Underworld Travel Hotline

"It was a day more than ten years ago - when I was in my youth - I went to the sanctuary to see my granddaughter, she was a maid in the Pope's hall. I walked up and down , a guy as strong as a cow helped me a while (Brother Niu smiled embarrassedly), I walked and walked, and suddenly a man with a mask on his head who couldn't see his face ran towards me..."

Everyone turned their attention to Saga...

The angry Saga, who was half black and half blue, suddenly seemed to remember something, and his face suddenly turned green and white.

"This person seems to be very young, his body is half dry and half wet, and his legs are taking very big steps. When he saw me, he seemed to want to slow down. Slow down, his feet slipped, and he fell headfirst..." Ha Diss took a deep breath, "The robe flew up, and the bottom is completely naked..."

Everyone looked at Saga with the eyes of "as expected", and Saga's hair became more and more black and shiny#＿#……

"囧! Saga..." Da Ai looked at him melancholy, "I never thought you would be exposed by an old lady first..." (So jealous >_<)

"I didn't do it on purpose." Saga's pale face made people worry.

Ka Miao couldn't bear it, frowned slightly, patted Saga's shoulder deeply, and whispered: "It's okay, I will explain clearly later..."

"What are you explaining! It's all your fault!!!" Saga actually got angry at Camus.

"What are you doing, Saga?" Of course Xiaomi was the one who came out to fight the injustice. He looked at Saga and Saga's shoulder indignantly, and pulled Camus' hand back exaggeratedly.

"You guys don't understand..." Saga looked up at the crowd, and she looked like a little daughter-in-law in her misty eyes, "That happened more than ten years ago..."

Seeing that there are gossips to listen to... No... Seeing that the close comrade-in-arms and Pope Shion's acting pope (why is it so awkward#＿#) Saga, who has a split personality and boundless charm, wants to confide in grief to everyone, everyone Ears pricked up.

"Don't..." Saga's hair suddenly turned half black and half blue, and she held her head in pain with both hands, "Don't say..." She suddenly turned red eyes, "It was all your fault at the beginning!!!" Turned back to blue eyes, " You are also responsible..." Turning into red eyes, "What if it is going to spread?" Turning back into blue eyes, "5555..."

The half-black and half-blue Saga glanced around the crowd with red eyes and blue eyes. Suddenly, he saw Luni and Babylon sitting there obediently. Hey, hey, hey, he slapped a powerful earth demon star Papillon unconscious on the spot...

"Hahahaha!!" the red-eyed Saga laughed exaggeratedly, "I'm relieved now..."

Everyone was sweating...

Mu seemed very sad: "Babylon? Did you faint? 0_0?? Why? >_<!"

Sha Jia closed his eyes (the veins on his forehead were throbbing): "If you are dizzy, you will be dizzy!! Do you still feel distressed??"

"No..." Mu Wuyu looked up at the sky, "Thinking of how hard I tried to deal with him, I was knocked out by Boss Saga's palm. I really..."

With one arm around his shoulders, the blond man leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Mu... Just like Babylon's lethality in the working state of a gossip reporter cannot be deduced by common sense, runaway The state of Saga cannot be deduced by common sense..."

"Okay," Saga, who had regained her blue hair and blue eyes, said in a calm and sad tone, "That happened more than ten years ago. Speaking of which, that old woman and I..."

Everyone pricked up their ears, and their eyes widened three times...

"I don't know him at all..." Saga looked at Camus sadly, "It's all because of Camus..."

Shock! !Could it be that the gossip in Sanctuary Weekly is true 0_0! ! !

Camus was shocked, Xiaomi was shocked, everyone was shocked! !

Camus's mind was half blank and half confused, while Xiaomi started to cry, grabbing Saga's collar and shaking it...

"You tell me clearly, clearly, clearly, Chu T_T..."

"Oh!" Hades beamed with joy, "Look! The famous Sanctuary Gold Saints are already excited like this, especially the Scorpio Xiaomi who is known for his sunshine and enthusiasm..."

(Xiaomi >_<: "Which eye of yours sees me excited? I am sad and angry! This sentence sounds familiar...")

"Saga," Tonghuo said in a state of contemplation at the age of [-], "you can't eat indiscriminately, and you can talk indiscriminately... eh? Although you can say nonsense, some things can't be said even if you want to say..."

"Tiger," Shi Ang said slowly, "Ten years ago, Ka Miao was a kid... Why are you so nervous, Xiaomi?"

Xiaomi stared at Saga angrily without blinking: "Isn't there a custom in Teacher's hometown called child bride?"

"What and what!" Saga was annoyed, "Who do you think I am! Besides, when Kamiao was young, she looked like a crumpled cornbread, who could fancy him..."

"You, you, you!" Xiaomi grabs Saga by the collar and shakes, "How dare you say that Miao Miao looks like a bun..."

"Didn't you say that!" Kamiao rarely said so much, "I'm Wowotou, Abu is salted octopus, Shajia is meat bun, and Xiaomu is bean sprouts. The four of us are collectively called the Sanctuary Four Ugly, It’s called C4 for short, isn’t that the nickname you gave it?”

"Woo... Miao Miao wow~>_<~"

Lu Ni was stunned and at a loss. Is this... the most secret sanctuary secret?If Babylon hears this, he will fly happily...

Just thinking about it, Moba woke up...

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, and while the gold people were not paying attention, Lu Ni picked up a bench and hit Babylon's head with such a blow, the poor Dieba passed out again...

"I'm sorry..." Lu Ni said to the fainted Babylon full of love from his colleagues, "I'm doing this to save your life..."

"Stop making a fuss! Listen to what Saga has to say!" Seeing Ha talking about Saga's performance art on stage, Da Ai was furious.

Saga glanced at Da Ai with a grateful tone, and then recalled his tragic history: "Listen to me, that day, I was washing white in the bathroom of the Pope's hall, and my beloved new rubber duck was floating next to me. When the rubber duck was going through the third polish (poor duck), Camus rolled in..."

Everyone O^o? ?

"As soon as I saw his teeth grinning, I knew he must have been teasing Xiaomi again and got stuck with a needle... Xiaomi! Don't look so bad! When you were young, you were so twisted..."

Xiaomi (wronged): "Miaomiao..."

Camus covered her ears: "I don't know, I don't know =_=..."

"After Camus rolled in... oh..." Saga continued to say tearfully, "At that time... I didn't wear clothes >_<..."

Camus covered her ears in a daze, while Xiaomi pointed at Saga with trembling fingers: "You, you, you shameless! You don't even have clothes on..."

Saga (gas): "You wear clothes when you take a bath!!!!"

Shura muttered inadvertently: "Didn't you say that you only wear underwear when taking a shower..."

Everyone looked at Shura... (Is it because I haven't cooked for too long #＿#...)

"Uh..." Shura lowered his head, "I didn't say anything..."

"Don't interrupt..." Saga closed her eyes regardless, and took a deep breath.

Everyone listened with bated breath.

"At that time, Camus rolled over crying, and I saw that he was dirty, with fourteen holes pierced by Xiaomi in his pants (Xiaomi was about to howl again, and Diss beside him hurriedly covered his mouth), I was wondering why Xiaomi always used big moves against him... (Diss couldn't hold it anymore, Camus began to forgive Xiaomi...) You said that Xiaomi shoots Camus with a poisonous needle every three days, and it has a technical content ... (Camiao is very experienced in freezing the millet just right...) Looking at the fourteen holes in his trousers, Kamiao's mouth was about to cry. When I saw that it was not good, I stuffed the rubber duck Into his mouth... (Kamu started to pose as the goddess of dawn to Saga...) I polished it three times! It's very clean#＿#..."

"Listen to Saga, listen to Saga, listen to Saga..." Da Ai stared at this and that, with serious big brother eyes.

Everyone tried their best to hold back their smiles. Camus held back his anger and put away his posture. "Camius looked at me with a duck in her mouth..." Saga fell into the memory, "I was so stupid and naive at that time, I thought Camus was a rascal, who knew that when he grew up, he would become an iceberg Our Lady suffers...uh, it's far away..." Saga's expression became serious, and his eyes were tightly closed, "Then, I educated Camus with a duck in his mouth like this (in fact, I mainly taught Camus to soak until Xiaomi’s method and decision-making, it’s no wonder that Ka Miao can’t even counterattack #＿#), after educating him, I let him go...Suddenly!!” Saga opened his eyes and then slowly closed them, “I think of my The limited edition rubber duck in Sanctuary is still in Camus’ mouth!!! I quickly put on my clothes and chased after it. I thought it might be too late, so I hurriedly put on a Pope’s robe and ran out naked... I saw Camus’s from a distance. I quickly ran and chased along the steps, but an old lady suddenly appeared in front of me. I didn't pay attention for a moment, so I bumped into it... Unfortunately, I fell headfirst, So, all of them were seen ooohoo T_T..."

After finishing speaking in one breath, Saga opened his eyes and looked at everyone.

Everyone has puffy faces, try their best to hold back their laughter, hold back... Huhu, it's too late >_<...

Wow Kaka Kaka Kaka ^O^! ! ! ! ! !

Saga (sad and angry): "Why don't you sympathize with me!! I'm very sad, so sad >^<..."

"Ladies and gentlemen!!!" Hades was still writing the letter paper excitedly, and the whole paper was crumpled by him...

"Ah!" Hades sighed, "Even the Gold Saints are so excited... excited...uh=_=..."

The gold people laughed wow haha, as if there was no one else around, enjoying themselves, even Lu Ni covered his mouth desperately, his little face turned red.The entire venue was filled with eerie laughter.Fans are exaggerating, it makes people feel as if they are in the demons and demons of Shaka#＿#……

The corner of Hades' mouth twitched as he looked at the group laughing wildly, then at Saga who was in the pile of gold with a sad face, his neck turned stiffly, and he said to the audience: "Haha, it seems that everyone is too excited, Let's take a 5-minute intermission =_=...

"Lada stared stiffly at the group of people laughing wildly, and then at Luni who was blushing, and couldn't help but sigh how powerful Minos' influence is...

Olufi and Farao glanced at each other, and turned Aiagos' face at the same time...

"Look! Master Ayagos..." Farao pointed at Saga's mournful face, "It will become like this after being hit too hard..."

"Look at the group of people over there..." Olufi pointed at the gold, "Did you see it? The people around will become like this after being hit hard..."

"What are you trying to say?" Aya blinked.

"Educate you!" Xiao Ao and Xiao Fa >_<! ! ! ! !

"Laugh, laugh!" Saga looked at the group of gold men with grief and anger, "Take other people's sad things as a joke, are you still buddies?"

Everyone tried their best to hold back their laughter, and Diess sighed and said, "Boss, actually, you don't need to care too much, after all, you are just an old lady..."

"How can you understand my heart... I think a person with such a fragile heart can be easily hit..." Saga continued to say sadly: "Since that incident, I have had a huge psychological shadow. Not only did I lose I don’t even dare to enter the bathroom of my beloved pope’s hall casually, except for the important moment to pretend, the rest of the time is washed in a different dimension..."

Everyone remained silent...

"What's wrong?" Sarah asked.

"Then who do we see going in and out of the bathroom in the pope's hall every day?" Abu looked at Saga innocently...

Everyone hurriedly covered Abu's mouth... (I don't guarantee that someone will take this opportunity to eat tofu#＿#...)

"I said why did Sanctuary Weekly publish my nude photos in the bath..." Saga's hair began to turn black, "I thought it was PS... this bastard..."

"Hold Saga quickly!" Shi On gave an order, and the gold men grabbed Saga's body one by one...

"Hurry up, hurry up, someone..." Tong Hu said >_<, "Hurry up and persuade Saga..."

All that's left is --- Luni! !

Everyone looked at him...

"Uh..." Lu Ni looked at Saga...

"Hurry up and say something!" Camus couldn't bear it anymore >_<...

"Uh, this..." said Rooney, "actually your brother has a nice figure @[email protected]..."

"Galaxy Star..."

"What are you arguing about?" Garen was thinking about something, when the sudden noise brought him back, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a black-haired Saga staring at him viciously...

0_0! ! ! ! ! !

"I'd better sit by Lada..." Gallon opened a golden triangle dimension and jumped in quickly...