Indecisive Survival Guide

"Are you new here? How come the transformation is so bad." A middle-aged man in a rough jacket looked at Monkey King without any fear, but there was a hint of disgust in his tone.

Monkey King was taken aback. If he hadn't been sure that the person in front of him was a monster, he would have thought it was a monster. Could it be that the person in front of him was used to seeing monsters? How long?"

"So that's it, what do you want to change?" The man suddenly realized that he was really a newcomer, and it was understandable that the transformation was not good.

"Change? How?" Sun Wukong grabbed his hand. It's so strange here, people are not afraid of monsters, but they still want to exchange things with monsters.

"Hey, haven't you read the village regulations engraved at the entrance of the village? That's all, you are new here and you may not know how to read, so if you want anything, I will give it to you." The middle-aged man was very generous. Said, it's pitiful to see this new little demon who doesn't know anything.

Sun Wukong, who was regarded as illiterate, returned to the gathering place in a daze, holding the fast food and water kindly given by the middle-aged man, and stuffing his favorite banana in his arms.

"Brother, you are back, old pig, I am going to starve to death." Seeing Monkey King coming back, Zhu Wuneng, who was lying listlessly on the ground, immediately regained his spirits, and hurriedly took the things in his hand, "Huahua Panzi , radish pickles, sweet potato porridge, the big brother is so generous in giving you meals. Huh? There is your favorite banana?"

Seeing the Banana Pig, Wu Neng immediately complained to Sun Wukong, "Master, look at the big brother who goes out to beg for money and only melts the fruit he likes to eat."

"Wuneng." Tang Seng took the sweet potato porridge handed over by Sand Monk, cast a reproachful look at Zhu Wuneng, and shook his head.

"Idiot, tell me a fruit I don't like!" Seeing Zhu Wuneng making trouble again, Monkey King grabbed his ear mercilessly.

"Pain! Pain! Pain!"

"My lord, today the little Lizi at the bottom of the mountain said that we should educate the newcomers again, don't even understand the village rules at the entrance of the village." Xiao Xuanfeng, who had just exchanged fresh alfalfa from the villagers, scratched his head in doubt. , their literacy training courses have been running very well.The new group of little monsters have completed literacy education, and are now undergoing induction training at Hutou Mountain, so they don't even know the village rules that are enlightenment textbooks.

Lu Qianqian, who was very confident in literacy education because his family knew about his family affairs, became alert instantly. The little monster must have come from somewhere and didn't know the rules and didn't come to Hutou Mountain to report and went straight into the village.Since this is an era where monsters appear frequently, Lu Qianqian decided to go down the mountain to check it out himself.

"Old Ancestor, you are here, this is my new little grandson, don't you think it's cute?"

A middle-aged strong man in his 40s carefully held the delicate baby in his hands, his eyes were full of love, he never thought that he would run into the old ancestor who was not easy to go down the mountain, just holding his grandson out to bask in the sun. It is very lucky.

Lu Qianqian took a careful look at the strong man in front of him, and pulled his long memory, "Bedwetting ghost, you are already a grandfather?! How about it, do you still be afraid of bedwetting after hearing ghost stories?"

The middle-aged strong man's hand holding the child froze. He never expected that it had been so long, and the ancestor of the nickname "bed-wetting ghost" still remembered, "Ancestor, save me some face in front of my grandson." Bar."

"Okay, give this to your grandson as a meeting gift."

Seeing the burly man making a pitiful and hot-eyed expression, Lu Qianqian mercifully let him go.She turned into a pair of scissors, cut off a piece of her hair, put it in the baby's arms, turned and left.The hair that was originally black silk turned into a fresh peach branch as soon as it reached the baby's arms. The middle-aged man saw Lu Qianqian's back and thanked him with gratitude.

Everyone in Taohua Village dreamed of owning a peach branch from the ancestor. He was terrified by the ghost story at the time, but the ancestor gave him a peach branch when he saw it.Now the peach branch that has been wrapped in pulp is still worn by him.

Lu Qianqian walked swaggeringly in the village, nodding in satisfaction as he watched the people and monsters in the village look peaceful.Looking at the bustling scene today, who would have thought that just over 100 years ago, there was still a ravine full of monsters and no one inhabited here.

"It is said that more than 100 years ago, there was no Peach Blossom Village here, only Hutou Mountain. At that time, our ancestors escaped from famine and came here. They were too hungry to walk, and they could only wait to die. Fortunately, they met When we arrived at the kind-hearted ancestors, the ancestors used up their own cultivation to produce peaches in the cold winter months to feed our ancestors, otherwise there would be nothing for us." Under the big tree at the entrance of the village, a 60 The many-year-old old man told the ancient times to the children sitting around him.

"You guys don't know that the peaches produced by our ancestors are all the size of Cuju. She was afraid that our ancestors would not find out, so she shook the peaches down and woke up the ancestors who were already hungry. Now the village The peach grove to the east was planted with the leftover peach pits, and until now the peaches grown there are bigger than the peaches grown in other places."

"Wow! I've eaten that peach before. It's big and sweet. My ancestor is amazing!" Xingxingyan No. [-] said while wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "Peaches are so delicious. It won't taste better."

"I heard from my mother that my ancestor has never bloomed or bear fruit since she can remember. Did Grandpa Li enter that menopausal period?" ask a question.

Lu Qianqian, who was still happy to hear it, suddenly changed her face. What about menopause, she was clearly recharging her energy in order to produce more peaches.

"Wukong, can we settle in the village ahead?" Tang Seng, who wanted to continue on his way, couldn't stand Zhu Wuneng's obsession, so he decided to rest in the village ahead for the night.

"Master, the villagers in the front village are very kind to others, but that village seems to have a very close relationship with monsters, so I'm afraid there will be some danger." He read the notice, and he didn't expect that the ordinary-looking villagers would dare to fight with them. Monsters do business, and the trading system seems to be very perfect, it must not happen overnight.

"Oh, big brother, you are always exaggerating. No one dares to do business with monsters. Even if they really do business, they are some little monsters who are useless. We just beat them away. We are already in this desolate place. I have been walking around the place for more than ten days, and I finally came across a village that was not allowed to rest, and I don’t know when I will meet the next village.” Zhu Wuneng looked unconvinced, obviously not believing Monkey King’s words .

"Hey, you idiot!"

Tang Seng looked at the two who were about to quarrel again and shook his head helplessly, "Okay, Wukong will follow Wuneng's words."

Seeing Tang Seng facing him, Zhu Wuneng pouted proudly at Monkey King.Seeing this, Monkey King raised his stick as if to hit him, Zhu Wuneng quickly hid behind Tang Seng, and the two began to circle around Tang Seng.Drifting shook his head helplessly when he saw it, and quietly packed his luggage.

"My benefactor, we are monks who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east to learn the scriptures in the west. It's getting late and I wonder if we can stay here for one night." Tang Seng bowed slightly and saluted the old man.

"Oh, let me go, how did this pig demon transform into this?!" Li Detao was taken aback by Zhu Wuneng's approaching face. He had never seen such an ugly monster transformed into a transforming form.

For the first time, Zhu Wuneng, who had never felt that there was any problem with his incarnation, felt a little frustrated in his self-esteem, and he was not a pig demon, he was the marshal of the canopy.

"Master, our village has regulations. All monsters must go to the village committee for registration, and there will be a place for you to rest." Li Detao pointed to the largest house in the village, the one with a big peach tree in the yard. .

After Tang Seng thanked him, he took his apprentice and walked towards the village committee. The more he looked along the way, the more delighted he was.Although it was getting late, the villagers not only did not close the door but opened it wide.Five or six-year-old children hold their own rice bowls, and the owner picks up two chopsticks.

Different from Tang Seng's joyful relaxation, Monkey King is always vigilant, for fear that a little monster with no eyes will come out from somewhere.Said that Cao Cao arrived, and a gorgeously dressed chicken essence suddenly came out of an alley, "Oh, oh, I'm going to be late, and I'm going to be deducted from my performance again!"

"Don't worry about Ji Guanshi. If Boss Niu really deducts your performance, we will hand over the explanatory materials to you." The person who came out behind Chicken Essence shouted with a smile.

"Hey! Where are the goblins running away!" Sun Wukong saw a chicken spirit running towards them, and immediately sacrificed the golden cudgel.

Ji Mo, who finally got off work from the chicken farm, was frightened by the golden cudgel and immediately lost his prototype.Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to hit him with a stick, the person who came out with the chicken essence hurriedly stopped him, "Stop, where are you a fairy from, how dare you hit someone casually, no, you are going to hit a demon!"

Hearing the commotion outside, the villagers who were eating in their own courtyard also put down their rice bowls and came out. Seeing the scene in front of them, they all criticized, "Where did the goblins come from who can't transform themselves well, why are they so ignorant of the rules?"

"Quick, hurry up and invite the law enforcement team over."

"Master Ji, are you alright?"

Ji Mo, who was so frightened that he couldn't return to his human form for a while, shook his head blankly, and the originally gorgeous feathers on his body also became dim.Seeing such a gorgeous big cock for the first time, the child who didn't know anything about it stepped forward and held him in his arms and stroked him gently, "Little chicken*cock, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"

Seeing the chicken essence being tightly guarded by the crowd, Monkey King, who encountered this scene for the first time, was stunned...