The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Cat University has a trendy practical course called "Self-Cultivation of Playful Cats", which is specially set up for kittens who want to enter the "show business" or want to tease humans.No matter how poor the kitten's initial foundation is, after taking this course, at least three deductive skills can be learned:

One, turn a blind eye to human beings who have no food, turn a blind eye to unsavory words, and be able to deal with any situation calmly and remain indifferent.

Second, after making a mistake, he can blame his companions, stupid dogs, humans himself, and the air without changing his face, and turn the offensive, and in turn lose his temper first.

[-]. Pretending to be innocent and pitiful, tempting to pick and choose, when a human being is fooled and approached, take the opportunity to bite his hand, or scratch his paw, and learn to accuse the other party with his eyes, making him doubt himself, and then doubt Life.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything. Doudou Benmao was not able to master any of the above skills before being kicked out of the classroom by the teacher of the drama class.

But it turns out that all kittens have the potential to be good actors and can cope with emergencies without a teacher.

At this time, DouDou showed a bright smile on Xiu Jie's face, and he couldn't tell which kitten it was that had previously accused Xiu Jie of being a devil.

Xiu Jie's acting skills are also not bad, he patted Dou Dou's shoulder with a pleasant smile, half encouraging and half threatening, telling the little cat to keep working hard and keep working hard.

Dou Dou secretly gritted his teeth sullenly, hesitating whether to add Xiu Jie to the list of "little cats who urinate".This depressed mood lasted until Dudou bid farewell to his family and boarded the private aircraft on the upper floor.

Staring at Hailou's profile, DouDou suddenly realized that these troubles actually stemmed from his bottomless tolerance and pampering towards human beings.

Hey, where in the world is there such a cute and considerate kitten like him, for the sake of his human beings, he gave up the persistence and pride that many kittens should have.

Doudou pouted, and decided to give his human a little punishment.

But what punishment should be used?Doudou's eyes wandered over Hailou's bare skin, between biting with his teeth and scratching with his paws.He hesitated, and finally decided to be a magnanimous kitten, not to punish the weak human with such cruel claws.

So DouDou took the next best thing, stretching out his claws to pick the buttons on Hailou's skirt.

Hailou looked back and saw that DouDou had a stern face, looking unhappy, so he took out the snack box he had prepared earlier, spread it all out like a show off, and displayed it in front of DouDou.

The majestic kitty immediately put all the troubles behind it, and happily picked up the snack boxes and touched them one by one.

Today's dim sum is carefully made into small buns in the shape of a tiger's head. Because of their small size, they look like mighty and domineering little orange cats.The buns are soft and bubbly to the touch, and when you press them, there is a small paw print.

Doudou couldn't put it down, touched them one by one, then leaned closer, fanned his nose and sniffed carefully, and said with certainty: "The inside is made of meat."

Hailou nodded and said, "Yes, I specially asked the kitchen to make meat-filled dim sum for you. You can try it."

DouDou hurriedly broke open a meat bun, first took a sip of the soup, then meowed down half of the bun in one gulp, and chewed with puffed cheeks.

The gravy is delicious, the filling is sweet, but full of flavor.I don't know what kind of meat is used, it is extremely elastic to chew, thin but not woody.It was so delicious that Doudou couldn't help shaking his head and tail.

He ate two meat buns in one go, then set aside two for Hailou and Hailing, and then piled up the rest of the meat buns, intending to keep them for himself to eat slowly.

Naturally, Hannah was not within the scope of Doudou's overtures, so he could only watch helplessly and secretly swallowed.

Flattered, Hai Ling took Doudou's dim sum and held it in her palm without daring to move it.Hailou took the buns and kindly distributed one to Hannah who was already coveted.

Hannah snatched the bun and swallowed it whole without chewing.After eating, he smashed his mouth and found that he hadn't tasted anything, so he couldn't help drooping his brows and eyes, and looked at Hailou pitifully.

Before Hannah could plead, Doudou first protected the remaining meat bun in Hailou's hand, and said angrily, "This is mine! If you want to eat it, you have to please me."

Hannah pursed his lips, and shouted: "Why are you so stingy, fluffy? Lou and I are good friends who grew up together. I think I should have a share of the snacks he prepared."

Doudou put Hailou's arm in his arms, and replied: "I'm not stingy, you are too annoying to cats. Hailou won't bring you delicious food, these snacks are specially prepared for me Yes. So what if he grew up with you, he likes me the most!"

Hannah quit after hearing the words, and curled up beside Hailou, expressing his grievances in a babble.

Hailou was pinched from left to right, but in the end he had no choice but to take out the dim sum that Dou Dou had disliked before, and put it in front of Hannah to appease Husky.Before handing it over, DouDou specially went over to check each one by himself to make sure that it was indeed the leftover dim sum picked by himself, so he gave up.

Hailing on the side watched the whole process, just laughed and didn't interrupt.

DouDou turned to look at her, grinned, and said generously, "If my sister likes it, tell me, and I'll eat it for you."

Hannah burst into tears.

Hailing waved her hands in a panic, declining repeatedly.

"No, I'm not hungry at all, so you can use it yourself. Ah, thank you, thank you."

She was originally childish, but now with a flushed face, she looked even more immature.

Doudou looked at Hailing, blinked, then looked at Hailou again, and said curiously: "Your sister doesn't look like you, she's so shy, but she's also cute."

Hailou glanced reassuringly at the bewildered Hailing, and then signaled Hannah to take Hailing to the outer cabin for snacks. There were also vegetables, fruits and other natural foods that Doudou was not keen on.

Hannah happily took Hailing away, leaving behind Hailou and Doudou.

Only then did Hai Lou say to DouDou: "Xiaoling is not very courageous, and she rarely goes out at ordinary times."

Doudou tilted his head in doubt, thought for a while, and smiled: "I understand, you must think I'm brave, that's why you let me take care of her, am I right?"

"Yes," Hailou smiled and nodded, "I rarely get in touch with Omega of your age. I used to think that Xiaoling was like this because of her young age, but after seeing you, I realized that Omega can also be so lively. , I very much hope that my sister can be like you..."

Hailou hesitated, apparently considering the appropriate words.

"Invincible like me is super cute!" Doudou added loudly to help Hailou.

He lifted his chin proudly, as if he had had a tail, he would have held it high like a little victory banner.

Hailou couldn't help but paused for a while before continuing: "Today is the Harvest Festival of Holmz Floating Island, I'm afraid there will be many tourists, including Alphas or Omega of your age. There are collisions. Hailing has never seen so many people before, but I can't always follow the left and right. If you play with her, I can rest assured. I know you will definitely not let yourself suffer."

"For the sake of you liking me so much, that's fine." Doudou said happily, "I will definitely take care of your sister and prevent others from bullying her. I can also teach her how to be brave, although I don't think she It may surpass my cuteness, but it will definitely become more powerful."

Doudou stuffed a meat bun into his mouth while talking, and accidentally splashed the meat juice on the corner of his mouth, he raised his head, and generously asked Hailou to wipe it for him with a towel.Hailou works hard with a good temper, and there are no outsiders here, so he is willing to let Doudou be himself to his heart's content.

Eating and drinking like this, after a while, the aircraft sailed to Holmci floating island through the space-time tunnel.Accompanied by Hailou, Doudou stepped off the aircraft with a round belly.

The eyes suddenly open up, the grass grows and the warblers fly, the wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, it is a rare and beautiful scenery in the long winter.

DouDou suddenly opened his eyes wide, looking around curiously.This is the first time he has set foot on the floating island of Holmtz.

Homez Floating Island is one of the top ten production floating islands in the empire. Because of its beautiful natural scenery and verdant trees all year round, it has also become one of the tourist attractions for orcs, and it is the most beautiful scenery in the long winter season.

As Hailou said, the island is crowded with tourists.In the long winter season, there is a drowsy winter scene everywhere, but these floating islands that focus on production still present a lively midsummer scene due to the abundant light, which is refreshing.During the long winter season, Holmz Floating Island also enters a closed recuperation period like other scenic spots, and is only open during the Harvest Festival for a period of one week.The opportunity was rare, and the orcs, who had been bored at home for many days, swarmed out and couldn't wait to visit the island and embrace the light.

Fortunately, the Holmtz floating island has a vast territory, and you only need to avoid it a little, and you can find a quiet place, so that you won't be crowded out by the crowds.Hailou led Doudou to wait for a group of people to arrive at such a remote island, which occupies a small area and is far away from the main island, but it has clear mountains and clear waters, and it has unique caves.

As soon as Doudou came to the island, he took Peter and Hailing to have fun, and ran wildly around the grass and forest belts.Only then did he realize how important sunlight is to a kitten.

Out of the green grass rose bushes of tall and low flowers, purple branches that looked like irises, golden clusters that looked like marigolds, and little flowers that hung like shy strings of white bells like lilies of the valley .

Peter, who is obsessed with botany, naturally would not give up such a good opportunity to practice. He took out his optical brain almost as soon as he arrived in the field, and started to study according to the materials.

However, the little kitten, who has no heart to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, moved its paws directly, took off a string of small bells, and dangled between the paws.

Peter was so frightened that he waved his hands again and again, and dissuaded him: "Master, the natural animals and plants on the island are all paid for. If you destroy it, you will have to pay a large amount of star coins."

Doudou tilted his head in confusion. In the kitten's view, wild flowers and weeds are born naturally, and there is no such thing as payment.

"Do you have coins?" Peter asked cautiously.

Doudou sighed heavily, shook his head and said, "I don't have any star coins, I'm a little poor."

So far, through his own hard work, Doudou has only earned one or two thousand star coins, and he has handed over all of it to Melly, calling it "buying sugar" money.At this time, there are only a few star coins in Doudou's account, which are used as mascots.

At this time, Hailing stepped forward and said in a hearty way: "I, I have, I have a lot of star coins!"

Doudou's eyes lit up, he jumped around twice happily, took Hailing's hand and said: "Then use your star coins first, and I will ask Hailou to return them to you."

Hai Ling also laughed foolishly, shook her head desperately and replied: "No, no, no need to pay back, my brother also gave me the star coins."

Doudou was even more delighted when he heard the words, and exclaimed: "Hailou is so nice, you are worthy of being my human being."

Peter could only remind in a low voice: "Young master, this is a public place, if you don't keep it all there will be others around. It's against the law to raise human beings in private captivity, so you have to be careful when you speak, don't let people catch you wrong."

DouDou reluctantly agreed.He still hasn't been able to transform the identity relationship between humans and pandas well. Besides, it's only natural for a kitten to take over a human, so how could it break the law.

"So you are also a precious human being?" Doudou turned to Hailing and asked bluntly, "Do you already have a beast that you want to be with?"

Hailing blushed, and replied shyly: "No, no. I haven't differentiated yet. Although I have manifested human characteristics, I can't fully confirm my gender attributes until I have formally differentiated. If I People who are not purebreds are big, so they are probably not very popular."

"It's okay," Doudou said, "you don't have to pay attention to other beasts' opinions. Whether you are a rare species or not, I think you are very cute. But it's a pity that there is only me, the only cat and beast here, I have decided to take over your brother, and I can no longer empathize with another."

After Doudou finished talking, he shook his head sadly and sighed, his little face was full of regret.

Although she didn't quite understand what Doudou said, Hai Ling was still amused.

"No matter what, shall I take you to pick flowers? Can you make a wreath, I will! I can teach you!"

DouDou happily pulled Hai Ling and penetrated into the depths of the flowers.In the end, the two each held out a bouquet of bright and dripping flowers, and began to move their claws to make garlands.

Although Doudou claims to be able to make garlands, all his experience is based on watching similar scenes in small human TV boxes, so he can only give a general idea, but he doesn't know how to do it.In the end, relying on Hailing's dexterity, she groped and tossed out two garlands.

DouDou grabbed the wreath that belonged to him, was overjoyed, and ran towards his human with the wreath in his hands.

Hailou is standing in the sea of ​​grass, the wind is blowing, and the green waves are rippling.Suppressing a smile, DouDou approached on tiptoe, and then emerged from behind him with a wow.

"Scared you!" DouDou raised the corners of his mouth and said triumphantly, "I'm very good at hide-and-seek."

"Scared." Hailou replied like this.

"Then close your eyes, and I will cast another spell on you."

Hailou complied obediently.

DouDou stood on tiptoe, took out the wreath hidden behind him, raised it above his head, and gently placed it on Hailou's hair.

Hailou opened his eyes.

In Doudou's clear, watery eyes, he saw the long summer blooming above his head.

Doudou took a step back, looked around, and affirmed himself with satisfaction: "It's beautiful, as expected of the wreath I made... Well, well, my sister also helped a little bit."

Hailou couldn't help chuckling.

DouDou immediately rushed over, hugged Hai Louxi and said with a smile: "You look so pretty when you smile. Since you are so happy, let me tell you one more thing."

"What is it?"

"Peter told me that it costs money to pick flowers here, and you need a lot of star coins. Hailing promised to lend it to me, and you have to help me return it to her."

Seeing Doudou asking for money frankly, Hailou couldn't help being amused, deliberately trying to tease him, and said, "Why do you and Hailing need to pay back the money you borrowed, but you and I used it by ourselves?"

Hearing the words, Doudou gave Hailou a strange look, and replied as a matter of course: "Because I am your kitty, it is only natural for human beings to spend money to raise kittens. It has always been like this, there is a saying that goes like this Yes, you are responsible for making money to support the family, and the kitten is responsible for being as cute as a flower. This sentence is very reasonable, you must keep it in your heart."

Hailou nodded and listened to the admonition.

After spoiling the grass and flowers, Dou Dou took the lead and walked to the farm.

There are two specialties on the floating island, Gala Bird and Pupu Beast.

After seeing Gala Bird, DouDou realizes that there are also birds in the world of orcs.This strange little bird in front of me looks very much like the crow on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. Its voice is also hoarse and wretched like a crow, and it makes a "clack-clack" sound from time to time.It's just that the Gala bird is covered with colorful feathers with red markings, and its tail feathers are long and gorgeous, like a tuft of feather dusters, making its claws itchy.

After being reminded by Peter, DouDou realized that the colorful pattern of the handmade carpet in General Reese's mansion was woven from the feathers of the Gala bird. Unfortunately, this supposedly very precious carpet has now been trampled by his majestic cat paws. It was a mess, and for this, Doudou was criticized by the housekeeper.

Although Hailou's trip was low-key and he didn't want to use the island's manpower, the person in charge of the floating island still worried about sending two staff members to accompany him after learning of Hailou's visit to show his sincerity.These two Beta orcs, one with a pair of horseshoe-like feet, and the other with a cockscomb-like fiery crest, are accompanying Hailou and his party at this time, introducing the habits of Gala birds vividly. .

Gala birds like to gather in a bunch, and feather dusters can't tell each other apart in meetings.And before the breeding period, there is no distinction between male and female Gala birds, and each Gala bird has two sets of sex-organs, male and female.After the adult birds are in heat, they will become very irritable, and they will fight each other. The one that wins will become a male, while the one that loses will become a female, and will give birth to offspring after conception.

Every season, Gala birds tear at each other, and the ground is full of colorful bird feathers. Breeders collect these expensive fallen feathers and use them as various hand-woven fabrics and clothing.

Doudou listened with relish, and patted his paws to encourage the two Beta orcs to talk more.

The cockscomb beast couldn't help being complacent, and told a few interesting stories about raising Gala birds, but turned around unexpectedly, only to find that the honored guest was not listening to the story at all, but took the opportunity to jump into the enclosure and look after himself. Pick up the bird feathers.

The author has something to say:

Doudou: While he's not paying attention, grab the chicken feathers quickly

Working Orc: Guest, stop, what are you doing, guest!What we pick up are the feathers that they have fallen by themselves, not plucking them directly!

Doudou: Anyway, they will lose their hair sooner or later when they fight on their own. I'm just helping out, so there's nothing wrong with it

Hailou: Swipe my card, but... what do you want these feathers for?

DouDou: Of course make a feather duster (cat toy)!After living here for so long, there is finally a toy that kittens are interested in