After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

What's the first thing the man Joey does when he comes back to life?

Of course it's a small report!

The cowardly dog ​​who was peeing in his ass returned home in shock, and the fright of being frightened turned into embarrassment and anger, and a small flame was burning in his cavity.

Damn, sick and delicate, dare to bully labor and management.

Do you think I can't understand Ottoman and scold my father in front of labor and management?Haha, I tell you not only to understand, but also to tell my dad about your ugly face, so that my dad can beat you until your nose is blue and your face is swollen!Pooh!

The super vengeful Joe Gouju gnashed his teeth.

Sitting under the quilt, he grabbed Gallius who changed his pajamas, picked up a comb and combed his fluffy curly hair, expressing eagerly.

"Galius, Gallius, let me tell you that there is a ghost called the third prince secretly hating you, and he said he would torture you, burn down the thirteen districts, and bully me... Oh shit! I Forget that you can't understand Chinese!"

Seeing Gallius' puzzled expression, Joey suddenly remembered that the two did not understand each other's language, and angrily asked if the system could translate between the two.

But the system is just an auxiliary system of a public welfare nature, poor and pitiful, and the plug-ins have to be borrowed from others, so there is no such equipment.

If there is something, why don't you use it for Joey?

Joey: Oh!If I knew that Gallius taught me Ottoman, I wouldn't be lazy.

After talking about being spoiled, Joey still muttered and complained that his father was impatient at the beginning, so he stopped teaching after only a few days.

It's so bad that he will now make good mornings and good nights and make troubles——

I completely forgot that I didn't like to learn, and Gallius rubbed the man's Adam's apple with his curly hair as soon as he taught him, which melted the heart of the majestic Mr. Heine, leaving only the forehead of the little human being in love, allowing it to be lazy .

"What's up?"

[Use your unique skills. 】

"okay!"

Joey sat upright, looking at his father seriously.

When His Excellency Heine saw this, his eyes were full of doting light.

It's like seeing a kid who insists on pulling adults to play house, wondering if he still wants to play games so late today?At the same time, they sat upright facing each other, restrained their smiles, and looked serious on the surface.

"Baba, are you ready?"

"Well, I'm ready." His Excellency Heine nodded with a focused attitude that he had never had before in a parliament.

Joey squinted his eyes, and Joe's unique skill started!

——Joe's unique skill: The scientific name is Qiao's sign language, and the stage name is Xia Ji'er gesticulating. I draw you to guess.

——Efficacy: relying on Joey's nothing-to-nothing comparison, and Gallius's super S-level hardcore IQ, he forcibly achieved a 90.00% success rate of the heart-to-heart technique!

Joey pointed to himself solemnly, and then to Gallius: Now, you are me.

Gallius nodded lightly (holding back a smile): "Yeah."

And then——Joy's own dark round eyes narrowed into two slits, raised his chin, raised the corners of his lips and squeezed out an inscrutable smile: I'm that dick.

Gallus continued to nod.

Joey smiled at Gallius first, and pointed to his smile and eyes with his fingers, giving him a thumbs up.

The long and narrow golden-green eyes looked at the weird-looking humans inclusively. Gallius's keen observation and IQ were online at the same time, and he lowered his voice and coaxed softly: "There is a person with good looks and a beautiful smile who came to you, right? .”

"Mmmmmmm!"

Yes, yes, as expected of my father!

Joey gave a big smile in surprise, and Gallius also smiled.

and also--

He hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, twisted his face back into that smirk, and then recalled what Si Bingjiao had done to him, and suddenly leaned close to Galius' face and held it with both hands.

Gallius's smile faded away.

"He came close and held your face?"

"Uh-huh!"

Joey rubbed Gallius' face with the pad of his thumb.

Galius's smile fell completely.

"He touched again."

"OK!!"

Joey was so happy that he didn't notice that the handsome man had come like winter, and his body was full of blizzards.

He didn't expect his father and himself to have such a tacit understanding, so he hurriedly imitated the speed of Shibingjiao's face-changing, grinning his mouth hard, the whole grinning face was squeezed together, his eyes were simply squinted so he couldn't see, and he sneered "hehe" Voice.

"His face is distorted, terrifying, and gloomy..." Before he finished speaking, Gallius' pupils, who thought of something, were as cold as being immersed in an ice spring, and his anger could hardly be suppressed. He said coldly: "Joy , answer me, did he threaten you."

"Um……"

Of course there is.

Joey pouted so hard he could hitch a donkey.

I thought to myself, where is this going? You don't know how bad I have been bullied.

He complained with all his strength and confidence, pinched Gallius' skin and pulled it out, turned around and pressed the bone of his neck on the back of his neck and pulled it out for his father to see.

Finally, when he stretched out two fingers to press on the eyeballs and was about to pluck them out, Gallius grabbed his hand.

Joey was a little hurt and wanted to break free, but he couldn't break free.

He looked up suspiciously...

Be good to me, my dad's face is so dark!

"He told you to peel the skin, pull out the bones, and goug out the eyes—"

Thinking that the other party was talking about Joey, Galius tensed his cheek muscles.

I dare not think deeply about someone threatening obedient and fragile human beings insidiously when I am not around.

"He did tell you that, didn't he?" Gallius reconfirmed with a blank expression.

"Yes." That's what he said about you.

Joey, who had no idea that Gallius had misunderstood him, looked angry.

I thought to myself that if I get pissed off, I will get pissed off, even if I care about causing trouble for Gallius, I will swallow this matter, but the other party hates Gallius.

If he didn't remind him, what if Gallius was stabbed by that sick girl who was acting like one thing and doing the other thing?

But he didn't expect him to do this, instead he caught Gallius' attention by mistake.

The Heine family is a veteran noble among the veteran nobles of the empire.

Although it is no longer the old days, there is still a self-restraint and arrogance in his bones.

The more important you are, the more restrained you are.

Even at home, I never sleep in late, the clothes are flat and ironed, the body is washed every day, the hair and nails are trimmed regularly, the diet is light, and the alcohol is moderate.

The entertainment is also high-end entertainment, and the time is strictly controlled within one or two hours. As for the Internet... Let's just say that, Joey has never seen his father and used the communicator except for calling to check the time!

Don't talk about his dirty words and debauchery, Galius is only a little colder than usual when facing the curse that he is the assassin of the devil.

For Lord Heine, unless there is reason and suitable sensibility, other emotions are superfluous things that affect judgment, especially anger.

The Heine men are the guardians of what appears to be what they appear to be.

They never get angry with themselves.

Every time the sword is raised, it is to protect everything behind him.

So if someone dared to say to Gallius that I will take your skin and bones, Gallius would have no time to pay attention.

But if you say this to Joey, who has long been accepted into his wings...

"Sleep, I'm right next to you."

Gallius has a reserved and modest character, but also has the self-confidence of the strong and the inviolable majesty.

He held down the small human head that was still whispering as if it was cursing, pressed it into his chest, and lifted the quilt to hug him tightly.

When Joey couldn't bear the sense of security continuously conveyed by his shit-shoveling chest, he fell asleep, and the long and narrow eyes that could see the night were still open.

Until Joey fell asleep completely, Gallius gently placed him on the soft mattress, and he got up and left the bedroom...