The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

After fighting around for a long time, I still couldn't fit myself perfectly into the small cardboard box.He turned his head sideways, taking a furtive glance at his human.

Hailou withdrew the hand that he wanted to help, and looked at DouDou quietly.

DouDou adjusted his sitting posture with a serious face, put his two front paws upright, and squinted his eyes pretending to enjoy it.From this point of view, at least the front of the kitten looks decent—as for the trembling buttocks exposed outside the cardboard box and the tail that has no place to rest on the back, they are details that don’t need to be taken care of.

Hailou calmly moved his eyes away from the fluffy buttocks, and continued to look at DouDou.

"Put the butt outside the cardboard box," DouDou sensed human gazes, stared at him vigilantly, and explained solemnly, "It's also a common way to play with small cardboard boxes."

Hailou nodded clearly.

"Then, I can show you another way to play the small cardboard box."

Doudou shook his beard triumphantly, tilted his head and looked back and forth at the edge of the cardboard box, picked a corner with a suitable angle, opened his bloody mouth, and gnawed out a small corner with his mouth.

Hailou was stunned, and quickly went through all the raw materials for making the carton in his mind, and after confirming that there were no harmful substances, he was relieved.

"are you hungry?"

Although they just got off the table, Hailou, who is cautious by nature, still asked carefully.

"Not too hungry."

Not too hungry doesn't mean not hungry, Hailou thought to himself, whether he should ask the panda butler to bring over a dessert.

DouDou didn't know what Hailou was thinking, so he rolled the paper scraps into his mouth, swirled it with his tongue a few times, and spit out the scum that was stained with saliva.

"Isn't this fun?" He explained vaguely, while opening his mouth to bite the cardboard box again.

Hailou stood where he was, looking at DouDou motionlessly.

Even if humans have evolved to the level of interstellar civilization, it is still difficult to understand the fun of a kitten.

"And oh, it's more convenient to sharpen the claws after gnawing out a small chip."

After talking, he fell awkwardly out of the small cardboard box, readjusted his posture, grabbed a few white marks on the seal of the cardboard box with his paws, and continued to show his human beings the charm of the small cardboard box.

"It's fun to sharpen your claws like this. Do you want to try it too? I can teach you." Doudou generously invited humans to join the kitten's party game.

Hailou politely declined.

DouDou was a little disappointed, but the depression after being rejected only lasted for a while, because Hailou quickly took out another wonderful toy that made the cat crazy.

A funny-cat-stick made from the feathers of a gala bird

With a meow, DouDou instantly dropped the small cardboard box that had been gnawed into holes, and rushed towards the beautiful cat teaser in Hailou's hand.

Hailou stretched out his hand, wanting to hand the cat-teasing stick to Doudou, but unexpectedly, the little cat twisted its waist to avoid it.

"No, no," DouDou explained anxiously, "This toy is for you and me to play with. If I play by myself, the fun will be greatly reduced."

Hailou glanced at the cat-teasing stick in his hand with an unknown meaning, and looked at DouDou in embarrassment.

Going around in circles, he leaned his butt towards Hailou, swung his tail wildly, and shouted: "Did you see, you need to move the cat teaser like I move my tail, and then I can pounce on it It's fun, it's fun!"

Hailou carefully imagined the scene described by Doudou, and silently put a question mark on the two options of "playing with cats" and "playing with humans".As a human, Hailou naturally can't appreciate the happiness of kittens, but he still dutifully waved the cat teasing stick according to DouDou's request, and constantly adjusted the frequency, amplitude and trajectory of the swing to satisfy the crazy kittens. rising demand.

Under the stimulation of the cat teasing stick, Doudou trembled with excitement, and displayed the instinct of a top hunter, crawling, sneaking, and jumping up, so fast that he could hardly see his figure clearly, only an orange figure could be caught .

The orange cat fluttered all over the room, like a little dandelion in a strong wind, shedding countless little golden fluff.Maomao floats in the air, simulating the trajectory of sunlight.

Hailou stretched out his hand to pinch a handful of them, thoughtfully.When he was distracted, he couldn't control the strength in his hand. The end of the cat teasing stick was bitten by Doudou forcefully, and it came out of his hand and flung it to the corner.Before Hailou came back to his senses, Doudou trotted over, picked up the string of the cat teasing stick and dragged the toy back with difficulty.

Hailou stared at him blankly, for some reason, Hannah's dog-wolf beast form appeared in his mind.

It's strange and a pity that such a Doudou can't play with Hannah.

Doudou solemnly handed the cat-teasing stick back to Hailou, and said: "This time, you have to pay attention, don't lose it again, you have to concentrate on playing games."

Hailou agreed to come down, but after a while, I don't know whether it was intentional or accidental, the cat teasing stick flew out again.It took a little effort for DouDou to dig it out from the gap in the claws and bring it back into the human hand.

This time, DouDou opened a pair of round and bright strange eyes, looking at Hailou resentfully, complaining silently.

"I'm sorry," Hailou said, "I'm too dull to play your game."

Although the tone of the human being's apology didn't sound very sincere, DouDou immediately comforted him: "No, no, you played very well. The most important thing in playing games is to have fun. You don't need to compete with others. Don't be sad. I lost the cat teaser, and I'll pick it up again."

He stepped on Hailou's leather boots with a pair of snow-white front paws, looking at him from bottom to top with complete trust.

Hailou's heart skipped a beat, he couldn't help crouching down, and stretched out his hand to rub Doudou's neck.

The fingertips are buried in the thick and dense fluff, and you can feel the warm and soft texture under the hair.

It is really exuberant vitality, full of vigor, like a miracle star that brings people a steady stream of hope.

A strand of floating hair landed on the tip of Doudou's pink nose.The little orange cat frowned, focused its eyes on the nose, and turned into a pair of naive cross-eyed.He shook his head, snotted loudly, seemed suddenly shy, and coquettishly got into Hailou's arms, revealing a small tip of his tail, and a series of gurgling bubbles came out of his throat.

Hailou forgot about the image, and sat cross-legged on the ground directly, holding DouDou in the crook of his arms, and his rubbing hands moved down from his head to the cloud-like soft fur belly.

The grunting sound of the circle is getting louder and louder, mixed with the whirring sound of jetting air.

Like a drizzle falling on the spiritual world, refreshing and warm as spring—a spring day that has never existed in this world.

Doudou lay in the arms of a human being, and dozed off in a daze.

He thought of Mao Chun's spring has come.

The spring of Maochun belongs to the spring of flowers. There is no place in this city that is not covered by flowers and plants.

After a rare spring rain, everything is revived, and spring chirps up the branches.

During this season, the retired old people living in the eastern and western cities will go out in full force, carrying long-gun-short-cannon, running around the scenic spots in the city, leaving professional or amateur photography works.Apart from flowers and plants, cats appear in these works.

Through each cat's eye, a colorful world of flowers is reflected.

The small purple-red disc with white border is Dianthus, which is lush and bright, and always grabs the attention domineeringly.These carnations are loud and can bloom from spring until late autumn.

The same long flowering period is the Chinese rose, which can bloom in almost all seasons. The moon is red and the season is new, so it is called rose.The rose has various colors, the bright yellow and red gold are like the scorching sun, and the pink, purple and deep red are like tears of beauty.

The more exquisite color and shape is the pansy, with overlapping yellow, white and purple petals. From a distance, it looks like a multi-colored butterfly dancing in the green bushes.

……

Amateur photographers with white temples like clouds sat under the shade of the trees, commenting on the benefits of various flower species sentence by sentence.

A fat orange cat with a shiny and tiger body, lying in a coiled body among the flowers, squinting lazily on the sidelines.This big orange cat also seemed to understand human speech, and nodded slightly following the rhythm of the conversation.The breeze breathed in his ears, making the clever hairs on the tips of his ears tremble slightly.

"What a smart Mimia," said an old man with a smile, "Does Mimi also like flowers very much, oh my dear, meow."

Driven by him, one after another, a clumsy artificial meow sounded all around.

DouDou raised his eyelids and glanced at the human in front of him.

These human beings are really troublesome, he thought casually, they can say such long-winded words just by looking at flowers.

Besides, I don't know which kitty would respond to your strange and meaningless meows in accents.

However, even though Doudou was so disgusted, after the old man took out a bribe of a small dried fish, he still cheered up, his fur belly quivered, and he trotted up to meet him with an excellent service attitude.

Meow, meow, I can also be called Mimia, is there any dried fish?

Naive humans will probably never understand that meowing is not a cat's internal language.In fact, when adult cats communicate with each other, they seldom use pure meowing sounds. The sounds they think are normal are extremely unlike "meowing" to human ears.

The kittens invented meowing just to attract humans, using their cute meowing sounds to touch the softest part of human hearts, thus taming them into cats' loyal partners.

Sometimes, even the cat itself doesn't know exactly what it means to meow.But, whatever it is, human beings who are unconstrained will always make up the dialogue between humans and cats, and then provide various services according to the wishes of smart kittens.

You can get what you need just by changing one call, what a bargain, I have to praise it, this is really the embodiment of the wisdom of kittens.

……

DouDou woke up from a nap, and happened to open his eyes to Shanghai Tower.

Hailou looked at the little orange cat in his arms tenderly, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

His humans seemed to have had a good night's sleep, too.

Doudou opened his mouth and yawned several times in a row.The corners of the hairy mouth were raised high, revealing a standard cat smile.He stretched out his arms, and gently pressed his palm against Hailou's abdomen, stretching out a long lazy waist with his strength.

His paws opened and retracted unconsciously, and he stepped on Hailou's clothes slowly.

Stepping on and stepping on, DouDou suddenly remembered another troublesome thing.

"Teacher Xiu Jie asked me to learn from you."

He said Mr. Xiu Jie's words to Hailou in this way.Although Mr. Xiu Jie had warned him to make requests to the Hai family in a tactful manner, Doudou thought that there was no way to be more effective than directly making requests to his humans.

Doudou's statement was scattered, but Hailou quickly pieced together the key information from the scattered information, and his expression suddenly became serious.

"I see." He said.

After pondering for a while, Hailou looked at Doudou and said, "As a human race, Mr. Xiujie has become the highest-ranked Omega in the history of the empire. A professional sleep aid. It is indeed a blessing to have him guide you so carefully."

"Dad said the same thing before."

"That's it," Hailou scratched Doudou's hairy chin again, and said, "Since that's the case, don't be lazy anymore. Let's visit father first, and then I'll take you to Zangshu Pavilion."

Hearing the words, Doudou took an exaggerated breath, and then let it out slowly, his round belly drooping listlessly.

"The little cat doesn't want to learn right away..."

DouDou covered his face with his front paws, peeking at Hailou from the gap between his paws.

"Unless you can hug and hold high."

After finishing speaking, Doudou slyly meowed twice.

Hailou also laughed, and with a very soft sound, it landed in DouDou's ear, feeling itchy, and couldn't help shaking the tip of his ear.

However, after some bargaining, the kitten failed to get a kiss in the end.However, Hailou still had a soft heart, and hugged Doudou high as he wished.

Doudou's sharp claws grabbed Hailou's skirt tightly, and put his tail on his wrist.

Hai Lou said again: "In addition, every year in the long winter season, Star Network will hold an anchor wrestling competition. At that time, many excellent sleep assistants will definitely show up. It is an excellent opportunity to learn and exchange experiences. If the time is right, we will also I can sign up for you."

Doudou listened in a daze, suddenly a trace of doubt flashed in his mind like a white light.

He raised his head, stared at Hailou's chin, and said in bewilderment, "But, that cat teaser is clearly the work of Mr. Friend. He said it was reserved, so how could it be in your hands?" Woolen cloth?"

Hailou paused for a moment, bowed his head, and met Shang Doudou's ignorant eyes.

"Actually..." Hailou hesitated, "I'm actually..."

"Ah, I understand!" DouDou's eyes lit up, he interrupted Hailou loudly, and said, "So you are Mr. Friend's friend!"

Hailou was suddenly at a loss for words.

"It's so convenient," Dou Dou happily shook his head, raised his paw and shook it lightly, and said, "Please ask your friend if he can invent cat litter."

"Cat litter?" Hai Lou frowned slightly and repeated in puzzlement.

"That's right! Cat litter! It's already a domestic kitten, how can there be no cat litter!"

Doudou got excited, swiped his tail vigorously, propped himself up with the help of Hailou's arm, and leaned close to his cheek, his eyes were full of twinkling stars.

"What is cat litter?"

"You have to ask me that, actually I don't know. But I know that there are all kinds of cat litter, some are like paper, some are like dirt, to ensure that every kitten can find the type they like. I've heard that some cat litter paws and butts are particularly good, and when you step on them to pee, it's like watering clouds, which is very interesting!"

DouDou looked at Hai Lou with watery eyes.

"I want it too, I want to water the clouds too."

The author has something to say:

Today's tongue twister time, there is no star coin belonging to Doudou in Doudou's Doudou, and Mr. Friend's friend is actually Mr. Friend himself.

Doudou: I want cat litter!How can a mature kitten use the human toilet so obediently? There must be cat litter!There are kittens from other people’s homes, and I want them too, so give me one too

Hai Lou: ...I feel that the title of this story can be changed, it is called a shit-shoveling officer from scratch, really, from scratch, the kind that even the cat litter has to be invented by oneself

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