After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

"I feel like my lower body is gone, really."

"You never know what happened to me."

"If you use an idiom, it is one step to the stomach, to the end, to death, to cry."

"...When I was in the middle of the process, countless pictures of my life appeared in front of my eyes, the New Year's money that was taken away by my mother when I was three years old, Xiaohong who had a crush on me in the front seat when I was ten years old, and the jeans that were scratched when I turned over the school barbed wire and pants..."

[...You are also alive now, thank you. 】

"That's different...different..."

Joey lay flat on the bed, murmured up to the ceiling with red and swollen eyes.

"I'm not pure anymore. I think my butt has become a wormhole, oh no, a butt hole, the kind that can be jumped by a spaceship. Do I still have a butt? I can't feel it anymore."

"..."

And the system looked at him speechlessly, holding a bouquet of small white flowers with both hands and putting them on his lower abdomen, and he looked like he had passed away peacefully for several years since he was sober.

(He still struggled to pull those flowers out of the bedside vase, just for the show)

"Oh and also."

Joey blinked slowly, suddenly remembered something and said seriously to the system: "Please turn on the music for me." He smiled miserably, "Now is the time to suppress the cloud."

system:……

The system really played a sad song for him, and Joey listened with tears in his eyes, "I'm so stupid, really, I only knew that thing is for shit, but I never knew it could be eaten ..."

system:……

"If God can give me another chance, I will definitely find the doctor in charge of Gallius, and then tell him—" Joey's expression suddenly twisted, "Temiao's labor and capital agree to donate! Amputation is also okay! Keep a quarter One will do!"

"..." The corner of the system's mouth twitched, and it decided to shut down and rest, ignoring the snake spirit disease.

It's a pity that it wants to be quiet, but it doesn't mean that it can't move now. Joey, who can only beep with his mouth, will let go of the only listener, and it's after Joey figured out some conspiracy.

"Tong'er~" Joey narrowed his red and swollen eyes, "Should you explain to me what's going on~"

The system paused, pretending to be stupid: [What's going on? 】

"Oh." Joey sneered: "Still pretending."

"What's the matter with the sentence of being able to give birth! Why does everyone not object to the marriage of Gallius and me? And you, who always value the task of reproduction the most, even support me to be with my father and don't remind me... Tong'er~ you Do you want to complain? Or do you want to complain? Hmm!"

Fuck, did Gallius break away from both your Ren and Du's veins?

The system whispered twice in its heart, then immediately changed its disgusting attitude, rubbed its hands together and laughed: "Well, listen to me."

Joey snorted softly: "Say."

The system stared at his face, hesitated for a long time and spit out a sentence: "Actually."

"Ah."

"You and Gallius..."

"Ah."

"It is also possible to give birth..."

"Hmm... um??? Fuck, what are you talking about!!"

Joey's hands trembled and he almost crushed the flowers into mud.The black dog's eyes widened, and it was about to sit up in disbelief, but gasped in pain and fell limply into the bed.

"Oh--my lower body--"

The system was startled to see his wound being agitated, and hurried to appease him.

"Don't get excited, just listen to me."

Hearing that Joey trembled and covered his butt, his heart was beating so fast that his throat and chest heaved violently, he stared at the air in front of him like staring at the face of the Dogecoin system, and gritted out a word between his teeth: "Say!"

Seeing that he was really angry and panicked, the system confessed everything.

It turns out that the Ottomans claim to be the fourth generation of new humans, and they are no different from humans, but in fact they are very different!

The Ottomans are only about [-]% genetically similar to ordinary humans, and this similarity is all about their appearance.

They have maintained their human appearance, but in the development of hundreds of millions of years, who can guarantee that they are still the same for hundreds of millions of years?

Kodak can fucking evolve.

Let alone people?

From their claims, we know that human beings have undergone four evolutions, and it can be said that it is not what it used to be.

Like a black spot on an apple, when you notice it, it has already rotted inside.

On the surface, the Ottomans are taller than humans, and their bodies are well-proportioned and elegant. There is no extra muscle texture wrapped around their bones, so that they are neither thin nor too big, like elves who have evolved from cats.

Under the skin, the toughness and hardness of the bones, as well as the body structure are completely different from those of normal humans on the anatomy diagram...

After all, who among us can have night vision?

Who can move freely in the swamp filled with poisonous fog without equipment?

The changes have been so great... Cough, of course, in that aspect, it has also made outstanding contributions to reproduction under countless natural tests and harsh environments.

such as.

The system puts up two pictures of tadpoles, "The cute and cute one on the left is from a human being. The bigger one with tentacles here is from an Ottoman.

They don't need the mother to have a uterus to attach to the mother's body, devour other competitors who are the last to have the last laugh, and gradually grow up with the nutrition of the mother.

It's more parasitic than that.Of course it's just like, not quite. "

After finishing all the lectures, the system stood obediently and waited for Qiao Goujuan, who was in a sluggish state, to come back to his senses.

"So... I, I, I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me..." Joey's eyes widened.

【Um. 】The system whispered back to him.

"…………"

my God.

Joey pressed his dizzy head, thinking: Now I go to the toilet and squat for half an hour, can I still pull it out! ! !I can't give birth to a baby or something! ! !

Joey, who roared crazily at the sight of countless grass and mud horses galloping on the prairie in his mind, was like a rag, lost his dignity and soul, and turned pale and petrified on the bed.

After a while, he suddenly came alive and questioned the system.

"... When did you know about this?"

[When you said that the favorability is not right, I asked the senior who borrowed my favorability plug-in, it told me...]

"So, your favorability function is borrowed?!"

【Um……】

The system bit the bullet and nodded, sneaking a look at Joey's face.

And Joey gradually lost color from head to toe, two lines of hot tears ran across the corner of his eyes, and Joey choked up: "The system misled me, the system misunderstood me!"

"........."

The system shrank its neck and did not dare to beep.

Its attitude of admitting its mistakes is sincere, but the uncooked rice is already ripe.Joey tremblingly covered his lower abdomen with his hands, and really couldn't accept the fact that a child would emerge from his stomach.

With the last hope in mind, he began to count on his fingers: once, twice, three times, four times, five times... After counting the number of times on the first day, he began to count the number of times on the second day, halfway through the count neck.

It's over, it doesn't help.

Definitely won the bid.

Joey wept silently until the door of the room was opened. His Excellency Heine, who had a short vacation but was reluctant to leave his newlywed partner at home alone, came back from the study with a small bowl of milky white soup exuding an attractive aroma.

Afterwards, the tall and handsome man, whose hair had been ripped off and the bridge of the nose gnawed by the little humans, approached.

His ice-cold demeanor turned soft, and his golden-green eyes lowered to look at the little human on the bed who neither looked at him nor spoke to him.

"I was wrong. May I feed you more food? Lucian made it for you specially, fearing that your bad mood would affect your appetite."

Hearing this, Joey turned to look at him angrily, and felt better when he saw that there were two rows of funny teeth marks on the bridge of his nose.

"Where did you go wrong?"

"No passion, no hold..."

The following words disappeared in the death sight that Joey began to emit.

Hehehe, God's special meow doesn't last long, God's special meow doesn't have passion!

Believe it or not, I will pin your job on your head! ?

You almost can't buckle the labor and management, how passionate do you want to be?ah?Why didn't you go to shoot the sun in ancient times? Your uncle! !

You can generate electricity, can you make it! ?

When Joey thought of this, he couldn't help but want to shed tears. After being pityed by Galius and not knowing what to do, he leaned up to kiss his face for a long time, then pushed away the beast in his clothes and hugged him angrily. Stay in the bowl and start cooking.

Cursing and cursing while cooking: "You don't even know what labor and capital sacrificed for you, oh hehehe, you know, but I don't know..."

And Gallius listened to his muttering when he regained his energy, raised his cold and slender fingers, and wiped the little guy's chin.

"Eat more, it's better to keep up with nutrition recently."

"puff--"

Joey choked on his milk, blushing and glaring at him.

Damn, don't mention nutrition to me!