Quick Pass: Green Tea Strategy

He was thrown into the car by the cheap brother Lu Yicheng by the collar.

Before he had time to enjoy the quiet atmosphere for a while, Lu Yicheng, the irritable old man, began to output crazily to Lu Zicha.

"Little ancestor of the old Lu family, I beg you as your brother, okay, can we stop pestering Gu Yanqing?"

Lu Yicheng sat in the driver's seat and pressed a button, and the car started automatically, "Your reputation is bad enough now. Listen to my brother, you can take refuge on planet KG3056 tomorrow. The scenery there is beautiful, and the sea is rainbow-colored." Yes, the sea breeze is full of fragrance, you should take a rest."

Is the sea water rainbow-colored?

Lu Zicha felt that his mind was a little bit overwhelmed. He only felt that Lu Yicheng was buzzing around his ears like a bee, so he gave a very insincere "hm", and then said lightly: "I'll think about it again." .”

"Hehe, do you still want to think about it?" Lu Yicheng's anger never subsided, "Lu Zicha, you can't control everything, your brother, I will never pamper you again!"

Just when the optical brain came up with a message, Lu Yicheng turned on the optical brain angrily and began to reply to the message.

Lu Zicha finally managed to steal his cleanliness for a long time. He quietly summoned the system in his heart: "System system, why are you cheating on me again? What's going on in this world? Hurry up and pass on the plot to me!"

The system, which had really cheated the host, didn't dare to breathe, and immediately presented the plot.

After reading all the plot information in his brain, Lu Zicha finally figured out where the sense of discord he felt just listening to the people around him came from.

The name of this novel is "Interstellar Attack: The Playful Turtle of the Crazy Lord's House".

Upon hearing the title of this novel, Lu Zicha's proud expression almost collapsed.

what turtleWhat's more playful?

The name of this novel is too silly!Is the author of this novel serious?

Lu Yicheng, who was looking at the documents at the side, glanced inexplicably at his younger brother who almost gulped down from drinking water just now: "Drink slowly, don't be like the interstellar refugees, no one will grab you."

Lu Zicha: "..."

My brother has such a vicious tongue!What should I do to make him want to fight?

Thinking of the plot of the novel in this world, Lu Zicha's heart was filled with mixed feelings.

So, he took another big gulp of ice water to calm himself down!

"Interstellar Attack: Crazy Criticism of the Lord's Playful Turtle" is an interstellar romance novel.

In this huge interstellar world, after a long evolution, all human beings now have their own innate and unique spiritual bodies, as well as different levels of powerful spiritual power.

Human beings have various spirit bodies, and these spirit bodies can also merge with their bodies.

These spiritual bodies include loyal dogs, arrogant cats, fierce lions, and extremely fast cheetahs...

The protagonist Gong is Gu Yanqing, the largest lord of the empire, who can be called the patron saint of the empire.

His spiritual body is a black dragon.

The name of the other protagonist is Xin Weijia, and his spiritual body is a turtle.

Xin Weijia himself came from a very tattered asteroid that was not named but only numbered. After the mental body was fully grown and everyone tested their physical fitness, a rare asteroid with A-level mental power appeared on this unnamed asteroid. people.

In this way, Xin Weijia was recruited by the Imperial Mecha Military Academy and became a new mecha soldier of the Imperial Military Academy.

In the Star Alliance Mecha Contest, Gu Yanqing, who had just completed a mission in another galaxy and was on vacation as an alumnus of the school, was invited by the principal of the Imperial Military Academy to be one of the training instructors of the Imperial Military Academy for this competition.

Xin Weijia is a very special person. Although he has a slow temper and speaks slowly, he has a lot of combat power and is very cute. He often does things and speaks slower than others.

As a freshman with extremely strong combat effectiveness, Xin Weijia has become the strongest among the first-year freshmen, and has become a player who can participate in this alliance's mech competition.

After becoming the instructor of the group, Gu Yanqing discovered the special features of Xin Weijia when he was training several of their contestants. The two of them developed a little affection when they came and went, and Xin Weijia was also discovered by himself. In fact, his mental power has surpassed A-level, and is S-level.

However, when they participated in the mecha competition on other planets, something happened here, which led to the arena being attacked by Zerg from the enemy country. Before the two had time to make love, Xin Weijia died on that planet.

Gu Yanqing was deeply stimulated when he heard the news, and the official inaction made him lose trust in the empire, and his mental body became unstable, so later, Gu Yanqing's mental body collapsed to the extreme At that time, he directly used his spiritual power to control countless mecha soldiers of the empire, leading them to destroy the entire Zerg race in one fell swoop.

In fact, the extermination of the Zerg is not a big deal, but no one thought that after the Zerg was completely exterminated, the spiritual power released by them would affect the balance of the spiritual body in the universe, which led to the instability of the mental body and a big explosion of energy , Many planets exploded and phagocytized, and finally the entire interstellar became ruins.

After reading this story, Lu Zicha really wants to express: what this Gothic and Strong Danmei novel wants to describe may not be love, but a tragedy caused by the extinction of a species that led to serious ecological problems.

What about the counterattack?Why is the main character still dead?

Bad review!

However, the mental body of the protagonist is actually a turtle?

Lu Zicha laughed loudly in his heart, but on the surface he was still very indifferent. After all, his identity this time is not some transparent cannon fodder, but the vicious male supporting role with the most hatred.

That's right, it's the vicious male supporting role who is known to be very vulgar!

The spiritual body of the original owner Lu Zicha is an unnamed sea fish, so when he wants to show his spiritual body, he is a mermaid.

As a mermaid, Lu Zicha's voice is very attractive, his face is very delicate, his body is very soft, and his seaweed-like hair is very fluffy and thick, but his mental strength is not high enough to be able to reach B level, although he is outside Lu Zicha always said that he was an A-level, but such a useless A-level was often ridiculed by others.

Just as bad as Lu Zicha's level of mental power is, his personality is also very bad.

In the words of the current Lu Zicha, the original owner's fish brain capacity is not enough, and he has forced himself to live as a licking dog that has nothing to do with him alone.

Here's the thing.

The elders of Lu Zicha and Gu Yanqing are relatively familiar with each other, so when Lu Zicha and Gu Yanqing were still a few cells, the two families went to test the matching degree of their future children's mental strength in advance.