The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

There is nothing more frustrating for a kitten than finding out that he didn't bring the right reference materials when he came to the open-book exam.

Cat University has set up a course called "Little Cat Speech Skills and Practice", and the video teaching materials used are still the speech videos of Doudou's favorite poem, Maobingbing.Although Doudou likes Mr. Pancake, he is a very pragmatic kitten. At that time, he felt that he didn’t need speech skills, so he resolutely chose the course that could help him get a high score: "Sports: Catching Mouse".

If he had known today, he should have learned one more skill at the beginning, and now he would be able to face danger without fear.But there is no regret medicine in the world, not even for an invincible, cute and powerful kitten like him.

Calm down, I am the unique, most powerful little genius.

Doudou said silently in his heart, took a deep breath, and stood on the podium with his head held high.

A beam of light fell from overhead, dyeing his head golden.Immediately afterwards, countless beams of light came from all directions, and the light converged on Dou Dou's body to form a ball of light, which enveloped his entire cat and turned it into a dazzling luminous body.

The scene gradually quieted down, and the focus of everyone's sight fell on the luminous body in the center of the lecture hall.

DouDou could even feel the substantial weight brought by those gazes, which fell on his heart, making him a little out of breath.

In fact, before DouDou appeared on the stage, Hetty Crow, whom he regarded as a shameless competitor, was stuck in the last place. This was also the first time that DouDou knew exactly the direction of graduation project chosen by Hetty. Like him, it is a sleep aid, and it is also a live broadcast sleep aid therapy.

For this reason, DouDou specially pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the entire speech.Hetty's theoretical and practical content is not much new.Nowadays, most of the star-net sleep aid live broadcasts adopt the form of natural fragrance and soothing activities to relieve the overly tense mental power of the orcs.

The most popular mentally soothing activity is reading ancient books.Through the star network virtual channel, the brainwaves of the anchor and the visitor orcs form a docking channel.The anchor can spread the original power contained in the ancient books through his own spiritual power, thereby attracting the spiritual power of the visitor orcs to appease their restless symptoms.Although the effect is limited, it is indeed one of the proven effective ways.

Regardless of the lack of new ideas, Hetty's speech is full of appeal, and her gentle and gentle image fits with the peaceful living atmosphere of the ancient earth imagined by the orcs.Judging from the feedback from the judges and the audience, Hetty's speech should be the best show today.

But as a kitten, DouDou has his own ideas.

In his opinion, these activities, rituals, or doctrines similar to beliefs prepared for sleep are too complicated.Sleeping is a matter of course, which kitten can't sleep?During a day, kittens spend nearly two-thirds of their time sleeping, taking a nap or sleeping soundly.

Sleep is a kitten's best friend.

And making friends doesn't require any scientific formula.

DouDou then made up his mind to talk to the orcs of the Star Beast Empire about sleep that kittens understand.He recalled the cat shows he had watched in his mind, and imitated the speech performance of his favorite poem, Cat Pancake, and started his topic confidently.

"Hello everyone, my name is Mio. My suggestion today is that everyone should not work all the time and take more rest so that they can sleep well. Thank you."

He got straight to the point, and dropped a bomb of mass destruction directly, lightly and directly, causing an uproar in the audience.

Not only at the scene, but also in the star network live broadcast room.

——I heard that right, everyone, what is he talking about? ?

——What kind of mess?Is this an academic report?As expected of a child of a noble family

——Don’t be ambiguous ahead, after all, the report has only just begun, why don’t you just listen to it calmly

——I began to understand why the young master would be called a good-for-nothing plush

——However, I still have to say that he is still quite cute. Although his words are so strange, it does not affect my appreciation of his appearance

——Anyway, I laughed, it’s not bad to listen to it as a joke

——A poll was held in the live broadcast room. I have already voted for the previous Miss Crowe. It really is a foresight

——Don't make noise, don't make noise, just listen!

Doudou on the podium also raised his hand, and the old god signaled the scene to be quiet, and said: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly. According to my observations for so many days, I found a phenomenon that I didn't want to talk about at first. , but you want me to be on stage, so I can only tell the truth. I think you can’t sleep because you have too many thoughts and your mind is too tired. You always work and work, contribute and contribute, but you never know how to rest. Know how to treat yourself well."

The live broadcast cut to the VIP seats, Hailou's expression remained the same as before, showing no emotion at all. On the contrary, Major General Melly Reese sitting next to him had stiff facial muscles and raised eyebrows. He could hardly control the expression on his face, looking very eccentric.

Mei Li coughed to cover up, raised his right leg to cross Erlang's leg, and became more unrestrained in his sitting posture, facing the live broadcast camera frankly.

——Hahahaha, the major general’s face is full of helplessness

——Worthy of being a famous Omega general, he can still maintain his superficial majesty on such occasions, and he can even fight back

——Sucking human race, I hope I can also raise a human race, I want to raise it!

——Suddenly felt that my father is also cute! ! !As expected of the father who raised Mio! !

——I have to say that the major general is also good-looking.I am the same age as him, and I can still remember the time when Melly was still active in the Imperial Beauty List more than 20 years ago. It was truly peerless and unforgettable.

——Don't make noise, don't make noise, just listen to how he continues to talk nonsense

"There used to be an old saying that a kitten who can't play but catches mice is a silly cat. This sentence is also applicable to beasts. After my observation, my father can only have a holiday every ten days. It’s too little. How can I sleep well after working hard every day? I think it’s better to work half a day and rest for half a day, or two hours a day is enough.

Well, I know you won't listen to me, but my advice has its own reasons.

I want to say something loudly and tell all beasts and beasts that sleeping should be everyone's talent, it should be something that happens naturally, and it shouldn't be something that requires countless sweats and efforts.If you can't fall asleep, what you have to do is not to continue to work hard and push yourself to the limit, but to relax yourself, believe in yourself, and let sleep come naturally. "

——Okay, the front sounds like nonsense, but the back sounds a bit reasonable

- I'm getting interested

——Say it weakly, I don’t want to work either!However, I dare not express my thoughts publicly, I am afraid of being ridiculed by other orcs, I am sorry for the glory of the empire

--I also……

—I thought I was the only one who didn't want to work! !

"In order to better explain the truth to everyone," Doudou raised his voice and continued, "I want to recite a poem for you, the author is my cat's most admired teacher, not the famous poem Maobingbing. This is one of his great works, and the title is "Success".

success is like your tail

when you bother to chase it

never catch up

But when you hold your head high and stride forward

it'll be right behind your ass

be part of you

This poem tells us, don't try to achieve something that you can already do.

The ability to sleep is your 'tail'.

Therefore, beasts who cannot sleep must first have confidence in themselves. You have to believe that you are not born unable to sleep. Sleep is a talent, a talent that everyone has.In front of sleep, everyone is equal, no matter you are Alpha, Omega, or Beta, you can all fall asleep. "

——What is poetry?

——My God, I actually understood this text!And it actually makes sense!

——This metaphor is too vivid!My animal shape also has a tail, I can feel this feeling, my mind clicks, suddenly there is a sign of epiphany

——I used to never believe in the saying that words contain energy, and I thought it was a lie fabricated by them, because I have never experienced the original power from words.But just now, when he read the so-called poems, I suddenly became excited and felt that my soul was shaking

- what a beautiful language

——I suddenly found the true meaning of gender equality

——Who is Shimao?Who is Bibing? Within 10 minutes, I want to know all his information, and I want to buy the master's writings!

——So, I can't sleep because I'm pushing too hard?

- I think it's because I don't have self-confidence

"But now you're all doing the opposite. You don't believe you can sleep well, so you get more anxious, desperate for a solution, and then you become more desperate in your search, and less convinced of your own talents. .

You regard insomnia as the most important thing in your life, thinking about it all the time, even when you sleep.It is impossible to fall asleep doing this.

After you can't fall asleep, your mental strength will be affected and you will become more irritable, affecting the efficiency of work and life.But I found that when insomnia affects your life, your solution is not to relax yourself and unload your burdens, but to force yourself to work harder to make up for the inefficient work caused by mental turmoil.Then after a long and painful work, you force yourself to participate in the sleep aid project, hoping to achieve the result of 'curing insomnia' in a short period of time.

But how can sleep be measured by results?What you should reflect on is whether you are too harsh on yourself, do you really like yourself?Why force yourself to give without enjoying?Do you want to fall asleep because you want to get better at yourself, or do you see it as a task that must be done? "

This series of postings was deafening, and the audience was deep in thought, falling into silence.

Doudou patted his chest and proudly declared: "I like myself very much, I think I am great, even if one day I don't sleep well because of something, it will definitely not be my fault, but it is natural. The accident happened and I believe I will fall asleep again.

The rest time is the reward I deserve after working hard. When I am resting, I should relax myself wholeheartedly, sleep when I want to sleep, and play games when I want to play.

But you finally got the chance to rest, and you will still go to the star network, constantly seeking information on how to cure insomnia, so that you are always busy.It can be said that you have completely wasted the rest time, which is not right.

Therefore, I appeal that the treatment of insomnia should start with reducing the workload and taking a serious rest.Start today, start by rewarding yourself, and start by believing in yourself. "

——Why did I hear tears in my eyes?

——I feel like I have never heard such inspiring words since I was ten years old

——I still want to know the writing information of Shi Maobingbing

——I think it's quite ridiculous, isn't this just a fake Dakong theory?After talking for a long time, I didn't say any substantive content.Has his statement been tested in practice?Does he have data?Who can't speak beautiful words?

"Finally, I want to report the progress of my project. I also opened a live broadcast room myself, trying to spread my 'Tail Success Learning'. I have found some feeling, and it is very successful so far. All the beasts who have tried say yes, but My data is not public yet. If you want to know more about my sleep aid method, you can come and play with me, but I can’t tell you in my live broadcast room at the moment. Well, let’s do this first, and wait until I become more powerful One o'clock, I will come back and tell you, let you envy envy.

The above is my speech, well, you can start applauding for me. "

——Hahahaha what, you said you did a good job in live streaming, but you didn’t mention the address

——It’s so annoying, I also want to play with Mio

——I'm also interested. Is it true that the address is not announced?

——Is there any warrior who knows the address of the live broadcast room and shared it on the public screen?

- sensationalism

- Worthless report

——Although what I said was a bit embarrassing, but Mio is so cute

— Chirp, clap, applause

——Well, my curiosity has been aroused. Although there are not many clues given, there must be clues to follow. Give me some time, and I will be able to crack the address of Mio's live broadcast room

——Wait for the crack, wait for the results of the free prostitution crack

So far, Doudou's first phased report has come to a successful conclusion.It's just that his performance has caused some problems for the judges. Although the viewpoint is novel and thought-provoking, it is a bit empty in the end, and there is no data to support it.Mi Ao's identity and Hailou's unclear attitude also made the judges hesitate and dare not draw conclusions easily.In the end, after a heated discussion, the judges awarded Doudou's performance a grade B, which was neither good nor bad, with occasional bright spots.

DouDouBenmao doesn't care much about these nihilistic things.He is very proud of himself. With no experience and no draft preparation, he was able to complete a speech performance by himself. What an achievement the cat is proud of!Even his former friend Mochi, the big black cat who once served as an honorary lecturer at Cat University, would definitely raise his paws and give a compliment when he heard that Doudou is an amazing little cat.

Doudou's pride swelled to the point where he couldn't control himself, and flew towards Hailou like a fluffy butterfly, boasting loudly: "I'm not particularly powerful!"

"What you said is very good," Hai Lou praised, "It is instructive."

It was just a simple compliment, but it made Doudou feel satisfied.He is full of smiles, and countless little stars are flying in his eyes.

Merry couldn't see, and cleared her throat vigorously.Dou Dou tilted his head, finally realized the existence of his father, and also rushed over, saying, "Dad, are you very proud of me?"

Meili didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she had no choice but to praise along the way, and Doudou was very comfortable being praised by Shunmao.

However, Meli did not forget to teach cautiously: "You must not be complacent. Your theory is very good, but it must also be tested in practice. This is a must."

Doudou pouted, and was about to refute the stern father with the argument that kittens don't need to work, but Hailou also agreed: "It really needs further proof, but I am looking forward to it and I am very confident."

After listening to it, Doudou immediately nodded in agreement, and promised: "You believe me! I will definitely work hard. Although I can't tell others about my live broadcast room, I can tell you secretly. Don't tell others after you know it. Otherwise, if too many people like me, you will have a hard time."

Hailou was slightly stunned, nodded and said, "Okay. If necessary, I can help you hide the live broadcast room."

Doudou said happily: "Okay, okay, then I can work less for a while. Don't worry, if you can't sleep, I can go to your house to help you."

Merry had a headache, even the unrestrained Omega didn't hide it like Mio.Seeing that his words were getting worse and worse, Meili hurriedly pulled his son away, and said goodbye to Hailou with a dry smile: "I have other things with Mi Ao, so let's say goodbye, young commander."

Hailou hadn't answered yet, but DouDou was not happy, and asked bluntly, "What else do we need? I want to play with Hailou for a while longer."

Melly stared, tried to wink at him, and said softly, "You forgot what I told you about today's itinerary before leaving home? We still have business to do."

Dou Dou frowned, recalled for a while blankly, and finally found a trace of forgotten information from the corner of his head.

"Ow," he cried, "I'm going to..."

Mei Li quickly interrupted him, turned to smile at Hailou and said, "Anyway, let's just leave it here."

Hailou understood, and also nodded goodbye.

Doudou said, "Then you have to see me off first, and you have to be very reluctant, otherwise I won't be very happy."

Meili had no choice but to see that Doudou was serious and didn't seem to be joking, so he had to take the opportunity to leave first, and Liu Hailou accompanied Doudou to the apron.

But there are also those who are blind, like Hannah, who insists on not giving up the space of solitude to the two of them.

"A Lou is our baby, I have to watch it, how can I give him to you casually?" Hannah smiled meanly, "Who knows what secrets you, this little guy, will have? Purpose?"

DouDou replied angrily, "I have nothing to tell, I wish I could tell the world."

"How can there be an Omega like you, blatantly and without concealment!"

"It was meant to be a matter of pride, why should I cover it up!"

The two were noisy all the way, and the originally not short journey ended in a blink of an eye.

The flying boat of Reese's family is close in front of him, and Dou Dou is annoyed to find that his time with humans is too short.

"No, I remembered something." He said seriously, looking at Hailou without blinking.

"What is it?"

"You hit me, and you haven't compensated me yet."

Hannah yelled, and said angrily, "This is too shameless, who hit whom?"

Hailou stopped Hanna's protest, looked at Doudou, and said, "What kind of compensation do you need?"

Doudou smiled smugly, and asked slyly, "Can I say anything?"

"I try my best."

"You can't just do your best, you have to go all out," Dou Dou encouraged, "Come on!"

"Okay," Hai Lou nodded, "Tell me, what do you want?"

DouDou thought about it for a while, shook his head and gave up, and said, "I can't figure it out yet, I'll tell you when I think about it."

"Then you go home first, and you can come to me when you think about it."

"No, what if I go home like this, and you forget about it later?" Doudou frowned slightly, looking at Hailou seriously, "What if you run away? You have to promise me, you will." Responsible."

Hannah let out a chuckle, and then got a pair of rolling eyes.

Hailou said helplessly: "I promise, in the name of Mother Earth."

"No, I can't trust your Mother Earth."

Doudou curled his lips, pondered for a while, and said happily, "I see, please write me an IOU."

"IOU?" Hailou frowned slightly.

"That's right," Doudou explained with a smile on his lips, "It's just writing on the paper that you owe me something, signing your name, and promising that you will fulfill the contract in the future, otherwise I can use the IOU to trouble you .”

Hannah shouted, "Paper? You're really rude. Do you know how precious natural paper is? You want to use paper to write such nonsense."

DouDou was taken aback, he really didn't know, after all, he was a kitten who grew up on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge where paper was everywhere.

But when I think about it carefully, I have never seen a book these days when I came here, and other paper products are also very rare.On the day he first arrived, he tore out the inside pages of a notebook to write a letter to his humans, and was caught by Peter, who sighed for a while.

But even so, in front of the stupid dog, you must not lose the aura of the kitty.

Doudou retorted loudly to Hannah: "No matter how precious paper is, isn't it for writing? Otherwise, what do you need paper for?"

Hannah was left speechless by the blowback.

Doudou snorted proudly, let out a long breath, and then thought, the kittens here are so pitiful, they can’t even play the game of tearing paper—ah, no, there is only one kitten of his own in the beastman world, so he This is the only poor little kitten!

DouDou immediately felt like a blow to the head, dumbfounded like a wooden cat.

Hailou saw that his complexion was not good, and thought that Doudou had been hurt by Hanna's words, so he comforted him, "I'll write for you."

A moment later, a follower brought paper stationery.All stationery is indeed like a very precious work of art, carefully preserved in the vacuum bag, exuding a soft luster.

Hailou took out a piece of paper and started writing with a pen.

DouDou stuck beside him, thinking wildly in his head, and followed him listlessly for a while, his eyes gradually focused and settled on the real place.

"Write my name here too," he pointed somewhere on the letter, commanding, "Just write it for 'Doudou', for Hailou."

Hailou paused, and asked back, "Doudou?"

"Ok!"

Doudou nodded vigorously, responded loudly, and suddenly came to his senses, saying, "Oh, I forgot, you don't know how to write the character 'Dou'."

He did not forget that when he registered his screen name on Xingwang, he was reminded by the system that the word "Dou" did not exist. For this reason, DouDou was missing for a long time.

From this, he comforted Hailou and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't write. It's not your fault. You can't even write the system. You can write about Mio, I like it too."

Hailou turned his head and took a deep look at DouDou.

The tip of the pen fell on the straight face, and smoothly outlined an extremely cute character, round and chubby, like a small bag with a tie at the top, and a happy little tail.

"what is this?"

He opened his eyes wide and tilted his head for a while, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Is this Doudou?"

"Yes."

"It's so cute!" Doudou praised sincerely, "I like it so much, it's as cute as me."

Hailou lowered his head, raised the corners of his mouth, and seemed to smile very lightly.But his smile was short-lived, and in the blink of an eye, it disappeared without a trace.DouDou blinked, thinking it was his own dizziness.

Hailou quickly finished writing the "IOU", signed his name, and solemnly handed it to Doudou, who also put it away solemnly.Afraid of losing it, he deliberately hid the IOU next to his body, and couldn't help touching his chest several times to confirm it again and again.

With such a fuss, the moment of parting came soon.

Hailou walked slowly towards the direction of the aircraft, followed behind him step by step, and said worriedly: "Then you must come here, you can't deny the IOU."

Hailou turned her head and looked at him quietly.

Doudou was unhappy.He tried his best to imitate the expressions of the proud domestic cats he had seen before when facing humans, grinned, showing two sharp canine teeth, and threatened fiercely: "If you don't come, I will go to your house, Scratch your leather sofa to pieces."

The author has something to say:

Doudou: Love me, are you afraid! ￣へ￣

Hailou: ... afraid

DouDou: Hey, don’t be afraid, I don’t scratch the leather sofa easily, our little cats who have studied "History of Human Furniture Aesthetics" all know that if you want to scratch, you can scratch a world-famous painting, it won’t be wasted

(Will you be curious about how many messy courses this transfer cat has taken? One day he will reveal his schedule and let everyone admire (.

PS: The character "dou" created by Hailou for DouDou is a bit similar to Chinese characters, but it imitates the tofu lucky bag and pictographic characters that appear in oden. You can get a sense of it.As I write this, there are tears of envy on the corners of my mouth, the lucky bag with small fish roe in my stomach is very suitable (.