Don't Hide From Me!

When he came back from the bathhouse, Ye Yao was in a trance, completely opposite to Lu Xunye who was beside him, he was in high spirits.

"How does it feel to take a bath for the first time?" Lu Xun put his arms around Ye Yao's shoulders, "Can you still accept the northern bathhouse?"

Ye Yao pursed her lips and said nothing.

Lu Xun didn't care that Ye Yao didn't answer, he was holding Ye Yao now, and his heart was full of satisfaction.

"When shall we go next time?" Lu Xun asked.

Ye Yao was silent for a moment, then shook his head.

If you don't ask about what happened today, he will probably never want to go to the bathhouse with Lu Xun again.

"Lu Xun, do you know what you are doing?" Ye Yao asked.

"What's wrong?" Lu Xun looked frankly, looked at Ye Yao's expression, gave a smirk, changed from hugging Ye Yao's shoulder to holding Ye Yao's hand, "What's the matter, we are best friends .”

Late at night, Ye Yao was lying on the bed alone and meditating.

...This is some kind of straight man theory.

He also heard about this statement when he was a straight man, but he scoffed at it at the time.

He can't control what other people do, anyway, he won't be like this with his friends.

Now he changed from straight to curved, so he accepted it with a slap in the face, what about Lu Xun?

Lu Xun, a super homophobic straight guy, can accept two boys doing that together. Is it because he is too straight, or because... homophobic closet?

He has been friends with Lu Xun for several years, but because of their very different thinking, he can't understand the thoughts behind all Lu Xun's actions.

Ye Yao thought about it, huddled her head under the quilt, turned on her phone, and asked the almighty Baidu for help.

Someone actually asked the same question that Ye Yao was wondering about: 【My favorite homophobic straight boyfriend, help me...I said to be reserved, everyone must understand!I'm so happy, is it possible he's not that straight? 】

There are quite a few people who replied:

[Hello, if he knows you are crooked, then he is seducing you.If he thinks you're straight, that's just normal friend behavior, so don't overthink it. 】

[Pull it down a few times, just this homophobic straight guy, gay pretending to be straight, I'll punch you and him in the face with my fist. 】

[It's hard to say, there is a possibility that homophobia means deep closet, and there is also the possibility that you are too straight and don't think about it at all, why don't you try to test it further?For example, ask him to sit in a gay bar and see his reaction. 】

【……straight?Am I misunderstanding the term? ? 】

Ye Yao pondered.

It's impossible to take Lu Xun to a gay bar, he doesn't want to go, and he doesn't want to take Lu Xun to such a place, it's too strange.

However, other, softer heuristics might be worth trying.For example, I asked Luxun to watch a movie that was released recently. There was a cryptic subline in that movie, which was about a pair of male friends who liked each other, but they didn’t get together in the end, which was a pity to miss.

I don't know how Lu Xun would accept such a cryptic plot.

Ye Yao knew that Lu Xun disliked men whose sexual orientation was male, but he had known him for so long, and he hadn't seen Lu Xun's reaction to a same-sex couple.

The reason is very simple. Since we met, the boys who like the same sex that Lu Xun has come into contact with either like Lu Xun or him. These people have never received Lu Xun's good looks.And other same-sex couples would not join Lu Xun either.

Let's go to the movies with Lu Xun tomorrow.

If Lu Xun is a deep cabinet, then can he...

Ye Yao pursed his lips, turned off the phone screen, pulled off the quilt covering his head - and then saw a face hanging directly above him in the dimness.

Ye Yao didn't even move his eyebrows, and stretched out his hand to push that face away.

"Waiting here to scare me?" Ye Yao asked.

Lu Xun held Ye Yao's hand: "It's not to scare you, it's not that you said you want to be alone tonight, so I kept silent."

That's right, Ye Yao will sleep alone in a bed tonight because he told Lu Xun that today was too exciting and he wanted to be alone.

It's just that Lu Xun's bed...was right next to him, sleeping head to head with him, so even if Ye Yao slept alone, the distance between him and Lu Xun would not be more than a hand's reach away.

Tomorrow weekend, Xiaopang and Wenke went to the Internet cafe together to have a night of blackouts, and they didn't have any scruples about talking to others.

Lu Xun accepted the teasing tone: "Don't look at your phone in the dark, it's not good for your eyes. If you want to play with your phone, I'll turn on the light."

Ye Yao's hand was held very warmly, and he replied softly: "I don't want to read it, I just suddenly wanted to search for some information."

Lu Xun was probably satisfied. He put his hands on Ye Yao's thin eyelids, gave Ye Yao an eye massage, and started cursing at the same time.

"You don't even think about it, what if you can't see the face clearly when you are a hundred years old, you recognize other old men as me, and take them home, what if I go to fight with other old men? You are so old, I'm afraid it will have a bad effect."

"..." Ye Yao was speechless, "It's not dementia, how can I recognize the wrong face, at most I will recognize your son as you."

Lu Xun's hands paused, and then he pinched Ye Yao's cheeks instead, and his tone, which was still fine just now, became cold again: "It's a good idea, you don't have this chance."

Lu Xun stopped his hands and got up: "I think you started talking nonsense after you didn't sleep with me for a day, okay, don't be quiet, I'll change my name to Jing Jing, and we'll sleep together tonight."

Ye Yao's objection was invalid, and he was forced to share a single bed with Lu Xun.

Ye Yao fell into the familiar embrace again, and everything was as usual, as if this bed was supposed to sleep two people.