After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

"Tong'er—"

【Host--】

"Tong'er—!"

【Host--! 】

Two calls sounded with three parts affectionate, three parts trembling and seven parts choking.

As if from the beach after dusk, under the sea breeze, the romantic lovers opened their arms and rushed to each other.

They are running, they are laughing!

They are laughing and they are running!

Running and running, with a final snap, Joey hugged his head affectionately... his head.

"Tong'er, I miss you so much!"

The system registered in a certain communicator and preparing for a loving hug smiled stiffly: ...Damn it, it's a shark, this host is useless.

[Hold your head and fuck your ass!Labor and capital are in your hands, hands! 】

"what?"

The system yelled angrily, and Joey quickly let go of his hand, staring blankly at the communicator on his wrist.

Almost the moment he looked over, a projection popped up from the unmanned communicator, and a strange translucent...Xizhilang jelly appeared in the projection?

Joey nana: "You...you look very trendy..." Is the yellow crescent inside an orange? emmmm looks delicious.

The system rolled its eyes, [Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!This shape is my body, a high-dimensional creature!Hmph, forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you, a foolish...]

Of course, Joey didn't care about whether it was high-dimensional or not. An couldn't help but excitedly asked what happened to the system before, and whether it had something to do with the healing of his wounds.

【certainly. 】The system proudly tilted, uh, the upper part of Xi Zhilang’s jelly, and said: 【Who else is there except me?

"Illegal operation?"

【Well. 】

When Joey caught this word, he suddenly became suspicious. He looked at the jelly who froze in the projection screen and frowned worriedly, "I said how could you save me if you were so poor? It turned out to be an illegal operation, shouldn't it be Is this something to do with your disappearance? Didn’t the main system punish you?”

"..."

The system hesitated and couldn't speak, and finally, under Joey's scorching gaze, he twisted his body and pretended not to care and let out a "hi".

[Actually, it's nothing... We've been together for such a long time, and you are my first host, so I'm bound to have a little complex... At that time, you were going to die, and I didn't feel well. ...I violated the rules and gave you my energy to repair your body, and was finally ejected from the plane...]

Joey was silent for a while, and asked it in a low voice: "Then, what is the punishment?"

System: [... I was fired. 】

Joey: "..."

The system murmured indifferently: [There is no subsidy for bad work, anyway, labor and management have long been unwilling to do it, and even a plug-in has to be borrowed from others, as if labor and management are rare, isn't it just that they are expelled and can only live in boarding after leaving the house? Are you here, I don’t care——]

Joey took a deep breath, interrupted it and asked a fatal question, "Then if I die, will you disappear too."

system:……

Joey growled: "Answer me!"

Jelly trembled, and finally said "um" in a very low voice, and after um, she muttered that she didn't care at all, it's no big deal.

"…………"

At that moment, Joey really wanted to pinch its head and ask if it was stupid? !

As long as their systems do tasks, they may be able to live forever, and in the future, if they do enough, they may get subsidies and never have to work so hard again.

But this idiot...

"From now on, my father and I will depend on each other for life, and I will never treat you badly." Joey's eyes were hot and red. He had a good friend, but this good friend lost too many things because of him.

【Um. 】The system also nodded heavily, Aojiao Zhengtaiyin was moved to tears, it took a long time to react, and yelled at Joey: 【Grass, who is with you! 】

Jing Te Meow took advantage of me!

……

On the day the system came back, Joey happened to be lazy and didn't go to work with Gallius.

He took the system to first look at his eldest son, the nephew of the system, and saw the little thing slowly playing with the umbilical cord. They all stopped for a long time with a lot of emotion, and told the system what happened later while looking at Joey.

The system was so happy when it heard Harry burp, the whole jelly turned red.

[Good death!This bastard is too bad, you died once and your arms and legs were blown off, and I also violated the rules and lost my job. Gallius is still too upright to give him such a good time! 】

[I'm so pissed off, I'm really pissed off! 】

The system gritted its teeth in hatred.

Joey reassured him that Gallius was not merciful, "Harry was stabbed more than 200 times by my father before he died, bleeding profusely, but it was not fatal, his stomach was cut open, and the whole person was not dead in the end." I don’t know if I died of pain or my heart was injured.”

You must know that gastric acid corrodes organs, which is no different from drinking sulfuric acid dry, and it hurts to death!

After hearing this, the system took a deep breath, felt the throbbing pain in his stomach, and murmured: [Your Haidad will always be Haidao, there is nothing wrong...]

In the future, it will have to keep its tail in order, so don't let Gallius' father discover it.

Otherwise, according to the man's supernatural control over everything, he would let his little friend carry an unknown creature?Stop dreaming!

"I don't need to be attached to your head in the future, as long as it is an electronic product or a small animal, I can enter it." The system warned, "You must not let Gallius find out."

Joey nodded knowingly, and smiled, "Don't worry, it won't happen."

Besides, even if he was discovered, he was sure to rescue the system from Galius.

"That's good... Oh yes, have you named my nephew yet?" The system looked at the little boy in the glass, bouncing around in novelty.

"No." Joey scratched his head, "My name doesn't sound good, why don't I let Gallius come."

His current level of Ottoman is only at the most basic level of listening, reading, speaking and writing. If he thinks of a name with a deep meaning, he will be afraid of Cheng Aixinjueluo Tiezhu and Nangong Cuihua.

After that, the child must hate him for the rest of his life, right?What an unlucky name.

Whoever loves it, anyway, I can't afford it.

Qiao Goujuan consciously gave way, and the system thought about it for a long time, and originally wanted to be more elegant, but after thinking about it a few times, it was not ideal, and he didn't hold back.

In the end, one person, Yitong, simply acted as the hands-off shopkeeper, pitting the parents, sipping tea and watching the cubs perform.

Joey: "Hiss—"

System: [Suction——]

Gallius, who came home from get off work, handed his coat to the new housekeeper, Reston. After sweeping his eyes across Reston's face and getting a helpless smile, his brows and eyes were much gentler, and he turned and went to the cultivation room.

Just in time, I saw a small human holding a thermos cup that I didn't know where to find in both hands, and was lowering its head to secretly pooh back the tea that had been drunk into the cup.

The curly black hair is fluffy, lining the fleshy face with milky white.

The dim light outside the corridor made the golden green eyes deeper.

His eyes clung to the child's body, stroked it back and forth, and landed on the pursed lips that were reddened by the hot water for a while, and suddenly smiled.

Well, it's just... so cute.

Mr. Heine, who is always indulging in the "beauty" of his children, has a deep filter, and he wants to kiss his fleshy mouth like a goldfish.

Of course, it is also possible that Lord Heine has been abstinent for too long because of his partner's body.

The frozen heart was burning with flames, and Gallius suddenly wanted to rub the docile human into his arms, doing something very ungentlemanly and disrespectful.

——Brackets: fierce!

The cold aura receded and flowers bloomed.

Joey looked at the baby, but he didn't know that Gallius was also looking at him. No matter how long it takes, it's still a sight...