Trying to destroy the world every day [Comprehensive]

"Ahh! Mr. Dazai committed suicide again!" A man in black reported to Chuya Nakahara in panic.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuan looked at him in dismay, "For what reason did that suicidal maniac jump into which river?"

His subordinates told Nakahara Chuya in detail what happened, including Osamu Dazai's invitation to die in love with a young lady he met suddenly, and after being rejected, he jumped into the river and committed suicide sadly.

"That idiot!" Zhong Yuan ran towards the river that his subordinates were talking about. Just as he ran over, he saw the bandage-wasting device crawling out of the river by itself. Zhong Yuan, who had never seen him save himself, was also shocked.

"Yo, Chuya!" Osamu Dazai waved at Chuya Nakahara in the water, "Hurry up and help! I can't get out!"

It was Chuya Nakahara who realized that Osamu Dazai was not alone, he dragged another person up and down in the water.

The men dressed in black quickly jumped into the water and dragged Osamu Dazai ashore. By the way, the person Dazai had been dragging was placed beside him. Nakahara also frowned and looked at the person dragged up by Osamu Dazai, with long silver hair and pale skin. He also believed that it was a corpse.

"Hey, Dazai, who is this?" Nakahara Chuya looked at the man carefully, "Is this the object of your love?"

Dazai took off his coat and shook the water off his body, "Chuya, do you really want to know? Please."

"Dazai, believe it or not, I'll push you into this river right now to wash away the mud and sand in your mind!" Chuya roared violently.

Wringing the water off his clothes, Osamu Dazai smiled and avoided Nakahara Nakaya, "Oh, does Nakahara want to die in love with me? It's a pity, I hate a dark dwarf like you the most."

"Osamu Dazai!" Chuya Nakahara chased after him angrily, "Say it again if you have the ability."

"Short." Osamu Dazai didn't care about the danger at all, "Hey, you are 18 years old this year, and you will never grow taller again, give up Nakaya, even drinking milk can't save your height .”

"How do you know? No! Dazai Osamu, you bastard!" Nakahara also took a deep breath, and kept telling himself in his heart not to care about this guy, or he would really be pissed off.

Osamu Dazai stopped teasing Chuya Nakahara, but squatted down and looked at the person who was already lying flat on the ground, "Oh, who is this person?"

"Isn't this the person who died in love with you?" Zhong also looked at him contemptuously, "It was fine to invite women at will, but now even men are not spared."

Osamu Dazai shook his fingers, smiled and blinked his eyes, "Is Chuya jealous? But this is not the object of my love."

"Hey? Isn't it?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at him suspiciously, "Did you save a man who just committed suicide from the river without losing his conscience?"

"Wow, isn't the little man's guess very accurate?" Dazai Osamu looked at him with a smile, "Yes, that's right."

"Huh? Do you think I'm stupid?"

"But that's it. I jumped into the river and was about to hug Lord River God, when suddenly a person fell from the sky, interrupted my communication with Lord River God with a bang, and made me dizzy."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his wet hair aggrievedly, "How could this person commit suicide in front of me?"

The subordinates following them looked at each other, and finally someone came forward, "Mr. Dazai, we have been there since you jumped into the river. We are sure that no one jumped into the river behind you."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai pointed to the man on the ground, "Are you telling me that this man fell from the sky?"

Just as they flew up while discussing with the whole person on the ground, the person on the ground suddenly coughed and spit out a pool of muddy water from his mouth. The person opened his eyes, and his wet clothes were also covered with mud.

"Are you awake?" Osamu Dazai immediately gave up the discussion with Chuya Nakahara, and squatted next to the man, "Hello, I am the one who saved you."

"Save... the person who saved me?" Shen Zhiyu coughed out another mouthful of river water, and looked at the man squatting in front of him in a daze.

"Just now you suddenly fell from the sky and fell headlong into this river. I immediately went down to save you as soon as I saw it. You can see that both your clothes and mine are soaked." Osamu Dazai nonsense without blushing.

Zhongyuan Zhong also gave him a disdainful look, but he didn't make trouble. He also wanted to know who this person who was rescued by Osamu Dazai was.

"Thank you...thank you for saving me." Shen Zhiyu covered her mouth, her fiery golden eyes were still a little dazed, "Where am I?"

"Yokohama." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, "Sir, have you lost your memory? Have you forgotten who you are? Ah, I know, this must be a very desperate thing."

"No, I don't have amnesia." Shen Zhiyu got up from the ground, water stains slipped from his body, "Yokohama? I'm in Yokohama now? Hiss... why am I in Yokohama, where is the boss?"

Osamu Dazai moved closer to Shen Zhiyu, "Sir, are you looking for someone? Who is the Boss?"

"Boss is... the person I like." Shen Zhiyu wiped the water from his face, and walked forward dripping with water, "Where did boss go? To find him, cough cough, did boss wait for me for a long time again?" .”

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya stood behind Shen Zhiyu and looked at him, with a little bewilderment in their eyes.

The subordinates they brought looked at Shen Zhiyu with full vigilance, but found that he seemed to be just walking forward.

"Dazai, is this person crazy?" Zhong Yuanzhong also clicked his tongue, "If you call boss, is he a member of some organization?"

"I don't know, but it's interesting. Shall we bring him in?"

"This is an outsider. Is your brain sick, or have you been fooled by water? And he doesn't seem to have supernatural powers."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, "No, no, I think he must have supernatural powers. It just so happens that I'm very dissatisfied with that kid, so I'll change my disciple directly."

"Hey!" Nakahara didn't catch Osamu Dazai, he watched the man run out while paying a silent tribute to Akutagawa, Akutagawa only recognized him as a teacher after eight lifetimes of misfortune.

I hope that Akutagawa will not collapse too much after returning, otherwise, this is another reason for Dazai to despise him.

Ahead, Osamu Dazai had already caught up with Shen Zhiyu, and he stopped Shen Zhiyu one step ahead of him, "Hey, sir, are you looking for someone?"

Shen Zhiyu froze for a moment, then nodded after a while, "Yes."

"Then are you interested in joining us?" Osamu Dazai pointed to Chuya behind him, "Although Chuya is short, he is very reliable, and our intelligence network is the most comprehensive in Yokohama."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and chuckled, "What do you think, sir?"