I'm the villain in Gotham

Tony followed Fury into his office, and after entering the door, he naturally picked a comfortable sofa and sat down, crossing one leg.

Fury glanced at him blankly, without expressing any opinion.He stretched out his finger and clicked on the desk, and a virtual screen full of information rose from the desk, and he pushed it in front of Tony.

Tony leaned on the sofa, propped his head on one hand, and looked around for a while: "...you want to build a cosmic radiation signal tower to monitor potential threats approaching the earth from outside the universe? Good idea."

The successive alien invasions of the earth have annoyed Nick Fury. As early as in the incident of Captain Marvel many years ago, he realized the threat in the universe and drafted the Avengers plan. Unfortunately, it has not yet appeared. It was voted down by the then government.

Now he has the idea of ​​reopening the project—starting with a monitoring instrument.Fury clearly understands that the government's useless trash will not listen to him until disaster strikes his head.But in any case, he has to ensure the safety of the earth first.

"Good ideas need your help," Fury said.

Tony looked at Fury's vision and needs for a while, leaned back on the back of the sofa, and snapped his fingers: "No problem, I will start the project when I go back. By the way, you can call me to you for this matter." Headquarters?"

"Of course not." Fury leaned back on his desk and said leisurely, "I still have to talk to you about Captain America."

Tony paused.

The next second he returned to normal: "Captain America?" His puzzlement contained just the right amount of arrogance: "What does he have to do with me? What about him... Isn't the bowl of potato chips and dipping sauce in your hands, my family There is no more information about him, and the public ones don’t count.”

It took Fury a moment to realize that the chip and dip bowl he was referring to was the Captain's shield.

Fury: "..."

You're so fucking good at nicknames.

"...you know exactly what I'm talking about," Fury said. "Let's not go around in circles, Tony. Do you really think," he looked at Tony, folded his arms and shrugged, "that you were in Antarctica?" S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't know anything about it?"

Tony cursed secretly.

Seeing that he still didn't speak, Fury said, "Okay." He stood up straight from his desk, walked slowly to Tony, and said as he walked, "Three years, six months and thirteen days ago, your The fleet came to Antarctica and began a four-month voyage

For the salvage work, the captain at the time was Sapir Hall, and the first officer was Lamb Peters... Three months later, you came to the Ross Ice Shelf. "

He stood still not far in front of Tony, and raised his eyebrows: "How about it, do you need me to talk further?"

Tony said angrily, "Did those agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. even tell you the color of my socks?"

"I don't have a hobby of exploring this." Fury said calmly: "But if there is a need, they will write it."

"So?" Tony leaned on the sofa, with his arms resting on the armrests, his brown eyes contained anger, and he said with a half-smile, "What do you want?"

"SHIELD is taking Captain America back," Fury said.

"Wow, it's as if he's your personal item." Tony sneered, "Do those ignorant people out there know that you treat their idol like this?"

Fury's face remained the same: "They won't know, and it's a fact. He's different from you, Tony, he's a soldier, and the job of a soldier is to obey orders."

"Ha, even if he is still unknown?" Tony tilted his head as if he was irritated, then turned back immediately, stood up and walked to the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.The two are about the same height, and now the tip of their nose is almost touching: "I tell you Nick Fury, I found him, you..."

Suddenly, he paused and turned his head, as if he was listening to something.

Then the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was lucky enough to see the changing expressions on the face of the richest man in New York like a palette.After a while, Tony seemed to come to his senses, restrained his aggressive attitude a little bit, and gave Fury a smirk: "I agree, find someone to take him away."

Fury: "..."

Fury: "?"

There was a big question mark on his bare head.

No, what happened, your attitude has changed too quickly!

Fury asked tentatively: "What conditions do you have?"

Tony said quickly: "Oh, of course, he lived in my place for so long for nothing, the room fee, the treatment fee and various expenses, remember to settle it for me, and his treatment room is a scientific research that I have studied with Lotkea. I spent a lot of money and I will let my secretary connect with you when the time comes, I’ll go now and see you later, I won’t give you a black marinated egg.”

Fury: "???"

By the time Tony returned to his Mabryhai villa by plane, half of the villa had been turned into ruins as Jar said in the headset.

Tony gritted his teeth

"Which bastard dares to blow up my house?"

"I don't think this incident was artificial, sir." Jar's gentle and slightly inorganic electronic voice sounded in his ears: "At least I haven't detected any traces of missiles and various currently known weapons."

Tony said in disbelief: "Do you want to tell me that my house didn't do anything, just stood here quietly, and then it collapsed???"

"Probably not, sir." Jar said seriously: "I used a large-scale drone scan within [-] kilometers nearby, and finally found that the collapse of your villa may have something to do with it."

Tony asked, "So what the hell is that?"

Jar said, "It's a hammer, sir."

Tony: "... what is it???"

Ten minutes later, he stood in front of the crater and rubbed his eyes: "God, Jar, tell me there is nothing wrong with my eyes."

A drone immediately came to Tony.

Jar: "During the scan, □□ is normal, the white eyes are more bloodshot, I suggest you pay attention to sleep, black eyes..."

Tony: "...I'm asking what the hell is that at the bottom of the pit."

Jar released a virtual screen in front of Tony, projecting an enlarged photo of the object in the center of the crater: "In the definition of a person on Earth, that's a hammer, sir."

Suddenly, Jar's voice dropped by one degree: "A high-speed flying object is detected approaching. The detection is in progress. The detection is completed. It is Superman and Green Lantern."

Almost as soon as Jar finished speaking, Superman and Green Lantern landed in front of Tony and greeted him: "Hello, Mr. Stark."

Tony folded his arms and raised his chin at them: "What are you doing here, want to see UFOs? Oh, this will disappoint you, there are no baby spaceships here."

Superman smiled good-naturedly, while Green Lantern rolled his eyes at him.

"We are here for this thing, Mr. Stark, and we hope that it landed without accidentally injuring others." Superman explained, looking at the bottom of the crater at the same time: "This is... um, a hammer?"

"It's Mjolnir." Green Lantern looked at the pattern on the hammer to confirm for a while: "You all should have heard the legend of the Norse gods, right?"

Superman was the first to react: "Is it the legendary Thor's weapon?"

"Great." Tony rolled his eyes: "Since the appearance of aliens, God's hammer has also appeared. What is he doing with this, nails?"

"...I don't think they need to use a hammer to drive nails. With the physique of the Asgardians, they should use their hands to drive the nails.

That's it. "Green Lantern said: "Oh, Asgard is the location of God's Domain in the legend. In fact, the Nordic gods are actually a group of aliens, but they are a long-lived race, and their wisdom was produced much earlier than the earth. . "

"So, what the hell is this hammer for?" Tony became a little interested.

Green Lantern acts as a dutiful narrator: "Mjolnir is Asgard's strongest weapon. Its hammer head is forged from the center of the dying planet, and its handle is made of the wood of the world tree. Both are very precious and rare. To have it is to have the power to use lightning."

Tony rubbed his chin: "Wouldn't it be possible for anyone to hold it and become Thor? Oh, then Sol is not a good god."

"You must be able to pick it up." Green Lantern shrugged his shoulders: "I heard that God King Odin cast a spell on it, and only those recognized by Mjolnir can pick it up. And there are A legend," he raised a finger and said mysteriously, "as long as you can hold Mjolnir, you have the right to inherit the throne of Asgard."

"Ha, that's very interesting, I want to try it." Tony said with a smirk, "Maybe I'm the one who is recognized. Of course, I won't go to some fairy palace to be the king, it sounds boring."

"Then you can try it." Green Lantern said eagerly, "Actually, I want to try it too."

Three people came to the bottom of the pit.

Green Lantern made a very gentlemanly gesture of invitation to Tony: "You come first."

Tony walked up to the hammer unceremoniously, stretched out a hand: "..."

He stretched out his second hand, his face flushed red: "..."

Green Lantern laughed at him hahaha: "Let me come let me come!"

Tony snorted unconvinced, stepped aside, and watched Green Lantern reach out to hold the hammer handle with both hands.

The hammer remained motionless.

Green Lantern used the ring to conjure a big hand to hold the handle of the hammer, and pulled it up with willpower.

The hammer trembled slightly.

Green Lantern yelled immediately: "Look, it's moving, it's moving!!"

Tony said, "That's what the wind blows!"

Green Lantern: "...you blow one and show me!"

In the end, the two of them worked hard together, but in the end they couldn't make Mjolnir move again.

After ignoring the background sound of Tony jumping, Green Lantern began to struggle: "I don't know why it came to the earth, we can't just leave it here? But I can't take it..." As he spoke, His voice became smaller and smaller, his eyes slowly

Move on to Superman.

Superman: "?"

Green Lantern urged him: "Superman, why don't you try it?"

Superman was a little embarrassed: "Uh... this is not good."

"What's wrong?" Tony was happy to see the last person present making a fool of himself, and said righteously: "If it stays here, it won't be long before S.H.I.E.L.D. place to live."

Superman glanced at Tony's half-collapsed villa: "Then... okay."

After speaking, he held out his hand.

Tony and Green Lantern got together, happily waiting to see how annoyed Superman couldn't pick it up.

With the lessons of Green Lantern and Tony, Superman's action with the hammer is very strong.

Because it was too hard, I almost fell myself when I lifted it up.

Green Lantern and Tony: "…"

Green Lantern and Tony: "???"

Why the fuck? ! !

Superman floated in the air and quickly stabilized his body.He shook the hammer with a confused face, and looked at the silent Green Lantern and Tony strangely: "It's quite light?"

Two people:"……"

On purpose, this Kryptonian definitely did it on purpose!

Tony looked at him in disbelief and then at the hammer: "How is this possible?!"

Green Lantern quickly flew around Superman, then stopped in front of him, looked at him seriously and said, "Superman, you must promise me something."

Superman asked, "What is it?"

Green Lantern showed a weeping expression: "After you inherit the throne of Asgard, you must give me half of their treasury! I can't go to X Academy for dinner anymore!!!"

Superman: "...How about I treat you to a meal first?"

作者有话要说：托尼：我承受了这个年纪不该有的打击感谢在2020-08-1123:51:01~2020-08-1323:52:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 piece of Qingyu Shuimo;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of speech; 5 bottles of farewell;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ,,