu Chen deftly raised his hand and typed the report: "Coach, he is swearing!"

Xu Hanwen rushed over with a cane, Wen Xiaohua turned her face faster than she turned a book, and instantly seemed innocent like a soy sauce: "What did I scold?"

"Are you trying to say a pig? Just look at your mouth shape!"

"Pig? Haha, what are you thinking?" Wen Xiaohua flung chalk and said boldly, "I never scold people when I curse at pigs. Pigs have brains. In my world, you can only be called Paramecium!"

Unexpectedly, Wu Chen didn't look very angry.

Wen Xiaohua stretched her neck to look at him: "Aren't you angry when I call you Paramecium?"

Wu Chen had an expression on why should I be angry.

Wen Xiaohua blinked: "Then call you a pig?"

Wu Chen flew to the textbook angrily!

Wen Xiaohua quickly raised the blackboard to block it, and hid behind the blackboard with an expression of "the world of mortals is so unreasonable".

At the end of this frivolous tutoring, the center student was finally satisfied, and said, let's talk and write on the blackboard, can't we?

Wen Xiaohua sent me a WeChat message without even looking back, saying that my research was fruitful, and the idiot finally understood.

My tutoring for the Crab Legion usually ends relatively early. It was originally agreed that whoever finishes first will go to the other party, but it turns out that I go to the basketball hall to pick up Wen Xiaohua almost every day.Every time I went to lead someone, Wen Xiaohua was busy talking, I stood at the door and listened carefully, and when he gained the upper hand, I called "Wen Fan", and Wen Xiaohua replied "Hey", Wu Chen, who was still angry, quickly grabbed his backpack and slung it over his shoulder, and ran out in two or three strokes.Complete victory!

It comes as soon as it is called, which is more efficient than summoning beasts.I think of when I was in elementary school, I wanted to talk to him, but I couldn’t find a chance to talk to him, but I couldn’t find a chance to call him by his name, and because the distance was too far, Wen Xiaohua looked back and looked, but couldn’t see me. .

But he will turn his head and ask the crab army: "Did I hear hallucinations?"

Zhang Long said: "My grandma said, it's a ghost calling you, and you can't turn back when you hear it."

Ma Mian asked nervously, what should I do if I turn around?

Zhang Long obviously didn't know, so he just made nonsense, saying that you should yell "the evil spirits will disperse"!

Ma Mian yelled "The evil spirits are scattered" for Wen Xiaohua! !

Wen Xiaohua laughed loudly and rubbed Ma Mian's head.

A sprinkler truck passed by, and the green light turned red. I, an evil spirit, was stopped behind the zebra crossing by the sound of "evil spirit retreating", holding the Luffy pendant that fell from Wen Xiaohua's schoolbag in my hand, watching them silently go far.

Times have changed, and the zebra crossing is still the same zebra crossing.For Wen Xiaohua, I am finally no longer an evil spirit, but a bosom friend whom he met suddenly after living for 17 years.How I wish I could be like him, and see him as a like-minded friend that I suddenly met in high school.My heart will also be unbalanced.

But if you really want to give me this opportunity to erase those eight years of evil spirits watching him grow up, I will refuse...

On the way home that day, I decided to do something important—tell Wen Xiaohua that I would live downstairs from him.Otherwise, every time we go downstairs, Wen Xiaohua would just say "See you tomorrow" and leave me alone outside the door, and go into the elevator by myself, it wouldn't be a problem.

"I have something to tell you," I said.

Unexpectedly, Wen Xiaohua also turned around, and we stood at the intersection of traffic lights, speaking in unison.Wen Xiaohua asked me to say first, when I saw the red light, there were less than ten seconds left, and said in one breath: "Actually, I live downstairs from your house."

After speaking, the green light turned on, and pedestrians filed past us. Wen Xiaohua blinked and asked me, "...what?"

"I just live downstairs. Let's go." With a straight face, I didn't dare to look up, and dragged Wen Xiaohua across the road.

Wen Xiaohua stared at me with her shoulders turned all the way, for a long while, she asked in disbelief, "Do you often make braised pork?"

"There is also twice-cooked pork." I said.

Wen Xiaohua stopped in her tracks, her eyes lit up, "My God, Wei Tian, ​​you really live downstairs from me!"

How long have you coveted my meat...

Along the way we repeated "Wei Tian, ​​you are not enough friends, why are you telling me now?" "What I wanted to say, I never found a chance." "Forget it, forgive you~"

A second ago, he said that he would not pursue it. After passing an intersection, this guy lost his memory, and asked again: "No, I still can't figure it out. Why are you telling me now?"

"Can you stop walking backwards?" I said.

In fact, I can see that he is happy, and only when he is happy will he not walk well.

For a moment, it seemed to be back to my childhood, when Wen Xiaohua Guduo participated in the marathon on behalf of the class, and won the first place, the school awarded a baseball cap, Wen Xiaohua was wearing a baseball cap, and on the way back, she bounced upside down like this, Unexpectedly, she bumped into Mother Wen's back. Mother Wen carried Wen Xiaohua's schoolbag and took Wen Xiaohua away like a dog. She taught Wen Xiaohua who was not walking well all the way, but it was useless. It was Wen Xiaohua's body, and I could see that Wen Xiaohua's soul was floating in the sky.

"Did you hear me?" Mother Wen gave Wen Xiaohua a brain.

The baseball cap fell down and covered most of Wen Xiaohua's face. The soulful Wen Xiaohua put the brim of the hat back on, her eyes sparkled, and said, Mom, I won the marathon champion!

Mother Wen was very happy, and said yes, I know, and I will cook you a delicious meal when I go back tonight.

Wen Xiaohua said what about the agreed bastard?

That little look is really sweet.

That night, Mother Wen brought a tortoise soup to Wen Xiaohua's dinner table. According to Zhang Long's later description, Wen Xiaohua's psychological shadow almost enveloped the entire building, and he didn't speak to anyone for a week after that.

One morning when it was drizzling, I saw him dragging his schoolbag and walking in front of him absent-mindedly, not even paying attention to the traffic lights. I was afraid that he would lose his mind, so I had no choice but to follow behind him.Wen Xiaohua didn't go on the way to school. He stopped on a bridge while he was walking. I stood on the opposite side of the bridge and saw him squatting down by the bridge. So silently staring at the river under the bridge.

I can imagine his mood, looking forward to the bastard for so long, not only did not develop it, but also accidentally ate it into his stomach, with Wen Xiaohua's delicious character, he might hold a bowl and say "delicious! Give me another bowl", he must regret not rushing into the kitchen to rescue that bastard earlier.

At that time, I stood behind the back of his rabbit squatting, thinking that when I grow up and have money, I must buy him a bastard.must.

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