Dressed as a rich man in comics

It was already very late. Although Fang Yan turned on his laptop when boiling water, his mind was not on the advertising plan at all. He would turn his head to stare at his kettle every five or six seconds.

On the temperature display, the red numbers jumped one by one, from 27 degrees to 56 degrees... Finally, the water boiled, di di di di!

Fang Yan stood up from the stool and unplugged the kettle before the kettle automatically finished boiling water.Holding a hot kettle, I went to the computer desktop and poured steaming hot water into the barreled instant noodles that had been torn off the package and put in the seasoning.

The sour aroma of sauerkraut is tangy.

The oil sauce stimulates the taste buds.

The fried noodles have a unique aroma.

These flavors blend together, and it only costs four yuan and fifty cents!

Fang Yan pressed his "Teaching You How to Upgrade to an Advertising Planning Master" on top of the instant noodles. They all said that the 3-minute noodles are the best, but Fang Yan couldn't wait for about 1 minute.He ate a basket of steamed buns in the morning, had a meeting at noon, argued with Party A, and had to come back from work in the afternoon to work on an advertising plan. It was already nine o'clock, and he was waiting for Party A to reply. Bring a barrel of life-saving food.

"Suck it~"

"Suck and suck~~"

He was chomping on the noodles, and only took two bites when the notification sound came. Fang Yan looked at his computer with his face in his mouth——

Party A: "I want colorful black, what kind of black is this? What are you talking about? Is red, black, blue, black, white, black, purple, black, yellow and black just colorful black?"

Fang Yan couldn't eat any more noodles, so he put down the instant noodles, typed with both hands, and quickly replied: "I'm sorry boss, I'm really sorry, so what color do you want?"

Party A: "How do I know! I want colorful black!"

Fang Yan: "..."

Depend on!

I won't accept it!

What shit list?

I'm about to become colorblind.

Fang Yan's teeth chattered several times, and he suppressed the anger in his heart. He thought about his car loan and mortgage, and his X, heh, heh~

"Okay boss, okay boss, I understand."

Party A: "Is your company okay? If not, I'll find someone else, don't waste each other's time, okay?"

Fang Yan: "Okay boss, no problem boss."

Fang Yan replied humblely, there is no way, you can make money standing up, who wants to make money on your knees?After Fang Yan closed the dialog box, he exhaled a long breath, and then opened his "instant noodle cover" - "Teaching You How to Upgrade to an Advertising Planning Master".

He wanted to see if there was a book that taught how to make colorful black.

As soon as I opened it, I saw the lottery ticket bought earlier.Hey, the results should come out today.However, it was still after the modification of the advertising plan was completed, and the results of the award were searched after it was sent.

Fang Yan cheered up a little. As the saying goes, no one is rich without a windfall. Who doesn't want to make a fortune these days?

But Fang Yan is not good at craftsmanship, and he can't steal the battery.Easy to be caught and beaten to death.

Go steal the takeaway, Mr. Luo said, stealing three boxes can be punished, he thinks it’s not worthwhile to try the platinum set meal for three boxes of takeaway.

I have nothing to do, I can only do my own business, do advertising and planning to make a living.By the way, buy some lottery tickets and pray for sudden wealth.

Alas... how difficult life is.

In fact, Fang Yan didn't think that he could win the lottery. After all, the possibility was too low. If he could win five yuan, he would be fine.If he won ten yuan, he could still buy a bucket of instant noodles for tomorrow night.

Fang Yan looked at one number to another, "Hey, 01, it's right. Well, 16, it's right. This is 27, huh? I'm 27 too! Hehehe... Hey, shit! Damn!" Fang Yan Yan stood up abruptly, his hands trembling with excitement.

His heart was beating wildly.

Fang Yan still couldn't believe it, and searched again five times in a row, every time he checked it carefully, for fear that he might be mistaken, or that he wanted to get rich and went crazy.As a result, every result told him that he really won the lottery!Really hit the jackpot!

The mortgage and car loan can be paid off immediately, and there is still a lot of money left over, which can be used to open a small shop and be your own boss.That's great, that's great, he's an orphan, and he's so lucky.He will soon be able to have a house that is completely his own, and he will not always feel that he is about to die suddenly if the loan is paid off, and the house will not be his own until he dies.

Fang Yan was very excited.But after ten minutes, he gradually calmed down.He began to search for a series of prize redemption methods on the Internet, and after Fang Yan remembered the method of dressing up as a delivery man and wearing a mask to go to the prize redemption center to collect the prize, Party A sent a message.

Party A: "You are really the most rubbish advertising plan I have ever seen. Are you trash? Don't you understand the colorful black?"

Fang Yan was really helpless, he frowned and replied: "That's really embarrassing, please hire someone else." Maybe he did have some misunderstandings about the colorful black.

Party A: "What did you say? You're trash to begin with, so don't let anyone talk about it! Even if you can't do a good advertising plan, you deserve to eat this bowl of rice! Eat S!"

Fang Yan took a deep breath, and his fingers danced——

"Fuck you, I'm quitting! Whatever you like, get out!"

All the contacts in the WeChat mobile phone button have been blacked out.

Get out, I won't serve you anymore.

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[Serial article by Lao Hua] "The scumbag has a high position and weight 2 (Quick travel)"

Pre-job training

Q: What is the purpose of our characters?

Answer: Make the protagonist feel oppressed constantly, prompting him to work hard.

Q: How much do we get paid?

Answer: The humiliation value is UPUPUP~~

Q: What is the use of humiliation value?

Answer: The humiliation value can be exchanged for points at a ratio of 1:1, which can be used for consumption in the system mall~

OS: A person is a qualified migrant worker when he is alive, and a qualified migrant worker after death. O(∩_∩)O~No one can stop me from making money!

①The down and out prince is my pet

Song Qiyuan has been the prince for a long time, but he has no one to rely on, and has been walking on thin ice for more than 20 years.Following a conspiracy attack, Song Qiyuan fell into the clan's house and became a deposed sinner.His supreme and respectful father's commentary - "As a minister, you don't respect the emperor. As a son, you don't respect your father. Rebellion is so far, it's like a beast."

Song Qiyuan didn't fight or grab, but fell into this situation, with no hope of survival and no way of death.In the end, he had to pin his only hope on the person he hated, and smashed his dignity to the ground.

He will never forget the scene of his dog Fu Qiai begging for the high and powerful Su Ran—"Emperor, Uncle Emperor, please, please, take pity on me."

When Su Ran was alive, he always felt that he was not a good person. When a beggar asked him to scan the QR code, he had to give him a dime, which showed his character.Sure enough, after he brought the villain task group sub-system 888 to the small world to do tasks, "not a good person" + "villain system" formed a 1+1>2 effect.

Su Ran's reward for doing system tasks is "humiliation value".

"Humiliation value" can be exchanged for "points" one to one, and "points" can be used for shopping in the system mall. After Su Ran came up with the formula "humiliation value=points"=small money", she started a hard-working (not human) way of making money ——

Su Ran: "Didn't you have dinner tonight? That's it? That's it?!"

Song Qiyuan bit his lower lip hard and worked hard to work overtime.

System 888: "Humiliation value get, add 1, add 1, add 1..."

②The illegitimate young master is my pet

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