The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

"The stinky sparrow that snatched our nest lives on the edge of the farmland in the western suburbs, under the eaves of the third farmer's house along the road into the village of Xiaomao, and there is an abandoned electric pole outside the door."

A couple of swallows found the cat detective and complained like this.

"The sparrow was a young man who only came of age last winter, and it was in its prime of life. It stayed comfortably in our nest for a whole winter, so naturally it refused to let it out easily. We asked it to reason, Not only did it not apologize at all, but it beat us up violently. Look at you, my beautiful flying feathers are about to be torn apart. What a robber!"

Detective Cat was lying on the ground, gracefully overlapping his two front paws, listening carefully, while nodding continuously, with a serious expression on his face.At the end, he asked with concern: "So that's what happened, how many dried fish do you plan to give Meow?"

The Yanzi couple, who were still mourning, couldn't help but choked up when they heard the words, and they couldn't speak anymore.They looked at each other and communicated silently with their eyes.After a while, Father Swallow raised one wing, clapped the board and said, "There are small dried fishes drying in the yard of that farmhouse, we can help you watch the wind. After you're done, you can take as much as you want."

Meow, dry fish.Detective Cat couldn't help licking his tongue and shrewdly narrowed his eyes.

Although you still need to use your own claws in the end, they provide intelligence and lookout services at a fair price.With my claws, it shouldn't be a problem to drag away ten or eight at a time. In this way, I will have enough food for the day.

So, the fat orange cat patted its tail, and said righteously: "Meow, what a stinky sparrow, it's too much to occupy other birds' nests. No, I can't just ignore this kind of injustice. Let me go with you."

That's how Detective Cat's business trip to handle the case was settled.

……

"Tell me, isn't Cat Detective a particularly good sense of justice?"

Doudou tilted his head, looking at Hailou with bright eyes.

Hailou suppressed a smile, nodded as calmly as possible and echoed: "That's true. It's really amazing to be able to rush people's needs. But, is the sparrow you mentioned really a robber?"

Doudou thought for a while, and replied: "How to say it, it depends on whose perspective you are looking at. If it is the swallow couple, they will naturally hate the robber sparrows who rob their nests. But sparrows are like this by nature. The robber sparrow may have been born in a nest stolen by its parents, and its neighbors are also robbers. If there is an empty nest, it can occupy it without asking why. There is nothing wrong with the sparrow itself. Swallows and sparrows are not the same kind of birds, and there is no need to force them to compare each other to see whether they are right or wrong. Scrambling nests is just a conflict that is destined to happen in their lives. .”

"It's amazing that you can think like that."

Hailou stretched out his hand and rubbed Doudou's head, and took off the little mud that accidentally got stuck on his beard.

DouDou rubbed against Hailou embarrassingly, then held his belly with his paws, readjusted his sitting posture, and then continued to talk about the story of the cat detective.

Detective Mao is going on a business trip, which is a big deal in Maochun.

"Mr. Cat Detective, I heard that you are going to the western suburbs. It is quite far from us. It is said that if you run with only four paws, you will have to run for a whole day and night to get there."

A small tabby cat with white hair and black spots meowed at the cat detective.

"How are you going to get there?"

"Yes, yes, how do you go to meow?"

The stray cats around meowed like echoes.

Detective Cat raised his chin proudly, squinted at the cats, and said triumphantly, "It's impossible for a cat as delicate as me to run over with its own paws. I've already found a ride."

"What kind of ride is it?"

"Yeah, what kind of hitchhiking meow?"

"The big dandelions in Maochun Park are blooming," Cat Detective replied, squinting his eyes comfortably, thinking, "When the wind blows, I can sit on one of them. The dandelions will fly all the way with the wind, Fly high, take me to the clouds..."

"But, but," the talkative little cat yelled again, and asked strangely, "A dandelion is so light, but you are so heavy, how could it take you to the sky?"

Before it finished speaking, it received a heavy orange cat paw on its head.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Cat Detective snapped, "I'm such a light and fluffy kitten, I have to stay at home and not go out when the wind is strong, otherwise I will be swept away. Why can't dandelions carry me? They carry me Don't be too easy. Huh? Are you talking?"

The little cat didn't dare to speak.In fact, no cat dared to speak, so everyone had to meow and wish Detective Cat a smooth journey on his trip.

The day when Cat Detective set off happened to be a sunny day with wind and clouds.The sun poured down from a height of tens of thousands of meters, like sweet syrup, dyeing every small animal on the ground into a clear amber color like honey.

The orange cat detective radiating golden light walked out of the house and rushed to the dandelion field.His luggage was a small cloth bag made of floral cloth, which was tied around his hairy neck, and the thin drawstring made a strangle mark on his thick neck.

Dandelion buses are queuing up in the flower beds of the park, waiting for the time to depart.From a distance, it looks like a large white cloud, which is magnificent.

A bee conductor buzzed busily among the dandelion flowers.It saw Detective Cat from a distance, and urged loudly: "Hurry up, hurry up, the train is about to start! Passengers who haven't boarded the train check their tickets quickly!"

Detective Mao exerted all his strength, spread his limbs, and ran towards the clouds, and finally arrived at the destination at the last moment before the convoy set off.

"Is it just you a cat?" asked the bee conductor.

"Yes, I'm just a cat," Detective Cat stretched out his paw and hooked the drawstring around his neck, "and my luggage."

The dutiful bee conductor flies around Detective Cat and his cloth pocket to make sure the fluffy passenger isn't carrying anything dangerous.

"Your luggage is fine," buzzed the bee, "but you are overweight. A dandelion cart can't carry you."

Detective Cat's ears turned red with annoyance.

"One won't work, but two are fine. You can't refuse the load without reason, or I'll take all the dandelions you have!"

In the end, the bee conductor launched a full [-] dandelion cars before he lifted up the "skinny" cat detective.The wind flew towards the direction of the sun and the clouds, driving the whole huge dandelion convoy, and slowly drove towards the real clouds above the sky.

After a while, the dandelion clouds merged into real clouds.Detective Cat has arrived.He was thrown into the thick clouds and bounced twice while holding his belly.Detective Cat got up and patted the cloud icing on Maomao.Using his paws as oars and his tail as the propulsion force, he rowed vigorously in the sea of ​​clouds.

Finally, Cat Detective came to the sky above the western suburbs.He cut through the clouds with his sharp claws, and stared at the ground through the gap.

A large neat paddy field is inlaid on the earth like a bright mirror, and the small seedlings are only sprouting green shoots.The stinky clouds rushed to the mirror to admire their own reflection in the paddy field.

Detective Cat rearranged the cloth around his neck, took a deep breath, twisted his butt (butt) again, and then jumped into Wei Lan's embrace.

The wind rippling presumptuously around Detective Cat's ears, turning his small ears over, exposing the (pink) inner ear wall.

All the floating hairs on the cat detective's body were scraped off, and the fine hairs were melted in the sunshine syrup.

So the cat detective turned into a dandelion himself.

The bloated cat dandelion flew, floated, and circled down the air, before being stopped by a group of swallows in black tuxedos.They linked their wings together, interweaving a huge black dense net, which wrapped Detective Cat firmly and landed him safely.

"Mr. Cat Detective, you are here. We have been looking forward to you for a long time! I heard that you are coming to teach the hateful Sparrow Bandit a lesson. My friends are all here to cheer."

The Yanzi couple enthusiastically introduced their partners.

A group of little swallows chirped and jumped around the big cat, making serious comments.

"He's the Cat Detective!"

"The cat detective looks like a cat!"

"A bit disappointed, just like a cat."

"Cat like, cat like!"

"It's about the same as the rhubarb at the entrance of the village."

"It's also like Mimi from Murao."

"I think Detective Cat looks better. Look at his big face, which is rounder than the fifteenth moon, and his paws, each one is full, like the fruit of autumn. I never Never seen a cat as round as he."

"Round, round! So round!"

Detective Mao was still in the dizziness of falling from a high altitude, with stars in his eyes, described as stupid, staring at the swallows in a daze, unable to say a word.

The Yanzi couple felt dizzy (bird) when they saw the cat detective, so they had to ask their partners for help.They gave an order, and the cat detective was surrounded by swallows and set up.With all four claws in the air, he flew towards the farmer dazedly and stumbled.

A ball of cat cat balls was thrown in the farmer's yard, kicking up a piece of sand heavily, frightening the sparrows that were singing happily on the eaves.

"This is the foreign aid we invited, hum, are you afraid?"

Swallow and his wife stood beside Detective Cat, proudly.

The robber sparrow looked up and down at the cat detective, and seeing that furry tail that was almost thicker (stronger) than itself, they were frightened and fled.

Cat Detective wins without a fight.

When he came back to his senses, Detective Mao found that everything was over and everyone was happy.He was still a little dazed, and slowly left amidst the thousands of thanks from the Yanzi couple—of course, before leaving, Detective Mao did not forget to take his due reward.

The dried fish that has been dried to be fragrant and crispy filled the cloth pocket (stuffed) around Detective Mao's neck, exuding the sweet taste of the winner along the way.

Detective Cat became more and more proud as he walked. He only felt that he had done a good deed and received a lot of rewards. He must be the most powerful kitty in the world.

The fat orange cat held its head high, held its tail high, stepped on a horse and walked gracefully like a dressage, and walked leisurely into the depths of the jungle.

There, lay a lake in the forest as clear as a jewel, beating like the heart of the forest.

Detective Mao went to the lake and took off the cloth around his neck.After finally having the opportunity to go on a business trip and leave the hustle and bustle of the city, he planned to have an interesting picnic here.

The residents of the forest did not show much curiosity and enthusiasm for the city visitor from afar.They looked at the delicious-looking fat orange cat from a distance, but they never came forward to disturb it.

The forest returned to calm.

Cat Detective doesn't care much about that.He took out a small dried fish with great difficulty from his cloth pocket, hugged it between his claws, squinted his eyes and began to gnaw.

Ah, what a delicious little dried fish, just as fascinating as the spring scene in front of me.

Cat Detective enjoys the beautiful natural scenery comfortably.At this moment, Feng'er was so tired that he finally stopped, and the lake became calm.A huge cloud slowly moved over, completely blocking the sun.The surface of the lake dimmed in an instant, with fragmentary spots of light shining faintly.

Cat Detective held the small dried fish and stared blankly at the lake.

In a trance, he seemed to hear a melodious singing sounded from the depths of the dense forest, surrounding him.

It is the forest that sings.

And this lake is the vinyl record of the forest, and the wicker hanging on the water is the needle of the record player.

……

"Each forest has its own unique singing voice," Dou Dou said to the fascinated Hailou, "Do you know what song I heard that day?"

Complacent, DouDou even forgot to conceal the mysterious identity of Cat Detective.

Hailou laughed softly, "What is it?"

The kitty coughed twice pretentiously, then sat upright, puffed out its chest, and took a long breath.After getting ready, DouDou grinned and began to sing, shaking his head.

Meow~↘↗Meow~Meow~~Meow~Meow~Meow~~Meow~Meow~Meow↗~~Meow↘↗——

Maybe it's because of the lack of breath, the little cat always floats up tremblingly at the end of singing, which sounds like splitting.

Hailou was taken aback, and looked at DouDou with a complicated expression.After a while, he seriously commented: "It's really nice, it's really a wonderful song."

The author has something to say:

DouDou: I am so thin, heh, I only need a dandelion to lift me up easily

Bee: [-] dandelion cars are starting, pay attention to avoiding ahead!

Clang clang clang, no prize quiz, what song is the kitty singing

The answer turned out to be--

Xuehuapiaopiao, beifengxiaoxiao

Did you get it right? (.

PS, the maturity period of dandelion seeds is generally in summer, which is different from the season in the article, but again, please don’t pay attention to these details in the story made up by the kitty

PPS, there are actually many things like sparrows robbing nests, but it doesn't always mean that the swallows lose.Humans often judge right and wrong based on their own preferences. For example, people prefer swallows (swallows build nests at home is a symbol of good luck) rather than sparrows (sparrows were once listed as one of the four pests), so seeing sparrows occupy swallows The nest will be angry.For example, suppose one day humans find that pandas are actually cruelly bullying another ugly species, I think most people will choose to "forgive" pandas.

But in the wild, doves occupying magpie nests are all real things.There is something even scarier, and everyone probably has heard of it, which is to lay one's own eggs in the nest of other parent birds, and when the chicks hatch, they will give the host parent bird's own uncracked children to it. Push out the bird's nest and fall to death.This nest parasitism can be found in many birds, some of which are very popular with humans, such as cuckoos.From a human perspective, this behavior is horrific.But after all, birds live in nature and follow their own rules of survival, so they have no turn to be judged by human morality.

We can never, nor have the right, to be impartial judges of the events of nature.Of course, it's just a personal choice whether you want to help Yanzi fight