The whole world is the vest of the boss!

The sea surface was calm and waveless, and thick fog was transpiring between the sea and the sky.

With a fishing rod in his hand, Yuan Bai sneaked a look at You Buyi who was sitting in the bow of the boat, with his back turned to him, motionless.

He put his hands in his pockets, arched his back, and didn't make a sound, only his long hair was blowing in the wind, as if he was squatting in the corner secretly, only using his butt to lick his black kitten, only from his His depression can be read from his back.

You Buyi has been in this state ever since he got the golden Tang knife.

Yuan Bai was secretly amused, but couldn't help being soft-hearted.

He seldom sees Youbuyi like this, like a naive child hidden in the shell of a wise and close demon king.

Yuan Bai said in a low voice: "I checked the forum posts before, the game Jinzihai not only has various trials in the trial field, but also has a very good living system. You can cook and eat on the boat by yourself. Want to know the difference between eating in the whole series of games and eating in reality, I..."

Before he finished speaking, the hanging line on the fishing rod in his hand moved.

Yuan Bai jumped the pole suddenly, and a gray fish was pulled up by him.

Yuan Bai looked surprised, "It's really possible to catch fish, and it happens that there are some basic kitchen utensils in the cabin, brother, what do you want to eat?"

You Buyi didn't say a word.

Yuan Bai clasped his hands together, smiled and said: "It's decided, let's make fish soup, brother, you will definitely like it."

You Buyi: "I don't have so many requirements for food."

Yuan Bai: "So the taste should be lighter?"

You Buyi: "Heavy taste, thank you."

Yuan Bai chuckled secretly, then lowered his eyes again.

Enjoying heavy-tasting food is probably because my brother's sense of taste in the game is better than in reality, but he can only taste the taste of heavy-tasting food.

From this we can see that anything that does not feel pain... is a lie.

Although he knew that what You Buyi said before was lying to himself, he didn't expose it.

Yuan Bai picked up the scallop shells floating on the sea surface, scraped the fish scales with the scallop shells, cut open the fish belly, and handled it skillfully.

You Buyi raised his hand and nodded in the air.

Yuan Bai took another look, and couldn't help but ask, "Brother, what are you doing?"

You Buyi rubbed his chin, "How should I put it? I'm always very concerned about the newly established studio of the rich young master, and I plan to find out the situation."

Yuan Bai narrowed his eyes, "Really? Isn't the establishment of this studio part of your plan?"

You Buyi held the stick of the lollipop in his mouth and turned it around, and the candy made a sound when it hit his teeth.

"Ah, so who knows?"

Yuan Bai: "..."

Well, needless to say, he wouldn't have believed it if Youbuyi hadn't been behind the scenes.

Yuan Bai: "So, brother, is he going to open another vest to test it out?"

You Buyi: "Hmm."

Yuan Bai's eyes lit up, "Then...can I take a look first?"

You Bu turned to one side and glanced at him with a half-smile, "I can only take one look."

Yuan Bai nodded quickly.

You Buyi casually shared his newly created character set with Yuanbai.

Yuan Bai couldn't wait to open the character panel.

"puff--"

Yuan Bai quickly covered his mouth.

What went wrong?The character above is clearly a girl, and she is as cute as an elf!

- Waist-length pure white hair, green eyes, both ethereal and beautiful.

It's really hard to imagine Yuan Bai, but such a person is actually different under the skin.

Yuan Bai glanced at the position of the name subconsciously, "Is this really okay?"

You Buyi said casually: "It's okay, it's not the first time I've pretended to be a girl, it's better to say, it's much more convenient."

The smile on the corner of Yuan Bai's mouth froze, and he stared at You Buyi in disbelief.

You Buyi narrowed his eyes, "Huh? It's best not to say what you're thinking in your heart."

Yuan Bai raised his hand as if surrendering.

"Bro, I just have one question."

You Bu nodded sharply, motioning for him to ask.

Yuan Bai rubbed his hands hesitantly, "Well...you won't pretend to be a girl to be an emotional liar, cheating money, sex, body, and heart, right?"

Youbuyi said indifferently: "Look at what you said, can the sacrifices and offerings they offered on their own initiative for my beauty be called cheating?"

Yuan Bai: "..."

Bad, bad, I don't know how many people in the golden word sea have already been killed by him.

Yuan Bai swallowed dryly.

It is still hard for him to imagine that a guy with an extrahuman personality like Youbuyi would be an emotional liar. This is simply telling him——Azathos, the outer god in the Cthulhu mythology, is going to play Shibuya hot girl to cheat uncle money !

Yuan Bai wiped his face.

is it possible?

impossible?

Yuan Bai sneaked a glance at the top [-] list that could already be queried on the panel.

After coming out of the proving ground, you can see the real-time ranking on the Jinzihai Top [-] list on your personal panel.

However, the top ten of this top [-] list are all red letters, it seems that the people at the top of the list are all heinous villains with red names.

At this time, Jinzihai Top [-] list is——

Remarks for ranking ID title

No.1 The king of lies meets him, don’t look, don’t listen, don’t talk to him, turn around and run away

No.2 Fengya Ode to the Human Summoning Department, he is the one who talks more about it

No.3 Nonsense, the sleeping master will kill you if you try it

No.4 Lan Ya daydream beauty is a dream is true?I like to kill in my dream

No.5 lawless, lustful, lustful, everyone likes it

No.6 Yin Siren's Eye Killer I Kill You With My Eyes

No.7 Gu Feng listens to the wind, the sea... bah, the sound of the wind crying~

No.8 Le Caiwei Xihua people knew he was coming, so I wouldn't come.

No.9 Chuyang is destined to be the protagonist of Dangdangdangdang, the protagonist of the boy manga is me!

No.10 She Yichun's Beauty in Time

The corner of Yuan Bai's mouth couldn't help twitching.

The remarks behind this are really wonderful, and it can be described as a complete collection of memes.

Although it seems that these people are not easy to provoke, but I always feel that these people seem to have encountered the murderous hands of my little brother.

Yuan Bai stared at the two vest titles "King of Lies" and "Sex Eater" that You Buyi had seen before.

what to do?I feel like my little brother has all the five poisons! Hey!

Yuan Bai: "Could it be that your uncle is also in the top ten... Bah, I mean the victim?"

You Buyi touched his chin thoughtfully, "Well, I don't know what aspect and degree you are referring to..."

"Stop, stop..."

Yuan Bai covered his ears, "I'm still a child, I don't want to listen!"

You Buyi curled the corners of his mouth, and said lightly: "I think you should read more about this list, especially the notes at the back. Although the world's comments are cheap, it is undeniable that he did point out some things. The dangers of the Trialists and their weaknesses."

Yuan Bai: "It's actually like this. No wonder after No.10, there are only titles, no ID and notes."

You Buyi: "This is the rule of Jinzihai. If you see a tester with the relevant title in the proving ground, his ID will be automatically displayed on your own top [-] list."

"How should I put it? This is like a private picture book for the top [-] testers. Only when you meet one of the above testers will you open the picture book."

You Buyi curled his fingers and touched his chin, "It's quite interesting."

"However, don't worry now, after all, the top [-] testers are only selected on the sea of ​​chaos."

"By the way, you can look at your personal panel again. It should have already given you a title based on your performance in the proving ground this time."

Yuan Bai turned his gaze and landed on his personal panel.

[ID: Yuanbai]

[Title: Slippery with a little luck]

[Skill System: Welcome to the Zoo]

[Leaderboard: Enabled (currently not included in the ranking, in short, you are very good~)]

[Team: Ship of Theseus]

【shopping mall】

"Wait, did you name the team so quickly?"

"What the hell is this title? What does it mean to be a lucky student? Is the world jealous of the silky feeling that I was taken away by the boss?"

Yuan Bai rubbed his cheeks, "This world is really full of malice."

You Buyi "tsk tsk" twice, "I don't want to see who researched it, but I have the same virtue as who."

Yuan Bai blinked, "It sounds like, brother, you seem to know the developer of the game company?"

You Bu looked into Yuan Bai's eyes, "Speaking of which, aren't you curious about my title?"

Yuan Bai grasped his sleeves tightly, his eyes widened, "Can I really watch it?"

You Buyi smiled, "Trust is mutual."

Yuan Bai: "..."

For some reason, he subconsciously remembered the evaluation given to You Buyi on the leaderboard, "When you meet him, don't look, don't listen, don't talk to him, please turn around and run."

So, even the world is saying that Yu Buyi doesn't have a single truth in his mouth, right?

He shook his head, putting the thought aside for a moment.

You Buyi seemed to know what Yuan Bai was thinking, nodded and said, "That's right, don't be fooled by this world."

He shared his panel with Yuan Bai.

Yuan Bai lowered his head to check, and saw You Buyi's personal panel read——

[ID: Liston]

[Title: Puppeteer with Unlucky Luck]

[Skill System: Bubble Blowing]

[Leaderboard: not yet opened (Can you do it yourself, don't you have a point in your heart?)]

[Team: Ship of Theseus]

【shopping mall】

Here it comes, here it comes, even a boss can't avoid the fate of being ridiculed, but...

"Liston? This is... you used a nickname card?"

You Buyi casually brushed the hair on his forehead, "Yeah, I'm well-known, if I don't change my name, I'm afraid they'll line up to deliver food to me, even though they have all the food, but eating too much is a bit exhausting .”

Co-authoring the entire sea of ​​golden characters, is there no one you can look up to?

Yuan Bai: "That's it...it turns out that your skill system is really just blowing bubbles. It seems that you can't rely too much on the skill system in the future."

Yuan Bai thought about it, put the processed fish into the pot, added water and various seasonings, covered the pot, and cooked it slowly.

He suddenly thought of something, "Didn't you say that you are going to let your vest fall to death? Why do I still see you on the ranking list?"

You Buyi: "Well, the top ten vests are a little bit reluctant, so let Yu Xianyuan and Meng Sanwu die first, and Dumb and Lawless will come later."

You Buyi smiled and said, "Even if it is death, I still want the death of my vest to be placed in the most appropriate place as the best pawn."

Yuan Bai sighed, and said with some concern: "I just hope that brother, your African luck will not affect your plan."

You Buyi froze, and stared at Yuan Bai speechlessly, "Shut your crow's mouth."

But Yuan Bai's words also reminded him that maybe his enemies really hindered his plan.

You Buyi thought about it and said, "It seems that the action should be faster..."

You Buyi called up the Jinzihai Forum interface and searched for relevant information on it.

While waiting for the pot to boil, Yuan Bai boredly looked at the personal interface shared by You Buyi.

His personal interface is different from other people's, and there are folded file labels, which are written one by one - no three, no law, Yu Xianyuan, Meng Sanwu, Su Jiujiu, Liston and Ding Ding seven name.

The first four are the vests that he knows, Liston is the one that You Buyi is using now, and Ding Ding is the white-haired girl's trumpet newly built by the younger brother, so who is this Su Jiujiu?Why have you never heard of it?

Before Yuan Bai could ask anything, You Buyi automatically disconnected the sharing.

You Budao: "Anyway, there's still time, I'll go meet other people first, your underage addiction prevention mechanism is about to start, go offline now."

Yuan Bai: "But..."

Before he finished speaking, he found that his actions had become stuck, and when he got stuck, he suddenly woke up.

Yuan Bai opened his eyes, looking at the lid of the game compartment in front of him.

"Ah, my little brother must have done it on purpose!"

He must have counted the opening time of the anti-addiction mechanism, but what exactly is Yu Buyi going to do?What about that trumpet named Su Jiujiu?

Yuan Bai sat up and hugged his head, "Damn it, there are still many questions I haven't asked him."

Why did his eyes turn red and black again?His legs could get better why not?Now that he has a name card, it is not impossible to use any props to rest his legs, right?He hadn't heard that You Buyi and the other vests were not good at walking.

More importantly...

"I haven't had a sip of the fish soup I just made, hey!"