The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

"Hello," the short orc summoned up his courage and greeted in a soft voice, "We want to purchase the most basic sleep aid service, thank you."

His voice got lower and lower, until it was almost inaudible, as if ashamed of his penniless embarrassment.

The tall orc standing beside him also had a grim expression, his jaw line stretched into a resolute straight line.

Dou Dou flicked his tail, and the black cloak fluttered behind him like a hot air balloon.

"He's going to die soon," he said calmly. "You'd better have more money."

After hearing this, the other three people were all shocked.

Peter couldn't help pulling the feathers on the hood, reminding him in a low voice to be more tactful.

Doudou glanced at him inexplicably.

The short orc couldn't help crying, but the tall one held back his anger and shouted loudly: "It's us brothers who are rude. Your Excellency despises us for being poor and cheap, so you can just refuse directly, there is no need for such a 'tactful' reminder." Excuse me, goodbye."

After all, he tugged on his younger brother, trying to drag him away.

Doudou didn't hold back, instead he yawned loudly, nodded and said, "That's fine, if you don't want to be treated, just let it go, please close the door when you leave."

There is no "door" in the virtual live broadcast room. The tall orc thought that the other party was mocking openly, and the anger on his face became more intense. He was about to curse a few more words, but was stopped by his brother desperately.

"Brother, don't be impulsive, we really don't have any money, let's give it a try, okay?" The younger brother grabbed his elder brother's arm and begged.

Doudou got up, stretched slowly, and said, "Hurry up and decide, don't waste time, we charge on time, right, Peter?"

Peter nodded stiffly.

"One hundred star coins and two stars, the lowest price on the whole network, you can't be fooled or lose money." Doudou shook his head and said his slogan, feeling satisfied, and licked his paw complacently.

"But oh, your brother looks very serious, it's better to come a few times."

"I understand," the short orc nodded with difficulty, and said vaguely, "We have already prepared for my brother's physical condition, but, just to make him relax, it's best to... sleep well before that... We didn't Too much money... But don't worry, we will definitely do our best. My brother is not a bad guy, he even won a medal in the army before. If it wasn't, if it wasn't for the mental violence caused by the injury, he..."

His tone was too sad, the tall orc gradually calmed down, turned his head away, and said nothing, even Peter showed some sympathy.

Only Doudou's expression remained unchanged, he just raised his chin and pointed to the soft couch in the live broadcast room, signaling the tall orc to lie down.

"This time is considered a big reward for the opening, and you will not be charged as an accompanying family member," Doudou said to the short orc with a light tone, "But you can spend money to add time to ensure that the first treatment time is sufficient."

The short orc hesitated for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and agreed.He introduced the two brothers as Galgari and Bakerbe, who live in the wild floating islands.

While the two brothers were getting ready, Peter secretly whispered to Doudou, worrying: "Retired from the army with injuries, and mania in the middle and late stages, I'm afraid it can't be cured. If you are not sure, young master, don't force it."

Doudou said calmly, "I'm really not sure."

"You!" Peter was so anxious that he almost bit his tongue.

"But there are always more difficulties than solutions."

"Ok?"

"Ah, it's the other way around," Doudou raised his paw and comforted him, "It's just to let him fall asleep, right?"

"That being said, orcs have a strong self-healing ability. Entering a deep sleep state can accumulate mental strength. Combined with basic treatment, they can indeed recover gradually, but..."

"That's it." Doudou shook his head, "I have my own way, I'm an invincible little genius, don't worry."

The smell in the live broadcast room has been adjusted to become a pleasant plant aroma, which is said to soothe the spirit.However, Gagari has visited many sleep aid anchors, and is already familiar with such tricks, and even feels a little bit resistant.His brows and eyes were tightly wrinkled, and even when he was lying down, his whole body was tense, looking unsteady.

Doudou pouted his butt, trying to bring his little Yunduo to the soft couch.It's a pity that the cloud cushion is almost twice his size. After working hard for a while, he found that he couldn't move at all.

Seeing this, Peter hurriedly asked for help.

DouDou shook his head firmly rejecting the other party's kindness, and didn't want others to touch his beloved little Yunduo.

He thought for a while, and raised his voice, "Hey, tall man, get up quickly and lie down in front of me, I'm too lazy to run."

Jia Jiali's face became even more ugly, and a pair of sharp eagle eyes shot towards him, as if they wanted to pierce through Dou Dou's thin chest.

Doudou showed no signs of fear, puffed out his fluffy chest, and said solemnly: "Anyway, you didn't relax and lie down as I asked. Hurry up and start again, don't dawdle."

Beckbei hurriedly urged his brother to move his position, and quickly rearranged the soft couch with his hands and feet.

There are as many sleep aid live broadcast rooms on Xingwang as cat hair, and it was purely accidental that the two broke in.Originally, Beckbei didn't have much hope, he just wanted to let his brother get a moment of peace, but now seeing DouDou's calm and casual attitude, his doubts were quite dispelled.

Bei Beibei once heard that those masters who are really capable have some minor problems, so it is difficult to get along with them.If this strange fluffy can really make the eldest brother feel better, even if he is made to bow his head and bow down, Beckbe is willing.

After Gagari lay down again, he sniffed around him, and then kicked his legs to climb up very rudely, and dragged the little cloud up with all four limbs.

When Doudou exerted all his strength, the sharp claws scratched through Jia Jiali's clothing, and pricked one small blood spot after another on his muscles.

In the end, Little Milk Ju built a small cat nest on the orc's chest, and contentedly put the weight of the whole cat on Galgari.

"I have an abdominal injury." Jia Jiali reminded grimly.

Doudou raised his paw, and ruthlessly left a white mark on Jiajiali's cheek, "Don't talk nonsense, relax. Now I am as light as a feather."

Jia Jiali stared at the chubby hairy head with complicated expressions.

"Relax your eyebrows and the muscles at the back of your head. Have you seen my invincible claws? If you don't do it well, it will appear on your face in a second." Doudou raised a tender pink claw. Meat Claw, with five fingers blooming, grinned viciously and threatened.

Gagari couldn't laugh or cry.It is understandable to relax the brow, but what is it to relax the back of the head?

In fact, the sleep aid master Doudou Benmao doesn't quite understand the essentials of this action.He just took a nap on the camphor tree outside the window of the human yoga room, and attended a few meditation and relaxation classes, and he just followed the gourd.

Seeing that Jia Jiali had no idea, he turned around and looked at Beckbei, and asked, "Did anything particularly fun happen to you when you were young?"

"Ah, it seems to be nothing special. Our floating island has few resources and no entertainment facilities."

"It doesn't matter, anything is fine, just talk about it."

Beckbei racked his brains, and finally remembered a few trivial things, and said them dryly.His adjectives are limited, and what he said may sound boring to outsiders, but Dou Dou obviously feels that the people under him no longer resist.

Seeing that the time had come, Doudou lay down on the little cloud, narrowed his eyes, his throat trembled, and made a series of gurgling sounds.

It was a strange sound, which seemed to have no regular rhythm at all, but inexplicably, accompanied by bursts of grunts, Jia Jiali fell into memories, and his consciousness gradually drifted away.

He remembered that bright long summer day, when he carried his young brother on his back, climbing in the rugged valley of garbage.They sat on crude skateboards and slid down from the top of a high mountain.The younger brother forgot his hunger, waved his arms, and laughed excitedly...

With a sudden snap, Jia Jiali realized that the muscles at the back of his head relaxed instantly.He never knew before that he could control this part.

The feeling is very subtle, but not bad, as if the hair that has been tied up for a long time is released instantly, and the scalp begins to tingle, relax, and breathe...

His body was as light as nothing, floating up...

gurgling gurgling——

DouDou was awakened by Peter's shaking.He raised his head suddenly, yawned big, opened his eyes in a daze and got up, staggering so much that he could hardly sit still.

When Peter hugged him away from Galgari's chest, DouDou was still in a daze, but he still did not forget to grab the little cloud with his claws, lift up the cushion and hang it in mid-air.

After a while, Beckbei's excited voice gradually became clear.

"...Anyway, thank you, we will definitely come back!"

DouDou tried his best to open his eyes wide to see, only to see that Beckbei's face was flushed, and even Jia Jiali's face was much clearer.He didn't say anything, but opened his paws as a farewell.

After the orc brothers left, Peter put down his bag and turned around, seeing stars all over his eyes.

"Master, you are too powerful, you really are a young genius."

Doudou sat slumped on the soft cushion, and stepped on his belly with his front paws a little guilty.He just fell asleep and didn't know what happened.

"Gagali really fell asleep! Although it was only half an hour, it was already a miracle for him. Eighty percent of the AO orcs in the empire couldn't sleep well. If this method works for all orcs, it would be unbelievable! "

Doudou didn't make a sound for a long time.

Peter took a serious look at Doudou's expression, and asked strangely, "What's wrong with you, young master, is there any problem?"

DouDou slightly frowned and shook his head slightly.

He just suddenly realized a very important thing.

That night, DouDou found a beautiful floral handkerchief from the bedroom, made it into a small bag, and stuffed it with the sweets that he secretly hid on weekdays.Doudou put the small bundle around his neck and tied a bow.

When slipping out of the room, Doudou hesitated for a moment, then turned and went back to the room, took out the pen and paper left over from the last letter, and drew slowly.

Dear mother, Doudou wrote this, hello.

I'm going to run away from home for a few days, I hope you won't be angry.

My mentor once said that human beings are very delicate, and they need a kitten to snore in their arms before they are willing to sleep.Now my humans don't have a kitten, so I must be so sad that I can't sleep, I have to take care of him.

And, I earned a lot of star coins from my work, and I asked Peter to give it to you, so you can buy a lot of meat.

If I were you, I would choose to eat pigeon meat.

Tall rock piles and the smell of spruce are also for you.

I may be back soon.

Doudou carefully left a plum blossom paw print at the end of the letter.

Satisfied, he repacked and set off, taking advantage of no one around, jumped down from the window, faced the gorgeous artificial sunset, and embarked on an unknown journey——

Then he bumped into a pair of long black legs.

Meow.

Doudou was overturned to the ground, his limp body was folded, his buttocks rested on his chin, and the tip of his short tail swung over his head and covered his face.

He looked up from the bottom and saw General Reese's cold face as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Hi, grandpa," Doudou waved his paw obediently, and greeted, "I'm going to run away from home, and I'll be back in two days—well, maybe I won't be back."

General Reese remained silent, his face even more gloomy.

Doudou struggled to turn over, shaking off his messy hair.He tilted his head and took a peek at General Reese, his eyes rolled around, and he immediately changed his words in a timely manner: "Hi, I'm just a lost kitten. I'm passing Baodi, and I'm leaving right now."

After saying that, he turned around quickly, and wanted to run, but felt his tail sink, and he was suddenly pulled down, and his belly hit the ground with a plop.

Looking back, it turned out that General Reese's black leather boots had stepped on the tip of his tail.

Obviously unable to feel the strength on the tail, for some reason, DouDou suddenly lost the courage to struggle, and the whole cat collapsed on the ground, turning into a puddle of cat cake.

The author has something to say:

Doudou: Goodbye Mom, I'm going to wander

【The little tail of fate was stepped on silently by my grandfather】

Doudou: ...It is also possible to go wandering later in the evening.

【An orange cat lost its dream】

In the eyes of kittens, running away from home blatantly is not called running away from home (. I still wish all the kittens who left home in the world can go home

And in real life, it's better not to pull the kitten's tail, it will be dangerous

In addition, I have been reminded that there were several confusions when I wrote about Snow Leopard's father's military rank, so I will make a unified correction here. Snow Leopard's father is a major general, not a lieutenant general.Sorry, thanks!

PS: According to incomplete research, cat purrs may help recovery from injuries, especially bone healing.In addition, some cats can sense human lesions, and after training, they can warn patients with cancer or diabetes in advance

PPS: When you can’t fall asleep, relax your brows and the back of your head consciously, and you can fall asleep quickly. I won’t tell others