After wearing it quickly, he found himself a white cut black

——[Small theater at the front desk]

Yuyu: "Da da da... In response to the voice of the masses, in addition to the small answer theater last night, our official small theater on Qixi Festival is also here—"

Host: "Actually, some people went to play on Qixi Festival today and don't want to code."

Yuyu: "It's okay, I'll make it up tomorrow."

Host: "Oh, hypocritical author."

Yuyu: "Director, I want to deduct the host's salary! Last time you said that the guest appearance is negotiable!"

Moderator: "I was wrong."

Today is also a day of being forced to bow to capitalism...

——【Mumu Small Theater】

Host: "Alright, after the cordial and friendly conversation between the host and the author just now, our Chinese Valentine's Day Theater has officially started, first of all, our protagonist Mu Mu—"

The host looked at the tablet in his hand, coughed lightly, and looked at the young man in front of him uncomfortably.

"Mu Mu, our small theater today is purely for friendship, no matter what we do, we put our deep feelings first.

The director prepared a few questions and said that all the readers are more interested. The director and the author stayed up all night to select them, so don't do it later. "

Otherwise, her salary would not be enough to subsidize medical expenses.

Host: "May I ask you and Mouxi... when was the first time you did that?"

Mu Mu: "It was a long time ago, I don't remember clearly."

Mouxi suddenly appeared: "That was the 320th year and three days when I was around him, and the spring was just right that day..."

Host: "Hey, it's not time for you to come on stage yet, the director hastened to drag him down! Otherwise, this small theater will stop broadcasting."

Host: "Let's continue the topic just now. How did you feel for the first time? Did you regret it afterwards? Or did you ever think about counter-pressure?"

Mu Mu: "It feels good, but I didn't think about other things. After all, I have to deal with so many things every day, so I don't have time to think about them."

Host: "Did you fall in love with each other before going to sleep, or after you fell in love?"

Mu Mu: "After sleeping, he treated me very well. After I became a law enforcement officer, he was the first and only person who said he would protect me, and he did."

Host: "Xuyu said that before you fell in love with Xxi, there were 700 years without any status or heart-wrenching business relationship. What did you think at that time?"

Mu Mu: "Everyone takes what they need, and they get the happiness they want from each other. It's a mutual wish transaction."

host:"……"

She felt a little sympathetic to Mouxi, but she couldn't help but wondered what to do.

Host: "Then do you still like him now?"

Mu Mu: "I like it. If it wasn't because of liking, I would have killed him when I knew it was him."

Yuyu: "Cub! Your idea is very dangerous! Director, director, hurry up and change!"

——[Xuxi Small Theater]

Host: "That's right, I'm still the one in the second interview. I'm doing the work of two people on one person's salary, and the unscrupulous author will deduct money from me..."

Host: "Let's invite another protagonist today, Mouxi."

Mouxi: "I don't deserve to have a name?"

Host: "You have to go to the author for this. The author said that he forgot how to write your name for a while, and who made you appear so few times, so let's make do."

Host: "Today, there are only a few questions about Xi. First, do you regret abandoning others because of your own self-righteousness?"

Mouxi: "..."

Mouxi: "I said I have no regrets, would you believe me? My intestines are full of regrets. It took more than 1000 years to catch up with the daughter-in-law. If you say no, you will be gone."

Host: "Your first time...huh? When did this question come in?"

How could she not remember having this question?

Mouxi blushed and coughed lightly: "The first time it was because the dark breath of Sihehai affected Mumu, and I happened to be next to him, and then I brought him back to Bahuang, and he pestered me for three times. God, we..."

Host: "Stop! I didn't ask you this! I just asked when you first met your parents. What are you talking about?"

Mouxi: "I haven't met the parents in this book, but in another book, the first time I met... I was kicked down from the Nine Heavens by my father-in-law..."

Host: "Oh, is this a small Tanabata benefit? Spoilers ahead of time."

Host: "Hey, since you said that, it seems that you and Mu Mu have known each other quite early."

Mouxi: "We knew each other before the Wanjie Administration appeared. He clearly said he liked me the most, but he turned around and forgot about me."

host:"……"

Where did the boudoir resent her husband come from.

Mu Mu: "..."

Anyway, he doesn't remember, and he won't take the blame.

Host: "Your pursuit of your husband is indeed a bit long. How do you plan to spend Qixi Festival today? Do you have any small gifts prepared?"

Mouxi: "I'm going to let him choose the place and things by himself, and then grow strawberries, drink milk, and..."

Host: "Okay, today's interview is over, we welcome the two protagonists to come again next time, quickly lower the curtain for me! The show is still on the air!

——[Forced to be a guest duo]

Director: "Don't leave, everyone! We have invited two special guests to our small theater today. Let us especially thank the author for his sponsorship."

Host (professional smirk): "Yes, that's right, it's me again, and I'm back again, working as three hosts with half my salary."

Host: "Today we have invited two special guests, Mu Qianyu and Jun Jiushu."

Host: "I found out that Jun Jiushu and Ye Jiushu, the male protagonist of the theater next door "Girl" seem to have collided with each other. Is there any special connection?"

Jun Jiushu: "The author said, after all, it was written by the same person. It's normal for names to collide, but I'm lucky, because it was my neighbor who changed my surname, not me."

Host: "From your tone, it seems that you dislike the author."

Has she found someone of the same kind? !

Jun Jiushu: "I don't dislike it very much, after all, a son does not think his mother is ugly."

Yuyu: "Huh?"

Host: "Jiu Shu, you and I hit it off right away!"

Mu Qianyu: "It's a bit windy here, I didn't catch it just now, can you try saying it again?"

Host: "No, it's nothing, I said you two are a perfect match, a perfect match from God..."

Host: "As the protagonists of the new book that has not yet been released, Mumu's two old fathers, how do you feel about being invited to our program group today?"

Mu Qianyu: "Forced."

Jun Jiushu: "In order to drink a cup of milk tea, it's fine for some people to perform on stage by themselves, and even pull the two of us out, heh, unscrupulous black-hearted author."

Yuyu, who was sitting under the stage drinking milk tea: "Ah, the milk tea is really fragrant, and my own son sells it comfortably."

The third shopkeeper who was watching the play next to him: "..."

Fortunately, she can make milk tea.

Host: "Hey, how do you two plan to spend Qixi Festival?"

Jun Jiushu: "One day's sleep is over. If some people didn't force me to participate in the show, I would still be lying on the bed."

The host stared at the pajama pants on Jun Jiushu's lower body: "I see."

Host: "Did you guys really not do anything else on such a special day as Qixi Festival? Like the previous couple, they are still preparing..."

Mu Qianyu: "I've played with those."

host:"……"

What just pressed past her face, like a wheel?

——【Backstage Small Theater】

Host: "Director, I quit, I want to resign."

Director: "I'll add three yuan to you."

Host: "Are you looking down on me? Is this something that can be solved with three dollars?!"

Director: "Five yuan, no more. Recently, the income has been sluggish."

Host: "Deal!"

Director: "Hurry up and go to the stage for the curtain call."

--【end】

Host: "Okay, that's it for today's Qixi Theater, thank you very much for your friendly performance. Now let's find a partner and drink milk tea!"

Of course, our program has also prepared a small gift for everyone who has no partner.

That's right, the program team is already on the way to send someone to catch Yumou, and we will pack it up and send it out after we catch it. "

Yuyu: "..."

Public avenging private revenge does not take such a report.

Host: "Let's see you next Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day—"