My butt hurts. "

"How much does it hurt? Let me see if there are any marks left?" The boss of the Wu family sat next to the drunk, with a half-smile.Tao Ya flipped over and straightened her trousers, raising her buttocks for the boss of the Wu family to look at: "I'm sure I'll keep it! Every time I hit it, it hurts like hell, it hurts more than falling from a tree."

A pair of big hands slowly caressed Tao Ya's undefended bare skin, and Tao Ya heard the person behind her say: "You lift up, I can't see clearly."

Tao Ya only felt that the skin that was touched was as hot as a fire. He followed suit and asked, "Brother, you have a cold? Your voice is so rough. Brother, brother? Hey!" Tao Ya was startled and shrank. He stretched his legs, hurriedly pulled up his pants, turned around and said incoherently: "Brother, what are you doing touching me, no, what are you doing touching my place...there is for pooping."

Today, eating tofu, the boss of the Wu family is in a good mood, but his face is still leisurely: "See if you were injured there."

"Nonsense! How could it be possible to call there..."

"Huh? Talking back? And you seem to have something to do, forget?"

"What did I forget?" Tao Ya's head was a mess, and she thought for a long time, "Ah! Oh, I remembered."

Maybe he was drunk and didn't know the direction well. Anyway, on New Year's Eve that year, fireworks were set off outside the house, and inside the house, Tao Ya's lips touched the lips of the boss of the Wu family.

03

The boss of the Wu family used to come back twice a year at most, which was less than two weeks. Ever since Taoya accidentally kissed him on the mouth, it seemed that he had touched a certain switch. It took him longer and longer to come back. I stayed for a whole month during my winter vacation, which has never happened before.After all, the equipment for tracing the village is poor. The street lights are newly installed, and they are only on from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m. The cement road is only paved for a short section of the village entrance. If you take this road, you will definitely vomit until your parents don't recognize you.

This year, the eldest of the Wu family drove back alone. He was a little tired after driving for six hours in a row. When he got out of the car and saw Tao Ya jumping out of his house full of things, he couldn't help being amused.

He said, "You put the dumplings away first."

Seeing that the boss of the Wu family was happy, Taoya couldn't hide it, so she put things in the hands of the gangster who followed behind, and ran to the boss of the Wu family.

The little gangster shouted: "Hey, you carry me into the room yourself!"

Taoya ignored him, and while helping the boss of the Wu family to unload the luggage from the car, she asked, "Brother Heng, did you change your name to Brother Fan? Why did you change your name? Your bag is so heavy, I put it away." what?"

The boss of the Wu family said: "Just help me carry this bag, I brought it for you and Shixun, let's share it."

"Wow, so many things!" Taoya happily entered Wu's yard with a big bag of food and fun.

Wu's grandma heard the sound and came out: "Baby Hengzai is back, give grandma a hug. Is he taller again?" She pinched his face, "I, Hengzai, look so good-looking."

The eldest of the Wu family hugged grandma and said with a smile, "Well, it's 1 meters tall now. Is grandma okay? Where's grandpa?"

"I'm fine. Your grandpa is in the kitchen. He has been busy all day and has cooked a lot of dishes. He must not be able to finish them. Ask him to cook less and he won't listen."

"Leave Taoya down for dinner, he can help with a lot."

"Okay." Speaking of Taoya, grandma's eyes widened with a smile, "Seeing that Taoya has a good appetite for eating, I like to ask Taoya to come to our house to eat on weekdays."

Taoya had already eaten, but she immediately smiled happily after being left by Wu's grandma for dinner: "Okay, okay! I love your food the most."

The little gangster yawned at the side: "Bullshit, as long as it's food, you love it. And your family doesn't eat early? Have you eaten?"

Tao Ya gave him a gouged look: "No, I'm not full!"

At the dinner table, Taoya kept peeking at the boss of the Wu family, and the little gangster noticed it, rolling her eyes non-stop.The boss knocked on Taoya's bowl with chopsticks: "Eat seriously, don't look around."

"Oh...By the way, Brother Heng, you haven't told me if you changed your name to Brother Fan, why did you change your name?"

The eldest of the Wu family said: "Aheng is my baby name, you can just keep calling Brother Heng. Where did you hear that I changed my name?"

"Grandma said it." Tao Ya bit the chopsticks, did he say the wrong thing?Why is the whole table looking at him and smiling?

The grandma of the Wu family smiled and said: "Your grandma has been confused for decades, and she hasn't changed since our neighbors. Which family called Ah Heng Afan or Yifan? She must have forgotten Ah Heng's real name." , When I asked her, she said he was the boss of the Wu family, and then she thought that Ah Heng had changed his name. Go home and ask to see if this is the case?"

Tao Ya scratched her head: "Grandma Wu, you are so powerful, you speak as if you saw it. Not only grandma doesn't know, but I actually don't know what Brother Heng's real name is."

"Didn't Heng Tsai tell you?"

Tao Ya nodded a little aggrieved.

"Wu Yifan. My name is Wu Yifan." The eldest of the Wu family said.

"Wu, Yi, trouble?" Tao Ya read it word by word, "So my brother's name is this."

"Yes, Zitao."

The little gangster was angry: "Huang Zitao, you are hopeless. My elder brother just called you by name. Your face is like a cooked shrimp."

Tao Ya covered her face and did not forget to reply: "Cooked mantis shrimp are not red."

"You are Jiwei Shrimp." "You are Ji..."

"Eat quietly."

The two bickering obediently shut up.

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After eating, Tao Ya slipped to the room of the boss of the Wu family, and locked the door like a thief.

The boss of the Wu family was taking out all the things in the suitcase, and Taoya didn't care about the pile of clothes he was holding in his hand, she rushed forward and hugged him by the waist: "Brother Heng, Brother Ah Heng, don't you Call me by my name! It's killing me!"

The boss of the Wu family said: "Don't touch your hands, wait for me to put the clothes in the closet first."

"Hurry up, why are you moving so slowly, why are you stacking so neatly?" Tao Ya rolled her eyes, "Do you want me to call you by your name too? One trouble, one trouble!"

The boss of the Wu family turned his head: "The pronunciation is wrong, and it is also pronounced four times, not one."

Tao Ya said, "Isn't it one, two, three, four?"

"...Which Fan do you think is Fan?"

"Annoying annoyance, isn't it?"

"It's mortal who is right, at least one word is right? But it's also a step by step."

"It's so troublesome, what are you talking about? I'd better call you Brother Heng. But you call me Zitao, okay?" He clung to the hem of his clothes again.

The boss of the Wu family stretched out his hand and pulled him into his arms, and kissed Taoya's lips: "I like it very much when I call you like that? But I think Taoya sounds better."

"Taoya is a girl's name, Zitao sounds nice."

"Zitao, Zitao."

The deep and mellow voice was like a feather, which tickled Taoya's ears until it reached her heart. He hugged the eldest of the Wu family's neck, rubbed his nose against his face, and kissed his lips densely: "Heng Brother, I miss you so much, I miss you so much. Kiss me again."

"Yeah." The boss of the Wu family was generous, not only kissed Taoya's slightly parted lips, but also hugged her by her buttocks, and pressed her on the mat he had just laid.

04

When Taoya was a child, there was no such thing as a kindergarten in Sucun Village. He had been wild for several years and was suddenly thrown to study in the study. Putting on a yellow hat, I happily took the elder sister's hand and walked to the study.

Tao Ya was very disappointed: "Sister, will you bring me here to play today?"

The eldest sister successfully brought the man to the destination, and she immediately revealed her true colors. She took out a small schoolbag and put it on Taoya's back as if by magic, and threatened viciously: "Stay here and let me know that you are not good. I will prepare for you tonight." Give me a spank on the other side."

Tao Ya changed her face in a second: "No, no, I'm very good, don't spank."

It's easy to make a guarantee, Taoya is really good, and one day she chose the left buttock to be spanked, the next day she chose the right buttock, and the third day she chose the option of running away, the eldest sister chased after her with a feather duster: "Taoya! I'll stop! You've got fat, haven't you?!"

She stopped suddenly, "Don't be nervous, put the gun down."

Taoya loaded the gun with a few small yellow bullets, pointed at the eldest sister with trembling fingers, and burst into tears: "I don't want to go to that bird study room! Woo...don't spank my ass, it hurts..."

The elder sister was most afraid that Tao Ya would cry, so she put down the feather duster: "Okay, okay, elder sister won't beat you, come here."

Tao Ya glanced at her eldest sister and continued to cry.

The eldest sister threw the feather duster far away: "Come to death!"

Taoya rushed over with confidence and threw herself into the arms of the eldest sister, and a gun was seized as soon as she approached.

"Dare to point a gun at your sister? Don't want to live?!"

That day Taoya was spanked on both buttocks.

Grandpa slammed on the door from the shop on the first floor and said, "Sister! Don't hit your brother! He's screaming loudly, are you noisy?"

It can't be blamed for Taoya's love of playing truant, sitting on a long bench from day to night, holding a few bad books, listening to a bird man chanting, it's almost fatal.It's not that he is not easy to learn, he is interested in new things, but he just doesn't like to learn like this.

Taoya worked hard for a long time to sit still and listen to the lecture, but she still spent 45 minutes in the 30-minute class, watching the birds flying by outside the window, wondering how far the slingshot must be pulled to hit it; or pulling the long braid of the girl in the front seat , she pretended to look around as soon as she turned her head; or winked at the black clock at the other end of the classroom, and then the two of them were dragged out by the teacher and punished to stand with the textbooks on their heads.

Some elementary school students in the city

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