The whole world is the vest of the boss!
Chapter 26
"woo woo woo woo--"
The thick black smoke from the black chimney covered the sky and flooded the light blue sky. If you sniff hard, you can even smell the burning smell.
The second and third decks are a bit empty. Most of the upper-middle-class passengers living on the second and third floors choose to go back to their rooms to take a rest. Only the decks on the first floor are full of plainly dressed people. After all, if they choose to go back to their rooms, You have to squeeze a few people in a windowless cruise ship room, where the air is not as good as the deck.
There are a lot of these people, but they have no characteristics, and they are equally desolate, so it is difficult for people to remember them.
In the corner of the first deck, a man dressed as a homeless man is lazily leaning on the railing to bask in the sun.
He half-closed his eyes, looking like he was about to fall asleep, but he was secretly observing the people on the first deck.
Although the mission has not been announced until now, he has already guessed what the nature of this mission will be.
the reason is--
As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself on a steam ship in the early 20th century. He took a look at himself with a smooth iron railing that could reflect a figure, and found that he was now a penniless tramp with a The title that should be displayed on the screen is also missing.
In just a few seconds of the opening of the proving ground, he quickly realized that this game requires the proctor to hide himself. Once his identity is revealed, he might encounter some danger.
In this case, the wheelchair he had prepared for himself would naturally not be able to be taken out.
That thing is too eye-catching in this day and age, not to mention, where does a homeless man get the money to get a wheelchair?
——That's right, he was a donkey before Yuanbai. In the proving ground, it's not that his legs couldn't walk, and the wheelchair wasn't equipped for him by the proving ground, but he bought it himself.
He came to Jinzihai with a purpose, so how could he always put his weakness in such an obvious place.
He intends to put weaknesses, that's called design; he knows the weaknesses but doesn't make up, that's called stupidity.
You Buyi lowered his head, his long messy hair obscured his vision, and his whole body turned into a puddle of liquid and fell on the deck, just like an old cat basking in the sun leisurely in the afternoon.
At this moment, a man walked by in front of him.
You Buyi glanced at the man with his eyes hidden behind his hair.
This man is too conspicuous, because this guy's skin is actually green.
You Buyi closed his eyes, calmed down, and listened to the man's thoughts——
"Hey, it really is a game. No one pays attention to my conspicuous appearance. Really, I thought it would cause a sensation."
You Buyi: "..."
Which sand sculpture player krypton gold bought a wonderful skin color!
This kind of skin color can actually be sold, and the money in the game is too easy to earn, right?
Earn money for yourself with the setting of Jinzihai... It's really amazing, as expected of Su Buyu who came out of the infinite world.
At this time, two different footsteps approached not too far away, and also passed in front of You Buyi.
You Buyi opened his eyes and glanced at the two people, one tall and one short.
Jiang Chengfeng and her younger brother Jiang Chengyue.
Not long after, another person chased the green-skinned tester past Youbuyi.
You Buyi couldn't help being slightly tempted.
How about fooling Jiang Chengfeng and asking her to dye her hair or face green the next time she enters the training ground. With this kind of weird appearance, she can fish out a group of testers without much effort.
When these people were some distance away from him, You Buyi slowly stood up holding the railing.
He moved tremblingly, with unsteady steps and trembling legs.
In this way, he slowly moved into the cabin at a speed that others were anxious for him.
There is a long corridor in the cabin, and there are compartments next to it. The compartments have no doors, and the entire cabin on the first floor has no windows.
Although the cruise ship had just set sail, the entire first floor already smelt of sweat, feet, food, spirits and bad perfume.
This is really bad.
Even spirits and perfume can be brought on board casually, if there is no fire here, it will be sorry for its "666" proving ground name.
If this sails to the sea and catches fire halfway, then it really has not happened.
You Buyi took out a crumpled ferry ticket from his pocket, and according to the number on the ticket, he found the "dog hole" where he was caught in the middle, "no village in front, no shop in back".
Holding on to the wall, he slowly moved into the "dog hole".
It is estimated that it is to leave enough space for the upper class. The cabin here is not high, probably less than two meters, and the height of these two meters is not evenly divided into the space for the upper, middle and lower beds.
In the small cave, there are three beds hanging on the left wall and three beds hanging on the right wall. Such a doorway can accommodate six low-class people to sleep.
The upper bunk didn't even have a ladder for the lower class to climb up to.
At this time, people were already lying on the lower floors on the left and right sides, and his bed was on the uppermost floor on the right.
This is bullying people with bad legs, right?
You Buyi leaned against the wall and sighed deeply.
"If you want to go up, go up, don't block here, get out!"
At the bottom, a tall and thick man yelled cursing, and when he opened his mouth, he exhaled a strong smell of low-quality alcohol.
You Buyi coughed weakly, "I'm really sorry, I'm going to a big city for medical treatment, cough, cough, my legs and feet are not good, so I can't climb up."
"I don't care if you can climb up or not, roll!"
"Yeah, go away, don't infect us with the disease."
"I think you have a severe cough, so it must be consumption?"
"Damn it, I really don't want to take the lives of people at the bottom of my life. I'm going to sue the people on this ship."
The four passengers who had already occupied their seats resisted You Buyi's approach, and even threatened to throw him down to feed the fish if he still came in.
You Buyi whispered, "Then where should I live?"
"Who cares about you!"
"If you can get to the third floor, go to the bars and restaurants on the third floor. It is said that rich people have fun all night there."
"Why don't you go to the boiler room below and help them burn coal, maybe they can take pity on you and let you sleep in the coal pile!"
They make fun of bums wantonly, trying to regain some human confidence in someone worse than themselves.
They talked and laughed, not afraid of the hatred and revenge of a homeless man, and even hoped that the homeless man would show more ugly appearances of being bullied.
Who knows, You Buyi actually nodded, "Thank you for your suggestions, I will think carefully about it."
They grinned, but the laughter stopped inexplicably.
This unplanned reaction made them stunned inexplicably, not knowing what to do.
Youbuyi said lightly: "I'm going to pack up and go to the boiler room for a night, you guys..."
He glanced at the ground that was piled with all kinds of garbage.
It took less than half an hour to get on the boat, but they can create this kind of virtue. Are these guys garbage machines?
"...Let me help you clean up the trash, after all, you're going to live here...well, how long has it been?"
The passenger who didn't react subconsciously said: "I heard conversations from the upper deck, it seems like a seven-day journey."
"That's it."
While listening, You Buyi picked up the rubbish on the ground, including wine bottles with a little leftover wine, lighters, empty cigarette cases, cigarette butts, paper clips, cotton falling out of clothes, and some nylon used to pack something rope.
He fiddled with these things slowly, put some bits and pieces of trash into his pockets, held the empty bottle in his hand, turned and left.
The moment he went out, he threw something under the drunk man's bed under the cover of his body.
……
You Buyi walked slowly with the wine bottle in his hand.
Although the cabin on the first floor is simple, at least the passengers here are provided with free water, but the water is not known where it is obtained. There seems to be a layer of dust floating on the cold water, which makes people really not want to drink it.
You Buyi filled several bottles of water with wine bottles, and continued to move forward slowly.
He found a big man with drunken eyes and sold the wine in his hand. Because the big man had no money in his hand, he exchanged these bottles of residual wine mixed with a lot of water for the clean clothes in the big man's box. However, the clothes in this box belonged to his daughter.
By the way, when he was cleaning up the trash for passengers in other "caves", he took away a pair of ladies' black leather shoes, a cheap and inferior lipstick, a black ribbon for packing, and a light gold curtain rope with tassels.
You Buyi hid behind the stairs, changed into a plain black long dress, put on black pumps, and tied his hair with a black ribbon.
Although his face hasn't changed much, his hair has turned auburn and his eyeballs have turned caramel, making it difficult to recognize him at a glance.
You Buyi tugged at the skirt on his body, and found that there was some space around the waist.
He tied the golden curtain rope with tassels around his waist as a belt, and tied a beautiful knot at the end, so it was not at all obvious that the thing on his waist was actually a curtain rope.
After dressing herself up, You Bu twisted her lipstick.
There isn't much lipstick left, not even enough to wring out.
You Buyi stretched out his index finger and middle finger, picked out the lipstick, and spread it on his lips bit by bit.
He rubbed it with his hands again, spread it on the back of his hand, and put some on his eyelids and cheeks, making his face more like a girl with a rosy complexion who loves to dress up.
After taking care of himself, he unpacked his original clothes and shoes and threw them into various rooms.
With his head down, he held the hem of his long skirt and walked up the stairs slowly.
This staircase leads to the second deck, and there are usually people guarding the door, and people downstairs are not allowed to go upstairs casually.
Even on a cruise ship, people are divided into classes.
You Buyi was not in a hurry to open the door, but stood on the side of the stairs, folded his arms, and waited silently against the wall.
After a while, the cabin suddenly became noisy.
Someone shouted: "It's on fire, come and put out the fire!"
"Water! Where is the water!"
The people in the cabin were in a mess, and their voices became louder and louder.
"boom--"
The door next to You Buyi was suddenly pushed open, and the crew guarding the door hurried down and shouted loudly, "What's going on? Where's the fire?"
He ran down the stairs "dendendenden".
You Buyi lifted his skirt and walked out slowly through the door he opened.
Going out from the door is still a corridor, but this time the corridor is slightly decorated.
After he went out, he didn't leave in a hurry, but pulled the door next to him casually.
The door was locked, and he knocked, but there was no answer.
You Buyi calmly took out the paper clip and broke it into a small piece of wire.
He put the wire into the keyhole, poked it twice casually, and with a "click", this old-fashioned lock that should be eliminated was pried open by him.
You Buyi walked into the room.
This is a private room for the guests on the second deck. There is a small window with beds, tables and chairs inside.
You Buyi closed the door, and casually picked up a transparent glass from the table next to him.
He pressed the rim of the transparent glass against the door, and put his ear to the bottom of the glass.
After a while, there were footsteps at the door next to it.
"Sister...uh, brother, where are we going?"
"Let's find a place to hide first, and observe the situation before we talk about it. It's strange that we haven't been given the task yet, but the emergency happened first."
"Why did it catch fire? Did it lead into the plot, or did someone set it on purpose? Is the person who set the fire an enemy or a friend?"
"...Brother, I don't understand."
"Oh, I didn't expect you to understand, I was just talking to myself, um, it's good that we live on the second floor, it's not conspicuous here, and the living conditions are not so unbearable, the first floor is too short, I'm always afraid that you accidentally bump your head."
"……someone is coming."
"Come on!"
The two left in a hurry.
Soon, another footstep sounded.
The man walked briskly and seemed to be in a good mood.
At this moment, You Buyi heard the announcement of the cruise ship——
[Dangdang, welcome everyone to the trial ground. This trial will be held on this cruise ship. Please enjoy the cruise vacation to the fullest. 】
[This cruise departs from Qihang Island and ends at Carnival Island. If you successfully arrive at Carnival Island, you will enjoy the carnival with the residents of the island. How about it?awesome huh? 】
[By the way, I almost forgot to mention the mission of the proving ground this time. 】
【Well, what is the mission this time?Oops, seems to have forgotten. 】
[Forget it, let's just say it casually. 】
[This time your task is - to avoid being eaten by monsters hiding in the crowd! 】
【How about it?very simple, right?Hee hee, I can't wait to see your performance. 】
【By the way, don't trust everyone on this ship, not even your companion. Who knows if he got a secret mission to help monsters eat people? 】
[Then, please work hard to make you more delicious! 】
You Buyi couldn't help frowning.
The task this time is really long-winded, and there is something wrong with the tone.
"A monster hiding in the crowd? Damn, it's not like a werewolf again, right? It will be eaten, shit, why should I adjust the pain synchronization to [-]%? Ah, it’s over, it will hurt to death if you are eaten! No, no, I don’t want, mom, I want to get off the boat!”
The tester screamed wildly and ran away from the corridor.
You Buyi touched his temple.
Rao has a powerful brain and can calculate the various reactions of this person, and he never thought that he would call his mother at the beginning and yell to get off the boat.
Sure enough, sand sculptures are still needed to defeat smart people.
Because the sand sculpture experimenter was making a lot of noise, fragmentary footsteps soon sounded in the corridor, as if a group of crew members had come to arrest the experimenter.
The door to the second floor was also closed.
There are also two testers who have not come up from the first floor.
You Buyi crossed his arms and thought silently: The mission this time is to avoid being eaten by monsters. There are obviously monsters on this ship. It is easy to avoid everyone from the beginning to the end. Is it also considered a tester mission success?
The idea is too beautiful, how could it be so simple!
Especially the tone of voice when he said this... It doesn't sound like he would be so happy to let the testers pass the level smoothly.
If these testers—choose to hide for a week and wait for the boat to dock to automatically succeed in the mission—also fail the mission, what measures will this world take?
If he were the world, what measure would he choose?
That must be—you thought you escaped to heaven, but in fact you didn’t get rid of the tragic fate at all. Your efforts to avoid danger have pushed yourself into a dangerous situation.
This is his favorite drama.
In this case……
You Bu raised his tail and revealed a cruel smile.
"I thought about it."
"So that's what they're going to do."
"It's really disgusting fun."
He reached out and stroked the end of his new-colored hair.
"Are the secret missions on the broadcast real? I haven't received any secret missions now. Am I a person who has no secrets? Or... the real secret is actually this secret mission."
You Buyi tidied up his clothes, and ransacked the room without leaving any traces.
In the end, he took only a sewing kit with him when he left the room.
……
Holding a sewing kit, You Buyi walked slowly through the corridor with his head down.
After walking for a while, I heard someone talking and laughing.
The middle-level people on the second floor were chatting about their families and vacation plans, happily enjoying their happy life as middle-level people, and did not question whether it was reasonable for them to be separated like a virus and not be allowed to go to the top deck. My own life is much better than that of the inferior people.
They accuse those inferiors of being born low and not enterprising.
On the second floor, there is a small restaurant for self-eating, which is a buffet, which can be taken by passengers at will.
You Buyi glanced inside and saw a conspicuous tall man.
Next to the tall man was a short woman dressed as a man, and opposite them was a young man in a formal suit with a tender face.
Three people sat at a table, as if they were discussing something.
You Buyi turned his head and said to the waiter at the side: "The two people over there are on the first floor of the cabin, right? How come they are on the second floor? Could it be that you can let them run wild on your boat?"
The waiter looked at You Buyi, who was neatly dressed and naturally beautiful, and said hesitantly, "I'm sorry, guest, are you..."
You Buyi frowned, and sharply accused: "Is this the service of your cruise ship? What will you do if this kind of person bumps into the lady? Our lady is weak and sick, and I can't smell the stench brought by these people, and, once What if they have germs on them?"
The waiter blushed when he was told, and immediately said: "Yes, you are right, these low-class people are not allowed to go to the upper class, but a guest here said that those two are friends he knows, so we... "
You Buyi glanced at him coldly, "I must tell our lady to go..."
The waiter was shocked, "Don't worry, I will find someone to drive them out."
Only then did You Buyi nod like a lady's personal maid domineering, "I hope you can handle this matter well, I just heard a strange person yelling in the corridor."
The waiter sighed: "Isn't that right, that guest seems to have lost his mind and shouted to get off the boat, but now he can't see the pier, what kind of boat to get off, we have to lock him in a small room alone to prevent him from injuring other passengers."
You Buyi raised his hand and covered his forehead with the back of his hand, "Oh my god, that's really terrible, I'm going to faint, where are the smelling salts? Oh my god..."
The waiter quickly supported him, "Ma'am, are you okay? Ma'am?"
You Buyi covered his face, "It's too scary, I'm going to tell my lady."
He knocked the waiter away and stumbled away.
The waiter sighed, and asked the companion next to him to call the crew to inquire about the details of the two passengers.
When he had finished his order, he turned and saw something shiny on the ground, which seemed to be a thimble ring.
"Isn't that what the maid just left accidentally?"
He blushed, held the thimble ring, and hurriedly followed the footsteps of the maid.
He chased all the way to the top of the stairs leading from the second floor to the third floor, and found that the maid was stopped by a crew member.
The waiter hurriedly said, "Miss Maid, this is the ring you accidentally dropped."
You Bu turned around and stared at the thimble ring on his hand with a surprised expression, "Huh? Did I actually drop this?"
"Really, I'm so sloppy, Miss Huihui can talk about me again."
He reached out to take the thimble ring from the waiter and whispered thanks.
The waiter blushed even more, "No, it's nothing, as long as you don't delay your affairs, Miss Maid, after all, your lady seems to be quite strict."
You Buyi lowered his eyelashes, with a sad expression on his face.
The waiter stared at him intently, and asked in a low voice, "Did something happen?"
You Buyi shook his head, "Please stop guessing, and don't say anything about it in the future, this is a private matter about me and my young lady."
"Huh?" The waiter rolled his eyes.
Immediately, he immediately said: "Don't worry, I won't say anything."
Then he turned his attention to the crew members who were secretly poking and listening to gossip.
"What happened?" the waiter asked.
The crew explained to him in a good temper: "It's nothing, it's just a misunderstanding. Since she is the lady's maid, I will let her go quickly."
You Buyi: "Just now you heard..."
The crew members were well aware of the pissing nature of the ladies and gentlemen on the upper floors, and immediately shook their heads and said, "No, no, no, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't talk to you. I don't know anything."
You Buyi let out a sigh of relief, turned to the waiter and said, "Thank you, may I have the honor to know the name of this gentleman?"
The waiter straightened his back, showing a restrained but happy smile, "My name is Anxi, you can come to me if you are fine."
You Buyi smiled, flapping his eyelashes, "Okay."
He walked through the door and looked back again.
Anxi waved his hand slightly at him, and the crew on the side looked up at the sky, pretending that they didn't see anything.
You Buyi smiled again, and then left without haste with the sewing kit.
This floor is the third floor where nobles and the rich can only live. The wide corridor is covered with stylish wallpapers and decorative paintings on the walls. After walking a few steps, you can see a small table in the corridor with water bottle with fresh flowers in bloom.
Even the air here smells of gold leaf and arrogance.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-12-0518:09:55~2020-12-0523:50:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Xiya 1;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xiya, Zhirong 1;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The thick black smoke from the black chimney covered the sky and flooded the light blue sky. If you sniff hard, you can even smell the burning smell.
The second and third decks are a bit empty. Most of the upper-middle-class passengers living on the second and third floors choose to go back to their rooms to take a rest. Only the decks on the first floor are full of plainly dressed people. After all, if they choose to go back to their rooms, You have to squeeze a few people in a windowless cruise ship room, where the air is not as good as the deck.
There are a lot of these people, but they have no characteristics, and they are equally desolate, so it is difficult for people to remember them.
In the corner of the first deck, a man dressed as a homeless man is lazily leaning on the railing to bask in the sun.
He half-closed his eyes, looking like he was about to fall asleep, but he was secretly observing the people on the first deck.
Although the mission has not been announced until now, he has already guessed what the nature of this mission will be.
the reason is--
As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself on a steam ship in the early 20th century. He took a look at himself with a smooth iron railing that could reflect a figure, and found that he was now a penniless tramp with a The title that should be displayed on the screen is also missing.
In just a few seconds of the opening of the proving ground, he quickly realized that this game requires the proctor to hide himself. Once his identity is revealed, he might encounter some danger.
In this case, the wheelchair he had prepared for himself would naturally not be able to be taken out.
That thing is too eye-catching in this day and age, not to mention, where does a homeless man get the money to get a wheelchair?
——That's right, he was a donkey before Yuanbai. In the proving ground, it's not that his legs couldn't walk, and the wheelchair wasn't equipped for him by the proving ground, but he bought it himself.
He came to Jinzihai with a purpose, so how could he always put his weakness in such an obvious place.
He intends to put weaknesses, that's called design; he knows the weaknesses but doesn't make up, that's called stupidity.
You Buyi lowered his head, his long messy hair obscured his vision, and his whole body turned into a puddle of liquid and fell on the deck, just like an old cat basking in the sun leisurely in the afternoon.
At this moment, a man walked by in front of him.
You Buyi glanced at the man with his eyes hidden behind his hair.
This man is too conspicuous, because this guy's skin is actually green.
You Buyi closed his eyes, calmed down, and listened to the man's thoughts——
"Hey, it really is a game. No one pays attention to my conspicuous appearance. Really, I thought it would cause a sensation."
You Buyi: "..."
Which sand sculpture player krypton gold bought a wonderful skin color!
This kind of skin color can actually be sold, and the money in the game is too easy to earn, right?
Earn money for yourself with the setting of Jinzihai... It's really amazing, as expected of Su Buyu who came out of the infinite world.
At this time, two different footsteps approached not too far away, and also passed in front of You Buyi.
You Buyi opened his eyes and glanced at the two people, one tall and one short.
Jiang Chengfeng and her younger brother Jiang Chengyue.
Not long after, another person chased the green-skinned tester past Youbuyi.
You Buyi couldn't help being slightly tempted.
How about fooling Jiang Chengfeng and asking her to dye her hair or face green the next time she enters the training ground. With this kind of weird appearance, she can fish out a group of testers without much effort.
When these people were some distance away from him, You Buyi slowly stood up holding the railing.
He moved tremblingly, with unsteady steps and trembling legs.
In this way, he slowly moved into the cabin at a speed that others were anxious for him.
There is a long corridor in the cabin, and there are compartments next to it. The compartments have no doors, and the entire cabin on the first floor has no windows.
Although the cruise ship had just set sail, the entire first floor already smelt of sweat, feet, food, spirits and bad perfume.
This is really bad.
Even spirits and perfume can be brought on board casually, if there is no fire here, it will be sorry for its "666" proving ground name.
If this sails to the sea and catches fire halfway, then it really has not happened.
You Buyi took out a crumpled ferry ticket from his pocket, and according to the number on the ticket, he found the "dog hole" where he was caught in the middle, "no village in front, no shop in back".
Holding on to the wall, he slowly moved into the "dog hole".
It is estimated that it is to leave enough space for the upper class. The cabin here is not high, probably less than two meters, and the height of these two meters is not evenly divided into the space for the upper, middle and lower beds.
In the small cave, there are three beds hanging on the left wall and three beds hanging on the right wall. Such a doorway can accommodate six low-class people to sleep.
The upper bunk didn't even have a ladder for the lower class to climb up to.
At this time, people were already lying on the lower floors on the left and right sides, and his bed was on the uppermost floor on the right.
This is bullying people with bad legs, right?
You Buyi leaned against the wall and sighed deeply.
"If you want to go up, go up, don't block here, get out!"
At the bottom, a tall and thick man yelled cursing, and when he opened his mouth, he exhaled a strong smell of low-quality alcohol.
You Buyi coughed weakly, "I'm really sorry, I'm going to a big city for medical treatment, cough, cough, my legs and feet are not good, so I can't climb up."
"I don't care if you can climb up or not, roll!"
"Yeah, go away, don't infect us with the disease."
"I think you have a severe cough, so it must be consumption?"
"Damn it, I really don't want to take the lives of people at the bottom of my life. I'm going to sue the people on this ship."
The four passengers who had already occupied their seats resisted You Buyi's approach, and even threatened to throw him down to feed the fish if he still came in.
You Buyi whispered, "Then where should I live?"
"Who cares about you!"
"If you can get to the third floor, go to the bars and restaurants on the third floor. It is said that rich people have fun all night there."
"Why don't you go to the boiler room below and help them burn coal, maybe they can take pity on you and let you sleep in the coal pile!"
They make fun of bums wantonly, trying to regain some human confidence in someone worse than themselves.
They talked and laughed, not afraid of the hatred and revenge of a homeless man, and even hoped that the homeless man would show more ugly appearances of being bullied.
Who knows, You Buyi actually nodded, "Thank you for your suggestions, I will think carefully about it."
They grinned, but the laughter stopped inexplicably.
This unplanned reaction made them stunned inexplicably, not knowing what to do.
Youbuyi said lightly: "I'm going to pack up and go to the boiler room for a night, you guys..."
He glanced at the ground that was piled with all kinds of garbage.
It took less than half an hour to get on the boat, but they can create this kind of virtue. Are these guys garbage machines?
"...Let me help you clean up the trash, after all, you're going to live here...well, how long has it been?"
The passenger who didn't react subconsciously said: "I heard conversations from the upper deck, it seems like a seven-day journey."
"That's it."
While listening, You Buyi picked up the rubbish on the ground, including wine bottles with a little leftover wine, lighters, empty cigarette cases, cigarette butts, paper clips, cotton falling out of clothes, and some nylon used to pack something rope.
He fiddled with these things slowly, put some bits and pieces of trash into his pockets, held the empty bottle in his hand, turned and left.
The moment he went out, he threw something under the drunk man's bed under the cover of his body.
……
You Buyi walked slowly with the wine bottle in his hand.
Although the cabin on the first floor is simple, at least the passengers here are provided with free water, but the water is not known where it is obtained. There seems to be a layer of dust floating on the cold water, which makes people really not want to drink it.
You Buyi filled several bottles of water with wine bottles, and continued to move forward slowly.
He found a big man with drunken eyes and sold the wine in his hand. Because the big man had no money in his hand, he exchanged these bottles of residual wine mixed with a lot of water for the clean clothes in the big man's box. However, the clothes in this box belonged to his daughter.
By the way, when he was cleaning up the trash for passengers in other "caves", he took away a pair of ladies' black leather shoes, a cheap and inferior lipstick, a black ribbon for packing, and a light gold curtain rope with tassels.
You Buyi hid behind the stairs, changed into a plain black long dress, put on black pumps, and tied his hair with a black ribbon.
Although his face hasn't changed much, his hair has turned auburn and his eyeballs have turned caramel, making it difficult to recognize him at a glance.
You Buyi tugged at the skirt on his body, and found that there was some space around the waist.
He tied the golden curtain rope with tassels around his waist as a belt, and tied a beautiful knot at the end, so it was not at all obvious that the thing on his waist was actually a curtain rope.
After dressing herself up, You Bu twisted her lipstick.
There isn't much lipstick left, not even enough to wring out.
You Buyi stretched out his index finger and middle finger, picked out the lipstick, and spread it on his lips bit by bit.
He rubbed it with his hands again, spread it on the back of his hand, and put some on his eyelids and cheeks, making his face more like a girl with a rosy complexion who loves to dress up.
After taking care of himself, he unpacked his original clothes and shoes and threw them into various rooms.
With his head down, he held the hem of his long skirt and walked up the stairs slowly.
This staircase leads to the second deck, and there are usually people guarding the door, and people downstairs are not allowed to go upstairs casually.
Even on a cruise ship, people are divided into classes.
You Buyi was not in a hurry to open the door, but stood on the side of the stairs, folded his arms, and waited silently against the wall.
After a while, the cabin suddenly became noisy.
Someone shouted: "It's on fire, come and put out the fire!"
"Water! Where is the water!"
The people in the cabin were in a mess, and their voices became louder and louder.
"boom--"
The door next to You Buyi was suddenly pushed open, and the crew guarding the door hurried down and shouted loudly, "What's going on? Where's the fire?"
He ran down the stairs "dendendenden".
You Buyi lifted his skirt and walked out slowly through the door he opened.
Going out from the door is still a corridor, but this time the corridor is slightly decorated.
After he went out, he didn't leave in a hurry, but pulled the door next to him casually.
The door was locked, and he knocked, but there was no answer.
You Buyi calmly took out the paper clip and broke it into a small piece of wire.
He put the wire into the keyhole, poked it twice casually, and with a "click", this old-fashioned lock that should be eliminated was pried open by him.
You Buyi walked into the room.
This is a private room for the guests on the second deck. There is a small window with beds, tables and chairs inside.
You Buyi closed the door, and casually picked up a transparent glass from the table next to him.
He pressed the rim of the transparent glass against the door, and put his ear to the bottom of the glass.
After a while, there were footsteps at the door next to it.
"Sister...uh, brother, where are we going?"
"Let's find a place to hide first, and observe the situation before we talk about it. It's strange that we haven't been given the task yet, but the emergency happened first."
"Why did it catch fire? Did it lead into the plot, or did someone set it on purpose? Is the person who set the fire an enemy or a friend?"
"...Brother, I don't understand."
"Oh, I didn't expect you to understand, I was just talking to myself, um, it's good that we live on the second floor, it's not conspicuous here, and the living conditions are not so unbearable, the first floor is too short, I'm always afraid that you accidentally bump your head."
"……someone is coming."
"Come on!"
The two left in a hurry.
Soon, another footstep sounded.
The man walked briskly and seemed to be in a good mood.
At this moment, You Buyi heard the announcement of the cruise ship——
[Dangdang, welcome everyone to the trial ground. This trial will be held on this cruise ship. Please enjoy the cruise vacation to the fullest. 】
[This cruise departs from Qihang Island and ends at Carnival Island. If you successfully arrive at Carnival Island, you will enjoy the carnival with the residents of the island. How about it?awesome huh? 】
[By the way, I almost forgot to mention the mission of the proving ground this time. 】
【Well, what is the mission this time?Oops, seems to have forgotten. 】
[Forget it, let's just say it casually. 】
[This time your task is - to avoid being eaten by monsters hiding in the crowd! 】
【How about it?very simple, right?Hee hee, I can't wait to see your performance. 】
【By the way, don't trust everyone on this ship, not even your companion. Who knows if he got a secret mission to help monsters eat people? 】
[Then, please work hard to make you more delicious! 】
You Buyi couldn't help frowning.
The task this time is really long-winded, and there is something wrong with the tone.
"A monster hiding in the crowd? Damn, it's not like a werewolf again, right? It will be eaten, shit, why should I adjust the pain synchronization to [-]%? Ah, it’s over, it will hurt to death if you are eaten! No, no, I don’t want, mom, I want to get off the boat!”
The tester screamed wildly and ran away from the corridor.
You Buyi touched his temple.
Rao has a powerful brain and can calculate the various reactions of this person, and he never thought that he would call his mother at the beginning and yell to get off the boat.
Sure enough, sand sculptures are still needed to defeat smart people.
Because the sand sculpture experimenter was making a lot of noise, fragmentary footsteps soon sounded in the corridor, as if a group of crew members had come to arrest the experimenter.
The door to the second floor was also closed.
There are also two testers who have not come up from the first floor.
You Buyi crossed his arms and thought silently: The mission this time is to avoid being eaten by monsters. There are obviously monsters on this ship. It is easy to avoid everyone from the beginning to the end. Is it also considered a tester mission success?
The idea is too beautiful, how could it be so simple!
Especially the tone of voice when he said this... It doesn't sound like he would be so happy to let the testers pass the level smoothly.
If these testers—choose to hide for a week and wait for the boat to dock to automatically succeed in the mission—also fail the mission, what measures will this world take?
If he were the world, what measure would he choose?
That must be—you thought you escaped to heaven, but in fact you didn’t get rid of the tragic fate at all. Your efforts to avoid danger have pushed yourself into a dangerous situation.
This is his favorite drama.
In this case……
You Bu raised his tail and revealed a cruel smile.
"I thought about it."
"So that's what they're going to do."
"It's really disgusting fun."
He reached out and stroked the end of his new-colored hair.
"Are the secret missions on the broadcast real? I haven't received any secret missions now. Am I a person who has no secrets? Or... the real secret is actually this secret mission."
You Buyi tidied up his clothes, and ransacked the room without leaving any traces.
In the end, he took only a sewing kit with him when he left the room.
……
Holding a sewing kit, You Buyi walked slowly through the corridor with his head down.
After walking for a while, I heard someone talking and laughing.
The middle-level people on the second floor were chatting about their families and vacation plans, happily enjoying their happy life as middle-level people, and did not question whether it was reasonable for them to be separated like a virus and not be allowed to go to the top deck. My own life is much better than that of the inferior people.
They accuse those inferiors of being born low and not enterprising.
On the second floor, there is a small restaurant for self-eating, which is a buffet, which can be taken by passengers at will.
You Buyi glanced inside and saw a conspicuous tall man.
Next to the tall man was a short woman dressed as a man, and opposite them was a young man in a formal suit with a tender face.
Three people sat at a table, as if they were discussing something.
You Buyi turned his head and said to the waiter at the side: "The two people over there are on the first floor of the cabin, right? How come they are on the second floor? Could it be that you can let them run wild on your boat?"
The waiter looked at You Buyi, who was neatly dressed and naturally beautiful, and said hesitantly, "I'm sorry, guest, are you..."
You Buyi frowned, and sharply accused: "Is this the service of your cruise ship? What will you do if this kind of person bumps into the lady? Our lady is weak and sick, and I can't smell the stench brought by these people, and, once What if they have germs on them?"
The waiter blushed when he was told, and immediately said: "Yes, you are right, these low-class people are not allowed to go to the upper class, but a guest here said that those two are friends he knows, so we... "
You Buyi glanced at him coldly, "I must tell our lady to go..."
The waiter was shocked, "Don't worry, I will find someone to drive them out."
Only then did You Buyi nod like a lady's personal maid domineering, "I hope you can handle this matter well, I just heard a strange person yelling in the corridor."
The waiter sighed: "Isn't that right, that guest seems to have lost his mind and shouted to get off the boat, but now he can't see the pier, what kind of boat to get off, we have to lock him in a small room alone to prevent him from injuring other passengers."
You Buyi raised his hand and covered his forehead with the back of his hand, "Oh my god, that's really terrible, I'm going to faint, where are the smelling salts? Oh my god..."
The waiter quickly supported him, "Ma'am, are you okay? Ma'am?"
You Buyi covered his face, "It's too scary, I'm going to tell my lady."
He knocked the waiter away and stumbled away.
The waiter sighed, and asked the companion next to him to call the crew to inquire about the details of the two passengers.
When he had finished his order, he turned and saw something shiny on the ground, which seemed to be a thimble ring.
"Isn't that what the maid just left accidentally?"
He blushed, held the thimble ring, and hurriedly followed the footsteps of the maid.
He chased all the way to the top of the stairs leading from the second floor to the third floor, and found that the maid was stopped by a crew member.
The waiter hurriedly said, "Miss Maid, this is the ring you accidentally dropped."
You Bu turned around and stared at the thimble ring on his hand with a surprised expression, "Huh? Did I actually drop this?"
"Really, I'm so sloppy, Miss Huihui can talk about me again."
He reached out to take the thimble ring from the waiter and whispered thanks.
The waiter blushed even more, "No, it's nothing, as long as you don't delay your affairs, Miss Maid, after all, your lady seems to be quite strict."
You Buyi lowered his eyelashes, with a sad expression on his face.
The waiter stared at him intently, and asked in a low voice, "Did something happen?"
You Buyi shook his head, "Please stop guessing, and don't say anything about it in the future, this is a private matter about me and my young lady."
"Huh?" The waiter rolled his eyes.
Immediately, he immediately said: "Don't worry, I won't say anything."
Then he turned his attention to the crew members who were secretly poking and listening to gossip.
"What happened?" the waiter asked.
The crew explained to him in a good temper: "It's nothing, it's just a misunderstanding. Since she is the lady's maid, I will let her go quickly."
You Buyi: "Just now you heard..."
The crew members were well aware of the pissing nature of the ladies and gentlemen on the upper floors, and immediately shook their heads and said, "No, no, no, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't talk to you. I don't know anything."
You Buyi let out a sigh of relief, turned to the waiter and said, "Thank you, may I have the honor to know the name of this gentleman?"
The waiter straightened his back, showing a restrained but happy smile, "My name is Anxi, you can come to me if you are fine."
You Buyi smiled, flapping his eyelashes, "Okay."
He walked through the door and looked back again.
Anxi waved his hand slightly at him, and the crew on the side looked up at the sky, pretending that they didn't see anything.
You Buyi smiled again, and then left without haste with the sewing kit.
This floor is the third floor where nobles and the rich can only live. The wide corridor is covered with stylish wallpapers and decorative paintings on the walls. After walking a few steps, you can see a small table in the corridor with water bottle with fresh flowers in bloom.
Even the air here smells of gold leaf and arrogance.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-12-0518:09:55~2020-12-0523:50:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Xiya 1;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xiya, Zhirong 1;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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