The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 75 Workplace Crisis?meow meow meow
Doudou on this side is still living a bitter life of eating less and moving more. Hailing on the other side was very pleasantly surprised when he received his gift, but within two days she sent her first work to DouDou.Judging from the content, it is an extremely simple landscape painting. It shows the scene when they traveled to the floating island of Holmz, with a large sea of colorful flowers and running dandelion puffs.
DouDou had to admit that Hai Ling's painting talent was much better than her own.Even though her skills are still a little immature, Hai Ling has already shown her talent in color application and composition.
"It doesn't matter," DouDou patted the fur on his chest, and comforted himself, "My sister is a genius among humans, and I am a genius among kittens. We are all little geniuses."
According to the promise, the little genius Doudou created a new work for Hoxha, a painting depicting the scene of the coastal reef beach. Out of selfishness, he poked a dog wrapped in a seaweed "seat belt" floating on the sea surface with the fur of his tail. Small brown sea otter.His technique of drawing the little sea otter is obviously much worse. The large and small color blocks are all glued together, and it can only be seen as a fur ball.Even so, Doudou was still full of confidence and was very proud of his own work. He held the drawing paper and admired himself for a long time before sending it to Huo Xha.
After Huo Xha received Dou Dou's new work, he naturally praised him a lot.Encouraged by DouDou, he proudly sent the paw prints of Fauvism to all his relatives and friends, and received unanimous praise.
"I have summed up the rules." Doudou said to Hailou.
"What is it?"
"If you want beasts to sleep better, let them learn to enjoy life, let them get in touch with many interesting things, make them feel great, and let their lives be as beautiful as in their dreams. In this way No one is afraid of going to sleep, and no one is afraid of waking up. Sleeping and waking are part of real life."
"Very good," Hailou applauded, "What you said is very philosophical."
Doudou doesn't know what philosophy means.He continued to wallow in self-praise.
"You know, Dad, they said that every painting I poke out with my paws has the effect of calming the spirit, maybe it is similar to the effect of those natural plants. They said that this kind of situation is rare. So, I really am Little genius, right? Stretching out my claws to contribute part of my strength, this is probably the fate of being a little genius."
Hailou laughed, and couldn't help reaching out to touch Doudou's head, but was pushed away by the kitten's paw.
"Don't move my head," Doudou refused, "I just licked my hair after I got up, and you're going to mess it up for me."
"sorry."
"It's okay," Doudou said generously, "You can touch my chin and neck, it's comfortable there."
Hailou followed suit, and DouDou was so comfortable that he closed his eyes.
"I think you should be thankful."
"How to say?"
"Do you know how other kittens can communicate with humans if they can't speak human language?"
"I do not know."
"The answer is, they can't communicate at all! Think about it, human beings are always thinking about some weird things in their heads, and there is no way to understand the intentions of kittens, no matter how obvious we are. It's like just now Well, I don't want you to touch my head, I can tell you directly, but if I can't speak human language, then I can only protest with actions."
"Oh?" Hailou raised his eyebrows and asked with interest, "What kind of action?"
"like this!"
After finishing speaking, Doudou pretended to be fierce, flung his fangs and claws at Hailou's hand, and lightly bit his tiger's mouth with his fangs.
"Bitting and scratching are the language of kittens, the kind without words," Dou Dou said convincingly, "Oh, stupid human beings, they don't know why they were bitten in the end, but in the end, it's also their fault right?"
Hailou deliberately teased him and asked, "However, how can this be blamed on humans? After all, in our opinion, touching is a friendly gesture of affection and intimacy, and we didn't expect to be bitten for no reason."
"Not."
Doudou raised a paw, shook it slowly, with a serious expression on his face.
"Expressing love and intimacy is nothing more than wishful thinking of human beings. You have never asked the kitten your own opinion. You think the kitten is cute, so you want to move it anyway. These behaviors are all from the human point of view. Thoughtful. You feel like you're being kind, but you're picking the wrong time and place, and I might feel threatened and instinctively want to take action. Then you blame me for not taking my claws back for my defensive reaction , This is too unfair to the little cat. It's not fair, it's not fair."
Hailou thought for a moment, nodded and said, "You are right, I really should respect your opinion."
He scratched Doudou's chin again, and said, "Next time if you feel uncomfortable, you can just bite me to remind you, it's okay."
Doudou shook his head embarrassingly, and replied: "I like it. When you touch me, I like it most of the time. I don't want to bite you, but if you make me angry, I will run away from you Go, run far away, and make you a human without cats again."
At the end, he pursed his lips and smiled secretly, and added: "Just run away for a while, if you come to me with Rourou, I will happily go back with you."
"It's terrible," Hailou said half-truthfully, reaching out to put Doudou in his arms, "I don't want to become a human without cats again, I hope you will be run too far."
DouDou was about to shout, when Hailou said slowly, "But non-essential meat intake is unnecessary, we need to be restrained."
……
snort!
"I think you are pretty good, young master. You have a very good figure and a healthy body. As long as you control it properly, you don't need to worry about losing weight. Besides, you have found your own Alpha human being, right? There is no reason to embarrass yourself anymore. Stay in perfect shape."
The considerate Peter Mouse comforted him after learning about Dou Dou's troubles.He holds the cactus "portrait" painted for him by Doudou and he can't put it down, wishing he could carry it with him 24 days a day.
DouDou depressedly took a bite of the virtual dried fish, thought for a long time, and then sighed: "Then don't worry too much. I just need a little bit of meat. If there is too much meat on the belly, jump The bed in the Shanghai building is difficult. What if my human beings excuse me not to hug me and let me sleep next to the pillow?"
"Master, you are so gentle," Peter, who had his own soft light filter, praised repeatedly, "I have a hunch that you will be a competent Oufu."
Doudou shook his ears, the cat glanced at Peter suspiciously, and said, "Peter, you've been a little strange recently, why do you always talk about other things when you talk."
Peter blinked innocently and asked in confusion, "What are you talking about, young master?"
"Didn't you notice it yourself? You always like to say things that make cats very shy when you talk recently, such as Alpha and cubs." Doudou tilted his head, raised one ear and leaned towards him, his eyes were full of gossip Zhiguang asked curiously, "Have you found someone you like?"
Peter squinted around, and said, "Master, don't take the opportunity to trick me, and does such a thing as 'making cats shy' really exist?"
I don't know who is the one who pulls out the knife and slaughters the dog every time during the live broadcast.
DouDou embarrassedly meowed twice, and argued, "Of course I'm also shy, but because I'm too cute, you often don't notice my shyness."
Peter calmly analyzed: "The young master's words are not logical."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," DouDou waved his paws, and said generously, "Even if you are obsessed with my beauty, it is human nature. The pursuit and appreciation of beauty is a natural desire driven by primitive instinct. (Look) ——God, what I said makes sense, how could I come up with such a meaningful sentence.”
Before Peter objected, DouDou quickly changed the subject and said, "Forget it, don't keep calling me cute or not. We are so familiar, it's not good to have a cat worship. Let's talk about serious things." , You said why no one has come to fight with me?"
DouDou's challenge stage has been empty for nearly two weeks. If it weren't for his ranking in the standings fluctuating from time to time, DouDou would have thought that his name had already been made famous by the competition organizing committee.
"Isn't it good that no one comes to make trouble?" Peter laughed, "Master, didn't you always say that being forced to work is too hard? It's just right when no one comes to your door, so you can rest. Besides, didn't you realize that, Has your ranking left the lower division long ago?"
Huh?DouDou stared round in surprise, quickly turned out the real-time updated scoreboard list, and habitually counted from the back to the front, unexpectedly counting to the last few pages before discovering his name.
"It's true!" Doudou exclaimed, "Am I about to become the number nine hundred and ninety-nine?"
"More than that, I have a hunch that a powerful sleep aid anchor like the young master will definitely become a blockbuster and soar into the sky, making more orcs notice you."
"But how did you do it?" Doudou tilted his head and asked in puzzlement.
He thinks that he hasn't done anything particularly powerful recently, but just doing his daily work tasks. If someone comes to fight, he will fight with them.So far, only two beasts, Medora and Hoxha, have really issued a formal challenge letter to him.
"This is the added benefit of participating in the single-player competition," Peter explained, "In the low division, although the bottom score is easy to attract others' covetousness, but at the same time, there are many people who pay attention to the wheel battle, which is also an excellent opportunity. Opportunities for exposure. If you perform outstandingly, it is not impossible to attract a large wave of popularity to the front row. Master, your first two confrontation matches are a record of unbeaten victories, not to mention that the opponents are all well-known senior sleep aid anchors, of course you are amazing .”
DouDou takes the lead to give yourself encouragement.
"You don't know, many people on Xingwang are now imitating your live broadcast, and there are more and more anchors who use animal shapes as fixed avatars."
Speaking of this, Peter reminded with concern: "If there are more and more people like this, I'm afraid it will also dilute the audience in our live broadcast room."
"It doesn't matter," Dou Dou said confidently, "Let them imitate. Anyway, my ideas are getting better every time. How do you say that? It keeps coming! Besides, I still have a secret weapon."
"What secret weapon?"
Doudou twitched the corners of his lips, trying to put on a wicked smile.
"Of course it's me! I'm a cute weapon of mass destruction!"
"Master, what is a weapon of mass destruction?"
Doudou was startled, his eyeballs rolled around, and he said flickeringly: "I can't explain it clearly, but in short, it is a very powerful thing that people are afraid of when they hear it. This is just a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor? It is a kind of rhetoric. It's mentioned in "Introduction to Cat Literature", and you have to take the exam, do you understand?"
Peter was taken aback by the question, and couldn't ask any more questions.
When DouDou squeezed (into) Hailou's study room through the crack of the door, he solemnly repeated the above declaration again,
Hailou was busy operating the projector to project three-dimensional drawings on the ground, and he just smiled when he heard this.
"You are so perfunctory."
Dou Dou shook his tail unhappily, and was about to say a few more words, but he caught a glimpse of a drawing shadow somewhere on the ground forming a beautiful and regular circle.He took a deep breath, trying to hold back his restless claws.
At this time, Hailou took the time to turn around to respond to Doudou, and said with a smile, "I didn't try to be perfunctory, I just silently agreed with your point of view. Why do you say that you are a secret weapon?"
He waited for a while, but he didn't see Doudou answering.Hailou looked up and saw DouDou staring at the circle on the ground in a daze. He thought the kitten didn't like the projection being so close to him.DouDou is a sensitive little animal who always has an instinctive aversion to things that invade his territory.Hailou reached out to adjust the angle of the projector, and moved the circle a few steps to the side.
Unexpectedly, Doudou got up, trotted a few steps to keep up with the moving bright circle, and even sat down on the center of the circle.
Meow, finally comfortable.
Doudou drooped his eyelids contentedly, showing a happy expression.
The fifth principle of kitten meaninglessness: If there is a circle on the ground, then occupy it.
Hailou followed, leaned over and pinched Doudou's face.
Only then did DouDou come back to his senses, raised his eyes to Hailou, and said happily, "What were you asking me just now?"
Hailou laughed and asked, "Why did you become so happy all of a sudden, huh?"
DouDou didn't answer, but rubbed his neck against Hailou's palm affectionately, making a slight grunt.Hailou gently stroked Doudou's back along his fur.The kitten fell down, lying in the center of the circle, turned over on its hind legs, and turned its back to the sky, revealing its fluffy belly.
Hailou hesitated whether to take the opportunity to touch the kitten's fur belly.
Doudou's eyes were crystal clear, he looked at Hailou seriously, and said considerately: "Although I didn't necessarily want to touch your belly when I lay down, but I am very happy now, you can come and touch my belly. "
After that, he hooked Hailou's wrist with his claws, and pressed the human palm against his soft belly.
For a moment, both the kitten and the human sighed in satisfaction.
During Hailou's extremely skillful rubbing, Doudou's spirit gradually became chaotic, as if he was about to close his eyes and fall asleep.In a daze, he asked stubbornly: "I didn't hear what you were going to tell me just now."
Hailou had no choice but to repeat the question he had just asked, "I said, why do you think you will be a secret weapon?"
"That's natural."
DouDou regained his senses, rolled over and sat up again, raised his chin, and said in a serious manner, "When we were on earth, there were so many small animals living together, and kittens can still occupy an unshakable and absolute dominant position in the hearts of human beings." .Now in the interstellar world, there is only me as a cute cat, and the charm is even more amazing. No matter what kind of enemy it is, let them let the cat come over!"
Of course, don't look at DouDou's impassioned words, but in his heart, he is still willing to be a carefree little kitten. It's best to just get along to the finals like this, and then work harder.
However, the vision is good, but the reality is always cruel. Just when Dou Dou thought he could get something for nothing, the biggest crisis in his career as a sleep aid anchor came quietly.
The author has something to say:
Ask, how to catch a doudou
Answer, draw a circle on the ground, and wait for the gift of nature
DouDou: The charm of kittens to rule over human beings has been tested by history! !
PS, babbling a few words.The most important principle of interacting with cat people, adding a sentence of "I think", should be to let them approach you actively, not the other way around.Cat people are relatively independent and assertive little animals. If humans interfere with it when it feels unsafe or is focused on other things, it is very likely to be regarded as a threat and take self-defense actions.Cats spend at least half of their time sleeping every day, and it is estimated that they don't want to pay attention to humans during these times.Although I understand that everyone raises a small animal because they want to gain a close and beautiful relationship, but after all, pets are their own choice and their own responsibility. First, we must obey their nature and meet their needs, and then we can build further relationships.Imagine that if someone harassed you desperately and touched you when you were sleeping, afraid or wanting to be alone for a while, and this person was many times older than you, and could easily hurt you, you would also feel uneasy and would angry.Those kittens who won’t get angry even if they are flattened and rounded are mainly because they have a good personality and don’t necessarily feel comfortable, but not every cat is naturally like this
So what's the best solution?Of course, the kitten can talk and tell you what it wants (no.
DouDou had to admit that Hai Ling's painting talent was much better than her own.Even though her skills are still a little immature, Hai Ling has already shown her talent in color application and composition.
"It doesn't matter," DouDou patted the fur on his chest, and comforted himself, "My sister is a genius among humans, and I am a genius among kittens. We are all little geniuses."
According to the promise, the little genius Doudou created a new work for Hoxha, a painting depicting the scene of the coastal reef beach. Out of selfishness, he poked a dog wrapped in a seaweed "seat belt" floating on the sea surface with the fur of his tail. Small brown sea otter.His technique of drawing the little sea otter is obviously much worse. The large and small color blocks are all glued together, and it can only be seen as a fur ball.Even so, Doudou was still full of confidence and was very proud of his own work. He held the drawing paper and admired himself for a long time before sending it to Huo Xha.
After Huo Xha received Dou Dou's new work, he naturally praised him a lot.Encouraged by DouDou, he proudly sent the paw prints of Fauvism to all his relatives and friends, and received unanimous praise.
"I have summed up the rules." Doudou said to Hailou.
"What is it?"
"If you want beasts to sleep better, let them learn to enjoy life, let them get in touch with many interesting things, make them feel great, and let their lives be as beautiful as in their dreams. In this way No one is afraid of going to sleep, and no one is afraid of waking up. Sleeping and waking are part of real life."
"Very good," Hailou applauded, "What you said is very philosophical."
Doudou doesn't know what philosophy means.He continued to wallow in self-praise.
"You know, Dad, they said that every painting I poke out with my paws has the effect of calming the spirit, maybe it is similar to the effect of those natural plants. They said that this kind of situation is rare. So, I really am Little genius, right? Stretching out my claws to contribute part of my strength, this is probably the fate of being a little genius."
Hailou laughed, and couldn't help reaching out to touch Doudou's head, but was pushed away by the kitten's paw.
"Don't move my head," Doudou refused, "I just licked my hair after I got up, and you're going to mess it up for me."
"sorry."
"It's okay," Doudou said generously, "You can touch my chin and neck, it's comfortable there."
Hailou followed suit, and DouDou was so comfortable that he closed his eyes.
"I think you should be thankful."
"How to say?"
"Do you know how other kittens can communicate with humans if they can't speak human language?"
"I do not know."
"The answer is, they can't communicate at all! Think about it, human beings are always thinking about some weird things in their heads, and there is no way to understand the intentions of kittens, no matter how obvious we are. It's like just now Well, I don't want you to touch my head, I can tell you directly, but if I can't speak human language, then I can only protest with actions."
"Oh?" Hailou raised his eyebrows and asked with interest, "What kind of action?"
"like this!"
After finishing speaking, Doudou pretended to be fierce, flung his fangs and claws at Hailou's hand, and lightly bit his tiger's mouth with his fangs.
"Bitting and scratching are the language of kittens, the kind without words," Dou Dou said convincingly, "Oh, stupid human beings, they don't know why they were bitten in the end, but in the end, it's also their fault right?"
Hailou deliberately teased him and asked, "However, how can this be blamed on humans? After all, in our opinion, touching is a friendly gesture of affection and intimacy, and we didn't expect to be bitten for no reason."
"Not."
Doudou raised a paw, shook it slowly, with a serious expression on his face.
"Expressing love and intimacy is nothing more than wishful thinking of human beings. You have never asked the kitten your own opinion. You think the kitten is cute, so you want to move it anyway. These behaviors are all from the human point of view. Thoughtful. You feel like you're being kind, but you're picking the wrong time and place, and I might feel threatened and instinctively want to take action. Then you blame me for not taking my claws back for my defensive reaction , This is too unfair to the little cat. It's not fair, it's not fair."
Hailou thought for a moment, nodded and said, "You are right, I really should respect your opinion."
He scratched Doudou's chin again, and said, "Next time if you feel uncomfortable, you can just bite me to remind you, it's okay."
Doudou shook his head embarrassingly, and replied: "I like it. When you touch me, I like it most of the time. I don't want to bite you, but if you make me angry, I will run away from you Go, run far away, and make you a human without cats again."
At the end, he pursed his lips and smiled secretly, and added: "Just run away for a while, if you come to me with Rourou, I will happily go back with you."
"It's terrible," Hailou said half-truthfully, reaching out to put Doudou in his arms, "I don't want to become a human without cats again, I hope you will be run too far."
DouDou was about to shout, when Hailou said slowly, "But non-essential meat intake is unnecessary, we need to be restrained."
……
snort!
"I think you are pretty good, young master. You have a very good figure and a healthy body. As long as you control it properly, you don't need to worry about losing weight. Besides, you have found your own Alpha human being, right? There is no reason to embarrass yourself anymore. Stay in perfect shape."
The considerate Peter Mouse comforted him after learning about Dou Dou's troubles.He holds the cactus "portrait" painted for him by Doudou and he can't put it down, wishing he could carry it with him 24 days a day.
DouDou depressedly took a bite of the virtual dried fish, thought for a long time, and then sighed: "Then don't worry too much. I just need a little bit of meat. If there is too much meat on the belly, jump The bed in the Shanghai building is difficult. What if my human beings excuse me not to hug me and let me sleep next to the pillow?"
"Master, you are so gentle," Peter, who had his own soft light filter, praised repeatedly, "I have a hunch that you will be a competent Oufu."
Doudou shook his ears, the cat glanced at Peter suspiciously, and said, "Peter, you've been a little strange recently, why do you always talk about other things when you talk."
Peter blinked innocently and asked in confusion, "What are you talking about, young master?"
"Didn't you notice it yourself? You always like to say things that make cats very shy when you talk recently, such as Alpha and cubs." Doudou tilted his head, raised one ear and leaned towards him, his eyes were full of gossip Zhiguang asked curiously, "Have you found someone you like?"
Peter squinted around, and said, "Master, don't take the opportunity to trick me, and does such a thing as 'making cats shy' really exist?"
I don't know who is the one who pulls out the knife and slaughters the dog every time during the live broadcast.
DouDou embarrassedly meowed twice, and argued, "Of course I'm also shy, but because I'm too cute, you often don't notice my shyness."
Peter calmly analyzed: "The young master's words are not logical."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," DouDou waved his paws, and said generously, "Even if you are obsessed with my beauty, it is human nature. The pursuit and appreciation of beauty is a natural desire driven by primitive instinct. (Look) ——God, what I said makes sense, how could I come up with such a meaningful sentence.”
Before Peter objected, DouDou quickly changed the subject and said, "Forget it, don't keep calling me cute or not. We are so familiar, it's not good to have a cat worship. Let's talk about serious things." , You said why no one has come to fight with me?"
DouDou's challenge stage has been empty for nearly two weeks. If it weren't for his ranking in the standings fluctuating from time to time, DouDou would have thought that his name had already been made famous by the competition organizing committee.
"Isn't it good that no one comes to make trouble?" Peter laughed, "Master, didn't you always say that being forced to work is too hard? It's just right when no one comes to your door, so you can rest. Besides, didn't you realize that, Has your ranking left the lower division long ago?"
Huh?DouDou stared round in surprise, quickly turned out the real-time updated scoreboard list, and habitually counted from the back to the front, unexpectedly counting to the last few pages before discovering his name.
"It's true!" Doudou exclaimed, "Am I about to become the number nine hundred and ninety-nine?"
"More than that, I have a hunch that a powerful sleep aid anchor like the young master will definitely become a blockbuster and soar into the sky, making more orcs notice you."
"But how did you do it?" Doudou tilted his head and asked in puzzlement.
He thinks that he hasn't done anything particularly powerful recently, but just doing his daily work tasks. If someone comes to fight, he will fight with them.So far, only two beasts, Medora and Hoxha, have really issued a formal challenge letter to him.
"This is the added benefit of participating in the single-player competition," Peter explained, "In the low division, although the bottom score is easy to attract others' covetousness, but at the same time, there are many people who pay attention to the wheel battle, which is also an excellent opportunity. Opportunities for exposure. If you perform outstandingly, it is not impossible to attract a large wave of popularity to the front row. Master, your first two confrontation matches are a record of unbeaten victories, not to mention that the opponents are all well-known senior sleep aid anchors, of course you are amazing .”
DouDou takes the lead to give yourself encouragement.
"You don't know, many people on Xingwang are now imitating your live broadcast, and there are more and more anchors who use animal shapes as fixed avatars."
Speaking of this, Peter reminded with concern: "If there are more and more people like this, I'm afraid it will also dilute the audience in our live broadcast room."
"It doesn't matter," Dou Dou said confidently, "Let them imitate. Anyway, my ideas are getting better every time. How do you say that? It keeps coming! Besides, I still have a secret weapon."
"What secret weapon?"
Doudou twitched the corners of his lips, trying to put on a wicked smile.
"Of course it's me! I'm a cute weapon of mass destruction!"
"Master, what is a weapon of mass destruction?"
Doudou was startled, his eyeballs rolled around, and he said flickeringly: "I can't explain it clearly, but in short, it is a very powerful thing that people are afraid of when they hear it. This is just a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor? It is a kind of rhetoric. It's mentioned in "Introduction to Cat Literature", and you have to take the exam, do you understand?"
Peter was taken aback by the question, and couldn't ask any more questions.
When DouDou squeezed (into) Hailou's study room through the crack of the door, he solemnly repeated the above declaration again,
Hailou was busy operating the projector to project three-dimensional drawings on the ground, and he just smiled when he heard this.
"You are so perfunctory."
Dou Dou shook his tail unhappily, and was about to say a few more words, but he caught a glimpse of a drawing shadow somewhere on the ground forming a beautiful and regular circle.He took a deep breath, trying to hold back his restless claws.
At this time, Hailou took the time to turn around to respond to Doudou, and said with a smile, "I didn't try to be perfunctory, I just silently agreed with your point of view. Why do you say that you are a secret weapon?"
He waited for a while, but he didn't see Doudou answering.Hailou looked up and saw DouDou staring at the circle on the ground in a daze. He thought the kitten didn't like the projection being so close to him.DouDou is a sensitive little animal who always has an instinctive aversion to things that invade his territory.Hailou reached out to adjust the angle of the projector, and moved the circle a few steps to the side.
Unexpectedly, Doudou got up, trotted a few steps to keep up with the moving bright circle, and even sat down on the center of the circle.
Meow, finally comfortable.
Doudou drooped his eyelids contentedly, showing a happy expression.
The fifth principle of kitten meaninglessness: If there is a circle on the ground, then occupy it.
Hailou followed, leaned over and pinched Doudou's face.
Only then did DouDou come back to his senses, raised his eyes to Hailou, and said happily, "What were you asking me just now?"
Hailou laughed and asked, "Why did you become so happy all of a sudden, huh?"
DouDou didn't answer, but rubbed his neck against Hailou's palm affectionately, making a slight grunt.Hailou gently stroked Doudou's back along his fur.The kitten fell down, lying in the center of the circle, turned over on its hind legs, and turned its back to the sky, revealing its fluffy belly.
Hailou hesitated whether to take the opportunity to touch the kitten's fur belly.
Doudou's eyes were crystal clear, he looked at Hailou seriously, and said considerately: "Although I didn't necessarily want to touch your belly when I lay down, but I am very happy now, you can come and touch my belly. "
After that, he hooked Hailou's wrist with his claws, and pressed the human palm against his soft belly.
For a moment, both the kitten and the human sighed in satisfaction.
During Hailou's extremely skillful rubbing, Doudou's spirit gradually became chaotic, as if he was about to close his eyes and fall asleep.In a daze, he asked stubbornly: "I didn't hear what you were going to tell me just now."
Hailou had no choice but to repeat the question he had just asked, "I said, why do you think you will be a secret weapon?"
"That's natural."
DouDou regained his senses, rolled over and sat up again, raised his chin, and said in a serious manner, "When we were on earth, there were so many small animals living together, and kittens can still occupy an unshakable and absolute dominant position in the hearts of human beings." .Now in the interstellar world, there is only me as a cute cat, and the charm is even more amazing. No matter what kind of enemy it is, let them let the cat come over!"
Of course, don't look at DouDou's impassioned words, but in his heart, he is still willing to be a carefree little kitten. It's best to just get along to the finals like this, and then work harder.
However, the vision is good, but the reality is always cruel. Just when Dou Dou thought he could get something for nothing, the biggest crisis in his career as a sleep aid anchor came quietly.
The author has something to say:
Ask, how to catch a doudou
Answer, draw a circle on the ground, and wait for the gift of nature
DouDou: The charm of kittens to rule over human beings has been tested by history! !
PS, babbling a few words.The most important principle of interacting with cat people, adding a sentence of "I think", should be to let them approach you actively, not the other way around.Cat people are relatively independent and assertive little animals. If humans interfere with it when it feels unsafe or is focused on other things, it is very likely to be regarded as a threat and take self-defense actions.Cats spend at least half of their time sleeping every day, and it is estimated that they don't want to pay attention to humans during these times.Although I understand that everyone raises a small animal because they want to gain a close and beautiful relationship, but after all, pets are their own choice and their own responsibility. First, we must obey their nature and meet their needs, and then we can build further relationships.Imagine that if someone harassed you desperately and touched you when you were sleeping, afraid or wanting to be alone for a while, and this person was many times older than you, and could easily hurt you, you would also feel uneasy and would angry.Those kittens who won’t get angry even if they are flattened and rounded are mainly because they have a good personality and don’t necessarily feel comfortable, but not every cat is naturally like this
So what's the best solution?Of course, the kitten can talk and tell you what it wants (no.
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