The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Little kitten's cubs.

Speaking of which, as a down-and-out chic little tomcat, when Doudou lived on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, he never considered leaving a few cubs with his own bloodline.

Kittens have a free soul.Excellent kittens can be self-sufficient both physically and psychologically, and have very little need for family affection, let alone miss their father who is only genetically bound to them.They came to the world ignorantly, and belonged to the mother only for a short time.They grow up rapidly and will soon leave the warm harbor under the force of the mother cat.Separation comes sooner or later, but there will always be a day when the small world that once belonged to the kitten will become vast and boundless, and then slowly become narrow again.

DouDou himself grew up in this way, and in his mind, all kittens should go through this growth process.

It's just that now he has changed into a human shell, perhaps driven by the instinct of human desire, he suddenly became interested in cubs.

Just ordinary kittens are naturally not very cute, with noisy calls and sparse hair, moving them is better than moving yourself.But it would be nice to have a few cubs who looked like Hailou.

Doudou fantasizes that one day, he will be able to teach the cubs all the mouse-catching skills and survival tricks accumulated over the years of walking in the rivers and lakes, and train them to become the best human hunters in the world.They will put the delicious mice at the door of the house, and arrange them neatly. Anyone passing by will give a thumbs up and praise the little genius. From then on, his Hailou no longer has to worry about being hungry.

Thinking of this, Doudou couldn't help but smack his lips happily.

It's really good.

What's more, other beasts have cubs, and I alone don't have cubs, it's not fair!Even a fairy-like kitten like me has no cubs, so the world of Miaomiao is full of all kinds of injustices.

DouDou felt sad for a while, the more he thought about it, the more wronged he felt, he blinked his eyes and tried to squeeze out a tear, then raised the tip of his tail and swept the corners of his eyes lightly.

Maomao weeps, Maomao sighs.

Well, my tearful expression in the mirror is pretty good, as expected of me.

Before the emotions completely dissipated, the conscientious emoji pack producer hurriedly took several selfies with his head in succession, and cut out many new emoji packs with satisfaction.

Fortunately, the kitten's emotions always come and go faster, and he doesn't have much obsession with the kitten, so after venting like this, DouDou quickly coaxed himself back to normal.After Tong Hailou sent the message, he didn't wait for the other party's reply, so he continued to read the post with vigor, and then found a subtle change in the trend of the post.

——A sleep aid anchor with cubs is more powerful?I beg to differ, the treasure anchor I discovered this year is unmarried and not pregnant!And it seems that Omega, who has just grown up and just differentiated, is very powerful now, not losing to those experienced anchors or even professional sleep aids.

——I always feel that the friends upstairs and I are thinking of the same anchor.

——Hee hee hee, for a secret sign, weeping cat cat head.jpg

——Successful connection of codes!Life is not easy cat cat sighs.jpg

——Me too.

— Raised paw in agreement.

— It’s hard not to nod in support.

——Wooooow, I was interrupted by you all of a sudden, and I suddenly missed my teacher Maomao very much. Why isn’t Teacher Maomao online?The last time I slept until the morning, I was in a trance when Teacher Maomao told us a story live for the last time. Woohoo, the days without Teacher Maomao are like years.

——Indeed, it feels like Teacher Maomao hasn’t been updated online for 1 years.

——Teacher Maomao is probably not a kitten, but a furry Gugu beast!

—Beat all those who dig holes and don’t fill them!This shameful act should be sentenced to "let others move their hair and not resist" in prison!

--Seconded!

——Then I'll sign up first, and I want to move the back of Teacher Mao Mao's chubby head.

— Belly Belly, I always like a fluffy belly!

——I declare that I have been hung on the tail of Mr. Mao Mao, and the space is limited, and the people who come after me should not be crowded anymore.

——Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, I just need the hanging ticket at the tip of the tail.

……

Unknowingly, the original technical discussion post was turned into an online meeting of Maomao teacher's fans by the crooked building, cum live broadcast reminder activity of Maomao teacher, and Maomao teacher Mao Mao's rights division meeting, which has never been so frightening How to go around diligently and immediately close the page and return to the main desktop.Unexpectedly, he was surfing the Internet with his claws, and he could also see fans who were urging him to change.

DouDou moved his belly with his paws in a panic, thinking with lingering fear, what these beasts are really greedy for is not my genius hypnosis skills, but my body!

It's just that after being surprised, the little cat couldn't help being complacent.Sure enough, I'm already a thriving celebrity kitten, heh heh.Hey, being too popular is torture.Now that I am a mature and cute kitten, I can't take the evening live broadcasting activities lightly.He must be well prepared so that all the voices of protest and doubt will disappear.

On the same day, Doudou announced to his family the good news that he will soon return to the stage of sleep aid anchor, hoping to get a luxurious meat-added version of the tootoo dinner.

"In the past few days, I have been locked up at home and can't do anything. The flesh on my stomach has disappeared a lot, and it feels shrunken to the touch, without any feeling of claws." Doudou rubbed his hairy belly, so Sadly proclaimed.

"Exercise will make the kitten thin, and doing nothing will wear down the kitten's will. In this long winter, only meat can soothe a cold cat's heart. And I am haggard at this moment, I am so sorry that I once had a hard time Hoarded milk fat."

The little cat folded its two fur paws to its chest in the shape of holding a heart.

"No matter how powerful and powerful a kitten is, its stomach will always be empty."

After finishing speaking, he turned his eyes to Mo Sha quietly, the poor housekeeper who is in charge of the family's flesh and blood power, his eyes are full of sparkles.

The housekeeper Mosha was startled, and immediately cut off the line of sight with the kitten, pretending to be busy, and immersed himself in adding wine to General Reese's cup, turning a deaf ear to the kitten's pleadings.

Doudou twitched his beard in dissatisfaction, and then turned his gaze to the person who could really be the master of the house.

Major General Meili received the kitty's call for help, put down the knife and fork in his hand, and looked meaningfully at the round hairy head and the same round light-colored belly, hesitant to speak.

Doudou was not discouraged, and continued to look at Grandpa full of hope.

At this time, General Rees, the only steel straight beast in the audience, finally spoke.

"Good boy, don't worry." He rubbed Dou Dou's head, then took his big hand to weigh Nan Feng's soft pouch that was squeezed out of the chair frame by Dou Dou, and comforted him sullenly, "You are not thin, You are not skinny at all. You are far from skinny. You are a standard fat boy. But your chair is a little too small. It is uncomfortable to sit on. I will have someone make a new one for you in two days. .”

DouDou stared round her eyes, looking at her grandfather in disbelief.

Compared with the milky little orange cat when he first came to the Star Beast Empire, Doudou's cat has grown up a lot now, and has the appearance of an adult cat.But he thinks that he is a handsome and perfect kitten no matter how he looks, and it is impossible for him to become an overweight fat cat.

How can it be!Definitely not a kitten problem!

Doudou stared at Grandpa Leopard accusingly, and yelled in aggrieved voice.

Originally, Meli wanted to comfort DouDou, but after listening to General Reese's words, he also thoughtfully looked at the trembling wooden chair under DouDou's buttocks.

After a while, Merry said in a low voice: "Or, just ask for another sturdy chair."

DouDou could no longer restrain the sadness in his heart.He drooped his head against the chair, and then, like a lump of elastic jelly, flowed softly down the chair legs, wriggling and rolling away.

Seeing his lonely, weak but solid back, Butler Mosha felt sad, turned around, and wiped away his sad tears decently. The father and son Tuliuris looked at each other.

Doudou firmly believes that all acts of slandering kittens are shameful jealousy.However, when he logged on to the live broadcast platform again and showed his latest kitty animal shape to the eagerly awaited netizens, the beasts were surprised to find that Teacher Maomao had gained more than two laps of weight, evolving from an inconspicuous little one to a somewhat conspicuous one. Not too small.

——A secret question, I haven’t seen you for a long time, did Mr. Mao Mao change the modeling scale, why the virtual animal shape looks much bigger than before.

—— Be brave and shout directly: Teacher Mao Mao is fat!

——Don't talk nonsense, Mr. Maomao is not fat, it's just fluffy, boo!

——Hahaha It's not fat, I feel that the head and limbs are still very coordinated, but the overall look is stretched and stretched.

——I said that it is impossible for the empire to have such a small animal shape as Mr. Maomao. The current teacher is the normal form, right?

——It is said to be in a normal form, but it seems to be a little smaller, and it is said to be abnormal, but it is stronger than before.I tend to think that the previous virtual image of Mr. Mao Mao was made by himself, and now he is gradually adjusting his animal shape. After all, he will probably show people in a real animal shape when he officially becomes a sleep aid in the future.

——Anyway, it's still cute!Look at this excellent back of the head, it's easy to move at first glance!

——If I poke my finger on Mr. Maomao, I should be able to sink right into it.

——Ah, just thinking about this wonderful touch makes me feel refreshed!Is this the spiritual healing world of the strong?

……

Doudou let out a thick snort and waved his paw, blocking those annoying cats' comments.He stepped on his limbs and jumped, and with a loud bang, he landed heavily on the table.DouDou froze all over, then gracefully retracted her long tail, deliberately ignored the strange sound from under her belly, and tried her best to lift her chin, pretending to look down on all sentient beings.

"Hello, beasts who like me, long time no see, do you miss me very much?"

The beasts cheered in applause.

DouDou narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, snatched out a small dried fish, shook his head neatly and put it in his mouth, then spread his belly, stretched his legs, and sat down like a beautifully shaped triangular rice ball with soy sauce .

"What a coincidence, I miss you too. Long time no see, I'd like to tell you a story to warm up. Speaking of the long winter has not passed, it happens to be a season suitable for cat winter. Today I will say a very suitable Let’s talk about the theme of the current live broadcast. The theme of this live broadcast is: delicious food and laziness are the traditional virtues of cats and beasts. Does it sound interesting? Okay, okay, you all sit down, and you can start clapping for me. "

After DouDou finished speaking, he shook his ears triumphantly, and chewed the small dried fish in his mouth with a crunching sound.

——It’s okay to let me applaud, but I don’t understand what the theme means.

——Probably meant to be brazen...

——It’s delicious and lazy, hahahaha, won’t it really teach the cubs bad if you say it so bluntly?

——Xie reminded, quickly cover my son's ears.

——Suddenly a little afraid that this topic will be reviewed as a bad topic.

——Teacher Mao Mao is so cute, what kind of wickedness can there be!

……

Doudou looked left and right, coughed a few times in a pretentious manner, and waved his claws to signal the audience to be quiet. After the eyes of the beasts refocused on him, he opened his mouth slowly.

It is said that a long time ago, that is, the era in which Detective Cat lived, and many years before that, in a certain small town on the beautiful ancient earth, the world was divided into four seasons, and the singing of birds was accompanied by the fragrance of flowers.

The snow in winter melts, the earth returns to spring, the river melts, the catkins fly, and the grass grows and the warblers fly.It seems that all the small animals like this warm season very much and look extra energetic, and cats are the most lively and active among them.

One day, the furries in Maochun City gathered together and decided to hold a "Flying Contest with Wings", and warmly invited humans to be judges and spectators.

Cats who cannot fly borrow their wings from birds and use them to soar into the air like fur kites.The fluffy and soft cats are sent to the clouds, floating and light, twisting their postures, turning into cotton candy after flower, crowding the sky of Maochuncheng.

Look, that white kitten is so small and light, it's the tallest kitten.

The little black cat is also pretty good, with a vigorous figure, and can fly farther than other little cats.

Human beings sighed, commented, and clapped their hands to cheer for their favorite kittens.

Everyone seemed very happy, except for a kitten hiding in a corner where no one cared about it, secretly sad.

It was a cat with orange-yellow hair. It usually eats without any scruples but hates sports the most. It is chubby and short. It was rejected by many birds because it was overweight. He was mocked by all the cats.

Although the orange cat thinks that kittens should eat, drink, and sleep in a warm nest in cold weather, what fun is there in going out for group activities?However, seeing those friends who have borrowed wings soaring in the wind so vigorously, it couldn't help being sad and envious.

The excitement belongs to other cats, and has nothing to do with Orange Cat.

It's just a lazy, obnoxious fat cat.

The little orange cat stretched out its tail, silently sweeping away the tears from the corners of its eyes.

At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew by, instantly rolling the people up and down, and running around with their heads in their arms.When the raging wind left, people looked up again, and were surprised to find that the light fur kites in the sky had disappeared, as if they had completely changed into colorful clouds in the sky.

Human beings are rushing around, eagerly looking for the lost fluffy.

Within a day, Mao Chun had no more cats.

There was only one solid, thick orange cat that was despised by others, sitting upright on the spot like a small hill.The strong wind couldn't shake it, but barely messed with the orange cat's hair.

The orange cat combed its hair and beard slowly, and under the gaze of human beings who gradually became hot, stepped onto the throne of Maochun's number one cat.

For many, many years since then, the orange cat has become Mao Chuncheng's most popular kitten.It happily enjoys the pious offerings from human beings, and generously passes on its wise philosophy of life.

Since then, the cat family has understood such an easy-to-understand but profound truth: laziness is the virtue of kittens, aesthetics, and wisdom.

……

With the development of Doudou's spiritual world, the image of a fat orange cat exuding wisdom gradually emerged in the minds of all the beasts, as if they had witnessed the thrilling competition of borrowing wings with their own eyes.They held their faces together and listened in a trance. It seemed to make sense at first glance, but they couldn't make it out after careful consideration. In their ignorance, they seemed to have some kind of weird illusion of enlightenment.

This is probably the world of a senior sleep aid with strong spiritual power.

The author has something to say:

Doudou: Meow~cuckoo cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Hailou: A kitten must learn to be good, not cooing

DouDou: I’m not not learning well. I’ve recently spared the time I don’t have to eat freeze-dried cats to surf. I’ve worked hard on my studies.

Hailou: Oh, then what have you learned?

Doudou: I have compiled a tutorial on catching mice, so our cub meows down to the ground!Then I will organize a pair of cat hunting squads!

Hailou: Well, the idea is very good.But let's not talk about the postpartum care of male cats before we have cubs. Just say that there are no mice in our beastman country, your skills are useless

Doudou: Ah, this...it doesn't matter, I have also learned how to justify sleepiness and fat accumulation in a serious manner.Can you believe that cats and cats were originally light enough to fly, and then they found that the kittens that were light enough to fly were useless, and then they all grew up chubby

Hailou: ...do you think I can believe it?

Doudou: Why not?What evil can cats have.jpg

Hailou: There are many bad intentions in cats and cats.jpg

[Happy New Year everyone!Not seeing each other for a day is really like three autumns...

First of all, ORZ would like to sincerely apologize to everyone who waited for the article.If I say that I was actually kidnapped by an unnamed alien during this period of time, I think everyone will not believe it... Then it depends on my actual actions, please give me another chance to be a man and write about cats again!I will try my best to update it next time, around winter time, probably at zero o'clock, everyone's supervision and flogging are welcome!

As a redemption, the front row is now selling kitten tail tickets at a low price, friends who want to rua pass by, don’t miss it]

PS, the sac is the sac meat, probably the part of the pork belly (. There are kittens, please don’t laugh at Doudou (.

PPS, it is mentioned in the article that the weight change of the kitten is a special case of Doudou. It is not simply gaining weight, but the overall enlargement, which will be explained in the follow-up plot.This is not the state that ordinary kittens should have. Here is a word of caution. Except for the growth stage of kittens in reality, the weight of adult cats will normally maintain a relatively stable value. If there is a rapid change in weight, you need to be vigilant Whether it is a manifestation of certain diseases.

The relationship between PPPS, hunger and maternal instinct also has a certain basis in reality.Studies have shown that hunger may inhibit certain maternal behaviors, and may also affect the fetus, such as intellectual development and so on.The physiological mechanism of animals (including humans) is complex and subtle. If the brain determines that the living body is in a nutrient-deficient environment or the mother is in an unsafe state, it may sacrifice some gene expression of the fetus to help the fetus better cope with harsh conditions after birth. environment (the goal of life in a harsh environment is not to live well, but to survive).Therefore, if you are pregnant, you must pay attention to nutritional balance and rest, including emotional stability and the mother's own sense of security, and do not send bad signals to the brain (some subtle mechanism reactions may be affected before the actual conception, So as long as there is the idea of ​​pregnancy, it is best to be a "good person" from the moment of decision)

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