What kind of premature aging has become, listening to some Beijing opera is good, but please pay attention to the pop music scene, even the brainwashing Divine Comedy Little Apple has never heard of it is a bit too much.

5. Blackout

Pop, the WiFi on the phone was cut off immediately, and the bug howled, probably because the completed drawings had not been saved to the computer.Cheng Yi calmly found a spare desk lamp that was charged at home, and checked the power switch.

I don’t know where the circuit in my house is burnt out. It’s impossible for someone to come to fix it after ten o’clock in the evening. There is no air conditioner in the summer... This night is basically impossible. Although it’s too dark to see, I can still know that the bugs are rolling on the ground. .

Although Cheng Yi is studying architecture and has a little understanding of electrical circuits, he hasn't been able to automatically download the "Lanxiang Technical School" app from the cloud in a single stroke. In other words, he can only wait for the electrician to come to his door tomorrow.The three of us came out of our rooms and sat in the living room, relatively silent.

The weather is very, very hot, even at night, it is still very hot, especially the coolness brought by the air conditioner dissipates little by little, making people feel that the heat is returning to the body little by little.

Relatively speechless.

The worm has already taken off his shirt and only his pants are left, my brother is still wearing a vest with restraint, the old lady can't wait to be born a boy... I'm so hot in a nightdress.

"It's too hot." After a while, the worm finally couldn't hold it back anymore, "It's really impossible, go to a nearby hotel to sleep."

"It's better to go to the nearby McDonald's for a night and still have the air-conditioning and WiFi. If you want to go to a hotel, how many rooms should we open?"

The worm pursed his mouth, losing ground in front of my habitual sarcasm.

Cheng Yi also consistently changed the topic after the insect's face was hurt. "How about it, tonight I'll sleep on the floor in the living room. If it's really hot, I'll open the windows and doors. Cheng Nuo, do you still have mosquito coils at home?"

I thought about it for a while, although I usually use electric mosquito coils, but at least I still have an open flame as a backup.After I finally found it out of the drawer with the desk lamp, the two of them had already spread out the mats.

This is a very novel experience. I have never slept in a Chase bunk before, so should the two of them.After I lay down, I really couldn’t fall asleep, so I started chatting. In the middle of my brother’s sleep, Chongzi and I, who talked the most, began to talk through him, from poetry to philosophy of life...

Cheng Yi finally couldn't stand the bird anymore, so he pushed the worm into his arms, and the worm could only whine and beg for mercy.I turned to the other side with black lines all over my head, I couldn't stand it anymore.

I am not a very secure person. I have to lock the door when I sleep in my room. This habit may be due to my brother moving out when he was eighteen. In the most sensitive adolescence, I basically The best is to stay at home by yourself.At night, no matter how brave you are, you should lock the door tightly when you sleep to prevent accidents.

Later, when I went to university and lived with my brother, this habit remained, and it was completely subconscious.

But this night, with the door wide open, I slept very peacefully.

Because my family is by my side, the two of them will definitely protect me and give me peace and joy.

PART.5

1. Games

I am a stand-alone game lover.

I don’t want to be entangled in the interpersonal relationship on the Internet, and I really like the refreshingness of fighting monsters and going through the plot. Stand-alone games have become my best (only) choice. I even specially modified the computer configuration in my room to be the most suitable for games. And Replaced with a large screen and connected a handle.

Chongzi can be considered a game lover, but what he likes is the upgrade of chuachuaachua, and then dominate the server amidst the exclamation of a bunch of useless parties, becoming the so-called master.I only helped him once by pk with his trumpet partner. After winning, when I saw red fonts in the server world announcing his victory, he smiled super lewdly, and in exchange I gave me a super contemptuous look.

This time, I downloaded a game from the forum I often visit. According to the recommendation, the graphics are not bad, the plot is average, but the level design is a "magic".I downloaded and installed it with great interest, and after playing a few levels, I wanted to drop the controller.

It's really a masterpiece, I looked back at the webpage, and I missed the word "cheat".

o(╯□╰)o

The plot is simply a story of the heroine's lover going to take revenge. There is news from the rivers and lakes that the lover failed to take revenge and was imprisoned by the leader of the demon cult. Then the heroine took a long sword and escaped from the house to rescue her lover. Playing servants in their own yard.

According to the usual method, they were beaten to death... That is your own servant, and the news of your murder was leaked by the servants of the mansion, and Qiu Hou asked to behead... theend.

The second time, I was careful not to kill the servants. When their health bar dropped to orange, I stopped and rushed to the gate smoothly... Shit, did you need to enter the password to open the door in ancient times! ! !

The password is a question of logical deduction. I really haven’t used my brain for many years, and I fell short on the last password... Did not go out-was stopped by my parents-locked in the room-my lover died-suicide... ... the end.

Whoops, forgot to save.

When I racked my brains and went out, there were more puzzles waiting for me to solve... When the bugs came to ask me to eat at noon, they actually saw me scratching my hair in distress.

Strange, really strange, isn't this the standard look for him who has lost his inspiration.

After I picked up a quick and hard lunch, the bug also inexplicably became very interested. Sitting cross-legged on the side like me, after a while, he also showed the expression that his chin was about to fall, and he couldn't bear it. I dare not look at it.

When Cheng Yi came home from get off work, he probably heard me and Chong Zi arguing in the room, so he walked in to have a look.

Things in one place, there is Cihai—used as an encyclopedia (several rare things Du Niang doesn’t know), and English-Chinese dictionaries (hehe, in an ancient game, a merchant sailing from the other end of the sea appeared. , this businessman has something to sell to you, you have to answer his question in English...this question is an English proverb and a cold joke), pad and three hundred poems of Song Dynasty (a woman disguised as a man from a talented oiran A set of information, you will not meet you if you are not good at poetry), and several high school math textbooks that I almost didn’t pack up and sell as scraps...

"Are you planning to form a group to take the college entrance examination?" Cheng Yi made a rare joke.

Chongzi looked at me and said: This game is over, and there is no need for the college entrance examination.

"Why do I have this feeling." Cheng Yi stroked his chin, "Compared to me, you are like brothers and sisters who have been lost for many years."

Later, Cheng Yi also joined our team, and the burden was a lot easier, but there were still dangers and NGs. Finally, when we finally rescued the lover, I looked at the lover but wanted to stab him to death.

How many brain cells my old lady died to save you, you are having fun with the demon girl here.

Before the animation of my lover being rescued by you appeared, I forcibly quit and immediately uninstalled the game.

Cheng Yi & Chongzi: Well done.

Telling you a big man to save such trouble without running away by yourself, you should!

2. Man

My man is not much trouble... It seems that I have never said that I have a boyfriend.

His name is Jiang Tianzhe. He is two months older than me. He is currently studying in Germany and will be back within this year.

He and I are considered childhood sweethearts, but it was all before the age of ten, and I didn’t have much contact with him after I moved. It wasn’t until high school that we found out that he had transferred to a high school in our district, and luckily he was in the same class as me. .

I don't know what happened to the progress afterwards, it was like eating five hundred catties of Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all.I just had a few meals with him out of love, went out to the aquarium with him, watched a dolphin show and was splashed by that thing, and I wanted to change clothes under the pretext, he just died. He followed me to my brother's apartment, which is where I live now, and told my brother very seriously...he wants to marry me.

I kicked it up with my big foot at that time, what a siao.

There were three words written in my brother's eyes at that time: kill you.

To be honest, he looks good enough, with good features and tall enough to be seen, but I have seen enough of his stupid snot-bubbling since I was a child, and I remember him whispering behind my ass about another small The boy said bad things and didn't let me play with him anymore. I really haven't seen him as a man.

What sitcom are you filming? Do you have ears in your ears or some hidden camera in my house?

Later, Xiaojiang covered his face and faltered and said frankly that he has liked me since he was a child. Every time he went to the house, if he could not be my bride, he would be jealous at home for a long time (I had short hair when I was young, and I was always a groom). After I moved away, he stupidly lost my home phone number, and my parents were traveling all over the world, let alone contacting them.

Then I heard about the school I was in from a news about a biological competition, and I cried, made trouble, hanged myself, and turned around. I really didn’t want to wait any longer, so I hoped that I could marry him when I became an adult, and if I couldn’t, I would be his daughter friend.

Fuck you, think of something beautiful.

Cheng Yi drove Jiang Tianzhe out with a dark face, then sat down opposite me and knocked on the table very seriously, saying that no puppy love is allowed.

How wronged I am, where did I fall in love, and I was also the victim, I was the one who was cheated, okay?

Stalking, dawdling, finishing the college entrance examination, and applying for volunteers, he told me that he was actually going to

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