After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

My name is Joey.

I traveled through a few days ago, in a prehistoric virgin forest.

Then I was arrested, endangered, national treasure, established system, and adopted by my rich and good-looking shit-shoveling officer father.

Just when I thought that in the future, I would be coquettish, humming ditties, pretending to be cute when I have nothing to do, living in a garden manor with a whole mountain lawn, eating a breakfast worth 1 yuan, drinking the freshest fruit juice, soaking I always use milk in the bath, and when I live a life of a wealthy national treasure who hugs the shit-shoveling officer's father's thigh and has no worries about food and clothing——

I was slapped by the hot chicken shit shovel officer and broke three ribs and injured my internal organs.

Lying on the bed with potions hanging on his chest and abdomen sprayed with healing gel, Joey smiled: "Regret, in short, I regret it very much... If I am guilty, I hope the law will punish me, instead of being plucked for the first time. I almost lost my life."

Oh yes, and more.

I also want to ask my father who is a shit shoveler:

Did you fucking practice iron sand palm? Fuck!

Dare to ask whether Shaoxia is the leader of Shaolin Wudang Wulin or is it the focus of labor and capital?

sugar

alone

Home

whole

It's just a joke, but you're actually a Kryptonian with a [-]-grip grip codenamed One Punch Man? ?

Besides, how can you use iron sand palms to pet pets?

what? !

You really want me to die, Baga! ! !

You must know that when your pet is so dangerous, labor and capital are like jumping off the roof!Flowers on the spot!Labor and capital will not enter your door!

Drink—bah—!

The system looked at Joey's ferocious expression for a while and sneered for a while, and was too scared to make a sound, for fear that the crazy host would eat him alive.

After the treatment by the doctor sent by the Bureau of Biology, only Joey was left in the huge room panting for breath, and from time to time, he was gasping for breath because of the pain in his internal organs.

Joey gritted his teeth and squeezed out a kind smile.

"Tong'er~"

Listening to these two urging words, the system felt like a string of gibberish popped out of my mind.

【I, I am...】

Joey smiled: "Didn't you say that nothing will happen, huh?"

System: [...Dad, I was wrong, plop. 】

"Humph."

Joey's smile was wiped away, and he covered his left chest expressionlessly, not bothering to see it admitting his mistake quickly.

"Where is the hot chicken shoveling shit?"

[Accepting the accountability and investigation of the Animal Protection Association in the reception hall...

There is no alien doctor in the Ottoman Empire who has experience in treating humans, so they can only ask the Animal Association for help, and then the doctor came, but... the endangered creature broke a bone on the first day it was adopted... The shit shoveler's father is not easy to explain . 】

Joey stared: "It deserves it, he deserves it!" If it's unlucky, who is more unlucky than me?

The system hurriedly: [Yes yes yes. 】

Joey pouted so hard he could tie his ass.

System: [But... then again.Those people from the Animal Association are stubborn. The more they face big shots, the sharper and more annoying they become. Maybe they will sue the shit shoveler's father and hand over the ownership of human beings.

So if the host goes down to show it now...maybe he can gain a good impression...]

The system hesitated to speak, looked at Joey, and coaxed him flatteringly.

【right? 】

Joey: "I'm not going."

System: [The overall situation is important, host. 】

Joey: "I won't go anyway!"

Asking him to shovel shit for the spicy chicken?Did you ask him about the three broken ribs?

They say dreaming, eight possibilities!

The system rubbed its hands, not knowing what to do.

According to system calculations, it is much better to be adopted by Galius Heine than to fall into the hands of the Bureau of Biology or other people. At least there is no need to do experiments, and you don't need to lose your "human rights", completely reduced to a living fossil.

In order to complete the auxiliary task, the system talked about everything, Joey lay on the bed listening to it for a long time, his expression was a little loose, and the system added to the anger when he saw it.

[Think about the garden with grassland, think about the [-]-square-meter bed, think about the handsome and handsome manservant, think about the extravagant life, think about the beauty of the shit-shoveling officer’s father... Tsk tsk, host, shit-shoveling officer Dad looks like that, don't you feel greedy? 】

The system laughed.

A handsome man like a Nordic god flashed in Joey's mind, and he wiped the corner of his mouth expressionlessly, "I'm not greedy."

【Really? 】

"Fake, cough, true."

With the strength of Gallius' hand, even if one day the two of them really rolled on the bed, he was afraid that the other party would be too excited and kiss him to death all at once, or simply shoot him to the wall with one cannon down.

It's one thing to be greedy for someone's body, but quite another to die.

The system became worried when he saw that he didn't eat oil and salt.

Unexpectedly, Joey still reluctantly climbed up in the end.

"I'll go." The system cheered in surprise, and Joey warned it: "But! It's not for anything else, it's just because I eat other people's food and use other people's... And he didn't mean it..."

To say that kindness is a bit vulgar is to give yourself gold.

But if an accident really brought trouble to Gallius, Joey's soft tofu heart would still feel a little bit sorry.

[Hehe, I know, the host should go quickly. 】

The system wants to care about its reason, as long as it can complete the task!

……

……

"Venus 762, in May, the exploration team discovered the last human being on the origin planet Earth. On May 5 of the same year, you used the privilege of inspecting the 5th district to temporarily keep the human being in the 16th district for protection. On June 6rd of the same year, The submission of the certificate on the basis of the claim of human ownership was approved by the board of directors with 3 votes to 18 votes, and human ownership was obtained. The result—”

Short blond hair combed back, handsome face, man with elf-pointed ears wearing a black-brown Sports Association uniform, crossed his legs while talking while tapping the recording screen with a pen, stopping to record something from time to time.

He looked directly at the tall and powerful figure in front of him, like a hyena seeing a down and out lion, with an annoying and cunning smile on his lips, and continued:

"The next day, you will contact Director Loew of the Bureau of Biology to treat humans."

"Tsk tsk tsk... Your Excellency Gallius Heine, do you have any explanation for the abuse of human beings?" He made a mocking smile and raised his eyebrows.

Galius, who was also sitting on the large sofa with his legs crossed, took the tea that the butler handed over with a smile, sipping his lips against the cup with downcast eyes.

The sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the background is a beautiful mural of a blond man without any tension.

The sunlight fell on his golden eyelashes and face, and the curving and glowing blond hair made him look like he was facing someone aggressive, but was leisurely tasting the new tea leaves.

This made the investigator of the Sports Association, who was trying hard not to lose his momentum, raised his lips a little, and at the same time cursed the damned privileged class in his heart!

"Correct a little."

A faint voice sounded, and the investigator of the Sports Association suddenly came back to his senses, and squeezed his pen tightly: "What?"

"Correction." Gallius closed his eyes half-closed, and his deep golden-green vertical pupils glanced at him through the gap, "it's caressing, not abuse."

"...Oh? You mean three broken ribs, a dislocated arm, and damaged internal organs? Don't be kidding me!"

The investigator suddenly slapped the table heavily, causing the tea set to jingle and then glared at him and growled.

"We will sue you, Gallius Heine! You perverted aristocrat who abused rare and protected species! The Animal Association will expose your crimes and take you to court to deprive you of human ownership! Humans should be the property of the empire, but Not owned by your Heine family—"

Butler Lucian looked at the teacup on the table and sighed.

Gallus glared at him sideways.

The two ignored the guests sitting on them at the same time.

"Don't worry about Lucian."

"I know my lord, I'm feeling sorry for that tea set, I knew I should use some higher-grade cups and cups to entertain rude guests."

As for the worry that the master will be taken to court passively?

Oh come on.

Even if they were given ten years, they would not be able to sue.

I really don't know why the master has time to act with them. Compared with that, he might as well worry about how much the fine for abusing human beings will be paid, and I don't know if he will secretly return it.

The old housekeeper thought distressedly.

Seeing this, Gallius had a smile in his eyes.

And the mobilizing inspector, who felt he had been ignored, was out of breath, and it was another threatening warning.

At this moment, a male servant knocked on the door anxiously, and after receiving a response, he saluted at the door and hurried to the butler, whispered a few words, and pointed in the direction of the door.

After hearing what he said, the housekeeper, Lucian, immediately looked in the direction he pointed. Gallius and the investigator, who were also attracted by the same attention, also glanced at the door.

With just one glance, they coincidentally showed the same surprised expressions.

At the door, a black and curly little head was half exposed, holding the door frame with hands, carefully looking at the people with different expressions inside.

The dark eyes, which are different from the Ottomans, are unique and incomparable.

It looked around the room, and when it found the person it was looking for, its eyes lit up visibly with the naked eye!

Clutching his chest, he moved towards Gallius while inhaling while sweating, and ran towards him hissingly.

"..." Gallus paused, eyebrows gathered together, immediately put down the teacup, stood up, walked to the side, bent down and opened his arms, intending to hug the human being.

He overestimated the ability of human beings to bear, and accidentally rubbed the little thing.

It is undeniable that Mr. Heine, who was raising a pet for the first time, felt a little guilty in his heart.

He didn't stay next to the little thing for the first time but faced the entanglement of the Sports Association because Gallius was worried that the little guy would wake up and cry in fear when he saw him present.

Unexpectedly...

puff~

The soft, drug-smelling and a bit harsh little thing rushed into his arms with a gust of wind.

Like a curly black pup waking up from a nightmare and unable to find its mother.

The fluffy curly hair of the human body pierced Galius' neck.

Bare feet stepped on Heine's knees and kept arching back and forth, trying to crawl into the innermost part of his arms, with a cry of 'humming, humming' looking for milk.

Almost instantly, Galius, whose heart was so soft that he couldn't believe it, hugged his arms tightly, wrapped his palms around its buttocks and stood up, allowing the other party to rub his snot and tears on his shoulders and neck.

He rubbed the tip of his nose against the tip of human hair, and just about to say "it's okay", he heard the little guy who could only murmur and hug his neck in an ancient language that the Ottomans couldn't understand, and mumbled suddenly in his mouth A few words popped out.

"Ka, Kaa..."

"Ka... um..."

"Galius!"

"……………………"

When the words fell to the ground, the usually indifferent and sharp man opened his golden green eyes wide, and the pupils trembled.

And the others opened their mouths wide in astonishment and dropped their jaws to the ground!

shit...

Am I dreaming?

How can humans, humans, be able to talk? !