After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Are they aliens?

I didn't travel back to prehistory, but traveled to another planet?

Joey hid behind a young tree that had just sprouted and his hands and feet were cold.

The people down the slope didn't notice him, they set up tents from where they were, turned on all kinds of high-tech equipment, communicated in words he couldn't understand, and started cooking.

An unbearable fragrance gradually spread, and Joey, who had eaten the leaves for two days in a row, was drooling crazily.

Well, it smells so good...

He grabbed the tree trunk, like a poor rogue cat drooling at the high-end western food in the glass window, his dark eyes flashed with envy, he turned his head back after a while, and wiped the corners of his mouth.

Clutching his stomach, he squatted on the ground with his wet and sticky pajamas on his back.

I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry...

goo—

Just as Joey was convincing himself, his empty stomach groaned.

Joey: "...No."

Stomach: "Goo—!"

Joey: "...No."

Stomach: "Goo—!!"

Ok.

You are loud and you are right.

Joey, who was flustered by hunger, stared at the pot with green eyes, and silently made a decision.

Finally, it was late at night.

The aliens who kept chatting together finally began to pack their things and enter the tent to rest in twos and threes, and the lights were also turned off.

Although they don't know why, instead of picking up the leftover food, they let the fragrant pot outside to attract predators at night.

But luckily for Joey!

Joey's lips turned purple from the cold in the night's sudden drop in temperature, and he thought shiveringly, they would never have imagined that there would be people stealing food in the forest...

He tiptoed stealthily behind the small tree, arched his feet, tried not to make a sound, and groped his way through the night bit by bit.

ten meters,

five meters,

three meters,

...closer...closer...spicy pans and dinners are closer!

Joey, who was hungry and dizzy, was full of eyes on the pot, not knowing that in the dark, none of the 'aliens' who seemed to be back in the tent were actually asleep!

They squatted in the tent, with a Doudou camera floating beside them, smiling and talking with the barrage in a low voice.

"We deliberately put away all the surrounding defensive equipment, and put the attractant in the cleared space. Later, we will capture a primitive species that comes to our door, and show everyone the primitive species up close. Record its vital signs, etc."

The barrage flashed across the screen with excitement, "Here we come." '

[Oh my god, I knew this session would happen according to the usual practice, so I was so excited that I didn't dare to sleep all night! 】

【Last year, the exploration team caught a saber-toothed panther with an attractant, my God!That gorgeous fur, wild and unteachable eyes, cute big meat pads - sucking. 】

【Hee hee, I hope to catch orangutans today. I heard that orangutans were the species that caught humans recently. 】

[Fart, it's obviously a monkey! 】

[The one in front is an orangutan!The orangutan party refuses to accept it! 】

【Hmph, it's a monkey, it's a monkey. 】

[Don't be noisy, anyway, the exploration will last for seven days, and a primitive species will be randomly captured every night. If we are lucky, both of us can see it. 】

Seeing this barrage, the male team member Il smiled approvingly and said, "Yes, there will be ones for the next seven days, and the species are random, so every day is a surprise."

Live Room: It won't hurt those fragile babies, right?

"No." Pasha next to Il explained gently: "You don't have to worry about hurting the cute and weak primitive species. After recording the message, we will release it."

The hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief: that's good, that's good.

Just as they were talking, together with the detection equipment outside suddenly lighting up, Pashayil and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned at the same time, and then showed surprise expressions.

"It's coming! It's too fast, it must have been eyeing us a long time ago, it should be a species with high IQ."

The barrage frantically swiped upon hearing the words.

[Ahhh, I'm so excited, I kicked my husband awake, what is it. 】

[High IQ?Must be an orangutan. 】

[I almost kicked my dad to death by mistake, and now I'm being beaten back by my dad... Also, I think it's a monkey! 】

"Whatever it is, just look at it."

Several team members looked at each other, gearing up for Pasha's nod, carefully and silently opened the tent...

What catches the eye is a fluffy yellow shadow, the other party is squatting, his head is stuck in the pot, and he is addicted to the food attractant, without the slightest awareness that he has been discovered.

In the eyes of the Ottomans who can see at night, although the primitive species captured this time cannot see their appearance clearly, judging from their limbs, they may be monkeys.

but……

Egg-yellow monkey?

Mutated?

The live barrage is also full of big question marks.

[Poor little guy, it must have fallen into the mech spray paint bucket. 】

[In front, this is a fucking primeval forest, Ji'er's paint bucket! 】

The barrage quarreled to the death over the yellow monkey, but the biological team did not anesthetize the strange little monkey immediately under Pasha's judgment.

"It's too small to determine the species, maybe the anesthesia will hurt it."

In the eyes of the Ottomans, a big snake of seven or eight meters is a small sweetheart.

"Just turn on the light"

Captain Pasha said.

So Il and Irina turned on the light.

"step stone--"

The headlights that made people stunned suddenly turned on.

Withdrew his head from the pot, still holding the pot with both hands, Joey, whose face was stained with soup, stared back blankly with a pair of dead fish eyes, and had a face-to-face meeting with the six neat aliens behind him.

...When they saw each other clearly, both sides froze at the same time.

Joey: "..."

Biological team: "..."

Billions Ottoman live broadcast room: "..."

"...That, that, I didn't steal it on purpose. I'm just too hungry, me, me, me, I'm sorry."

Joey stood up in a panic, realizing that there was soup dripping from his mouth, and wiped his head twice indiscriminately.

His heart was beating wildly, and he looked at these aliens anxiously.While praying in his heart that the other party is a friendly species, he smiled stiffly and explained for his own life:

"I really didn't mean to eat so much, I, this soup is too fragrant, I feel like I can't control it when I eat it... Really, I, I, I, I'm sorry, please don't kill me—"

After Joey finished speaking, he stood in the grass with his neck curled up, but the aliens in front of him just looked at him with weird expressions.

uh, what does that mean?

Are they too angry to speak?

He swallowed dryly.

At the same time, the dark eyes rolled around, looking for an opportunity to escape.

What he didn't know was that when he was at a loss, Pashail, Irina and the others were also dumbfounded and didn't know what to do.

It's like forgetting to blink, forgetting to think, and forgetting that I still have the language function.

...The barrage is empty.

Some of the Ottomans who witnessed this scene together in the live broadcast room squeezed their teacups and burst their teacups, spilling the hot drink without realizing it; He got out of the chair, leaned on the table in disbelief, and poked his face into the screen.

Hundreds of millions of Ottomans looked at the black-haired youth in strange clothes in shock.

look at his soft black curly hair,

look at his pale and lovely cheeks,

Look at his frail and heart-shattering frail body——

In the end, under the eyes of countless pairs of eyes that were so wide that the corners of their eyes would split open, and the pupils in the golden green vertical pupils shrunk into small dots, an unknown person typed three words in the bullet screen that instantly cleared the screen:

他 说:

[It's human. 】

...yes, humans.

O God——

It's TM human! ! !