The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 62
DouDou looked amusedly at the people rushing to and fro, watching them solemnly enclose the small vegetable patch in the backyard of Rees's house, as if they were treating a supreme treasure.DouDou couldn't help thinking guiltyly that in those days when he first arrived, he had left "water stains" in this small vegetable field - more than once.
I hope the housekeepers don't find out that I have secretly fertilized the super plants before, Doudou prayed in his heart.He firmly covered his buttocks with his tail, turned his head and buried his head in Hailou's arms.
Hailou noticed the movement of the kitten in his arms, lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
Doudou raised his head, took a quick glance at Hailou, and then his eyes drifted to the other side, revealing two bright white eyes, with a look of being caught for doing something bad.
Hailou said clearly: "Since it's not convenient to tell me something bad, then I won't ask."
DouDou bared his teeth in annoyance, biting Hailou's cuff button.
Hailou nodded, his tone becoming more and more certain.He said: "Now, I probably know where the bad thing is."
DouDou turned pale with fright when he heard the words, and suddenly turned his ears back, looking at Hailou in horror.
"How did you know that I secretly fertilized the vegetable fields?"
Hailou just smiled and said nothing.
After a while, DouDou came to his senses, flicked his tail angrily, and jumped off Hailou.
"You're so bad," he yelled, "I'm going to punish you now with a catless sentence...well, 10 minutes!"
After finishing speaking, Doudou shook his head angrily, turned around and started to trot with head held high, jumping all the way to Peter's side like an elegant colt.
"Hello, Peter!"
Peter turned to look at Doudou, first excitedly talked about the progress of the identification, and then explained: "According to preliminary tests, it is determined that our super plant has an extremely sophisticated camouflage mechanism, which prevented us from detecting its identity during the initial cultivation. True attributes, and after it has undergone some beneficial mutations in the last star year, its shape has emerged, so we can be sure that it is indeed a super plant with extremely high natural attributes."
Doudou didn't know much about what he heard, so he could only nod indiscriminately as if joining in the fun, and echoed: "Very good, um, that's right."
Peter said anxiously: "However, young master, are you sure you really want to give up your identity as the discoverer? Is it really appropriate for you to give me the honor like this?"
"Why is it inappropriate?"
"I always feel very uneasy. Although my father and I planted and cultivated this super plant together, and indeed it has been settled in Reese's backyard for many years, but before that, we never paid attention to its value. Speaking of which, young master, you You are a young genius who knows treasures with eyesight, and I am ashamed that you helped me like this."
"It's okay," DouDou waved its paws, and said generously, "It's not mine anyway, I'm not the first cat to discover that Luo Kui can be eaten, and I only know a little about its usefulness, so It can’t be regarded as my credit. If that’s the case, what’s wrong with letting you use it to complete your graduation project?”
"However, this is a very high honor and a great fortune."
DouDou shook his head, raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "I don't need it. To me, it's better to be a millionaire's friend than to be a millionaire myself."
After finishing speaking, he paused, and added in a low voice: "I heard other cats say that the so-called millionaires are rich human beings. They go to bed later than mice every day. It's very hard work. Not for me, very not for my image."
Peter thought about it and laughed too.
"I really can't imagine the young master becoming such a person. But no matter what, this will be the common glory and wealth of our Reese family, and I am also a member of the Reese family."
DouDou isn't too keen on claiming credit, but he's enthusiastic about promoting new superplants as popular foods in tight demand.As soon as he rolled his eyes, a brilliant idea appeared in his head.
Running around and bumping to Hailou, he meowed happily: "You are now released after serving your sentence, and you have a cat again. Are you happy?"
"happy."
"Then I have something to tell you, you put me up there."
Hailou bent over as he said, and lowered his arms.Stepping on his arm, DouDou climbed onto the shoulders of the human being, and lay down hugging his neck.
"Peter told me just now that if the empire discovers a new super plant, it will take several years at most before ordinary beasts can enjoy this plant, right?"
"Yes," Hailou explained, "Super plants are precious, but they need to be widely planted and sold before they can be promoted among ordinary people. Commercial elements are involved in all the links. There have also been some super plants that were extremely popular among the public. Low failure cases. In order to maximize profits, manufacturers are always very cautious when selecting new varieties, and the initial laboratory testing alone takes a week or a year."
The length of the promotion cycle directly determines when Doudou can enjoy the benefits of being a millionaire friend, which is very important.
"Then if these rich manufacturers find that beasts are looking forward to this new super plant, everyone likes it very much, and want to experience this new plant early, will they consider speeding up the pace of planting and development?"
"Of course, if the polls show that the audience has a large enough consumption intention, they will also pay attention to it from the perspective of profit."
"So I wanted to give you an early look at our amazing superplants."
When DouDou came to this point, he purposely made a fool of himself, shaking his head and moaning.
Hailou was puzzled, and stretched out his hand to pinch one of Doudou's front paws, urging him to continue talking.
Doudou wagged his tail, and patted Hailou's cheek every now and then.After he had had enough chatter, he said slowly, "Do you still remember the commercial I told you about? Not only can it promote my image, but it can also help us promote super plants."
DouDou's eyes are round and bright, as if success is within reach, and he looks confident.
Hailou couldn't help but took out Doudou, hugged it in his arms and rubbed it, which made Doudou laugh out loud.
The little cat will do what he says.DouDou decides to stay at Reese's house for two more days.He bid farewell to Hailou, and quickly plunged into the creation of short films of the "Adventures of Tears and Cats" with Peter.
It was night, with his head hanging from the beam and his buttocks pierced, he ate two large plates of dim sum, sacrificed a whole night of sleep, and finally came up with his painstaking work.
"Here is the story of our protagonist, Kitty, who strayed into a dangerous jungle when he was out on an adventure. After going through hardships, he found the sacred super plant, defeated the big devil, and returned with a rewarding experience. In the last scene of victory, we It's going to be a perfect fusion of Reese's super plant and the head of the tearful cat, showing a heroic soft light. We will do this and that, and it will be outstanding!"
Naturally, Peter couldn't understand the profundity of the script. Thinking from the perspective of an aboriginal, he felt that Doudou's brains were astonishingly large.
The enthusiastic response of the masses obviously brought great encouragement and satisfaction to the creators.In one go, he wrote more than a dozen short story scripts, and finally selected the best of the best, selected the most perfect story, and chose a day to start the film.
With the full support of General Reese's mansion, Doudou and Peter worked together to put the script created by the director of Kitty Cat on the screen.
The Star Beast Empire has a high-definition intelligent camera device and powerful intelligent co-control, so the shooting process of the commercial short film is not complicated.However, the kitten is only a half-baked child, limited by its ability, it is squeezed out into pieces, and at best it can only be regarded as a shoddy work.However, if such a short film is placed on the beast planet with no relevant experience, it is enough to trigger a tsunami-like craze.
Doudou's short commercials have a tight rhythm, bright colors, complete storytelling, and are fascinating.The most important thing is that the actor Benmao has a cute image, like a round fur ball rolling in the grass, and every move is cute, which makes people tremble.
The climax is at the end of the clip.When the hero Mao Mao returned to his hometown with scars all over his body and a precious super plant in his mouth, he faced the golden sunset with mixed feelings and teary eyes, which perfectly interpreted the charm of "Crying Cat Head".
Weeping Mao Maotou became popular overnight.
Just as in the ancient earth period, how to catch the attention of customers became the distress of countless human beings in the advertising industry, and the cuteness of the orcs in the interstellar era also baffled the capital side.
All of a sudden, the avatar made with the weeping cat's head as a template became the most popular element nowadays, and even the star network system took advantage of the trend to launch the same headgear as the "weeping cat's head".Orcs can choose cat headgear by themselves, and change their outfits with one click, just like putting on a coat.
As a result, the decoration with "cat" as the element quickly became popular all over the Internet.Looking around, the streets and alleys are full of sad and weeping cats and cats, presenting some kind of weird and spectacular scene.
The once unique image of fluffy waste wood has now turned into a passer-by who "throws it into the pile of beasts and is inconspicuous".
Faced with this situation, even the narcissistic cat like Doudou is deeply surprised, and has to feel sad once again by the lack of boring entertainment life in private by the interstellar beasts.
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Hi, it’s all because I’m so beautiful
(In fact, not to mention StarCraft, even in our era, if there is a kitten that can act alone in a commercial with top-notch acting skills, even if the story of the commercial is old-fashioned, I believe many audiences will be conquered)
Doudou: So, let’s do it again, hey, it’s all because I’m too beautiful [shaking head
I hope the housekeepers don't find out that I have secretly fertilized the super plants before, Doudou prayed in his heart.He firmly covered his buttocks with his tail, turned his head and buried his head in Hailou's arms.
Hailou noticed the movement of the kitten in his arms, lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
Doudou raised his head, took a quick glance at Hailou, and then his eyes drifted to the other side, revealing two bright white eyes, with a look of being caught for doing something bad.
Hailou said clearly: "Since it's not convenient to tell me something bad, then I won't ask."
DouDou bared his teeth in annoyance, biting Hailou's cuff button.
Hailou nodded, his tone becoming more and more certain.He said: "Now, I probably know where the bad thing is."
DouDou turned pale with fright when he heard the words, and suddenly turned his ears back, looking at Hailou in horror.
"How did you know that I secretly fertilized the vegetable fields?"
Hailou just smiled and said nothing.
After a while, DouDou came to his senses, flicked his tail angrily, and jumped off Hailou.
"You're so bad," he yelled, "I'm going to punish you now with a catless sentence...well, 10 minutes!"
After finishing speaking, Doudou shook his head angrily, turned around and started to trot with head held high, jumping all the way to Peter's side like an elegant colt.
"Hello, Peter!"
Peter turned to look at Doudou, first excitedly talked about the progress of the identification, and then explained: "According to preliminary tests, it is determined that our super plant has an extremely sophisticated camouflage mechanism, which prevented us from detecting its identity during the initial cultivation. True attributes, and after it has undergone some beneficial mutations in the last star year, its shape has emerged, so we can be sure that it is indeed a super plant with extremely high natural attributes."
Doudou didn't know much about what he heard, so he could only nod indiscriminately as if joining in the fun, and echoed: "Very good, um, that's right."
Peter said anxiously: "However, young master, are you sure you really want to give up your identity as the discoverer? Is it really appropriate for you to give me the honor like this?"
"Why is it inappropriate?"
"I always feel very uneasy. Although my father and I planted and cultivated this super plant together, and indeed it has been settled in Reese's backyard for many years, but before that, we never paid attention to its value. Speaking of which, young master, you You are a young genius who knows treasures with eyesight, and I am ashamed that you helped me like this."
"It's okay," DouDou waved its paws, and said generously, "It's not mine anyway, I'm not the first cat to discover that Luo Kui can be eaten, and I only know a little about its usefulness, so It can’t be regarded as my credit. If that’s the case, what’s wrong with letting you use it to complete your graduation project?”
"However, this is a very high honor and a great fortune."
DouDou shook his head, raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "I don't need it. To me, it's better to be a millionaire's friend than to be a millionaire myself."
After finishing speaking, he paused, and added in a low voice: "I heard other cats say that the so-called millionaires are rich human beings. They go to bed later than mice every day. It's very hard work. Not for me, very not for my image."
Peter thought about it and laughed too.
"I really can't imagine the young master becoming such a person. But no matter what, this will be the common glory and wealth of our Reese family, and I am also a member of the Reese family."
DouDou isn't too keen on claiming credit, but he's enthusiastic about promoting new superplants as popular foods in tight demand.As soon as he rolled his eyes, a brilliant idea appeared in his head.
Running around and bumping to Hailou, he meowed happily: "You are now released after serving your sentence, and you have a cat again. Are you happy?"
"happy."
"Then I have something to tell you, you put me up there."
Hailou bent over as he said, and lowered his arms.Stepping on his arm, DouDou climbed onto the shoulders of the human being, and lay down hugging his neck.
"Peter told me just now that if the empire discovers a new super plant, it will take several years at most before ordinary beasts can enjoy this plant, right?"
"Yes," Hailou explained, "Super plants are precious, but they need to be widely planted and sold before they can be promoted among ordinary people. Commercial elements are involved in all the links. There have also been some super plants that were extremely popular among the public. Low failure cases. In order to maximize profits, manufacturers are always very cautious when selecting new varieties, and the initial laboratory testing alone takes a week or a year."
The length of the promotion cycle directly determines when Doudou can enjoy the benefits of being a millionaire friend, which is very important.
"Then if these rich manufacturers find that beasts are looking forward to this new super plant, everyone likes it very much, and want to experience this new plant early, will they consider speeding up the pace of planting and development?"
"Of course, if the polls show that the audience has a large enough consumption intention, they will also pay attention to it from the perspective of profit."
"So I wanted to give you an early look at our amazing superplants."
When DouDou came to this point, he purposely made a fool of himself, shaking his head and moaning.
Hailou was puzzled, and stretched out his hand to pinch one of Doudou's front paws, urging him to continue talking.
Doudou wagged his tail, and patted Hailou's cheek every now and then.After he had had enough chatter, he said slowly, "Do you still remember the commercial I told you about? Not only can it promote my image, but it can also help us promote super plants."
DouDou's eyes are round and bright, as if success is within reach, and he looks confident.
Hailou couldn't help but took out Doudou, hugged it in his arms and rubbed it, which made Doudou laugh out loud.
The little cat will do what he says.DouDou decides to stay at Reese's house for two more days.He bid farewell to Hailou, and quickly plunged into the creation of short films of the "Adventures of Tears and Cats" with Peter.
It was night, with his head hanging from the beam and his buttocks pierced, he ate two large plates of dim sum, sacrificed a whole night of sleep, and finally came up with his painstaking work.
"Here is the story of our protagonist, Kitty, who strayed into a dangerous jungle when he was out on an adventure. After going through hardships, he found the sacred super plant, defeated the big devil, and returned with a rewarding experience. In the last scene of victory, we It's going to be a perfect fusion of Reese's super plant and the head of the tearful cat, showing a heroic soft light. We will do this and that, and it will be outstanding!"
Naturally, Peter couldn't understand the profundity of the script. Thinking from the perspective of an aboriginal, he felt that Doudou's brains were astonishingly large.
The enthusiastic response of the masses obviously brought great encouragement and satisfaction to the creators.In one go, he wrote more than a dozen short story scripts, and finally selected the best of the best, selected the most perfect story, and chose a day to start the film.
With the full support of General Reese's mansion, Doudou and Peter worked together to put the script created by the director of Kitty Cat on the screen.
The Star Beast Empire has a high-definition intelligent camera device and powerful intelligent co-control, so the shooting process of the commercial short film is not complicated.However, the kitten is only a half-baked child, limited by its ability, it is squeezed out into pieces, and at best it can only be regarded as a shoddy work.However, if such a short film is placed on the beast planet with no relevant experience, it is enough to trigger a tsunami-like craze.
Doudou's short commercials have a tight rhythm, bright colors, complete storytelling, and are fascinating.The most important thing is that the actor Benmao has a cute image, like a round fur ball rolling in the grass, and every move is cute, which makes people tremble.
The climax is at the end of the clip.When the hero Mao Mao returned to his hometown with scars all over his body and a precious super plant in his mouth, he faced the golden sunset with mixed feelings and teary eyes, which perfectly interpreted the charm of "Crying Cat Head".
Weeping Mao Maotou became popular overnight.
Just as in the ancient earth period, how to catch the attention of customers became the distress of countless human beings in the advertising industry, and the cuteness of the orcs in the interstellar era also baffled the capital side.
All of a sudden, the avatar made with the weeping cat's head as a template became the most popular element nowadays, and even the star network system took advantage of the trend to launch the same headgear as the "weeping cat's head".Orcs can choose cat headgear by themselves, and change their outfits with one click, just like putting on a coat.
As a result, the decoration with "cat" as the element quickly became popular all over the Internet.Looking around, the streets and alleys are full of sad and weeping cats and cats, presenting some kind of weird and spectacular scene.
The once unique image of fluffy waste wood has now turned into a passer-by who "throws it into the pile of beasts and is inconspicuous".
Faced with this situation, even the narcissistic cat like Doudou is deeply surprised, and has to feel sad once again by the lack of boring entertainment life in private by the interstellar beasts.
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Hi, it’s all because I’m so beautiful
(In fact, not to mention StarCraft, even in our era, if there is a kitten that can act alone in a commercial with top-notch acting skills, even if the story of the commercial is old-fashioned, I believe many audiences will be conquered)
Doudou: So, let’s do it again, hey, it’s all because I’m too beautiful [shaking head
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