The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Because the gap between DouDou and Ott's mental work concepts is too large, the system balance mechanism is automatically triggered.The specially customized competition plan needs to be sent to the organizing committee for screening. As a result, the time for the official competition between the two is infinitely delayed.Even so, this unique single-player match still attracted the attention of the entire network and became the talk of the orcs after dinner.

Fans of Data Theory only use a series of calculation formulas to try to scientifically predict the winning and losing ratios of the two.The idle gossip lovers infiltrate from many aspects such as family background, qualifications, anchor secrets, etc., and talk about all kinds of gossip with great interest.The speculators seized the business opportunities early. They not only scrambled to bet first, but even searched for admission tickets on the star network, and then resold the second-hand admission tickets at high prices, making a lot of money from the price difference.

The speculators who got rich overnight make DouDou very jealous.Looking at the price records constantly updated by Xingwang, he even wanted to sell his unique anchor qualification ticket.

"Anyway, after the game started, they found that I didn't go in, and they will definitely give me another one, right? If I sell the tickets, the star coins I earn are enough for us to travel to Maosha Star again."

Doudou looked at Hailou and asked innocently.

Hailou slowly followed the cat on Dou Dou's back.He thought for a while, and replied seriously: "If you want, you can try it, but I think no one will be willing to take your anchor ticket. Auctioning second-hand tickets is very troublesome, and the star coins transferred by buyers will go through a third party. Institutional deposit, the authenticity of the admission ticket is confirmed before it is actually transferred to the seller's account, and the procedure is cumbersome. In this way, you may have to wait for a long time before you can withdraw money to Maoshaxing."

After listening to it, Doudou immediately changed his words: "Then I don't want it. No one would dare to sell it to them. After all, it was said on the Internet that I am the only one who dares to sit in that position against Otto. Other beasts must think that I am just a Brave cats and beasts, I admire you so much."

The kitten, who has always had a bad fart, fell into the illusion of self-worship and couldn't extricate himself, sweeping its tail happily.

Hailou knew that among the orcs watching on Xingwang.com, there must be many times more people who just watched the excitement than the admirers of Teacher Maomao, but he didn't intend to dampen Doudou's exuberant self-confidence.He leaned over, kissed Doudou's ear, and echoed with a smile: "Yes, you are right."

Being affirmed by humans, Doudou is naturally even more proud.He strode up to the edge of the table with his head held high, jumped off the desk, and ran back and forth in the study involuntarily, like a little fluffy golden whirlwind, knocking down the decorative vase and knocking off the sea. floor books.

Dingling clang—bang——

DouDou was taken aback by the movement he made, his ears limply pressed against his head.He shrugged and lay on the ground, tilting his head and squinting at Hailou furtively.Seeing that the human beings didn't respond to his wanton destructive behavior, Doudou felt relieved, chased the imaginary enemy, and ran even more recklessly.

After running a few laps, DouDou felt the danger signal that the energy of the little fish in his stomach was running low.He forced himself to stop, sat down on the floor, and calmed down the agitation by licking his balls (balls) and (farts).

Hailou worked at his desk, never raised his head, and turned a deaf ear to the little cat's commotion.

Doudou licked his hair for a while, then stopped in satisfaction.He turned his head to look at the humans, but he didn't see any reaction from Hailou, and he became unhappy again.Although Hailou will not criticize his bad deeds, human beings also do not pay enough attention to kittens. This is an extremely serious act of "ignoring cats", which must be severely educated and criticized.

Thinking of this, DouDou walked slowly and proudly to Hailou's calf.He sat down upright, with his head raised, staring intently at his humans.

Hailou didn't look up.

Meow, good, ignore me for the second time, bookkeeping, bookkeeping!

DouDou gritted his teeth as he gritted his teeth, his sharp claws brushed across the carpet, drawing out a few silk threads.He twisted his waist, aimed at the desk, and quickly calculated the most reasonable jumping angle in his mind.

After a long preparation, a perfect take-off, an impeccable extended posture, and a tail that maintains an excellent balanced posture——

Then, with a bang, Dou Dou hit the corner of the table with his head.

Out of the corner of Hailou's eyes, he was always paying attention to Doudou's small movements, and when he saw it, he quickly picked up the badly injured kitten into his arms.

DouDou saw Venus in his eyes and felt dizzy. Most importantly, he couldn't wake up from the heavy setback that he failed to take off for a long time, and sat on Hailou's lap in a daze.It wasn't until the human's warm palm was pressed against his forehead that DouDou came back to his senses and looked at Hailou faintly.

Meow -

Doudou howled at the top of his voice, and plunged into Hailou's chest.He was so depressed, his stomach was full of gas, and the whole cat looked round and round.

"Don't be angry." Hailou gently rubbed DouDou's forehead, comforting in a low voice.

Doudou huddled into a ball, completely immersed in the great loss of the failure to take off, and even forgot the temptation to take the opportunity to blackmail the human being and give him another bowl of meat.He was sad for a while, it was a long time, and then he accidentally overstretched... he fell asleep.

This sleep was fairly sound, but the dream I entered was not very friendly to cats.DouDou dreamed that he was surrounded by a circle of sparrows who hated cats.They were chirping, flying around Doudou's head while laughing wildly in Doudou's ear.

Chirping, whistling, the silly cat still wants to take off, but it failed to take off, big silly cat!

This made Doudou very angry.He showed his claws, bared his teeth, and drove all the birds out of his circle.However, he was too fat, and wriggling on the ground with difficulty, he couldn't run fast at all.

DouDou was so anxious that he subconsciously called Hailou's name, and Hailou really appeared.

Hailou is still the little cute human that appeared in Dou Dou's dream, standing almost as tall as the little orange cat.He heard the little cat calling for help, but he just glanced at DouDou indifferently.

"What fat guy is this?"

DouDou was stunned to hear Hailou speak, but the human words sounded like what DouDou could say himself.

"Why call me by my name? You are not my kitten. My kitten is so thin and small that a dandelion can fly with it."

Xiaoxiao Hailou said so, then glared at DouDou again, then turned and left without looking back.

"It's me, I'm Doudou, I'm not fat at all, I'm your little cat!"

Doudou was so anxious that he couldn't make a sound, so he had to slide his limbs desperately to catch up.But for some reason, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move his legs, and his paws were as heavy as lead.

Then, his stomach became heavier and heavier and hungrier...

Doudou fell asleep unsteadily, and kicked his hind legs hard to wake himself up.When he looked up again, he saw that the humans had resumed their work.

Recalling the terrifying scene in the dream that was ignored by humans, Doudou couldn't help feeling angry, and he stretched out his claws and slashed a white mark on Hailou's wrist.

"I'm not fat at all!"

Doudou announced loudly, and angrily met Hailou's suspicious gaze.

"What are you talking about, are you having a nightmare?" Hailou pulled out a hand, touched Doudou's back lightly, and said, "I heard you talking in your sleep."

Hearing human beings talking to him in such a soft voice, without ignoring his intentions at all, the anger around him was like a balloon that was punctured by a needle, and it deflated with a whiff.

"What kind of nonsense am I talking about?" Doudou sniffed Hailou's hand and asked curiously.

"You said..." Hailou paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "One more bowl of dried fish, I want a big one."

DouDou was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly became angry from embarrassment, hugged the human's wrist and gnawed again.

Hailou patiently accompanied DouDou to vent for a while, and then returned to work after seeing him calm down.

After lying down for a while bored, he got up and jumped onto the table, and sat down by Hailou's elbow.He tilted his head and looked curiously at the book-like thing spread out in front of the humans. After a long time, he was sure that he could not read a word, so he gave up.

Doudou endured it for a while, and couldn't bear it any longer. He stretched out his claws tremblingly, touched Hailou's arm very lightly, and asked in a low voice, "Pat my head again to encourage me."

Hailou obeyed and patted Doudou's head seriously.

DouDou squinted his eyes to enjoy this moment of tenderness, but soon, the warmth from his head disappeared.He stared at Hailou's profile and thought casually, human beings are such a strange species, no matter which world they are in, they are always so busy.They seem to be particularly afraid of being idle, what are they busy with?

He turned his gaze to the other side of the study room, thinking about his Mao Chunlai—it has been a long time since Dou Dou has missed his life in Mao Chunlai.

Meow, if I were still in Maochun now, I might have become Hailou's domestic kitten.Will Hailou on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge work hard every day like now?It should be too.Hailou is always the strongest human being, and the strongest human being is always the hardest human being.

Thinking of this, DouDou raised his paw again.The snow-white fur paw approached Hailou's cheek hesitantly, and patted it lightly, the movement was as gentle as a caress.

This time, Hailou did not ignore DouDou.He quickly stopped what he was doing, rubbed the cat's head vigorously, hugged him in his arms and kissed him, and praised without hesitation: "Of course you are not fat at all, you Not only are you not fat, but you are also very cute. You are just rounder. See if you are lying in my arms, do you still have a lot of room, can you even roll around?"

Such a simple truth immediately convinced the little cat.

DouDou stared round her eyes and said loudly, "That's right, as long as you can still hug me, what kind of fat am I? I'm not fat at all."

"It's just that you need to pay attention to controlling your diet." Hailou reminded.

"Yes, it's just control!" Doudou accepted the opinion generously.

DouDou was completely happy, her beautiful big tail was raised proudly again, and the little sun in her eyes was in the sky.A wave of ambition to rule the entire universe is so strong that Kitty can hardly stand still.

After a while, Doudou calmed down, and suddenly remembered an important matter.

"Did you say I was not good at exposing myself before?" Doudou put his head and two front paws on Hailou's arm unceremoniously, and worried, "But now I find that popularity is a difficult thing to control Oh. They always like me so much, I can't help it. After the fight with Ott, there will definitely be more beasts who fall in love with me. What if they find out my true identity? ? Will I be caught by the big villain and locked up in the zoo for an exhibition, after all, I am the only kitten in the universe, how amazing."

"Maybe we will be discovered," Hailou nodded calmly, "or maybe we have been exposed. But it doesn't matter now."

"Huh?" DouDou glanced at the humans strangely, "Is it all right now?"

"It doesn't matter anymore."

Hai Lou repeated affirmatively.The smile on his face is mysterious, and Doudou can be sure that his human beings must have been busy behind his back for a long time and have done a lot of work to be as frank and calm as they are now.

"Trust me, you just have to do what you love to do. If you want everyone to like you, then go be the most popular kitty in the universe."

Although DouDou usually boasts that he is the best kitten in the universe and the whole world, when such arrogant words come out of Hailou, who has always been strict, it will inevitably make the cat feel at a loss, and even feel anxious. A little bit shy.

DouDou embarrassedly lowered his head, put his left paw on top of his right paw, and stepped on it lightly.

Two snow-white round fur paws stacked together, like a bunch of handsome little snowmen.

"Okay then," Dou Dou pretended to be reluctant, and muttered, "Then I have no choice but to be a kitten who is popular among the stars. Maybe this is my inescapable destiny."

Hailou was amused by his shy little appearance, and couldn't help rubbing Doudou's ears again.

Sometimes, his kitten is also very delicate, inexplicably sensitive and inexplicably sad.

Hailou was also worried. Can such a delicate kitty really deal with a more powerful opponent in the future?

But, it should be possible, because his Doudou is a miracle star.

The author has something to say:

DouDou: My damn charm with nowhere to rest, hey.Human beings, when your kitten asks you to pet it, all you can do is to suspend all the work at hand and pet it reverently, because the next time the kitten "shows kindness" will not be what it will be.