The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Life is not easy, cats sigh?

Several question marks appeared in the heads of all the orcs at the same time.

The phrase "life is not easy" can still be barely understood, what does Maomao sigh mean?Is this a skill?

DouDou glanced around lightly, looking with satisfaction at the bewildered but slightly curious expressions of the orcs.

He remembered that when he was young, an old cat once told him this sentence: too many skills don't overwhelm you.At that time, the cub Doudou could not fully comprehend the deep meaning of the old cat's words.At this time, Doudou just wanted to raise his paws, and praised the former cat's wisdom is always infinite.

On the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, the nightmare experience of being chased and criticized by the teacher of the course "Cat Photography and Posing Skills" every day, thinking about it now, can still make the kitten tremble, but thanks to this course, I went around Although he is not good at academics, after all, his natural and charming appearance can make up for his acquired shortcomings.The skills he learned in his lessons are enough to fool the ignorant orcs so far.

There is no predicament that kittens can't break out of. If there is, throw a cat expression pack to the other party!

Doudou then cheered up, sat down slowly, and put his tail tightly against his body, forming a beautiful arc, with the tip of his tail neatly tucked between his two front paws.

Then, he closed his eyes tightly, and wrinkled his forehead, forming deep lines of Sichuan characters.Then the kitten froze Mao Cancan's little head twice, let out a long and deep sigh, and exhaled a heavy snort from its nasal cavity.

The orcs just stared dumbfounded at the little plush and made such a strange set of movements. Although they couldn't understand the intention of the invincible little cat at the first time, for some reason, deep down in their hearts, There is a wonderful resonance, and it produces happiness similar to being pleased.

As if infected by this kind of happiness, the orcs couldn't help showing a strange smile on their faces, straightened their chests, and stared intently at the anchor's next move.

Just when they were wondering, Doudou opened his mouth and introduced solemnly like the most professional TV shopping guide: "Dear friends, do you also feel the pain of life? Have you ever felt the pain in your heart in the dead of night? Sudden irresistible fatigue? Have you ever thought about running away from everything in front of you and being a carefree beast? Whenever you want to open the communication and share your inner feelings with your closest partners , but found that I don’t know how to describe this subtle feeling, and even feel that it’s a shame to open my mouth to expose my weaknesses.”

Several orcs in the audience couldn't help but nodded along.The education they have received since they were young is that true warriors should not be weak. Even if it is natural to be depressed for a while, it is difficult for the competitive orcs to open their hearts frankly.

"It doesn't matter. When you can't say something or express some emotions clearly, please use the cat expression package boldly. The first expression package I performed can be used in the above occasions, or it can be developed according to the situation. It has a new meaning. This kind of cat and cat sigh emoticon expresses the hardships endured by thousands of orcs, and it will definitely become a hot star network logo soon."

Doudou raised his voice, and said with a blank expression, "You can make pictures or animations of the actions I just did, and you can add text and send them to the other party in the chat. In this way, you can use a natural Unpretentious, humorous and generous way to convey true feelings, without hurting face, and without worrying that your negative emotions will burden the person you confide in. What a convenient emoticon pack. I believe that you can use this sigh emoticon pack You will definitely become the most fashionable and popular beast in the circle of friends. Don’t miss it when you pass by. If you buy it early, you will earn it. Come again.”

Dou Dou tossed out all the business slang words he learned from his friend Mochi who was a full-time front desk cat, regardless of whether it was appropriate or not.

——Ah, is this what the emoticons are for?

——Oh, this is very novel.

The orcs exclaimed, they hadn't thought about the possibility of this kind of dialogue at all.In an age of entertainment scarcity, novelty means attention.

However, although it sounds tempting, how should these so-called emoticons be used?

Although there are still doubts in their hearts, some quick-witted orcs have followed the prompts of the invincible kitty to capture and save the video pictures just now.

Doudou said again: "I know that you are all thinking in your heart now, how can I use my cat expression pack to conquer the circle of friends. It's actually very simple. You beasts always prefer video calls or voice chats because they are more convenient. It can also improve communication efficiency, while emails composed of cold text are always used in more polite or formal occasions, which can easily bring a blunt feeling to the receiving beast.”

"However, think about it the other way around. In some communication situations, isn't it more interesting to communicate through text? For example, when you don't want the other party to see your expression, when it is inconvenient to reveal your chat background, or You're too embarrassed to face each other directly."

"At this time, you should bravely use text to chat, and then add my cat expression pack, which can not only relieve the embarrassment, but also make your content look more friendly."

Hailou is worried that the orcs of the Star Beast Empire are becoming less familiar with the use of written words, and one day they will lose the ability to read, and then lose the possibility of creating civilization.Doudou thought, if this is the case, why not start by encouraging everyone to write more, let everyone gradually get used to communicating with words, and attract them to write more words, then there must be some people among these people who are capable of writing the story of the Star Beast Empire the orcs.

Poetry cat pie cake once said that the language of poetry is the talent of every race.Doudou is convinced that the orcs of the empire have not been deprived of this talent, but they are not aware of it yet.If the process of text communication can be made lively and interesting, it will definitely help them make a breakthrough.

Of course, the most important thing is that Doudou also has his own little selfishness.He thinks that his emoji must be very cute, secretly looking forward to someday he will have to persuade Hailou to use his emoji too.

——It sounds very good, although I am embarrassed to say it, but sometimes I really don't want to answer other people's video calls, and I even pretend that I can't receive the signal.

—Me too, me too.If you think about it carefully, if the other party sends a text message, the sense of oppression of being forced to respond will be reduced a lot.

——Hey, no matter what, I think that emoticon pack is pretty good. I have already taken screenshots, but I don’t know how to make an emoticon pack. I’m just waiting for the teacher to release a tutorial on how to use the emoticon pack.

——Teacher, raise your hand, I also want to know how to use the cat expression pack!

Doudou proudly raised his head and chest, and waited until the noise from the audience subsided, then said slowly, "Don't worry, my invincible kitten is produced, and the after-sales service is sure to be guaranteed. I'll invite my little helper to come on stage , help me operate it, after accumulating materials, I will give you a set of tutorials in the world of vertical and horizontal emoticons, to ensure that you will become the most beautiful cubs in the entire galaxy immediately after walking out of my live broadcast room."

Peter, who was pretending to be a passer-by in the auditorium, was startled when he heard this, secretly thinking something wrong, and quickly prayed that the young master would not find him.

Unfortunately, DouDou seems to have no telepathy with Peter.His sharp eyes flashed, and he locked on Peter who shrugged and shrugged among the orcs. He smiled and shouted, "Peter, come up quickly."

Peter had no choice but to stand up and agree, and under the disbelieving eyes of Brother Sisiguo accusing other orcs of "there is a traitor among us", he resisted the huge pressure of public opinion and walked carefully onto the stage .

DouDou didn't know that he had exposed Peter's identity as a subterranean mouse, so he happily grabbed the corner of his clothes, dragged him to his side, and said, "You can help me take screenshots and make emoticons later, I really don't understand What about the screenshot function of the system."

After DouDou described the state of the emoticons he needed, Peter immediately understood and began to process the pictures skillfully.

Seeing this, Dou Dou felt relieved and walked forward to the auditorium again, continuing his performance.

This time, the orange cat changed its posture, spread its two hind legs, put its tail between the two legs, leaned on one of Peter's legs, and sat upright like a human being.He was facing up to the sky, revealing his hairy chin, and the soft belly below his chest, with his two front paws resting casually on his belly.He grinned with a crooked nose, expressing a sluggish and dull expression.

This time, the audience in the audience quickly came to their senses and burst out laughing.

——My Mother Earth, what a ridiculous expression!

——I was suddenly curious about what kind of unbearable experience happened to this fluffy, which made him show such a helpless expression.

——I don’t think it’s helplessness, but the deep sense of exhaustion after being forcibly bred

—Wow, I didn’t expect you to have such an “experience”

——Oh, bro, tell me, I’m so curious about your breeding experience

——Ah no, don't talk nonsense, it's not me.I mean, I have worked in the breeding of floating islands before, and I have participated in the breeding of bobo beasts.Every time the male Bobomon who serves as the breeding animal comes out of the breeding room, he looks almost dead like this

— sounds like fun

——Hahahaha, I see, the anchor's talent show is probably a funny show?I don't care how everyone here understands the connotation and symbolic meaning of this performance, anyway, I am happy, and I want to give the anchor full marks

——Me too, I have never seen such a vivid and interesting scene performance, I want to spend star coins to use the power to modify the impression, and I want to give points to the anchor!

DouDou restrained the demented expression on his face, shook his ears, glanced at the reaction of the audience, and nodded with satisfaction.

Look, whether it is on the ancient earth or in the interstellar world, kittens can always dominate the world by virtue of their cute appearance and amazing performance talent, and it is almost effortless to catch mice.

Peter looked directly at the score value displayed on the screen, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the bottomed out value, which was still shaky just now, was slowly but steadily climbing up.He hastily pouted his mouth and motioned for him to go around, asking him to continue to say some weird remarks to attract the curious orcs.

At this time, DouDou got up with difficulty, shook his head, and continued to formulate the introduction of the second emoticon pack.

"Starting from this emoji, I will tell you an important emoji rule, that is, there are a thousand netizens, there are a thousand emoji experts. Specifically, it is what each emoji can do. The meaning conveyed is not certain, and there is no so-called correct answer. The key lies in how you use this emoticon package."

As he said that, DouDou raised a paw and shook it solemnly in mid-air.

"Dear friends, have you ever had such a moment, backache and leg pain, mental fatigue, as if your belly was crushed by the burden of life, and your body was emptied by endless work. These are the manifestations of kidney overdraft..."

He was taken aback for a moment, feeling that something was wrong with the last sentence, and quickly brought the topic back.

"Ah, all in all, you can understand this emoticon pack as conveying the meaning of being very tired, and it will be better combined with the first cat sigh emoticon pack. Of course, this emoticon pack can also be used for the following scenes."

"Dear friends, have you ever had such a moment when you were very envious of those beasts who are much more powerful than you, envious of everything they have but you don't have, but there is nothing you can do except envy you, so you feel a little Sour, and even jealous. This feeling is like eating a slice of lemon..."

Having said this, Doudou suddenly realized that the Star Beast Empire does not have lemons, so it is naturally difficult for him to convey the concept of "lemon essence" to these ignorant orcs.

He hesitated for a moment, and decided to make up an impromptu explanation.

"It feels like you're being forced to eat a whole fizz berry without any added sugar. It's so sour. Imagine your soul becoming as wrinkled as your face after eating a fizz berry In this state, you will become a hissing fruit essence, and your whole body will be sour. Therefore, this hissing fruit essence expression pack can also describe those unbalanced situations that cannot be obtained. Isn't it fun to convey your ideas freely!"

Unexpectedly, the first person in the audience to express their strong approval was that Sisi Guo brother.

"Awesome," he stood up and applauded excitedly, "That's right! I chose the avatar of hiss fruit to convey a very subtle feeling, but I didn't want it to appear dark and serious. I didn't expect that the world would There is also the appropriate title of hissing fruit essence! I vote for the teacher's exquisite emoji! Invincible teacher, I am so optimistic about you, come on!"

DouDou blinked slowly, thinking, these beasts are too easy to deceive.

The author has something to say:

Briefly introduce the course "Cat Photography and Posing Skills".This course is specially set up for those kittens who intend to enter the human Internet celebrity circle. It aims to cultivate the quality of kittens, and train them to be able to face the terrible cameras and human screams without fear, and to be able to autonomously Adjust your posture according to the camera, showing the most outstanding posture and expression.

So here comes the question, since Doudou imitates so much, why is he still a scumbag?

...Well, it's probably because after being shameless, I have nothing to fear.

(Doudou: No, you slandered me!)

In addition, the university courses of kittens are very strict, and kittens who can only imitate but cannot innovate and surpass cannot get high marks.DouDou didn't expect to become an anchor before. If he didn't have this ambition, he naturally wouldn't make a serious breakthrough.Now, alas, there is no way, life is not easy, versatile, cats sigh