The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

On the evening of the second day, DouDou started the live broadcast again and worked hard for a full...three weeks.On the third day, he solemnly and solemnly announced at the dinner table that because of the hard work of the past few days, the kitten will be on strike today.

"I think I'm tired and skinny."

Doudou squatted in front of the dinner plate, held his round belly with two front paws, and sighed regretfully.

"It's not easy to be a well-loved kitten. The volunteers who came here yesterday gained several more paws. I can't even count them. Let me tell you that a cute kitten like me has no paws at all. Don't dare to be exposed, once exposed, there will be too many beasts who like me, and the drool shed will definitely form a vast ocean."

The butler stepped forward, and silently took away the empty plate in front of him that had been licked to the brim.

General Rees and Major General Meli didn't talk to each other. After finishing their breakfast calmly, they got up and left the table decisively.

"They are too indifferent," DouDou looked at the backs of grandpa and father, and muttered depressingly, "Isn't there anyone who takes pity on the kitten? Sure enough, they won't cherish it if they get it, it's too bad."

"And me," Mr. Xiu Jie who was sitting on the side said with a smile, "I've been listening to you all the time, and I find it very interesting. You are really an amazing little sleep aid teacher."

DouDou immediately tilted his head at Mr. Xiu Jie, grinned, and raised his proud little carrot tail.

"And I'm curious about how you work, can I visit you when you live broadcast today?"

DouDou stepped on his paw hesitantly, and whispered awkwardly: "But I just announced that I won't work today, I don't like working very much."

"Then what do you want to do today?"

"I want to patrol the yard to see if there are any small animals that don't have long eyes breaking into my territory - but according to my previous observations, I can't see half a mouse here, and there are no birds on the trees. In short, it is a Very boring place. But it doesn't matter, I'm getting used to it.

After my patrol, I'd go home for a refreshment before going to sleep.After waking up, I decided to go to the curtains in the dining room and continue the cat scratch painting that I hadn't finished.I've already been spanked by my dad for this masterpiece, and I can't waste my sacrifice in vain.

Then pester the housekeeper for a snack, preferably a piece of meat.After eating, I'm going to start playing the game of jumping stairs.You know, it's fun to climb to the top of the stairs and jump down one step at a time, sometimes two steps at a time.

After the game of jumping stairs, if there is still time, I will sleep again.After waking up, eat something, and then go to monitor other beasts in the house, and if you find them working, go to interrupt them, such as jumping out of the corner to scare them, or lying on their workbench. Let them get on with the job at hand.Communicating the importance of rest is an important responsibility that every kitty should take on.

Sometimes, I also want to look at the scenery outside the window, and sometimes it takes an afternoon to see it.But now it is dark and long winter, and there is often nothing outside the house, so it is not very interesting.This repertoire has been crossed off my winter schedule.But don't worry, I've found the perfect alternative activity..."

Doudou earnestly picked up his paws, and counted his daily activities with Xiu Jie one by one.After counting, he sighed heavily, looked at Xiu Jie, and said sadly: "Tell me, is a kitten's day very busy, all the time is so full that there is no time for it Work. I'm really working too hard, no, I have to ask the housekeeper uncle to add a snack for me, I only need such a small amount, I don't want to eat more. "

With his head down, he used his two front paws to draw a large circle that was rounder than his belly.

Xiu Jie quietly looked at the kitten who didn't want to eat more, and after a long moment of stunned, he said, "Ah, it sounds like it's chesty. But, I'm actually very curious. A young genius like you It's so weird how it works. I always suspect that no one can do it to this extent."

Doudou pricked up his ears, tilted his head and stared at Xiu Jie, his eyes were shining brightly, as if he was accusing Xiu Jie of saying such cruel words that questioned the little cat.

With the same expression on his face, Xiu Jie continued to say in a leisurely manner: "When Job and I showed off how amazing his grandson is, I didn't believe it. A little guy like you has a low level of mental power, let alone using your own. Mental power helps other orcs fall asleep, even in the face of manic mental power to maintain their own stability, it should be very difficult, maybe you can faint with just one sneeze."

This time, DouDou was really angry.

"I don't like what you're saying." He raised his voice and protested softly, with a serious expression, trying to make himself appear more powerful.

Xiu Jie was unmoved, and even sneered, and said: "But thinking about that scene is quite fun. Anyway, I didn't see it with my own eyes. I imagined it should be like this. It looks like you are indeed It's not easy."

Doudou was so depressed that his hair exploded all over his body.

He bared his teeth, hummed loudly, and said disdainfully: "I know what you want to do, I don't need your approval. But your words make me unhappy, my grandpa won't like what you just thought .Well then, I will continue the live broadcast tonight, you can come and visit. If my work is different from what you think, you have to apologize to me. "

Xiu Jie tried hard to suppress the smile on the corner of his mouth, and solemnly promised, "I promise."

Therefore, the anchor Doudou, who originally planned to skip work, entered the live broadcast room again that night.Except for that special visitor, tonight's live broadcast is no different from the previous one, but the live broadcast room seems to be more lively.

DouDou doesn't care about these insignificant details.He dutifully fell asleep in full view of everyone, and when he woke up, he grabbed Xiu Jie by the collar and demanded that he apologize to the little cat.

Xiu Jie was very trustworthy, so he said sorry without saying a word, with a sincere tone.The big-hearted kitty naturally forgave his new friend easily.

However, Xiu Jie's next sentence made the little cat stunned and the little fish.

"I think you are very good. Do you want to learn from me and become my disciple?"

DouDou stared round in shock, and looked at Xiu Jie without blinking, as if looking at a stranger.

"Why do you say strange words that are only used in the small TV box?" Doudou asked, "Have you also taken acting lessons?"

Xiu Jie naturally didn't understand the kitten's unconstrained thinking, so he had to reiterate his intention again.

"I want to take you as an apprentice, which means literally. My original job is an earth-type spiritual power sleep aid teacher. I can help you tap your potential, find the most suitable spiritual power sleep aid channel for you, and help you To become a world-renowned sleep aid teacher. I admire you and like you very much, so I look forward to being your teacher. Of course, this is also the idea of ​​Job and Merry."

Hearing the words, Doudou was even more surprised, blinked hard, and after digesting for a long time, he finally realized that it seemed that his father and grandfather had found a tutor for him.

Doudou knows the meaning of "tutor".As early as when he was struggling with "scores" at Cat University, he met many charlatan cats who claimed to be able to help underachievers break through the passing threshold.They roam the streets and alleys of Maochun, looking for the tail and claws of the Wannian crane like Doudou.

There are even a few foreign teachers who occasionally mix in this group of cheating cats—a dog who is proficient in cheating, a parrot who can talk about cats, or a pet pig with a lot of courage and a bigger appetite.

Of course, it is unavoidable that there will inevitably be a few teachers with real kung fu and real strength in the huge tutoring team, but in any case, as long as it is linked to exams and graduation, the term tutoring is enough to become a teacher for every little one who fails all the year round. Cat's nightmare.

……

In the past few days, Major General Meli was pleased to find that his son finally showed the appearance of a normal young orc. He got up on time, broadcast live earnestly, and was willing to organize data and make reports with Peter even when he was resting.

But what the comforting old father didn't understand was the price one kitten had paid for it.

DouDou leads a busy and fulfilling but not very happy life as a working cat.For the first time ever, he did live broadcast almost every night, came into contact with different kinds of beasts, and collected various data numbly.

And the source of all these tragedies comes from the mysterious guest Xiu Jie from the Reese's mansion.

"dad."

One night, DouDou ran to Melly's room, squeezed his head into his father's palm, and asked childishly.

"Is Mr. Xiu Jie a devil? I think he must be."

Ever since Mr. Xiu Jie announced his intention to take Doudou as his apprentice, the time of Doudou being a free little lazy cat has come to an end.That Mr. Devil forced DouDou to embark on the road of diligent live broadcasting on the pretext of needing to assess the kitten's working ability.Originally, Doudou still wanted to insist on himself and refused to compromise, but under the multiple attack and siege of Mr. Xiu Jie and other people in the General's Mansion, he would be thrown directly into the live broadcast room every night, gurgling and coaxing a bunch of people Beasts that refuse to sleep sleep.

The most frightening thing was that the housekeeper even told DouDou bluntly that if he fled work like before, it is very likely that in the near future, he would not even be able to provide meat supplements mixed with water.

The cruelty of the plot is unheard of, and the cruelty makes the cat terrified.

At this time, four full days and ten weeks had passed since Doudou worked hard and started the live broadcast continuously.DouDou feels that his body and soul have been hollowed out together, leaving him lifeless.

Meli pulled Doudou's face to the two sides, rolled it into a small round cake, and taught: "Don't talk nonsense, he is a guest we invited to help you learn."

"I've been working for five, six, seven or eight days!" Doudou protested loudly, "I think an ordinary kitten only needs to work for three days in a lifetime. It's too much."

"These few days are because Mr. Xiu Jie wants to help you collect data, so you are forced to live continuously. After you stabilize, you can naturally increase the rest time as appropriate."

What Mei Li said was well-founded, but DouDou was still not very happy.

He frowned tightly, and muttered bitterly: "You guys are too bad, is it so happy to make a kitten sad?"

Meili suppressed her smile and replied in a generally serious manner: "I am very happy to see you learn and grow."

Dou Dou was sobbing exaggeratedly, and his eyes were not wet after pretending to cry for a long time.

"The acting is too fake and not sincere." Meli commented mercilessly.

"Hmph." DouDou turned away, and flicked the tip of his tail unhappily.

Meili grabbed the kitten and lifted him up high, and said with a smile: "It is your grandfather and I's deliberate decision to ask Mr. Xiu Jie to be your teacher. The reasons are very complicated and I can't tell you for the time being. You just need to know, Mr. Xiu Jie is a very remarkable person, and he is also the only sleep assistant who has a mental power level of A. If you had come into contact with a person like him 50 years ago, it would be almost impossible for you to come into contact with him. Now, by coincidence, you have such a Don't rush to be proud of your fate."

Seeing that Doudou was still unconvinced, Meli quickly blocked his mouth and said, "It's true that you are a young genius, but you also have to realize that there is still a long way to go before you become a big genius. Mr. Xiujie will He is your best guide. He hasn't taken a fancy to you yet, so you have to work hard. If you can successfully persuade him to accept you as an apprentice, grandpa and I can feel at ease."

"But I just want to be a little genius," Doudou looked at Mei Li aggrievedly, "I don't want to be a big genius. Well, if he doesn't like me, I don't want to like him either."

"Don't talk nonsense, Mr. Xiu Jie has his own considerations. He likes you, but he can't use 'like' as the only criterion for recruiting disciples. Mr. has to measure you from your character, wisdom, potential and other aspects."

Mei Li held back DouDou, and involuntarily poured a lot of reason into his little brain.The poor little kitten got dizzy and ran out in a daze, and hid in his bedroom, never to show up again.

Just when everyone thought the little cat was doing silent resistance and struggle, Doudou actually wanted to hide and try to save himself.A smart and tenacious kitten can't just catch it in the face of difficulties.

—Hello, my human.Your kitty is in crisis, this is a good time for you to redeem yourself, you must come and save me quickly (preferably bring meat and snacks)

爪爪

The author has something to say:

Hello, you have a kitten who doesn't want to work, please check

Doudou: I ask what love is in the world, you exchanged a small mountain of dried fish for me to not work for ten years

Mei Li: As a high-quality idol (future), it would be too irresponsible for you to say that you don’t want to work. You have to set up a good, positive and tall role model image for thousands of beasts.

Doudou: ...but who wants to work if there are small dried fish to eat?And I am just a kitten after all, I have many things to do every day, especially very hard