The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

"It happened about three weeks ago. For some unknown reason, the monitor suddenly issued an alarm."

The panda butler anxiously explained the details to Hailou, raised his hands and rubbed the pair of big fan-shaped ears, and slapped off the salty cat's claws that were carefully probing on his waist.

"At that time, the medical staff checked the marshal's condition, but they didn't find any problems, so we had to wait and see."

The panda butler continued, and then shook off the evil cat's paw that was trying to hook his ear.

"But after watching for more than a week, nothing happened. The doctors also speculated that the monitor might be malfunctioning, so I was relieved and just wanted to wait for you to come back to make a decision. Who would have thought, in the blink of an eye It’s really not good, all the data are declining rapidly, and no reason can be found, and the doctors are helpless.”

After the Panda Steward finished speaking, he glared at DouDou.

DouDou retracted the paw that wanted to poke the panda's belly, and blinked innocently.

"I'm sorry." Doudou apologized sincerely, and honestly retreated to Hailou's side.

The panda butler ignored the strange guest, looked at Hailou again, rubbed his hands anxiously, and said, "What do you think we should do? There have been bad times before, but never As dangerous as it is now. How can this be done, Mother Earth."

Hailou nodded slightly, without answering, strode into the medical cabin in the back room to visit Marshal Hai Guangyuan.DouDou also immediately put down his interest in panda beasts and hurriedly followed Shanghai Lou.

The medical cabin is a huge bullet-shaped transparent cabin, which contains various medical instruments, first aid kits and basic daily necessities.The bulkhead is made of the most advanced high-strength synthetic material, which claims to be able to withstand dozens of concentrated fire attacks from energy weapons.

In the center of the medical cabin, there was an Alpha male lying naked, with all kinds of winding cannulae all over his body, making him almost invisible.Only a handsome face was exposed outside, with eyes closed and lips closed, brows deeply furrowed, even in deep coma, there seemed to be a lot of melancholy.

A white-haired and childlike Omega female, dressed in a white robe, seemed to be dressed as a doctor, leading a few orcs striding up to the upper floor, handing him a bare board, spit out a series of obscure medical terms at high speed like a thunderstorm hitting the ground .

Hailou took the light board, frowned at the data, and listened carefully to the doctor's analysis.

Doudou couldn't understand anything, and seeing that Hailou didn't care about him at this time, he ran to the medical table and looked at Marshal Hai Guangyuan's face through the transparent wall.

Overall, Hailou looks like his father, except that Marshal Hai Guangyuan's facial contours are more resolute, with a long and thin face, which looks very serious.

Doudou tilted his head and commented, nodded secretly, and said silently, you are also good-looking, but Hailou is more beautiful, don't be sad.

He looked up at his good-looking human being, and found that Hailou was still immersed in countless medical data. He was at a loss for his skills, let alone his help, so he had to lower his head again and stare blankly at the face of Marshal Hai Guangyuan. .

Speaking of which, if it is a mixed race of orcs, Dou Dou depicts the original state of their animal form in their minds, which can usually help the orcs feel the original energy of nature.But if it is human, what is the original state of human beings?

Doudou frowned, thinking hard.

Ever since he had the memory of a kitten, human beings are lazy guys living in the reinforced concrete jungle.They never had to hunt, fight for territory, or watch out for predators.They don't have claws that can't climb trees, and they don't have hair to be naked and defenseless, and they don't have fangs that bite the throats of claws that are constantly biting.However, such a group full of flaws can run rampant on the animistic continent.

In fact, in the world created by human beings, it is difficult to say that there are any animals that can ride above human beings and pose a fatal threat to them.Even if it is a human cub, it is weak when it is born, it can still enjoy inexhaustible resources under the protection of adult humans, and stand at the top of the food chain.

Judging from the knowledge gleaned from the small black box of the TV, human beings have maintained the appearance of overlords for many, many, many years, so long that even if the cats of Maochun stretched out their paws to count and break their paws together, they probably couldn’t Count clearly.

Even human beings disdain to equate themselves with "animals".

Does such a human being have a primitive state?

Do they really need the energy of nature?

DouDou couldn't help letting go of his thoughts, drifting his consciousness infinitely far away, returning to the days when he was an ordinary kitten in Maochun.He recalled the gray shadows of the humans that had appeared in his vision.

In the kitten's senses, most human faces are blurred and have no bright colors, so they can't leave a deep impression.For DouDou, human beings are giant dogs, birds that cannot fly, and mice that cannot be caught by him, because they are not on his hunting list, so it doesn't matter, just avoid it a little, don't cause unnecessary The trouble can be.

But there are exceptions.

In these exceptions, humans, benign or malicious, intrude into a kitten's world.

The stray cat boss who is as powerful as Doudou will inevitably have a hard time earning free cat food.He still remembered that in a corner of a certain park in Maochun, there was a "canteen", which was a well-known cat guest house.The "employees" in the cafeteria are a group of young people and students who are obsessed with underground music. They often get off the stage in the middle of the night, stumbling around, and rolling into the park to continue drinking and having fun, and refill cat food.

As a result, the cafeteria usually only opens at midnight, and it is also nicknamed the cat's late-night cafeteria.

DouDou is in the late-night cafeteria, and has a brief partner.

Since it is a late-night cafeteria, it will naturally have its own regular customers.One of the regular customers is a kitten less than half a year old, eating round and round, with a tail as short as a handle.Its whole body is snow-white, except for a heart-shaped black hair dyed on the top of its head, and a pinch of curly hair in the center, which is also called the pot lid.

The lid of the pot is always delicious and lazy. The old cats predicted that the lid of the pot will grow up to be a small meat ball that can't walk.Maybe it's a pity for the same fat, but Doudou feels that the kitten has an inexplicable temper towards him.

Guo Gai has no father or mother. He lived in the park since he was a child and grew up eating a variety of meals. Therefore, he was born with a very family temperament, and he can show his belly unsuspectingly even to strangers.

Such an undefended pot cover finally suffered a lot.

One day, a strange human couple broke into the cat's late-night cafeteria.It was daytime, and there were only a few idle cats in twos and threes by the side of the cafeteria, and they flew around when they heard the sound. Only the big-hearted and fat pot cover remained the same, and walked forward generously, showing its belly to humans enthusiastically.

Doudou hides among the lush branches, looking and observing calmly, flicking the tip of its tail lightly.

The human female called it cute, leaned over and squatted down, and vigorously rubbed the fur of the pot lid.I don't know whether it was intentional or not, her bright red sharp nails were deeply embedded in the soft belly of the pot lid.

The kitten felt the pain, subconsciously swung its claws to resist, and scratched hard at the human female's arm, leaving a red gash.

The human female screamed.

At that moment, her male stepped forward, raised his leg, aimed at the delicate hind leg of the pot cover and stomped.

Click.

The neighing of kittens resounded through the sky.

DouDou immediately got up and arched his back, showing his claws, waiting for the opportunity to bite on it.It was too late to say it, and then a black figure appeared from the side, swung the stick and swung it at the arm of the male human.

Doudou paused, and recognized that the black figure was one of the temporary employees of the Cat's Late Night Cafeteria. Because of his green hair that was shaved and cut to look like a peach heart, he was called Green Peach by his companions.

Green peach has a dazzling appearance, is dressed in a visual system, has dyed hair and tattoos, and never leaves his mouth. As a result, he is often pointed at by old people who do morning exercises in the park, saying that Green Tao is a hooligan, and maybe he has other bad habits. Definitely a typical negative image.

Only the fluffy customers in the late-night cafeteria know that this unscrupulous young man is wandering in a strange city alone, wandering for his dreams, but always saves money on food and money, buying cat food with the little performance reward, and paying for the wandering. Cats are cured and neutered.

This human youth, who was regarded as a scum by his own kind, had the same smell as most humans, and he was no different.

I saw Lutao's face was full of anger, and the blue veins on her flowery arms covered with dragon patterns were bulging. The black dragon's eyes were shining like it was alive, and its momentum was frightening.As he swung his stick quickly, he cursed, "You're a scum, you bully even kittens, you're so arrogant. You should keep kicking! I'm telling you, I'm a mixed bag of black and white, so let's just leave it at that today." Here, you can go to the police station and sue me. My subordinates are serious, just your wound, even a minor injury is enough, when I squat enough to get out, I will continue to look for you and beat you until you are subdued!"

The human male hugged his head and howled, begging for mercy.

Doudou hesitated for a moment, then sat down cross-legged on the tree trunk again, looked down, and looked at the angry green-haired young man in puzzlement.

Human beings are so strange, always full of doctrines and spirits that cats can't understand.In the case of the pot lid accident, DouDou can assure you that not many cats would be willing to step forward and risk their lives to rescue a kitten who made a fatal mistake and didn't even know whether it would survive.

Like most creatures on the earth, kittens know the truth of protecting themselves best.After all, in this world, apart from surviving and reproducing, nothing is worth fighting for.

However, in other indifferent matters, the most obvious human beings often have the greatest courage.I am weak, but I am not afraid to protect the weak.The more critical it is, the more amazing heroic complexes can erupt.Not only do they love themselves, they also love their companions, and they are able to extend this unexplained love to other races and creatures.

Meow, strange and strange.

Amidst the howling of ghosts and wolves, the incident came to an end.

The hind leg of the lid was broken, and volunteers sent him to the nearest pet hospital for a few days.It recovered quickly, and the pain did not leave any traces on this young body.The heartless kitten still has no long memory, and treats humans with great enthusiasm. He can meow a word or two to anyone he sees, but in the end he still casts a shadow. When he sees a human couple of a man and a woman, he will avoid them uncomfortably.

It is said that Lutao was really arrested and sent to the police station, and she did not reappear for a long time.As for the location of the police station, DouDou didn't know, only heard from the old cat that it was a big cat cage where humans were imprisoned. In short, it was a terrible place like a pet hospital.

The old people in the park had nothing to talk about, and soon forgot about this strange young man. Only the regular customers in the cat's late-night cafeteria still missed him from time to time.

The story after that is unknown.He left the cat's late-night cafeteria and ventured into a farther and wider world.

It has been many years since I saw the green peach and the pot lid again.At that time, Doudou had already become a big boss in the East City, with a vast territory, and he lay leisurely in the most comfortable lunch break outside the cat cafe every day.

From his angle, he could just see the little black box that only danced and changed images.And it was in the small black box that he saw the green peach and the pot lid that he had not seen for many days.

The appearance of the green peach has changed drastically, and it is no longer the appearance of a "green peach".He dyed his hair back to black, changed his hairstyle, and washed away all the flamboyant clothes, making him look like a dog. Standing in front of the camera, he was actually quite attractive.

The clamoring human standing beside him kept promoting Lutao's achievements, saying that he is the most popular singer-songwriter among young people at the moment, and that many of his songs have been on the golden song list.

Unexpectedly, Lutao didn't take advantage of the trend to show off her achievements. Instead, she chatted with relish about her beloved pet that she had adopted for many years, a plump Chinese garden cat with a unique hairstyle, round brain and short tail.

DouDou stared at the photo of the cat in the small black box for a while with round eyes, then couldn't help squinting and meowing.

That guy, the pot cover, really grew up to be a fat ball.

It's a pity that the leisurely afternoon was disturbed by a small-billed crow nearby who disliked cats.

The small-billed crow flapped its black wings and croaked: Fat Ball laughs at Fat Ball, what a happy death bird.

Dou Dou, with a raging rage in his chest, jumped up, climbed up the branch, and vowed to bring that ugly thing to the cat's claws.

Of course, the little cat is not very angry deep in his heart. In any case, it is always a happy thing to see old friends again and learn about their recent situation.

This city may be the same as other places in the world, with light and shadow, good and bad, but it is precisely because there are humans like Lutao living in it that Maochun becomes a city worth living in.

Of course, this still cannot explain what a strange creature human beings are.Maybe kittens have a long, long journey to observe humans.

……

At this moment, Doudou's memories were interrupted by a series of urgent cries.He hurriedly opened his eyes to look, but saw a group of orcs rushing up and surrounded him.

The leading female Omega doctor firmly held Dou Dou's hands, and asked in repeated voices: "What did you do? How did you do it? Oh my God, are you a sleep aid? No, it's impossible! Those masters clearly Said that they have nothing to do. You are different, you are special. What did you just do? You were able to put the Marshal into a voluntary sleep. This is the first time this has happened in more than ten years! My mother earth! "

DouDou was shaken so dizzy and confused.He only felt the sharp pain in his hands being pinched by the other party, and he couldn't help but tremble in his heart. He thought that only the veterinarian who stabbed pets on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge was scary, but he didn't expect that the veterinarian who treated orcs here was equally scary.

In the end, it was the kind-hearted Hailou who rescued him from the terrible doctor.He held DouDou's hand, obviously equally passionate, but forcibly suppressed his emotions, and in turn comforted DouDou gently.

"I'm sorry, Dr. Luo Lun was just too excited," Hailou let out a deep breath, staring at Doudou tenderly, and said, "Although I don't know how you did it, but it's not important now, it's important The most important thing is that you did it. Thank you, Doudou, you really are a little genius."

The last compliment, Hailou's voice was extremely low, but DouDou still heard it, and immediately beamed with joy.Although he himself was also wondering what he had done just now to cause such a big reaction from Marshal Hai Guangyuan, a kitten with dignity would naturally not be able to show timidity in front of his own humans.

So Doudou hid his confusion, puffed up his chest, and said proudly: "Of course, it's me after all. When your father wakes up and sees me, he will definitely be curious. When did such a cat come to my house?" What a cute kitty. Then, you go and bring your sister home, and we all happily eat meat together."

Hai Lou was actually amused by Dou Dou's childish description, and the gloom in his heart was swept away, instead, he felt unprecedented confidence and courage, as if all this was destined to happen.

Just like the prophecy engraved on the ancient scrolls left by the ancestors: if the Miracle Star lands, spring will return to the earth, and all things will grow.

"it is good."

Hailou lightly held Doudou's hands, and solemnly promised.

"Then your father will be well soon?"

"Not yet, but he has been able to enter voluntary sleep, even if it is only a short ten seconds, it is enough to help him out of danger, proving that there is still a possibility for his mental strength to recover. Things are improving."

"Oh, then I will work hard, and I will definitely be able to help your father recover." Doudou said confidently.

"Thank you."

Hailou thanked him again, and finally realized that it was extremely rude to hold onto the hand of an unmarked Omega in public.So he let go of his hand, and before pouting his lips to express his protest, he first proposed: "I have to stay here for a while until my father's condition stabilizes. You can go to the housekeeper and ask him to prepare some snacks for you."

Hearing the words, Doudou was about to express dissatisfaction that he was not the kind of greedy cat who would abandon himself whenever he saw dim sum and delicious food, but when the words came out of his mouth, they naturally turned into another diametrically opposite meaning.

"What snacks do you have?" Doudou asked, and Gudu swallowed.

"Any kind of dessert is fine. If you want, you can just ask the butler to make one for you by calling your name."

Hailou's promise really lured the cat, and Doudoulai said a few more words by his side, then turned and left reluctantly.

As soon as he stepped out of the medical cabin, he was locked in a bear hug head-on.

Baodoudou is the chubby panda butler.

The other party probably also received the news that Marshal Hai Guangyuan's condition was improving, and also learned that Doudou was a great contributor to his efforts. Instead of the impatience and indifference when they first met, he opened his arms enthusiastically and rushed towards Doudou.

"Young master, I'll make whatever you want to eat, woo woo woo." The panda butler let go of his strong arms, then grabbed Doudou's hand, shook it vigorously, and said with a choked voice.

Taking a closer look, DouDou found out that the panda butler's small round eyes like black peas were already full of tears, but they were perfectly covered by huge "black eye circles".

"Don't cry." Doudou comforted me generously.

He patted the butler's panda's head with his claws, and furtively rubbed the bristles on his head.

Meow, why does the claw feel so thick-hard, it feels like touching pig hair.

Doudou didn't believe in evil, and moved the back of the panda's head vigorously, and at the same time tried to recall the claws of the pig's buttocks when he robbed the pigsty before.

Well, it does look like pig hair, but it's thicker and a little clawed, but the muscles are very thick.

"Whoa, what is pig hair? Do you want to eat pig hair? I will make it for you."

Hearing the Panda Butler's questioning, DouDou realized that he had blatantly said what was in his heart.

He quickly waved his paws and declined, "I don't want to eat pig hair, I want something delicious."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooese

Is it the Youth League... um...

The kitten's face crumpled into a ball.

In the end, the panda butler invited DouDou into the kitchen and asked him to point to the raw materials to order.This rather heroic way of ordering won Mao's heart, and DouDou quickly ordered a bunch of meat and meat snacks.

The panda butler did what he said, rolled up his sleeves, slapped and chopped, and the kitchen was suddenly filled with flour, steaming, and passionate as if he was about to cook himself.

DouDou sat on the sidelines watching the fun with his face upturned, and was surprised to find that the buttocks of the panda butler had a short tail with slightly sparse hair, as embarrassing as if he had lost his hair and was bald.

This is not too outrageous.

Doudou couldn't help covering his mouth and giggling.

Although the panda butler is short and fat, with stubby limbs, his movements are surprisingly agile. After a while, he swiftly rolled out a pot of peach heart snacks and sent them to the oven.

Soon, the smell in the kitchen made the cat intoxicated.The panda butler happily hummed a little tune, huh huh huh.

DouDou looked at it, and suddenly remembered that at the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, there were few pandas. They have become extremely rare treasures for human beings, and they are animal stars known as national treasures.Humans love them so much that they are even willing to spend a lot of money to help pandas rebuild their homes, provide them with delicious food and drink, and even pay money just to see pandas from a distance.

The zoo where pandas live is always heavily guarded. Even a kitten as powerful as Doudou has never been able to break through the guards once, and has come into close contact with the national treasures, let alone touched them with his paws.

Isn't this kind of life what most cats who aspire to be house cats dream of?It's really easy for the panda to take down the ambitious dominance that the cat has been plotting for a long time.

However, as the old saying goes, humans love dragons, but they have never seen the real face of dragons.Humans love pandas, but most of them don't even know that pandas have tails.

Maybe it's because of the things that are about to be lost forever that it looks extraordinarily beautiful.

Although human beings have all kinds of good things, there is one thing they can't get rid of, that is, they are always on the road of seeking the stimulation brought by regret.

But after thinking about it, the once precious panda is now acting as a housekeeper for ordinary humans who used to run all over the street, and in turn holds humans in their arms as national treasures. This kind of ironic sense of humor makes Dou Dou Such a little kitty is also embarrassing.

"Mr. Butler, do you still remember the smell of bamboo?" DouDou suddenly asked.

The panda butler was taken aback when he heard the words, dried his hands on the apron at a loss, and asked curiously, "What is bamboo? Is it a new type of dim sum?"

Ah, how proud the giant pandas were in the past. When the natural habitat area plummeted and the bamboo bloomed suddenly, they would rather starve to death and die, but they didn't let go of their mouths to expand their diet.

What kind of foodie spirit is this!

But now, as orcs, they have finally compromised with the omnivorous humans, and they are still cooking human food with relish.

Thinking of this, DouDou couldn't help sighing softly, and suddenly was hugged by the panda butler Xiong again.

The butler patted Doudou's back worriedly, and asked with concern: "Young master, why are you sighing? Do you think the dim sum is cooked too slowly? Don't worry, our stoves are all temperature controlled by the system, which can be accurate to In one hundredth of a second, the best baking plan is automatically generated, and it will be out of the pan soon."

Dou Dou broke away from the giant panda's suffocating embrace, shook his head and said, "I'm not sighing because of this."

"Why is that?" The panda butler blinked a pair of black peas, and suddenly realized, "Are you worried that the young master is too late? It doesn't matter. Although the young master is slow, he still has a brain and knows the priorities. Wait for the marshal. When the situation stabilizes, I will urge him to hold a wedding! Ah, remind me, I have to start thinking about your wedding cake now. Don't worry, I will make you a beautiful one that can make all the Omegas in the stars envy Big cake!"

Huh?

Doudou blinked.

Although he didn't sigh because of this originally, but the wedding and the big cake sound very good!

The author has something to say:

Doudou: I was the only one who thought that in the future the whole world would want me to marry my human beings. Alas, this is probably the charm of the kitten’s natural beauty that cannot be abandoned.There are pandas in Hailou's family who can rua, which is another reason to get married.It's a pity that the rua panda is no different from the rua pig, lost

Hailou: Before feeling sorry for this, why don't you explain why you robbed the pigsty in the past? ? ?

Dou Dou: ... the story of the little cat, you are smart, don't ask too much, the apples in the pigsty are quite delicious (.

PS: Regarding the fact that pandas are endangered, Kitty’s understanding is naturally one-sided, and the reasons are complex, mainly because humans have encroached on pandas’ natural habitat.In fact, many endangered species are like this, not because they are not good at changing, such as changing from eating bamboo to eating grass, or migrating to an environment where humans cannot survive, but because the changes brought about by humans are often drastic and catastrophic. It may come within a few decades or even a few years, and the speed of evolution cannot keep up with this level of drastic change.