The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

It's Hailou!

DouDou was originally lacking in interest, and his paws that wanted to swipe the news stopped immediately.

He sat up straight, rubbed his paws vigorously, rubbed his cheeks, shook his ears, and wagged his tail happily, before he patted Hailou's mail.

Unexpectedly, Hailou's email was very long, but the wording was as rigorous as his personality.

Hailou first asked about Doudou's physical condition, and then promised again that he would not forget his promise.At the end of the email, Hailou carefully sorted out a long list for DouDou, all of which are sweet, greasy, and fragrant dim sum varieties, with exquisite pictures and unique recipes, allowing DouDou to choose freely.If Doudou likes it, Hailou will send a special person to deliver the food to your door, as compensation and mental damage.

Doudou jumped up and down excitedly.

As expected of the human being he chose, he really knows how to make a kitten happy for a second.

Doudou pressed his face to the screen, carefully selecting and deliberating one by one.

Haijia does have a housekeeper who is very good at making dim sum. The names of the varieties listed in the list alone are divided into ten categories, with a total of hundreds of varieties, ranging from sweet and fresh to meat and vegetables.In addition to the few dishes that Doudou has already tasted, most of them are novel things that he has never seen before, and even the novelty that he can't imagine the taste. The pictures and descriptions are very tempting. Swallow saliva.

According to the kitten's nature, DouDou would be willing to press his paw prints behind all the options, but under the shock of surprise, DouDou rarely thought of the teachings of the cat university, and immediately stabilized his mind and forced himself to calm down.

There is an elective course in Cat University called "Cultivation of Cats as Gourmets", and Doudou has attended several courses for a short time.In the classroom, the cat teacher will analyze human psychology for the students, and teach the little cats who are about to enter the human family "how to control humans with eating habits".

Since then, Doudou has understood that human beings are very complicated creatures, and it is difficult for kittens to understand what they are thinking.

The teacher taught Doudou that human beings are always willing to spend a lot of time looking for more delicious food for their kittens, provided they think the kittens need these.If a kitten behaves too casually in food tasting, no matter what kind of food humans offer, they will always come and show great tolerance, and are not picky eaters at all. Over time, humans will speculate that this kitten is The kind of boring kitty who can satisfy himself without pleasing him will no longer be willing to spend more time on tribute food.

The teacher's words are based on reality.According to Doudou's actual observation, many domestic kittens he has seen have given feedback on this problem.A kitten with unique aesthetics and picky taste will always get more attention from humans. They are used to constantly searching for new products and new tastes, and they will start a small kitchen every now and then. When their kitten is unhappy, they will go on hunger strike to protest. in panic.

On the other hand, those kittens who are generous, fat, and considerate, will eat anything, love to eat, and have a great appetite. Even if they change a batch of cat food, they can still eat happily. The bleak situation of "cleaning up leftovers from other cats, mixing canned food with water".

No, I can't let my humans think that I'm the kind of silly cat who can be fooled casually, Doudou thought to himself, I have to be more reserved.

So, the reserved little cat carefully selected 99 of the [-] kinds of dim sum flavors, stamped his paw prints solemnly, and returned to Hailou.

After completing this important event, Doudou feels comfortable physically and mentally, and doesn't mind reading a few more emails.It's just that the next few emails are not so pleasing to the eye, all from that stupid husky dog.

——Hey, master, are you starting the live broadcast again, why can’t I get in, woof!

——Master, look at me, I want to go in too

--let me see! !

——I can pay, if 100 million is not enough, I can increase the price! !

— My friend don't let me bother you, hey, he's such a bad guy.

——Since being whipped by the master that day, I feel that my soul has been sublimated, like a seed buried in the embrace of the mother of the earth, full of vitality everywhere.It was an unprecedented experience.I am eager to get the teaching of the master again, and I hope the master will show mercy.

——Ah, by the way, I actually asked my friend’s adjutant to write the above paragraph for me. He is a human race, so he speaks better. Although I think it sounds awkward, but master, you See if you like it. If you like it, I will ask him to write me a bunch of compliments for you some other day.

Doudou shook his head and sighed, creatures like dogs are really more incomprehensible than humans.He silently exited the message box, as if he hadn't seen these tearful messages.

Dou Dou checked the system time, and confirmed that there were only a few minutes left before his self-defined "study for a while", so he seized the time, fumbled into the information search box, and entered information related to mania.

The news obtained is not optimistic.

Fifteen years ago, the empire fought a protracted battle with the boron demon, and the successor was weak.Marshal Hai Guangyuan led the Third Army to fight and defend the central area to the death. He was seriously injured and dying, and the empire was on the verge of extinction.At that time, Hailou was less than double ten, and he was in command for his father, and the army went deep alone, changing the situation.

The Empire finally repelled the enemy and was able to breathe, but it paid a high price.

Marshal Hai Guangyuan is still in a coma, his mental strength is gradually collapsing, and he is in danger.And Hailou also fell into the torment of mania for a time, and has never been able to regain his peak state.

Seeing this, DouDou's heart was pulled hard.In his eyes, Hailou was reticent and not gentle, but he was still gentle and treated him very well.It's hard for Doudou to imagine that such a good human being has encountered such unfortunate things.Maybe just a little bit worse, and his human would disappear forever in this world, so that Dou Dou would never meet his human again in this life.

This "possibility" that is no longer possible makes Doudou feel sad, and even his ears can't help drooping.

After becoming an orc, the little cat also became very sentimental, Doudou laughed at himself while rubbing his red eye sockets.

It doesn't matter, I am an invincible little genius cat, I am a super miracle star, and I will bring great luck to my human beings.Once my human is less shy, I move in with him, put him to sleep every night, allow him to put his paws on my belly - and if my human wants to, I feel like eating It doesn't matter if you eat less than two grains of meat once, after all, kittens also need to eat cat grass.

No human continues to grieve after being moved to a kitten's belly.

Doudou is full of confidence in this.

He continued to look down, and the data showed that not only the Hai family, but most of the warriors who participated in the defense of the empire also suffered from different degrees of mental trauma, involving countless families.And his grandfather, General Job Reese, was one of them.

The more he looked around, the more he frowned, gradually forgetting the original intention of just perfunctory work for a while.

The big cats of the empire are powerful and powerful, and Alpha is mostly a military leader, commanding all carnivorous beasts.The four families of dogs, wolves, bears and badgers are next. They are usually speed and strength-type orcs, assisting the big cats, and they are the backbone of the army.In addition, humans and primates are mostly engaged in auxiliary work such as administrative leaders or communicators.

The supreme commander of the Star Beast Empire is also the highest centralized ruler of the empire. He is the Grand Marshal of the Empire. He has four major legions under his command, of which the third legion is its direct army, and it is also the only legion with a human race as the commanding position.After Marshal Hai Guangyuan was seriously injured and fell into a coma, the position of Marshal of the Third Legion was vacated, and the original deputy was concurrently held. So far, he has not been able to formally promote a new leader, which has caused power disputes and has been turbulent for many years.

General Mijob-Ris is one of the senior commanders of the Fourth Army of the Empire Headquarters. He is ranked among the Twelve Generals of the Purple Star. However, due to mania and other reasons, he has long since relinquished his important duties and retired to the second line, and there is a hidden tendency to retire.

Although psychosis occurs among all races and genders, there are still many characteristics that can be found on closer inspection. For example, the outbreak rate of mania among high-level orcs is higher than that of low-level orcs, and the outbreak rate of Alpha is higher than that of Omega. , while Beta has the lowest probability of outbreak.Among them, the mania of the human race and the big cat race is the most difficult, and the symptoms of insomnia are more complicated, almost one person has one disease, it is extremely difficult to prescribe the right medicine, and the effect is minimal.

After roughly reading the information of various races, although DouDou still has a half-knowledge of many details, he still understands that if he wants to completely cure the big cat grandpa and the human Hailou, he still needs to work harder.

DouDou already vaguely knows that his ability to heal a certain beast is related to his understanding of the original animal-shaped species, but how it is related, and how to transform this knowledge into tangible spiritual healing, is still unknown to DouDou .And if the other party's mental power level is higher, the symptoms of mania will be more serious, and the resistance to external spiritual counseling will be stronger, which means that the treatment process will become very difficult. Based on the current successful case analysis alone, he may not necessarily Can deal with serious illnesses like grandpa or Hailou's father.

However, a famous cat once said that if there is a cat, there will be a way.There are no roads in the world, and there are too many cats walking, so everyone learns to fly over the walls, and the road becomes no longer important.

Doudou firmly believes that as long as he is willing, he will be able to succeed.

Blindly confident and optimistic by nature, the little genius cat rubs his paws, and decides not to confine his eyes to unexplored and unknown areas, but to put his paws where he can, do some practical things, and do what he says .

DouDou struggled to open the contact list, pulled out the contact information of his first client, Beckbei, and poked out a short greeting message with his hairy paw.

Unexpectedly, the other party responded to the message almost instantly, as if they were guarding the terminal all the time.Beckbe's reply confirmed Doudou's speculation.

——Teacher Invincible, you finally have news! ! !

Beckbe excitedly made a series of exclamation marks.

——The last few days have been really torturous. You didn’t reply to the message I sent you before. I wanted to send a few more, but my brother stopped me.He said you must have something urgent to attend to, so let me not bother you.I just waited and waited. When I woke up this morning, I always thought something good would happen. I didn’t expect to receive your reply. I’m so happy!

It was only then that DouDou found out that Baker Bei had also sent him an email, and the ruthless kitty put it in the inbox to accumulate dust without discrimination.He rummaged through the historical letters with a guilty conscience, and took a look at Beckbei's last email.It turned out that two days after the volunteer project of the invincible kitty live broadcast room was questioned, Bakerbe and his friends only learned about the news on Xingwang, so they were not able to show up at the first time to support DouDou.

——Sorry, we are too obsessed with picking up garbage on the edge of the floating island. Originally, we wanted to collect more resources and sell them so that we could save money for later live broadcast treatments.In those few days, we were always wandering around in the free zone, and we couldn't get on the star network. When we saw the news, we found that various high-rise buildings had been built.My brother and I, as well as a few of his friends who were able to go to Xingwang, all went to the top post to testify with their real names, but after the popularity of the post subsided, there were not many people discussing it, so I don’t know how the effect was.My brother has a friend who said, just take advantage of the trend and let the heat go down. After all, the teacher can stick to the project, and one day the rumors will be self-defeating.However, these days I didn’t watch the teacher go online, and I was very nervous, thinking that Teacher Invincible didn’t want to do live broadcast because of this matter, it scared me to death, woo woo woo.

Beckbei chatters a lot, and can send hundreds of words of swiping messages in one minute, but Doudou is not skilled in typing, and often pokes with his claws for a long time, and when he wants to reply, he finds that the question he wants to answer has already been asked by Beckbei. The new news rushed away.

In a rage, Doudou slapped the input disk away with a meow, and got into the camouflage suit prepared for him by the housekeeper, while asking the system to send a video connection request.

The connection was connected instantly after the connection was dialed out, and the screen flickered twice, revealing the thin figure of Beckbei.

With tears all over his face, he rushed straight towards the virtual image of Dou Dou, yelling at the teacher indiscriminately.

Although the other party can't really pounce on him, Doudou still dutifully maintains the proud image of the kitten. He stretched out his paws to support his mask, then moved forward to make a gesture of rejection, and said slowly: "I know you I like me very much, but I am already a human cat, and I can no longer touch others, please respect yourself. You restrain yourself, take a step back, and sit down, I have something to tell you."

Beckbei agreed with a whimper, and really stepped back, sat down on his knees in a well-behaved manner, and wiped away his tears with his hands.

"I'm sorry," he whimpered, "I feel so ashamed and excited again. Teacher, what do you want to tell me? If you need it, just tell me. If I can't do it, let my brother do it. No matter how hard or tired, we brothers will not hesitate."

The old god Doudou shook his head on the ground, thinking, how many people's hearts will be broken if a cute kitten like me is really a sinful creature.

He sighed deeply, pulled his thoughts back, and said, "Actually, it's not a difficult task. It's still a matter of the previous volunteer project. I need to accumulate more and better cases for my first cat project. Requirements and It was basically the same as last time. However, I found it easy to cause trouble through social recruitment, so I simply wanted to make an internal member recommendation. You two know a lot of beasts, so you can recommend more trustworthy ones for me. The beasts of the big cat clan It can be free, and beasts from other races will be recruited according to the amount calculated for you before. If they are soldiers from the third and fourth legions who participated in the war and retired, they can also be free."

This trick was recommended internally by old customers because of the management experience gained from the cat cafe in Maochun.There is an almost completely black Siamese cat in the cat cafe, and DouDou can still get along well.The big cat named Briquette once told DouDou that everyone in the coffee shop is obsessed with cats, and the purpose of opening a cat cafe is to provide those humans who don’t have cats with a chance to get along with cats, but they don’t want to attract enemies. Cats are not friendly to curiosity seekers.Therefore, the boss came up with an idea. She personally screened the first batch of customers, and then these reliable old customers recommended new members to join, so as to ensure that every human being who enters the cat cafe has a guarantee, and to a certain extent can eliminate Trouble happens.

Doudou thinks he is such a noble and lovely kitten, so naturally he can't welcome any beast casually.It's just that he still needs a lot of experimental test data, and he can't just reject it blindly. It's better to set the threshold higher from the beginning.After the empire finds out that he is a young genius, DouDou will naturally have the power to choose clients as he pleases.

When Beckbe learned that DouDou not only did not intend to close the live broadcast room, but was going to officially launch the sleep aid project, he was immediately ecstatic and couldn't care about anything else, only nodded in agreement.

Doudou said again: "I asked you to help me, so naturally I won't charge you any more money. You and your brother can spend less time picking up trash and have a good rest."

When Doudou was a stray cat, before he was able to hunt and feed himself as an adult, he also spent a long time rummaging through litter boxes.Litter is not a good word for a fussy kitten.He still remembers the stench from the garbage bin after the long fermentation in the hot summer. Just a few steps closer, he can be stimulated by the strong smell and burst into tears.

Although Doudou didn't understand the concept of the garbage floating island of the Star Beast Empire, it would not be pleasant to think about it.With a heart to heart, he is willing to help the two brothers, Beckbe and Jia Jiali, unload part of the burden.

"That won't do!"

Unexpectedly, when Baker heard the words, he flatly refused.

"I have discussed it with my brother before. It is our luck to meet a master like Teacher Invincible. Soon your fee will be almost nothing. If we shirk it, it will be a big deal. Although the stars we have released There are very few coins, but how much is an attitude. Thank you for your kindness, but we will not agree, even if I agree, my brother's stubborn temper will not agree."

Thinking of the stubborn character of "Brother Pingtou", Doudou nodded secretly, then waved his paw indifferently, and said, "Go back and tell your brother that this matter is up to me, and no one is allowed to disobey a kitten." The will of the beast. I just don't want your star coins, maybe I will have the opportunity to let you 'compensate' me in other ways in the future. In short, that's it for the time being."

Beckbei still wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by DouDou's paw.

"Okay, stop talking, don't try to fight with a kitten beast, you have no chance of winning. That's it, I've already overworked my hours today, and I don't want to keep working hard. I'll be ready for a live broadcast next time I will contact you later."

Just like that, DouDou involuntarily terminated the conversation unilaterally, full of admiration for his hard work and yearning for a future life, he swayed to the bed and went to catch up on sleep.

After this rest, another two days passed, and DouDou finally ushered in another opportunity for him to flex his muscles, because General Reese took an early vacation and returned to the floating island of Clarata.This time, according to the steward, it was General Reese's long winter vacation. As a senior military officer who is about to retire, General Reese can enjoy a long winter vacation for a full three months.

When General Reese's private aircraft was parked on the garden lawn outside the general's mansion, a group of small yellow-orange meat balls flew from the house and directly threw themselves into General Reese's arms.

"Grandpa, Grandpa," Doudou shouted loudly, wagging his fur tail happily, "I miss you so much, I feel like I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much."

After finishing speaking, he raised his two front paws and drew a huge ball vigorously, completely framing General Reese's head.

General Reese's serious expression instantly became subtle.Before he could respond in time, a chuckle sounded beside him.

Huh?Doudou poked his head out of curiosity, only to find that a stranger followed his grandfather out of the aircraft.

The man has slender limbs, gray temples, and looks slightly smaller than General Reese. He looks handsome and kind, but he is too thin. The contours of his face are as sharp as a knife. A pair of deep dark blue eyes are deeply sunken in the eye sockets. Among them, it looks like two lakes.

"Job, this is your grandson, it's really interesting." He squinted his eyes, looked up and down the same way, and said with a smile.

"That's right," General Rees nodded stiffly, "I'm a naive kid, I'm making you laugh."

General Rees was obviously not used to being too intimate with juniors in front of his friends, so he pinched the back of Dou Dou's neck, trying to pull the kitten off his body.Unexpectedly, DouDou was on guard for a long time, and stretched out his sharp claws, firmly embedded in the fabric of General Reese's uniform, like a pair of plasters, no matter how much General Reese tore it off, he couldn't tear it off.

"Don't pick me up!" DouDou protested loudly, "I want Grandpa to carry me home, a gentle hug."

General Reese's black face boiled hot like red-hot coals.

Hearing the words, the strange guest laughed heartily and loudly, but after a few laughs, he quickly covered his lips and coughed a few times, his face turned pale immediately.

"You, don't be brave, go in quickly." General Rees said so, he ignored the naughty Doudou, and personally welcomed the guests into the mansion.

Doudou hid between the thick arms of General Reese, peeping at the strange guest.

The man quickly realized the sight of the little cat, and he was not ashamed or annoyed, and showed himself generously, letting DouDou see enough.

DouDou tilted his head embarrassingly, and suddenly got the courage to ask in a childlike voice, "Are you a friend of Grandpa? What's your name?"

After hearing this, General Rees immediately started, slapped the kitty's hairy buttocks, and reprimanded: "It's not big or small, why are you so rude? This is General Xiu Jie, my friend in the army, according to Seniority, you have to call him little grandpa."

Xiu Jie quickly waved his hand and stopped him: "Don't wear your military rank in front of your children. Besides, I'm already retired, so I don't have an official military rank, it's just a title."

Doudou immediately said loudly: "Hi, little grandpa, welcome to my grandpa's house as a guest."

Xiu Jie was amused, and teased, "Why do you welcome me to your grandfather's house? Isn't this also your house?"

DouDou hesitated for a while, thinking that his voice was extremely low, but it was actually loud enough for everyone in the audience to hear clearly, and replied: "Because I'm just a guest at my grandfather's house, and I'm going to get married sooner or later. You see My grandfather just spanked my ass just now, and he's not polite at all."

After finishing speaking, the little cat let out a long and painful sigh, which caused Xiu Jie to laugh again.

General Reese didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to change into a gentler posture, hold DouDou in his arms, and finally read: "Don't talk nonsense. Xiu Jie is staying at our house this long vacation, and you are also a little master, so you must treat guests well." .”

He restrained himself for a while, and then whispered in Doudou's ear: "Also, you must keep the fact that you want to marry a human being a secret, otherwise the kidnapping plan will be very difficult to succeed, understand?"

Doudou nodded with a vague understanding.

Due to the return of General Lisi and the visit of the guests, the butler led the servants to do their best to prepare an extraordinarily sumptuous dinner. Even Dou Dou was brave enough to be allowed to have two complete legs at the same time, and the whole cat trembled with joy.

General Reese's mansion was brightly lit, and there were staggered cups of wine, giving it a warm and peaceful atmosphere.

The three adults who were born in the army ate extremely fast, and they had finished eating in just ten minutes after the staple food was served.At this time, the dinner plate was removed, and the butler brought the after-dinner wine brewed with natural fruits.

The moist wine looks soft and seductive under the light and shadow, exuding a sweet plant fragrance.Unable to resist the temptation, the little cat tiptoed back to Melly's wine glass and squatted down.He waited patiently for a long time, and after confirming that the adults were focusing on the boring conversation, he mustered up the courage, slowly raised his paw, and slowly reached into the wine glass, slightly moistening his palm, Withdrew his paw again, put the meat ball to his lips, and stuck out his tongue to lick the taste.

Uh, bah.

It's bitter and astringent, what's so good about wine, the world of adults and beasts is really hard to understand.

The little cat shook its beard in disgust, and wrinkled its face with an expression of extreme disgust.Then, he got up and turned around, pointing his butt to Merry's wine glass, kicking his hind legs in a posture of burying excrement, silently showing his attitude.

It's a pity that before he had time to plan a few times, he was grabbed by Mei Li, pinched him in his arms, and rubbed back and forth, turning into a long strip for a while, and then a ball for a while.

Doudou thought regretfully, if adults want to drink red wine that tastes like cat urine, they must have a long conversation. If this procrastinates, when will he be able to eat dessert? Dessert skills need to be improved. Maybe tonight, for the so-called healthy diet, he will cut corners and serve a plate of liquid desserts that are more terrifying than cat urine for DouDou.

Doudou turned his head quickly, searching for reasons to escape.Just as he was thinking, the voice of a servant announcing came from outside the restaurant.

Doudou shook his ears, raised his body, and repeated in disbelief: "Do you mean there is something for me?"

"Yes, Master Mio." The servant replied respectfully, and then added with a complicated expression, "I see that the other party's family crest seems to be true and credible, and there is nothing wrong with it, so I decided to come here Announcement, young master, look..."

"What? What family crest?" Doudou tilted his head strangely, and said, "Why don't you send it in."

Doudou had never received any package signed by the recipient before, so he couldn't restrain his excitement all of a sudden.

After a while, things were lifted up.

DouDou was immediately shocked by the magnificent scene in front of him, speechless, his eyes were wide and round, and the tip of his pink tongue hung out foolishly.

A considerable number of exquisite lunch boxes were served by dozens of servants.The servants filed in and lined up, revealing the contents of the box almost at the same time.

It turns out that they are meat and vegetarian dim sum in different colors, exquisite in shape and sweet in smell.

At this time, an orc in a gorgeous uniform stepped forward, bowed deeply to Doudou, and said with a smile on his face: "I will pass a word on behalf of our young master. These are the promised snacks. It’s rare, it took some time to prepare it, young master Mi Ao can try it, if you like it, please let me know before it’s too late.”

Facing such a luxurious scene like a dream come true, Doudou was dumbfounded, and he just kept silent, even the tip of his tail lost his ability to think.

It was Xiu Jie who broke the silence first by laughing out loud.He said: "Job, you are too hospitable. I just came to the house to bother you for a few days. There is no need to be so extravagant and wasteful. There are so many natural snacks, let alone whether we can finish them, just make them. A lot of thoughts and materials have been wasted, it is too extravagant. If it is passed on to the army, it will be enough for you to be ginseng."

General Reese stared at the blue wave family crest belonging to the Hai family without saying a word, lost in thought.After a long time, he turned his head to look at his son, and asked in a deep voice: "Are you really doing it? Where is he locked up? Is it safe? Is this the ransom money the Hai family gave us?"

The author has something to say:

General Rees [looks at his son in pain]: You finally made a ruthless move

Melly: Didn't look at me, I didn't, don't wrong a good man! !